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Amanda Seyfried Looks Sloppy on Her Hike of the Day

Posted on May 25, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have a one-sided love/ hate relationship with Amanda Seyfried….one-sided because she doesn’t know I exist, so that leaves shit on a stalker level, but love/hate because I have heard her in interviews and I hated her, I have seen her in teenage love movie previews and hated her, but then I’ve seen her in her nude scenes in more obscure roles and I’ve forgot how annoying she is…. I don’t know if she is hot or not…I can’t figure it out…she is one of those on the fence kind of pussies..cuz she looks like she has a sloppy body and sloppy tits, There are hardly any scandals with her, she lives in LA but I guess lives low profile with her dog that licks her cunt, the only barely exciting thing about her is that Lohan is fucking jealous of her cuz Lohan lost the Mean Girls relevant pussy trophy to her and that truth hurts….but not as much as Seyfried’s boyfriend’s dick that he stuck in Lohan in Cannes, cuz we’re all allowed to make stupid decisions sometimes, and Lohan is still Lohan, even if she’s far more scary looking… Pics via Bauer

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Heidi Montag’s Stupid Fake Tits Eat Ice Cream of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are some pictures of Heidi Montag feeding her new tits ice cream. It’s obviously a publcity stunt because she knows that pictures of her emotionally eating two servings of ice cream while showing off her new stupid tits are enough to get the paparazzi excited, and apparently, it’s enough to get you excited, cuz it’s far more entertaining than standing outside your ice cream shop staring at the fat mom’s and white trash stuffing their gutter faces….that’s not to say Heidi isn’t trash, it’s to say tits are hotter than the tattooed up sloppy shit with their gutter kids that I am going to spend my afternoon staring at….cuz licking ice cream is a fetish, except when the licking is done by an old queeny fag on the boardwalk I saw yesterday who I am pretty sure thought he was sucking a young vibrant cock while rocking a boner in his short shorts leaving everyone around him feeling pretty fucking uncomfortable….it is hot outside and there is no reason for me to be inside…especially since I hate my wife’s heavy breathing and the smell of this but I also hate giving Heidi Montag any fucking attention…Good thing no one reads this site… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Naomi Campbell Threesome Picture of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Naomi is a waste of space, but more importantly a waste of champagne. There are people like me who have waited a lifetime to taste the sweet nectar of actual champagne, but instead I am forced to drink shit like Baby Duck and other ghetto sparkling wine that gives me a fucking headache, while this cunt and her billionaire russian (mobster) oil tycoon have the luxury of spraying the shit all over each other like the bunch of wasting pigs who live in excess that they are…. I guess life’s not fair, but I’d rather live the shitty life I live than be forced to spend the day with J.Lo on her yacht, which is what these idiots are doing while they are acting all wild and crazy, but not crazy enough, cuz I’d love if this ended in a traditional Naomi Campbell freak out that leaves Jenny from the block at the bottom of the ocean…but I never get what I want, I’ve come to terms with that. Pics via Bauer

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Lindsay Lohan Flashes Her Ass of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

These are old pictures of Lohan in terms of celebrity gossip….they are from last week and you have probably seen them. I am only posting them cuz bitch is in court right now and this is my tribute to her and celebrity justice and the lack of it. If I was as criminal as some of them I would have been locked up a long time ago and more importantly if I was one of them and locked up, it’d be in some really luxurious prison….life is unfair… The update is that Lohan is not going to jail and that all she has to do is wear a SCRAM bracelet, that monitors alcohol in her blood…I feel ripped off…. I emailed Lohan earlier today telling her to take advantage of the attention…have a freak out…start a campaign to legalize drinking and driivng…to take her million dollars and move to Southeast Asia and live like royalty…there are so many things she can do with this legal scandal that could be a lot of fun and that she should fucking do it….but she never answered me….. So all I gotta say is that we’ve come a long way from Lindsay Lohan being the girl everyone wants to fuck…..she has finally become the girl we want to run up and cover-up, not cuz we feel bad for her, cuz her privileged life has been so hard on her, but because we feel bad for ourselves cuz we’re forced to look at that shit…. Pics via Bauer

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MIA for your Hindu Fetishists of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t find MIA hot. If anything I find her totally over-rated. She was like some kind of hipster female MC who broke thru and somehow became mainstream. She got this huge following and it didn’t make any fucking sense to me. She didn’t have tits, she didn’t have a hot body, her music may have been catchy, but seemed more like something fags would fall for and that wasn’t enough justification for me and then I realized she was so big because half the world’s population is Indian and they find this shit fucking hot…like they jerk off to her thinking she’s some kind of beauty cuz she’s not as hairy as their tumeric eating wives, so I figured I might as well post the shit for my Indian readers, but also for my weird white readers with a Hindu fetish, who spend their weekends jerking off to Bollywood movies and Slum Dog Millionaires while eating Tandori chicken…naked… To See the Gallery – Follow This Link GO

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Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics. Pics via Bauer

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Kate Hudson Whores Out on the Beach cuz She’s a Whore of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Kate Hudson uses any excuse to whore out that she can find. I guess it has to do with her having serious daddy issues from never having a relationship with her biological father…that lead to her having a kid young with some older man, to dating Owen Wilson until he tried to kill himself, to fucking A-Rod after that dick had ventured into many other pussies, but so has her mom pussy, because she’s filling some void, that I assume is partially caused by being ripped open by a baby, but also cuz she never had a dad. Either way, she’s horny, constantly lookin’ for cock, and here she is on the beach in some shitty new movie she’s filming that I can only assume has to do with getting married, cuz it is called “Something Borrowed”….that she can thank her mom for getting her into…and I’m not all that interested, sure her ass is good, but I don’t really think there’s much else to her, even if those rumors of fake tits are truth… Pics via Fame

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Kate Plus 8 Bikini Pics of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

My idea of good TV is not seeing a bitch who has had 8 kids like a fucking stray dog in a bikini, cuz even stray dogs get saggy pussies and sloppy bodies and awkwardly big nipples after they’ve been forced into backyard breeding, and they are designed to have 8 kids at a time, while humans aren’t….so seeing Kate Gosselin, the lesbian who took fertility drugs to create her own village, and exploit her own village, because she had an idea for a TV show, and breeding was the only way to live out her dreams, in a bikini is pretty fucking disgusting, cuz even after months of Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star, her body looks like an abused mess, and I can only assume her pussy is worse, otherwise this opportunist would have released a sex tape by now, but instead keeps her junk underwraps…and I’m not sure why she’s with that Bill Clinton lookin’ motherfucer…but I am sure it isn’t sexual, since he doesn’t have a pussy, and I really don’t care about this pig or her show….or her bikini pcis…but I am posting them anyway. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Julie Bowen’s Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| 1 Comment

George Lopez aired this picture of Julie Bowen from Modern Family breast feeding her twins….because he is a cable show and I guess they are allowed to get away with that kind of thing…despite seeing two leeches sucking the life out of a breast being disgusting to me….but for some reason thought to be beautiful to mom’s around the world cuz nurturing alien looking things after bringing them to the world is something they think is so fucking amazing despite almost every pussy having a window of opportunity where they are capabale of doing the same fucking thing, It’s like being so proud of your shit that you out of the toilet and dry it out and show it to your neighbors cuz you’re proud, because we all have the fucking capacity to do the shit, some of us ust don’t choose to do it….so there’s no need to fucking brag…. It’s like making babies makes fucking egos…like they think cuz they care so much about it, the rest of the world will, and really I have no problem with a bitch showing off tit under any context or circustance…and that’s part of the reason I take every opportunity I get to watch girls who breast feed in public with deep fucking interest….like enough interest to make them feel uncomfortable when they notice me staring at them, which opens the window for me to say something like “this is such a beautiful sight, it represents life, you are so lucky to be able to do this, it is like your calling in life as a mother” and they usually smile and let me watch til they finish.

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Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s some Canadian 21 year old who is on some show called the Vampire Diaries and she’s in a bikini. I’ve been hearing a lot about her over the last few months, maybe it’s because I am in Canada and Canada gets hard for their 5 actors who landed gigs in the USA, or maybe it’s cuz people want to fuck her, and I guess why wouldn’t they, she’s 21 and pussy is at its fucking prime at 21, since it knows how to fuck better than 18, because 18 is a little shy and conservative, but it is not as damaged as 25 where a few break-ups have thrown them into “slut” phases….but from an objective point of view, she’s got a pretty shitty fucking ass. I’m not sure if it is flat, or if it is fat, but I do know she should do some fucking squats, cuz some shape is lacking….but I’m not complaining cuz a bitch in a bikini is a bitch in a bikini….even if that bikini is jacked the fuck up like it’s designed for a post pregnant 40 year old who is trying to wear a bikini to be hip but wants to hide those unflattering stretch marks…but whatever…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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