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Kelly Brook Ass in Some Sneaker Ad of the Day

I have a lazy pig of a wife who never really does anything that involves getting off the couch or eating prepared food. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her clean, do laundry, shower or cook…even though you’d think someone her size would love cooking and would have to clean both her clothes and herself because of the constant sweating….but laziness always overcomes…So I love seeing women in traditional gender roles, when bitches would spend the days at home cooking and cleaning and fucking the mailman out of boredom, while the husband was at the office making money while fucking the secretary, the cleaning staff, the neighbor’s wife…so this pictures of Kelly Brook get me and my needs and touch me on an emotional level, but unfortunatley are totally unbelievable, because I know any bitch that looks this good is married to a dude who has enough money to pay a staff and is just as lazy as my wife to do these menial everyday chores left for the common folk and migrant workers….it’s like this is the other end of the fucking spectrum of pig women, but at least she looks good when pretending…

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Kelly Rowland Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how much Kelly Rowland resents Beyonce for leaving her behind and running off with her own solo career, because Beyonce is an ego and didn’t like sharing the stage with the other girls. Sure, Kelly Rowland made a ton of money, doesn’t have to work ever again, but you know how people are, they always want what they don’t have, and don’t appreciate what they do have, so everytime Beyonce’s name comes up, her insides just cry, leaving her with little else to do but spend her time getting implants and walking around on the beach, hoping that a rapper will miraculously sweep her off her feet and give her work like she was Rihanna, but I think it’s safe to assume standing under the sun is the only shine this popstar will ever get again…and here are the pics… Here she is in some one-piece…. Pics via Fame

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Kim Zolciak in her Bikini of the Day

This is not some United Colors of Benetton shit….it’s just some southern trash from some Real Housewives of Atlanta shit giving some black girl a high five to make us think that she’s not some racist like her Southern ancestors who used to own little black girls. She’s in a bikini and the only interesting thing in all this is that she is 32 years old, but somehow manages to look like she’s mid 40s soccer mom of four at some 3 star resort in the Domincan cuz that’s all her gutter ass can afford…and I’m not really sure why, but here are her pics for you to try to figure out… Pics via Fame

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Kristen Stewart Shows off Her Tits of the Day

Kristen Stewart is not hot – but you would think she is based on all the coverage she gets…people are always talking about her white trash, mother and father are sister and brothers who went a little too far one night of drinking too much moonshine and chewing tobacco in the outhouse they used to shit in, and 9 months later dropped her ugly baby ass out of her vagina into, because she had no idea she was pregnant, she just thought she ate herself some bad road kill….. Here are some pics of her showing off some little popular tit…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kristen Davis Shitty See Through of the Day

Most of us have seen bitch naked when her ex boyfriend leaked nude pictures of her from when she was younger and more eager, before the whole Sex and the City bullshit changed her life and defined her as someone who made it. Some of us got sued for posting the pictures, because the bith has a team of people who wanted to make those early eager years of her life disappear as fast as they could….I was one of those people who almost got sued, but figured I’d take them down, because seriously, they weren’t that great…if anything they were disgusting, because her pussy lips were big and black like some kind of rotting corpse pussy that got abused it’s way to the top. I don’t know who she’s kidding by wearing a bar to cover up her sloppy little tits, but I do know that I’m happy it’s not see through pants, because seriously, her vagina, even at a young age, was the kind that makes you question if you’re straight or not, because you have no interest in sticking anything in that mess…. I hate Sex and the City and everyone who buys into the bullshit they stand for. I hate all the Sex and the City career women who follow the fucking lead of this shit show….mainly becuase Sex and the City was written by a gay guy and I prefer women in traditional gender roles and not so much living the gam man lifestyle… Either way, here she is in a bra… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Mother Sees Underage Daughter In an Ad for a Stripclub….of the Day

Here is a story of a mother who saw her underage daughter on an ad for a stripclub, because working as a stripper makes a hell of a lot more money than working the mall food court…especially since kids grow up on the internet and see that the real stars aren’t the bitches on TV and in Movies, but the girls in porn, cuz guys actually jerk off to them….and when you come from a broken home where your morals and values allow you to work in a stripclub at 16, that’s pretty much all you want in life and since it paysit’s fucking bonus…. I was listening to teens talking about sex on a radio show since I don’t have a TV last night. It didn’t really excite me. They were talking about Prom night and a whole lot of other bullshit that wasn’t hot, and reminded me that teenagers who go to Prom are teenagers who aren’t worth trying to fuck, you need the gutter girls who pretend they are 18 so that when the cops come knocking, you can plea ignorance, cuz I don’t know about you, but I never ID the bitches I try to fuck, usually cuz there’s no time before the roofies wear off. Yeah, that was a shitty joke, don’t worry, I’ve got tons of them.

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Mel B Looks Like a Man of the Day

Mel B was the Spice Girl I liked best. Maybe it was my black chick fetish, that’s well over a decade old, but probably had more to do with her hard nipples and fit body…a fit body that looks like it may have got hooked on the testosterone her six pack was releasing into her system cuz she looks like her clit may have morphed into a dick. You may like that, as most closet cases do, but remember that maybe you should come out of the closet already, since most closet cases land AIDS, cuz when they finally let loose and listen to those urges, they kind forget about the little things, like putting a condom on before that burly man who spotted their insecurities and potential to be taken to the gay side rapes their ass raw dog cuz he know’s your virgin ass isn’t gonna come polluted…If you know what I mean….not that I know what I am talking about…I just know Mel B kinda looks like a chick….and was once a chick…but I don’t think she is anymore…and I’ll let you figure that one out while masturbating to these pictures…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Bridget Marquardt’s Gunt Needs Some Love of the Day

So I figure I should give Bridget Marquart a post after the whole Kendra Exposed scandal that’s going nuts…. You know how bitches are….catty as fuck…especially bitches who were competing for the attention of their boss/john Hugh Hefner…and the attention of America via their TV show and Playboy spreads…all while smiling at each other and pretending to be the best of friends in interviews while secretly looking in the mirror and wondering how their could even be a contest because they know they are the prettier one, except when their period hits, in which case they hate themselves for a week….and the whole business they are in makes them way more heightened, insecure, filled with daddy issues and self hate issues, like any stripper who snobs you out even though she thinks she’s fucking dirt on the inside and in turn self medicates…. While Kendra was strategic in releasing her sex tape from when she was 18, Bridget was strategic in getting fat, growing a cunt, and lowering her chances of being a high paid escort, but you’d be surprised how far celebrity will take you in the prostitution industry, cuz people are just happy fucking people they see on TV no matter how fat they got…. Word. Here are the Playboy Twins…Since we’re on the Playboy kick…. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Kendra Wilkinson Exclusive Sex Tape Clip of the Day

Here is an exclusive clip from Vivid of the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape everyone is excited about. I have no real opinion about this clip mainly because I don’t really like anything about Kendra Wilkinson or her prostitute life other than the fact that she gets naked for money and now has sex for money…and I think more girls should take her lead…cuz I like watching…. There are rumors that the video was actually shopped around by her to boost her career she doesn’t want to see drown, which I think it is safe to say is fact but really who cares about the business behind the shit, let’s focus on what is more important and that is the fact that this shit exists and is getting out there…. Seeing any 18 year ass is getting fucked in video that you can buy later today is amazing….especially when it is 18 year olds who are no longer 18 but who we’ve got to know on TV and in Playboy….kinda like reminding us all of what could have been had things panned out different before ruining her vagina with kids…. This brings back memories of Pam Anderson sex tape in the 90s, and Paris Hilton’s sex tape in the 2000s…and I am hoping is just the start of the sex tapes of the 2010s….cuz I figure there will always be people willing to get down on camera when shit starts going downhill…especially after how well shit has worked out until this point for other bitches…. So here’s a preview of her getting down…giving some blowjob….you won’t see it anywhere else, cuz I’m just that relevant in the entertainment world when it comes to sex tapes…..Enjoy…. To See Another Hardcore Clip and To Find Out More on the Sex Tape Follow This Link…. KendraExposed.com And if you are like me and appreciate the ambition in her 18 year old eye, already knowing dick sucking will take her farther than any University degree, and know you want it …. Then Follow This Link and Buy The Kendra Exposed Video GO

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