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Jenna Jameson Shitty Bikini Pictures of the Day

Jenna Jameson was in a bikini, which may not be a big deal, because you can google her and see her pussy doing the Tito Ortiz by choking out a cock like it was Jenna Jameson….cuz they have spousal abuse issues in their marriage, which really isn’t all that much of a surprise, you see cuz you put a porn star and a UFC fighter in a normal relationship, living out a normal life, like they are playing fucking house, you usuaully expect them to murder suicide. The only shitty thing about the whole beating his wife shit that sucked for me was that I was in the process of pitching Jenna Jameson on a reality show where I live in her garage like I was ALF and I just kinda get in the way, run off my mouth and try to eat her cat every chance I get while everyone watching laughs and falls in love with our unconventional dynamic…. But now she doesn’t answer my emails….which is okay, cuz broken dreams are something I’m used to. To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Some More Miley Performing Pictures With Ass of the Day

I have spent the better part of the morning talking to a girl who was 16 and 3/4 about sex. I was doing it for research purposes, because I tend to lose touch with 16 year olds the less time I spend in Starbucks and American Apparel. She pretty much told me that she’s been fucking her 18 year old boyfriend consistently for over a year. She was a gymnast and appreciates her flexibility. She showered with a girlfriend and 3 guys just last weekend and she is down with giving blowjobs, but prefers to get fucked from behind, sometimes by more than one person, as long as they cum in her and play with her large tits, since all teenage girls have huge tits these days…. When I was 16 and 3/4 the only pussy I was getting was the fat chick who craved male attention and wanted as much cock as she could get and really was willing to put anything she found inside her. The hot girls were virgins and in longterm relationships waiting for that special night and the slutty hot girls were fucking older dudes with cars. I still got pussy…but it was nothing like the anal loving/ cock sucking/ group sex parties motherfuckers are into at 16 and 3/4 now, because of hormones in the food, the internet, oversexed population and now Miley Cyrus, who I think deserves a thank you for sacrificing her throat to make her contribution.. Pics via Bauer

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Kate Hudson’s Boring Beach Pictures of the Day

Kate Hudson must playing a society housewife or some shit in her new shit movie….because drinking a glass of wine while playing badminton covered up on the beach is something I’d expect to see some rich 45 year old woman doing after coming to terms with how unhappy she is but how nice it is to spend her husband’s money…I guess it’s got to do with Kate Hudson being one of those cunts you knew in high school who constantly said “OMG, You’re so immature” and “Act your age” and other bullshit that lead to her having a kid in her early 20s, while living middle-aged a decade before her time and the only reason I care is because society housewives covered up on the beach are generally not sprawled out ass in tiny bikini on the beach and no matter how irritating this homewrecking vagina who has fucked everyone is, she’d be less irritating if she was her half naked and you probably agree…cuz that’s why you are here…or at least that’s why I like to think you are here…but I know reality is that it was probably just an accident…. Pics via Bauer

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Miley Cyrus Kisses a Girl on Stage of the Day

In not so surprising news…Miley Kissed a girl on Britain’s got Talent….and it also has white trash prostitute looking Glamour Models…. I saw this one coming from miles away..It was the obvious move for her. Everyone knows that you start at Disney, End with a Sex Tape and take all the proper paths in between… Not to mention, every girl knows the controversy and attention comes when you kiss another girl. It’s what college Keg parties are fucking made of, so this is no re-inventing anything, it’s just funny to see it happening as part of her concert tour, like some kind of coming of age into being the most obvious attention whore and celebrity slut who really just needs to release the fucking nude pics already, ideally after her 18th birthday, cuz I want to be able to post the shit… Here’s the video… To See the Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Daisy Lowe Shows Off Tit of the Day

I am friends with all these Hollywood rich kids living the hipster fashionista life on Facebook. I like to look at them living their hipster fashionista life…pretending to go to school while collecting trust funds they know will never dry up. Partying, traveling, flying private jets from LA to NYC to London to attend stupid events they have access to because someone in their family was relevant and the whole thing doesn’t offend me at all…I’d probably be doing the same thing, except for the dirty hipster part, because I’d embrace where I as from, get in the fucking shower and I’d only wear gold plated clothing…seriously…I’d be fucking Royalty, cuz gutter artists in a luxury loft was never my thing, but apparently it is many fashion designers and photographers and model scouts’ thing, cuz all these trust fund partying hipsters have modeling contracts….which is good with me as long as they get naked or topless in photoshoots thinking they are contributing to the fashion scene cuz that’s as good as they get and it’s all thanks to their Rockstar daddies…. So here is some Daisy Lowe rockstar trust fund baby tit…

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Amanda Seyfried Sticks to Beastiality of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out. She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue…. Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for…. Pics via Fame

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Megan Fox is Still in a Bikini of the Day

Megan Fox and her Handler – Brian Austin Green from 90210 are scrambling. The fact that she may not get booked for Transformers is the harsh reality that her career may be coming to an end fast. You know because she’s a whole lot of fucking hype, she’s not nearly as hot as everyone thinks she is, and the fact that people are starting to drop her from her biggest movie and the movie will still be a huge money maker cuz they brought in hotter pussy, will just solidify the fact that she’s useless, talentless and not needed….she is just a hired gun that is replacable…and not a celebrity that movies need to ensure success…so they hit the idiot drawing board and figured that the best way to get back in the public eye is to let her out of her cage and get her into a bikini cuz bikinis always get noticed…unfortunatley for her, she’s no where near as exciting in a bikini as she used to be… We lost a Golden Girl today…and I think these pictures will solidify that Megan Fox was never a Golden Girl she was marketed as…she’s just smoke and mirrors and hopefully we’ve lost the general consensus that she was anything but that. Let’s hope this is an RIP to her career…..may her journey back to her white trash suburban life be as fun as her climb away from it….and for our sake…let’s hope for lots of sex tape desperation…cuz we all know it will get to that level and we’ll love participating in it….. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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Leah Michele from Glee Shitty Upskirt on Stage of the Day

Here is a shitty quality picture of Leah Michele, the Jewish girl from Glee, flashing her ass on stage, because she’s not just on an obnoxious TV show, but she’s also obnoxious in her downtime. I don’t find the bitch hot, she irritates me like the whiney Japs I see talking about their manicure color, but mainly because her face is fucking busted…you’d think she’d take some of her Glee money and sort that abstract painting that is her face structure and layout and sort it the fuck out…it’s like she’s the JENGA game after shit’s fallen apart and the kid is too lazy to play another game….Play another game Leah Michele….put that broken shit back together…or you can just keep taking pictures like this…because staring at your ass distracts from your face…it is the whole reason fucking toothless washed-up crackwhores doggy style was invented…

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Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

What ever happened to Vanessa Hudgens. She had a few minutes of fame, back when she wasn’t showing off her chimpmunk face but was showing off her chimpmunk pussy. Shit was fuzzier than something you’d feed in the park, but for some reason it made me want to rub my hands through it, despite knowing the Disney Execs had beat me to herand her boyfriend Efron has made her strap on and fuck him like the little bitch he is, but now she is fucking boring…Here she is at some boring bottom feeder event…wearing something as sexy as the bitches at the last funeral you went to…hardly showing off skin…putting focus on her chimpmunk face…forgetting that we’ve all seen her awkward body naked…and the whole thing is a let down…you know when I saw those pics of her leak…I believed she was ready to take the role of slutty starlet from the generation of bitches who helped built this site with their nipples and pussies over the last decade…but instead it seems like bitch has gone conservative….I am just posting this now, cuz it’s never too late to release your pussy lip to the public again…once a slut willing to get naked, always a slut willing to get naked, it will do wonders for her career and it is safe to say that we are ready for a pussy lip comeback tour…just a heads up…. Pics via Bauer

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Janice Dickinson Grabs Her Rotting Droopy Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you were Janice Dickinson or somehow accidentally went home with Janice Dickinson, you’d probably want her covering up her pussy lip as much as possible. Partially because of the smell of rotting semen that she’s got lodged up there from a life of access and comdomless sex with strange men…since her lifestle made pregnancy impossible, but internal cumshots from strangers very possible, but also because the dying animal she calls her baby maker is hanging, floppy, and has little life left in it…shit is on it’s last legs…if pussy lips had legs…at least that’s what I can assume based on the rest of her body in this one-piece designed to cover up the rest of her body…Disgusting to some but heaven to me…cuz any pussy is better than the pussy I’m forced to run away from at least 3 times a week. To See The Rest of the Pictures – Follow This Link GO

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