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Watch As These Grannies Light It Up For Hanukkah [Video]

These grannies get “lit” and eat up all the latkes for Hanukkah. You can tell these were probably some party girls back in their heyday… YouTube

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Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day

Josie Canseco is great and these are her nipples. She’s the classy baseball daughter – naked after her dad, who’s mom is probably some low level MITT Slut…that’s what I’ve decided to call baseball wives…and maybe she worked as a cocktail waitress at some sports bar, or stripped at a strip club, or even an escort agency he rolled through on while on roid’s in need of letting off steam from his shrunken balls… I don’t know where her parents met, I am just using deductive logic as to who baseball players accidentally knock up and commit to and marry….because athlete wives are always pretty trashy…but they have access to so much money….to do all the things they’ve ever dreamed…. Well here’s their daughter, her hot body, doing what anyone with a trust fund would do…model to feel sexy, pretty, noticed…. The post Josie Canseco’s Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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January Jones – The Bathtub Series of the Day

January Jones has a fetish…no, not getting knocked up by rich Hollywood execs who are likely married, that she pretends don’t exist, thanks to getting paid the fuck off and collecting a check…when he just expected her to get an abortion…but why get an abortion when you can get payroll for 18 years… Her fetish is posting bathtub pics…3 in 3 days… Weird, but not as weird as her kid will be when he grows up without a father… I guess it was Botox day…or she was ovulating again…and felt like sharing…and all I can do is wonder what other sin goes on in her tub…other than sex and babies out of wedlock…there’s probably some masturbation using the showerhead…it’s a girl thing… Everyone is a social media whore… The post January Jones – The Bathtub Series of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Andreea Diaconu Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day

Andreea Diaconu is labeled one of the most popular model from Romania…because all the other models from Romania look like this: You know Gypsies, who train bears and to balance on balls, for their traveling carnivals…Which we all know isn’t true, because we all watch webcam models masturbate for us and a solid percentage of those Eastern European in the basements like the sex workers they are…when they aren’t trying to be bought by Americans for citizenship… She started modeling at 13…sounds wholesome…like working at an ice cream shop or a summer camp…only more naked…amongst perverts… She also dated Jack Gyllenhaal, even though he’s a faggot rich kid… And now her big nipples are in Vogue…I guess Dreams do come true..for some people…if they are pretty enough…they can save their sex work for behind closed doors with rich people…as all models do… GOOD TIMES… The post Andreea Diaconu Nipples for Vogue Paris of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Gisele Bundchen Naked For Vogue of the Day

Gisele Bundchen is a possible dude from Brazil, turned lingerie model, as these things happen, when you’re from Brazil, and all the hottest girls in Brazil have a penis…it’s a way of life..and it makes solid financial sense for the modelling agencies…because no periods.. A story that makes sense based on her tight, not very feminine body or face…and sure she’s married and has kids, but that can be faked and her husband Tom Brady, could very possibly use her as Locker room sports initiation… Now she’s in Vogue Paris..naked enough, shot by Mario Testino….boring…sure…old yes..a man maybe…naked enough…yes…this is probably some of her best work…. The post Gisele Bundchen Naked For Vogue of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Virginie Efira Shows Off Her French Cannes

I don’t know who this Virginie Efira chick is, probably some fancy European actress or something like that, but man does she ever know how to make an appearance on the red carpet. Here she is at the Cannes Film Festival showing some leg and dropping a ton of Euro cleave. How do you say “How much for a motorboat?” in French. I’m sure it sounds a whole lot more exotic. I need to travel more.

Gemma Massey Seems Awfully Nice

I guess if I’m not going to get to see Lindsay Lohan’s fat front meat today, I might as well get a little peek at those of some other busty chick. Here’s someone called Gemma Massy hanging out in her sexy little cocktail waitress at some kind of event for slutty girls. I have no idea who this chick is or what this event is all about, but I see that miss Gemma has a classic stripper tattoo on her thigh that makes me think that there are probably some more revealing pictures of this bird somewhere on the internet. I’m off to do some google-ing.

Amanda Seyfried Sticks to Beastiality of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out. She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue…. Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for…. Pics via Fame

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Mischa Barton Just Wants to Get High, Man

The Beautiful Life? Hardly. Mischa Barton, whose career has fallen on some hard times of late, was spotted driving erratically around town for hours yesterday, talking on her cell phone. On one occasion, the actress, who was recently sued for unpaid rent by her NYC landlord, was seen making an obscene hand gesture to a fellow motorist. Mischa then pulled over to smoke weed before heading into Joan’s on Third for a late lunch with a mystery male friend (probably some D-list alt-rocker). A troubled star needs that release … Maybe that’s just a hand-rolled cigarette … [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com] Following her DUI arrest in December 2007, Barton said she never wanted to do something so stupid again. With the exception of dressing like a hooker , she made good. For about 26 months at least. Note to Mischa: Marijuana and/or tobacco do not count as essential vitamins and minerals. Eat. Sleep. Get healthy and you might see 30.

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