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But I can’t teach you my swag… Denzel Washington Covers GQ Magazine Veteran Hollyweird man-candy Denzel Washington is showing these young bucks that he’s still got it. The Oscar-Award winning actor graces the cover of October’s issue of GQ magazine and talks that talk about who influences him as an actor, who he’d want to play him in a biopic and offers some words of wisdom to live by. Check out a few excerpts from the interview below: Is there an actor who has influenced you? There’s a scene in The Godfather II. De Niro’s in a theater. And he’s looking back. It’s just a look. I don’t think I’ve ever imitated another actor, but there’s nothing wrong with learning from them. Do you have any code you live by? I read from the Bible every day, and I read my Daily Word. I read something great yesterday. It said, “Don’t aspire to make a living. Aspire to make a difference.” We interrupt this interview for a moment of silence to marvel at this masterpiece of a man… Ok. As you were…. In some ways, you’re a cipher. There’s not much you put out there. But that’s not my job to put stuff out there. Sidney Poitier told me this years ago: “If they see you for free all week, they won’t pay to see you on the weekend, because they feel like they’ve seen you. If you walk by the magazine section in the supermarket and they’ve known you all their life, there’s no mystery. They can’t take the ride.” My professional work is being a better actor. I don’t know how to be a celebrity. When the Denzel biopic is made, what would an actor need to have in his performance to make you say, “He got me”? That suggests I know what it is, and I don’t want to know what it is. That’s part of the mystery. It is what it is. I don’t go, “I gotta make sure I put some of that Denzel Washington-ism in the movie.” I don’t want tricks. I don’t want to lose my mojo. This man’s swag is truly timeless. These young black Hollyweirders have some pretty big shoes to fill if they plan on coming for this throne anytime soon. You’re welcome, ladies.
Celebrities Who Talk About “Molly” Celebrities love their drugs. There’s just something about getting money that makes people want to try out the newest vices to hit the streets. It seems like these days everyone’s talking about popping “Molly” or a more potent version of ecstacy pills. They’ve been around for years, but now more popular than ever. Take a look at some rappers and other celebrities caught talking about or taking that “Molly.”
As Paul Thomas Anderson painstakingly rolls out his latest labor of love, The Master — next stop, New York City, with a 70-mm screening at Manhattan’s Ziegfeld Theater on Tuesday night — another Paul Anderson with different middle initials — W.S. — is preparing to infect the worldwide box office like a zombie virus on Friday with Resident Evil: Retribution . It’s the latest chapter in the movie franchise based on the blockbuster game franchise, which will also spawn a new installment, Resident Evil 6 on Oct. 6. Guess which film will fare better critically? The Resident Evil movies are the most mocked video-game movies because they’re also the most popular. Four movies earning almost half a billion dollars over budget usually wins most logical arguments when it comes to this subject. Unfortunately, heated Internet arguments have little to do with logic or reality — particularly if you take into account the graph I’ve prepared using data from Metacritic.com and Box Office Mojo.com . You’ll find it after the jump, but the gist is that when it comes to box-office revenues, Metacritic reviews are about as essential as unicorn insurance. Wait a minute….So Internet whiners aren’t the entire world? The exponential growth in Resident Evil profits is a clear sign that Constantin Films, the producer behind the franchise, is doing something right. As an unabashed fan of movies, I count three: For many kids this was worse than Bambi’s mother dying. 1. Streamline the Core Plot: Some games are so impossible to convert that the process drives screenwriters completely insane, as proven by Mario Bros. Resident Evil is not one of those games. The plot is good guys versus evil zombie corporation, and the movies aced it. The most common complaint is that the movies don’t follow the plots of the games, but all the producers did was cut the repetitive rubbish which stretched what amounts to a 90-minute story into more than 12 hours of gameplay. In the Resident Evil games, the sinister Umbrella Corporation’s two most loathsome products were voracious zombies and utterly unbreakable doors. The movies wisely dropped the the latter. 2. Jettison Irrelevant Sub-Plots: The Resident Evil games have more dubious sub-plots than a soap opera — sub-plots, by the way, that require the brain activity of bracket fungus to grasp. These plot tangents tended to be designed to justify and set up a sequel rather than advance the story at hand. You had characters chasing after their brothers, hunting down rogue mercenaries, searching for missing presidential family members, and in one memorably stupid case, learning that the city was going to descend into zombie hell but patiently waiting until that happened before making an escape. Anderson smartly left most of that crap out of the Resident Evil movies and this ties back in to my first point: The essential conflict of the movies is simple and amounts to: sexy badass Milla Jovovich shoots monsters , which takes the occasionally stupid complexity of the video games and refines it into a concept that is almost as beautiful as the theory of relativity Dressed for a night of clubbing. When the basic gameplay and the basic conflict doesn’t change, you contrive reasons to keep doing the same things over and over. The first Resident Evil game was a mansion full of hallways and a lab; the second, a city with suspiciously narrow hallway-like streets and a lab; a later sequel featured another mansion full of hallways and a lab in Antarctica — which also contained the first mansion! (I am not making that up). One more thing: every lab consists largely of hallways. Another effect is the pointless multiplication of viruses and corporations. At last count, there were nine different viruses and parasites creating the monsters, and since the first t-virus could clearly do anything it wanted in the first game, all this did was give the fan-wiki editors more to edit . Likewise, the Umbrella Corporation has been replaced by WilPharma and then Tricell, which did nothing but allow a graphic designer to bill additional hours by slapping the logos of these new nefarious companies on the exact same Generic Monster Laboratory equipment that Umbrella was using. If you saw a movie sequel in which the names were changed but the plot was identical, well, that would describe just about any horror franchise out there. I’m glad Anderson & Co. didn’t do that. 3. Escalate: The Resident Evil movies went the action movie route, which meant that the stakes had to be escalated with each subsequent sequel. Ditching the game plot allowed for this genuine progression. The first movie was about a secret lab infected with a virus. In the second, it was an entire city. In the the third, the plague had spread around the world. The ante was upped in each case, which was far better than the game’s plot of, “Where’s Wally’s next secret viral base which will blow up at the end of the game?” Behold the exotic hallways of Antarctica The movies’ disconnection from the source material is justified. Players have already seen the game plot, and non-players couldn’t care less about it. If the movies slavishly copied the games, they would amount to glorified extended cut scenes — and many gamers skip those when they’re playing. Complaining that Resident Evil movies don’t follow the original story is like saying Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes movies don’t follow their source material. Translating Sir Arthur Conan Doyle’s 19th-Century fiction into movies that won’t bore the hell out of ADD-suffering 21st-Century audiences makes a note-for-note translation impossible. Ritchie recognized this and the results were fun. If the master works of Conan Doyle can be interpreted in this fashion, then it certainly shouldn’t be a problem when you’re dealing with mowing down and blowing up loads of zombies. Keep up the good work, Mr. Anderson. Luke McKinney loves the real world, but only because it has movies and video games in it. He responds to every tweet. Follow Luke McKinney on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Star Johnny Depp and a former death row inmate may be an unlikely pairing, but the two have shared ink and a film at the Toronto International Film Festival . Depp is just one of a number of celebrities that came to the aid of Damien Echols, Jessie Misskelley and Jason Baldwin who spent 18 years in prison for the yet to be solved murders of three 8 year-old boys in Arkansas. Depp and Echols, now free as a result of a little-known legal maneuver called an Alford plea, sported matching tattoos at TIFF before the premiere of the documentary West of Memphis about the case that spawned films, media attention and calls by celebs around the country for their release. “This one Damien designed. It’s one of my all-time favorites and it means quite a lot to me,” Depp said, according to the A.P. Echols added that whenever the two meet up, they frequently find themselves headed to a tattoo parlor. “[It’s about] celebrating the moment,” said Depp. The case exploded into the the national consciousness in the mid-’90s with the first of what would be three Paradise Lost documentaries, directed by Joe Berlinger and Bruce Sinofsky. The films questioned the guilt of the three individuals who were convicted of the grisly murders by a zealous prosecutor who appeared to play off of local prejudices. The three, especially Damien Echols, were considered social misfits and were accused of Satanism. Echols’ penchant for black clothes coupled with the local population’s religious fervor and loose application of the rule of law proved to be a toxic brew and the three were imprisoned for years, with Echols in particular facing death for the crimes. Depp was one in a parade of celebs who demanded the three’s release, including Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder, Natalie Maines of the Dixie Chicks, musician Henry Rollins, and filmmaker Peter Jackson who produced director Amy Berg’s West of Memphis , which is the latest film to tell a narrative that claims a gross miscarriage of American justice. “You saw those initial documentaries, you make a choice: Am I going to watch the thing and go ‘Wow, that’s really horrible,’ and go out and get a milkshake,” Depp said. The Alford plea, which freed Echols, Misskelley and Baldwin, was a move by Arkansas to allow the three to go free. The maneuver allows them to maintain their innocence while pleading guilty. An effort is still underway to clear their names once and for all. “[Depp] been with us every single step of the way,” said Echols in Toronto. “Since we’ve gotten out, he’s become like a brother to me. And that’s one of the things we always do just as part of that bond is whenever you get tattoos like that, it’s something you carry with you through the rest of your life and it’s really meaningful.” [Source: Associated Press ]
How did a couple of huge celebrities – possibly even the hottest couple ever – like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively possibly get married in secret? The answer to that question is several-fold: 1. Location, location, location. Charleston, S.C., where Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds married Sunday night, is about as far from L.A. as you can get. 2. Local vendors. An E! source says in recent few months, “celebrities have been deliberately going with non-Hollywood planners, caterers and locations.” Moreover, “In the South, wedding planners are used to being hush-hush and low-key about events no matter what. It’s just how they do things.” 3. NDAs. This is just speculation, but stars often have any staff sign very strict non-disclosure agreements, punishable by seven-figure fines. 4. Marriage license maneuvering. An employee working at Charleston County clerk’s office said straight up that, “We didn’t do Blake Lively.” However, in L.A. County and other locations, you can get a marriage license from a notary public; town clerks won’t receive a copy for 1-2 weeks. If Lively and Reynolds did so within a few days of their wedding, which is likely, no one except the one notary would know such a license existed. 5. Secrecy. Even some guests didn’t know what they were in for, having been told that they were headed to a belated birthday celebration for Lively. She turned 25 on August 25. Ryan and Blake are notoriously private with their love lives in general, too. They don’t flaunt it, no one asks and no one knows details. That includes her Gossip Girl co-star and ex-boyfriend, Penn Badgley. Asked for details, he said, “I’ve only heard what you guys have heard.” Penn did say he’s extremely happy for Blake, of course. [Photos: WENN.com]
Kim Kardashian Compares Divorce To Cancer Kim Kardashian seemingly does 20 interviews a day. She’s just so popular. So it makes sense that every once in a while she’ll say something that makes our brains explode. Today, she told the Guardian that she understood how a cancer patient felt because she also went through something traumatic: her divorce from Kris Humphries. SMH. “… [W]e decided to film for the wedding,” she says. “And that was a decision that [Kris Humphries] and I made together. But I think that, with any decisions in life [brace yourselves], like, I spoke to a girl today who had cancer and we were talking about how this is such a hard thing for her, but it taught her a big lesson on who her friends are and so much about life. She’s 18. And I was like, that’s how I feel.” No. No. No. No. That’s NOT how you feel. At all. However the cancer patient feels. You don’t feel that way. At all. We promise. You’re excused.
Brad Pitt assured fans Thursday that he is planning on marrying Angelina Jolie … even while offering no details on when and where it will take place. In London to promote his new film Killing Them Softly , the 48-year-old star gamely fielded questions about wedding plans with his gorgeous fiancee. “No plans yet, other than we are going to do it ,” Pitt said, adding that despite his steadfast desire to marry her, “I plan very little as I get older.” Insiders say Pitt and Jolie’s nuptials will be a “simple, joyous gathering” with a tiny guest list, and that means no celebrities overshadowing the affair. While Pitt and Jolie, 37, live at France’s Chateau Miraval, the wedding rumors followed them to England this summer as she shoots Maleficent . “It’s been a great summer here,” Pitt said of life in the UK at Thursday’s event. “It’s just been a great spirited summer with all the sporting events.” “It’s one of the most pleasurable times I’ve ever had here. We’ve been hanging out just having a normal life while Mama works,” he added. [Photo: WENN.com]
Look, it’s okay if you don’t know your 2 Chainz from your Tyga , or One Direction from The Wanted , or your which newly-shorn platinum blonde pop singer is totes biting that other platinum blonde pop singer’s style. We’re here to help. Place your wizened finger on the pulse of today’s 4G-cruising, MTV-addled tweens and get to know 10 random red carpet-traipsing hipster rappers, teen idols, one hit wonders and zeitgeist peddlers selling culture to today’s youth at tonight’s MTV Video Music Awards. 1. Taylor Swift This one’s easy: Taylor Swift is a Grammy-winning, platinum-selling country pop musician who writes songs about her famous ex-boyfriends and all the (mostly) crappy things they did to her.
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