Levi Johnston is on his way to becoming the Kevin Federline of Alaska, impregnating the women of The Last Frontier with prolific virility at the age of 24. His wife, Sunny Oglesby, is expecting the couple’s second child, and Levi’s third overall, having previously pitched a tent and knocked up Bristol Palin . The duo’s pregnancy announcement, revealed this weekend, defies description: The picture posted on TMZ speaks for itself, yet begs so many observations: Levi has his last name, JOHNSTON, tattooed on his arm. Hilarious. Sunny Oglesby drinking water out of her mason jar wine glass is a nice touch. As is the fact that mason jar wine glasses are a thing that exists. The apostrophe is so small, we first thought it said WERE Prego, as in past tense. Which would’ve been more awkward as an announcement. Sunny looks good, even with stuff spilling out of her mouth. Their first kid is a girl named Breeze Beretta . The end. Former political figure Sarah Palin could not be reached for comment. 19 Ridiculous Pics of Levi Johnston 1. Levi Johnston Book Cover This is the cover for Levi Johnston’s book, My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs. Yes, this is a real book.
Some people dream of covering People magazine their whole lives. Drew Barrymore’s daughter Frankie accomplished that goal before she even learned to roll over. Barrymore gave birth to her second child back in April and posed for a photo shoot with People when little Frankie was just 2 1/2 weeks old. Inside the issue, Drew opens up about her recovery process after giving birth. She says that with two kids under two in the house, a slow healing process was a luxury she just couldn’t afford. “I knew that I have two kids to take care of now and just kicked my own butt to get back into the swing of things,” says Drew. Barrymore and Will Kopelman married in 2012, and the actress gave birth to daughter Olive shortly thereafter. The actress has since spoken openly about her views on family and motherhood, and Barrymore’s claim that women cannot have it all with regard to career and family landed her in hot water with feminist critics last year. Asked about the most difficult part of raising two very young children at the same time, Drew told People that she struggles with her daughters’ differing schedules. “They’re awake and asleep at different times,” says the actress. “Or awake at the same time, and it’s a juggling act a little bit.” Somehow, Drew found time to shoot the film Blended with Adam Sandler, which hits theaters May 23. Celebrities Who Welcomed Babies in 2014 1. Simon Cowell and Lauren Silverman American Idol judge and all-around snarkmaster Simon Cowell was softened a bit by the birth of his son Eric Philip on February 14. What a Valentine for Simon and girlfriend Lauren Silverman.
Will Alyssa Milano be the boss of a boy or a girl? It’s the question that has been on the minds of fans since Milano announced she’s pregnant with her second baby in March. And now, courtesy of a video on her website, the actress has revealed the answer: She is having… Alyssa Milano Baby Gender Reveal! This “sweet baby girl” will serve as the sister to Milo, 2, Alyssa’s son with husband David Bugliari. We send Milano our very best, as she joins the following list of expecting famous females in 2014: Celebrities Expecting a Baby in 2014 1. Kelly Clarkson 2013 was a big year for Kelly. She got married and shortly thereafter announced baby news!
Lindsay Lohan has now sworn under penalty of perjury that she did in fact suffer a miscarriage, as she said on the finale of her OWN series Lindsay . Lindsay Lohan Miscarriage Confession Maybe people doubted the Lindsay Lohan miscarriage claim, believing she invented it to win sympathy and explain away some of her erratic behavior. If it is bull$h!t, she’s doubling down on it and then some. Lindsay made the declaration in response to the $5 million lawsuit against her clothing line 6126, which she failed to respond to and lost by default. Lohan got a reprieve from responding to the lawsuit while in rehab, but even after getting out, did not contest it and a judgment was issued against her. Now she’s looking to undo the damage and using her alleged miscarriage as an excuse, however, listing it as one of many struggles she’s had to overcome. “I have been overwhelmed since leaving rehab and dealing with my sobriety and a miscarriage,” Lohan says in court documents, signed under oath. Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Photos 2014 1. Lindsay Lohan London Selfie Lindsay took this selfie in London. Apparently, she thinks she looks good here. She never named the father (though the Lindsay Lohan sex list offered plenty of options), and the bombshell came out of nowhere on the Lindsay finale. Given that, and her propensity for lying and never taking responsibility for anything in her life, many felt it was just a ploy to garner buzz and/or sympathy. These are legal documents here, though, not mere reality TV cameras. If she is making it up, she’s doing so under penalty of perjury and could face jail time. Must mean she’s telling the truth, right? Maybe. Consider … Pathological liars may believe their own fabrications She faces jail time 24/7 anyway – not scary for her How could anyone possibly prove she made it up? You tell us in the comments and with your votes below: Lindsay Lohan miscarriage: Real or Fake? Real! Who would make something like that up?! Fake! She would totally make something like that up. View Poll » 17 Wackest Photos of Lindsay Lohan 1. Lindsay Lohan: Teeth This is not exactly Lindsay Lohan at her best. Then again, when was the last time we saw Lindsay Lohan at her best?
Kim Kardashian is enjoying her first Mothers Day as a mother. The former Ray J sex tape star included a new photo of herself and daughter North West online today and included with it the following message: “This little girl has changed my world in more ways than I ever could have imagined! Being a mom is the most rewarding feeling in the world! Happy Mothers Day to all of the moms out there!” Kanye West, of course, is responsible for the adorable tyke in Kim’s arms – and he’s also responsible for a rather impressive Mothers Day gift. “I woke up to a wall of roses, hydrangeas and peonies!!! I have the best fiancé in the world! I love you so much baby!!!! #HappyMothersDay,” Kardashian captioned the following image. Kim and Kanye are scheduled to be married May 24 in Paris. We have a feeling many more flowers will be involved then as well. We send Kim and all mothers out there the best of wishes. 11 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.
Kevin Federline is now a father of six. We’ll give you a moment to let that sink in… The ex-husband of Britney Spears welcomed the latest member of his family into the world a couple weeks ago, as Peyton Marie Federline was born to K-Fed and wife Victoria Prince. And in our adorable first look at the child, Federline poses here her; his 2-year-old daughter Jordan; and his sons with Britney: Sean, 8, and Jayden, 7. #tbt almost three weeks ago! Jordan holding her little sister at the hospital, she’s not even a day old!” Prince wrote as a caption. “@federline4real #thefedz #jordybear #pdubs #babypeyton.” Pretty darn cute, we must say. We’ve added little Peyton to our collection of celebrity baby photos here: Celebrity Baby Photos: So Adorable! Open Slideshow 1. Melissa Rycroft Baby Pic Does it get any more adorable? Melissa Rycroft gives us our first look here of new son Beckett. He’s being held by sister Ava. View As List 1. Melissa Rycroft Baby Pic Does it get any more adorable? Melissa Rycroft gives us our first look here of new son Beckett. He’s being held by sister Ava. 2. Simon Cowell Baby Pic Did you ever think you would see this Simon Cowell cradles his newborn. 3. Kevin Jonas Baby Pic It’s a girl for Kevin and Danielle Jonas! Look how adorable she is! 4. Jared Padalecki Baby Shepherd Photo Jared Padalecki’s wife reveals baby name and adorable photo. See it now! 5. Kim Zolciak, Baby Pic Kim Zolciak cuddles with her baby in this photo. It’s rather adorable, wouldn’t you agree? 6. Autumn Reeser Baby Pic Autumn Reeser has given birth to a boy. A very cute one, as you can see here! 7. Chris Bosh Baby Pic Chris Bosh is a father! He poses here with his wife and his newborb. 8. Pauly D Daughter This is Amabella. She is the baby daughter of Pauly D. 9. Ivanka Trump Son Hello Ivanka Trump! And hello newborn son! The reality star gave birth in October 2013. 10. North West Picture It’s a new photo of North West! Kim Kardashian posted this shot to Instagram in early October 2013. 11. Heather Morris Baby Photo This is Heather Morris’ baby. Elijah was born in September 2013. 12. Fergie Baby Photo In a word? AWWWW! This is a photo of Josh Duhamel and Fergie’s baby. 13. Royal Baby Portrait HRH The Prince of Cambridge, a.k.a. the Royal Baby, Prince George Alexander Louis, with proud parents Prince William and Kate Middleton. 14. Kris Allen Baby Photo This is downright adorable. It’s a photo of Kris Allen’s new son, Oliver Neil. 15. Jimmy Fallon Baby Photo Awww, Winnie Rose is adorable! Jimmy Fallon has posted this photo of his new daughter. 16. Channing Tatum Baby Channing Tatum is a father! He and his wife introduce the world to their daughter in this photo. 17. Kristin Cavallari Baby That’s Camden Cutler, Kristin Cavallari’s baby! 18. Jenna Bush, Baby Jenna Bush Hager and her baby daughter Mila. It’s the first grandchild for George W. Bush! 19. Shakira Baby Picture Shakira has a seriously adorable baby. Check out the singer and little Milan here! 20. Holly Madison Baby Holly Madison poses here with little Rainbow. She’s adorable, isn’t she? 21. Blue Ivy Photograph Hello there, Blue Ivy Carter! Beyonce holds up her daughter in this photo. 22. Gisele Bundchen, Daughter Say hello to Gisele Bundchen and her daughter! She and Tom Brady are the proud parents of Vivian. 23. Snooki Family Photo Snooki and Jionni LaValle pose with son Lorenzo. Now that is a cute family photo! 24. Tony Romo, Son Photo Tony Romo and Candice Crawford with their son Hawkins. Cuteness. 25. David Beckham, Daughter David Beckham holds his precious daughter close to him in this photo. Doesn’t it just make you melt? 26. Bruce Willis, Daughter Bruce Willis is a father once again. He poses adorably here with his baby girl. 27. Tiger and Charlie Woods Tiger Woods kisses son Charlie, born earlier in 2009. How cute is this photo? He’s the best, that Tiger. 28. Kendra and Son Kendra Wilkinson shows off Hank Baskett IV. The baby’s father somehow didn’t warrant a cover spot, apparently. 29. Kevin Federline Baby Kevin Federline has SIX children. This is a cute photo of his latest one meeting her siblings.
Tila Tequila is pregnant, or so she alleged/threatened in a Twitter post Friday. If it’s true, prepare yourselves for the apocalypse, ’cause that may be next. The controversial reality star told her followers : “Surprise!! I’m 10 weeks pregnant! I just couldn’t hold it in any longer as this brings me so much joy and happiness to know that there is a baby Tila on the way.” “Yayy! I’m gonna be a Mommy!” Yayy. “May God bless my little bundle of joy on this Good Friday! I love you sooooo much little baby!” she added, one day after teasing us with the following: “Hi Everyone! I have missed you all so very much, but I had to disappear for a while to get my act together and enjoy my newfound happiness with sober living!” “I have more exciting news to follow up shortly! I love you all so much and thank you so much for having been there for me throughout all of these years! “I am happy, healthy, glowing & growing these days! Things are only about to get better from this point forward. That’s a promise! hehe – Miss Tila because I missed you!” Who’s the man who put a baby inside Tila Tequila? Is there actually a baby inside Tila Tequila? No one can answer either question with certainty now. Why would any part of us question whether this is legitimate? Because her penchant for lies and PR stunts makes Farrah Abraham look honest. She’s also certifiable. Just a few short months ago, this is a woman who was ranting about being Adolf Hitler reborn … and claiming Paul Walker was murdered . On the flip side, she’s supposedly sober now and having gone off the grid for a few months, maybe Tila Tequila has finally turned over a new leaf. What better way to celebrate than a baby by an unnamed gentleman (just go with it, we need to try to end this story on a positive note somehow) … right? Congratulations, maybe!!!! 25 Tawdry Tila Tequila Photos Open Slideshow 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape. View As List 1. Tila Tequila on Her Back Tila Tequila is ready to take it. She lies back here in a still image from her second sex tape. 2. Tila Tequila Sex Tape Pics Brace yourselves. These are photos from the new Tila Tequila sex tape. 3. Tila Tequila on All Fours Come hither, Tila Tequila. The reality star is on all fours in this sex tape still. 4. Tila Tequila Sex Tape Still This is a photo from the second Tila Tequila sex tape. Look at it at your own risk. 5. Tila Tequila Facebook Pic Actually, she looks kind of wonderful here. 6. A Gross Carpet And that’s more like it. 7. Take the Kiss Back! Darn it. We’re gonna have to clean off our computer screens now. Tila Tequila has just blown a kiss and possibly given them a STD. 8. So Not Hot It’s not shocking that Tila Tequila would wear this outfit. But we are surprised over why she’d be invited to the Maxim Hot 100 party. She isn’t hot. 9. Legs Wide Open Pop quiz: has Tila Tequila ever posed for a photo with her legs closed? The answer is no. 10. Scarcely Clothed This is a typical photo of Tila Tequila: barely clothed and surrounded by all her friends. 11. Red Carpet Mess Tila Tequila hosted a launch party for her CD in May 2010. Very few people showed up for it. 12. More Breasts We get it, Tila Tequila: you have breasts! This really isn’t something you need to show off so often. 13. Classic Tila At a launch party for her CD, Tila Tequila wore… well, this. Should we even ask what readers think of it? 14. Tila in NYC Tila Tequila is now a celebrity blogger. Call us crazy, but we don’t fear this competition. 15. Failing to Sing Tila Tequila is singing in this photo. Correction: she is trying to sing, and failing. 16. (Don’t) Leave Note to Tila Tequila: if you want the paparazzi to leave you alone, just go inside your house. 17. Tila Tequila Cleavage Picture Tila Tequila shows off her cleavage. Surprisingly this is a very unrevealing image for her. 18. Flash! Tila Tequila isn’t afraid to show off her body. In fact, it’s pretty much the only way she ever makes any money. 19. Your Hook Up Tila Tequila sends a smooch to her fans. This photo was taken at a book signing by the reality TV star, as she has penned “Hooking Up with Tila Tequila.” 20. Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel It’s all good in the girl-on-girl ‘hood for Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel, who appear to be pawing at each other again here at the AMAs. Way to go, classy ladies. 21. She Kissed a Girl! And we bet Tila Tequila liked it. The self-proclaimed bisexual gets her lesbian on in this photo. 22. Tila Tequila in Playboy Tila Tequila is everywhere. Here she is from a Playboy pictorial. The model and MySpace vixen has also appeared in Penthouse. 23. Hot, Hot Stuff Tila Tequila on the cover of Stuff magazine. What else needs to be said? 24. Tila Tequila Picture Wanna see Tila Tequila nude? Just pick up this issue of Penthouse. 25. Tila Tequila Pregnant Aaaaand she’s pregnant now supposedly. Yikes.
Is Kate Middleton pregnant again? It may been just a well-meaning comment made by Prince William, but he set the royal rumor mill in motion just the same. The alleged hint about baby #2 came as he told a New Zealand woman who made a gift for his son, Prince George: “You might have to make another one soon.” William made the remark to Cynthia Read, who had knitted them a shawl for their son on behalf of the New Zealand government. Read said afterward: “The way William said it was like he was dropping a hint, letting me in on a secret.” It would be surprising if we didn’t see Kate Middleton pregnant again before too long. They duo has made no secret of their desire give their 8-month-old a sibling. But William also said at a St. Patrick’s Day parade last month that “one’s enough for now” and his remark to Read may not have implied a specific “soon.” “Maybe,” she replied when asked if he was really hinting at that. “I couldn’t possibly comment. Obviously if I’m asked to do another one I would be honored.” Duchess Kate Middleton Wins in Race Against Prince William Open Slideshow 1. Friendly Rivalry Between Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William Duchess Kate and Prince William challenged each other to a little race around Auckland Harbor. May the best Royal win! View As List 1. Friendly Rivalry Between Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William Duchess Kate and Prince William challenged each other to a little race around Auckland Harbor. May the best Royal win! 2. Duchess Kate Middleton and Prince William Duke It Out Duchess Kate and Prince William had a yacht race around Auckland Harbor on their New Zealand excursion. Duchess Kate emerged victorious! 3. Sail Away With Duchess Kate Middleton Duchess Kate, a master sailer, handled her yacht with ease on Auckland Harbor. 4. Payback for Duchess Kate Middleton Duchess Kate’s win in their race in Auckland Harbor was payback for Prince William’s win against her in a Canadian Dragon Race in 2011. 5. Victory for Duchess Kate Middleton! Hail to the victors! Duchess Kate won the yacht race against Prince William and then waved to the crowd of onlookers! Read, 61, spent four months making the shawl before meeting the royal couple on the north island of New Zealand, where they drew massive crowds. She said the Duchess was very pleased and flattered by the gift: “Kate told me they were really happy with it and George wore it a lot. She apologized for not so far finding an appropriate event outdoors to wrap him in it.” “I shouldn’t think he will wear it much more as he is nearly a little boy,” she said, adding, “It was wonderful to meet them, they were a charming couple.” For more of that little boy, check out pics of Kate and Prince George’s playdate the other day during their tour of the south Pacific nation … they’re the cutest: 11 Precious Prince George Playdate Photos Open Slideshow 1. Kate Middleton and Prince George Playdate Kate Middleton and Prince George on a play date in New Zealand, April 2014. Looking cute as ever! View As List 1. Kate Middleton and Prince George Playdate Kate Middleton and Prince George on a play date in New Zealand, April 2014. Looking cute as ever! 2. Best Play Date Ever! Kate Middleton, Prince William, Prince George and a big blue bear on a play date in New Zealand. 3. Prince George Play Date Photo Kate Middleton took Prince George on a play date in New Zealand. It was cute! 4. Royal Baby Fun Prince George took part in a play date in New Zealand this week. A good time was had. 5. Prince George Up Close Prince George looking cute on a play date in New Zealand in April 2014. 6. Kate and George on Playdate Kate Middleton takes Prince George on a play date in New Zealand. Looks like a good time was had by all. 7. Royal Baby Hug Kate Middleton and Prince George on a play date in New Zealand. Talk about sweet. 8. Kate and George Kate Middleton took Prince George on a play date in New Zealand. Here’s one of many cute photos from that! 9. Prince George, Mommy Hug A tired Prince George gives his mommy a hug in a cute photo. 10. Prince George Playdate Pic Future King of England Prince George on a play date in New Zealand. Having fun, no doubt. 11. Nom on Mom Prince George straight up nomming on his mom Kate Middleton’s hair. Nom nom nom.
Get ready for a cutesplosion, people. Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky added four feet to their family on March 18. Four tiny little baby feet. Proud mom shared a snapshot of the ADORABLE baby toes on Instagram and hearts the world over exploded from the cuteness. BABY TOES ! SQUEE!! The baby boys, Tristan and Sasha, were delivered “just after the full moon,” an event said to induce labor in some moms. Elsa Pataky and her sons are already home and doing great after their delivery last week. As Hollywood names go, Tristan and Sasha are hardly the most odd we’ve ever heard. The meaning behind the names makes them absolutely perfect for the sons of Thor. Tristan, a Welsh name, comes from the word meaning “noise.” (Let’s also point out that Tristan was the name of Brad Pitt’s character in Legends of the Fall , just for fun. And for the memories of long-haired Brad Pitt.) Sasha means “defender and helped of mankind.” Perfect, right? Sounds like this baby has a future in action films just like his daddy. The brothers join 22-month old big sister India Rose in the Pataky-Hemsworth clan. The family resides in Los Angeles.
