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Louis C.K.’s Last Chance

Louis C.K.’s Last Chance 7:09 Louis C.K. is thinking about a possible sex tape in his future. Submitted by: TubularGoldmine) Kinda Cute Keywords: Louis C.K. Continue reading

Kellan vs. Robert: Who’d You Rather?

Filed under: Who’d You Rather? Kellan Lutz — who says he turned down the chance to audition for the part of Edward Cullen in the “Twilight” movies — and the guy who landed the role, Robert Pattinson.. Question is ..

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Alice Eve and Melody Khazae in Some Crossing Over Nude Scenes of the Day

I am pretty sure that this is some straight to DVD bullshit movie, but I’m not going to bother looking it up to find out, because I have the clips of the only scenes of value in the movie because they feature nude chicks and not shitty script and cheesy storylines…. I am the kind of guy who spent the entire year when I was 15 working a videostore and bringing home VHS tapes based on the nudity rating. I didn’t care what the fuck shit was about, all I needed was fast forward and pause and ideally a remote control to get off, and I guess not that much has changed

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Behati Prinsloo Bikini Bike Photoshoot of the Day

These pictures came out a few days ago, I didn’t notice them, becaue Victoria’s Secret has been throwing so much immigrant pussy at us the last few weeks, it’s hard to stay on top of the shit. I’ve never heard of Behait Prinsloo but her name is pretty funny to say, especially when imagining her titties bouncing on her bike and imagining my face as the seat or even better imagining sniffing the seat after seeing her lock the shit up outside an ice cream shop or restaurant she biked to this fine friday afternoon, something I have done in the past pretty much every time I see hot girls getting off their bikes and giving me a window of opportunity, because I am all about taking advantage of all opportunities presented to me, and when else would I get the chance to smell their sweaty pussy, it’s not like they’re throwing the shit at me…..

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Juniper (With Andre Royo)

Juniper (With Andre Royo) 1:24 Love is about more than just roses and picnics. Featuring Anna Rose Hopkins. Submitted by: DGL) Kinda Cute Keywords: Andre Royo Bubbles The Wire Views: 139 Continue reading

Larry King’s Son Scores a TV Gig

Filed under: Talk Sports Getting a job in radio is child’s play to Larry King’s 10-year-old son — because the kid just landed a phat TV job hosting a sports show on FOX Sports Net.Larry tells TMZ Chance King recently penned a deal to host an upcoming TV show called “Kid … Permalink

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The Hamster Hotel

ATTENTION FURRIES: A French hotel is offering the chance for people to become a hamster. They'll give you costumes, hay, and hamster food. There's even a wheel! Contribute: Add an image, link, video or comment

Rihanna – Russian Roulette

Rihanna – Russian Roulette Lyric Take a breath, take it deep Calm yourself, he says to me If you play, you play for keeps Take a gun, and count to three I’m sweating now, moving slow No time to think, my turn to go [Chorus ] And you can see my heart beating You can see it through my chest And I’m terrified but I’m not leaving Know that I must must pass this test So just pull the trigger Say a prayer to yourself He says close your eyes Sometimes it helps And then I get a scary thought That he’s here means he’s never lost (Chorus) As my life flashes before my eyes I’m wondering will I ever see another sunrise? So many won’t get the chance to say goodbye But it’s too late too pick up the value of my life (Chorus) [+/-] Watch and Listen Play Sample MP3 Index Of/ Free MP3 Top40 Download Continue reading

First Listen: "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert

First, Kris Allen got his chance to premiere a few songs from his debut album. Now, it’s time to listen to the man that finished second to Allen on season eight of American Idol . On his radio show this morning, Ryan Seacrest unveiled “For Your Entertainment,” the title track off the first-ever CD from Adam Lambert

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TMZ’s Celebrity Costume Contest!

From low grade Lady Gaga’s to high end Hugh Hefner’s — we want your best celebrity dress up pictures for this year’s Celebrity Costume Contest!Email ’em in early for your chance at the $250 prize and some extra spooky gifts from TMZ!**CLICK HERE for … Permalink

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