If you thought the SXSW couldn’t get any bigger this year , surprise! You were wrong. The festival has announced even more additions to its lineup, including closing night film The King of Luck , a documentary about Willie Nelson from director Billy Bob Thornton. Also added to the ledger: A work-in-progress cut of Bridesmaids , the upcoming HBO special The Pee-wee Herman Show on Broadway , and short films from Harmony Korine and Park Chan-wook — the former of which will feature Die Antwoord. Expect to see your Twitter feed dominated by SXSW -related fun when the fest begins on March 11.
“Sheen is feeling more and more like OJ driving up the 405,” tweeted David Poland earlier today. “I don’t even think people realize they are just waiting for the gun to go off.” Oy. Well, how about a drive down memory lane instead — to a happier, more innocent time when Charlie Sheen actually volunteered to leave a TV show after a healthy payday.
I slept in…I’ve been high on Charlie Sheen …This guy, whether legit or not in his insanity or just doing some publicity spin CBS is totally behind, all to get the show higher ratings or not..His freestyling is amazing…his quotes genius….so I made a some shirts ….. Here’s the latest news that isn’t news….I mean other than my Charlie Sheen Quote Shirts which I think is the only news that isn’t news we need…. Students Disciplined Over Facebook Post, Calling Teacher Pedophile and Rapist Two Douglas County students were suspended and one student was expelled after a negative Facebook posting about a teacher. Senator’s Ex Tells Her Side of the Domestic Assault Story A freeway fight between a state Senator and his girlfriend just got more interesting. Up until now — we’ve only heard Republican Senator Scott Bundgaard’s side of the story about what happened on the side of SR 51 Friday night after the two left a dance competition he was taking part in. Del Taco Manager Accused of Harassment Del Taco is being sued for the alleged sexual harassment of a female worker. Clerk foils would-be armed robber LYNN – The owner of a Lynn convenience store took matters into her own hands when a robber entered her store armed with a knife. Brazilian Motorist Plows into Cyclists At least nine people have been injured after a driver plowed his car into a group of cyclists staging a peaceful demonstration in southern Brazil, Sky News reported Monday.
I slept in…I’ve been high on Charlie Sheen …This guy, whether legit or not in his insanity or just doing some publicity spin CBS is totally behind, all to get the show higher ratings or not..His freestyling is amazing…his quotes genius….so I made a some shirts ….. Here’s the latest news that isn’t news….I mean other than my Charlie Sheen Quote Shirts which I think is the only news that isn’t news we need…. Students Disciplined Over Facebook Post, Calling Teacher Pedophile and Rapist Two Douglas County students were suspended and one student was expelled after a negative Facebook posting about a teacher. Senator’s Ex Tells Her Side of the Domestic Assault Story A freeway fight between a state Senator and his girlfriend just got more interesting. Up until now — we’ve only heard Republican Senator Scott Bundgaard’s side of the story about what happened on the side of SR 51 Friday night after the two left a dance competition he was taking part in. Del Taco Manager Accused of Harassment Del Taco is being sued for the alleged sexual harassment of a female worker. Clerk foils would-be armed robber LYNN – The owner of a Lynn convenience store took matters into her own hands when a robber entered her store armed with a knife. Brazilian Motorist Plows into Cyclists At least nine people have been injured after a driver plowed his car into a group of cyclists staging a peaceful demonstration in southern Brazil, Sky News reported Monday.
Here are Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh hanging out together in their sexy little undies, doing housework, brushing their teeth and getting wasted on wine in the kitchen. This is what I imagine goes on at Charlie Sheen’s place, without all the cleaning up and brushing their teeth. Lucky bastard. Anyhow, I love these kind of photo spreads, they’re so cheesy it actually makes them kind of hot. A hot chick vacuuming in her underwear? Come on, hot stuff.
Martian rock star Charlie Sheen has been worshiping goddesses since long before you losers even entered the terrestrial realm. Mr. Skin’s got the skinny on Charlie’s angels in these wet n’ wild playlists that are stacked with smoooookin’ hotties like Densie Richards , Kelly Preston , Sherilyn Fenn and Jenny McCarthy ! Check out The Naked Women of Charlie Sheen , Nude in a Charlie Sheen Movie (or Tv Co-Star) and much, much more on Mr. Skin’s playlists !
While you were sleeping, Charlie Sheen wasn’t. In between calling out to his Twitter followers for questions and comments , Sheen’s two children were removed from his home by police after his estranged wife, Brooke Mueller, received a court order following an alleged Sheen-ified death threat : “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.” Deeeeeeeeeeeeeep breath.
Last night, Betty White stopped by the Tonight Show to not talk about Charlie Sheen. The nerve. Instead, she and Jay Leno celebrated her recent birthday. Elsewhere, Piers Morgan told Conan about the behind-the-scenes situation during his recent Charlie Sheen interview, B.J. Novak talked about his meeting with Michael Jackson, Stephen Colbert chided CBS, and Jimmy Fallon binged on fast food.
Every Charlie Sheen interview and quote is more hilarious than the previous one, until we’re forced to remember: the guy is a father of five. He’s somehow been the primary parent of two-year old twins during the last few weeks of partying and ranting. But that’s no longer the case. Hours after Brooke Mueller successfully filed a restraining order against her ex-husband, authorities arrived at Sheen’s house last night and took little Bob and Max into custody. Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter, as evidenced by this photo of him and Bree Olson , as well as this message: My sons are fine … My path is now clear …. Defeat is not an option! With Mueller in a day treatment facility for substance abuse, her mother will be in charge of the twins while the restraining order – which forbids Sheen from going within 100 yards of his kids – is in place. In her legal declaration, Brooke alleges that Sheen recently said to her: “I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom.” She also claims Charlie threatened her with a penknife on February 23. “I am very concerned that [Sheen] is currently insane,” Mueller wrote in the document. “I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children’s safety while in his care.” Both Mueller and Sheen are required to attend a March 22 hearing that will determine whether or not to extend the restraining order.
