For the past seven days, the world has been on the “Charlie Sheen” and at this point, we have OD’d… The other night, Jimmy Fallon took all this Charlie Sheen non-sense to the next level— Take a Look: If you were to take a hit of “Charlie Sheen” and squint your eyes, you would swear this dude is Charlie Sheen. How do you all think this story is going to end???
Jimmy Fallon aired this “ad” for Charlie Sheen#39;s new fragrance (called “Winning,” obviously) on Wednesday night, and it went viral fast. “The only drug I#39;m on is Charlie Sheen. I took a lot of Charlie Sheen. I#39;m going to embrace my life. I#39;m going to put both arms around it and love it, violently, and defend it violently through violent hatred,” he says, using Sheen#39;s words from his “20/20” special. Jimmy Fallon#39;s “Saturday Night Live” days gave him plenty of opportunity to
Honestly? Kill those dudes . American Idol ‘s tenth season about the ladies — these toilet-scrubbing, bathtub-hawking, makeup-sponging femmes who look you in the eye, trill a melody, and demand, like, 8-80% of your soul. For keeps. Last night the Top 12 women crooned with unexpected grace, and today we’ve got them all listed, exalted, or exposed as frauds (in some special cases). Compare your rankings to ours, and prepare to be wrong.
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Rachel Oberlin has already made it clear: she’s living the dream ! How can this be the case, considering the porn star also known as Bree Olson shares Charlie Sheen with at least one other woman, Natalie Kenly? “I’ve always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes,” the 24-year old says in the latest issue of People . “I’ve never had the opportunity to share that with any man before because, honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been with a man who was even deserving of that.” But isn’t there competition with Kenly? Nope, Oberlin tells the magazine : “Natty is totally chill and I’m totally chill and we’re two completely different people. We connect with Charlie in different ways, so there’s nothing really there to compete for. We’re all pieces of a puzzle that fit together.” Missing from that puzzle all of a sudden? Sheen’s two-year old sons, Bob and Max. They were taken away by authorities this week. “I adore them,” says Oberlin. “I’m just a really loving, passionate, compassionate person. My heart just goes out to children. I was playing with the boys [on Monday], and I was holding little Bob and I just didn’t want to let him go. It was so cute.”
Rachel Oberlin has already made it clear: she’s living the dream ! How can this be the case, considering the porn star also known as Bree Olson shares Charlie Sheen with at least one other woman, Natalie Kenly? “I’ve always felt that a man should be able to be with as many women as he likes,” the 24-year old says in the latest issue of People . “I’ve never had the opportunity to share that with any man before because, honestly, I don’t think I’ve ever been with a man who was even deserving of that.” But isn’t there competition with Kenly? Nope, Oberlin tells the magazine : “Natty is totally chill and I’m totally chill and we’re two completely different people. We connect with Charlie in different ways, so there’s nothing really there to compete for. We’re all pieces of a puzzle that fit together.” Missing from that puzzle all of a sudden? Sheen’s two-year old sons, Bob and Max. They were taken away by authorities this week. “I adore them,” says Oberlin. “I’m just a really loving, passionate, compassionate person. My heart just goes out to children. I was playing with the boys [on Monday], and I was holding little Bob and I just didn’t want to let him go. It was so cute.”
Today marks my two month anniversary as your Link Wench and so I want to say to everyone “cheers! ta! booyah!” Thanks for sending me links, giving me ideas and being generally fabulous. You kids are the greatest. You know… Broadcasting platform : YouTube Source : Pajiba Discovery Date : 03/03/2011 19:00 Number of articles : 3
Slooooooooow clap for Jon Cryer, everyone! The now-kinda-unemployed Two and a Half Men star has kept quiet about Charlie Sheen’s hourly media vomit sessions , but he’s broken that silence for an obvious-but-hilarious bit of parody with Ellen DeGeneres. Click ahead to see Cryer working hard at his new day job with Ellen , then imagine how he had to listen to Sheen’s ramblings for eight seasons. Guy deserves a medal. Or some tiger blood.
Ever since CBS shut down production on Two and a Half Men , unemployed star Charlie Sheen has been filling his days with lunatic interviews , lunatic death threats and lunatic Twitter missives ). All of that crazy is fine and exciting for the world, but at the end of the day, it is not making the actor any money. As such, Movieline HQ has compiled nine feasible jobs for the Major League thesp in the coming year. Ready to really start winning, Charlie?