Ha! [Cue honking gag horn] It’ll all make sense after a look at the trailer for Super , James Gunn’s outrageous (and outrageously violent) comedy featuring Rainn Wilson as a schmo-turned-crime-fighter working to reclaim his estranged wife (Liv Tyler) from an evil drug lord (Kevin Bacon). Along the way he enlists a young sidekick (Ellen Page) whose expertise in comics (and enthusiasm for head-busting) comes in handy on his quest.
And that’s when Charlie Sheen officially morphed into a sweaty and twitchy edition of The Onion . Speaking with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, the future radio station said that he plans on heading to Haiti (!) with Sean Penn (!!) to do humanitarian work. “I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting,” said Sheen in the most flagrant example yet of his addiction to mixed metaphors. What else is happening in Sheenworld?
And that’s when Charlie Sheen officially morphed into a sweaty and twitchy edition of The Onion . Speaking with Access Hollywood host Billy Bush, the future radio station said that he plans on heading to Haiti (!) with Sean Penn (!!) to do humanitarian work. “I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting,” said Sheen in the most flagrant example yet of his addiction to mixed metaphors. What else is happening in Sheenworld?
It’s HOLLYWOOD.TV Celebrity GPS, it’s Friday, and it’s all about Charlie Sheen! See what the likes of Ashley Mattingly, Kim Kardashian, Martha Stewart and Cee-Lo have to say about Charlie Sheen’s wild ride, and also check out Aiden Turner, Lionel Richie and a smoldering Vanessa Hudgens.
The ever classy Simon Cowell outsmarts paparazzi by answering questions with questions … thus turning into a “focus group!” The American Idol legend says he doesn’t miss the show, that he’s moved on to bigger and better stuff. Looking forward to seeing it!
The ever classy Simon Cowell outsmarts paparazzi by answering questions with questions … thus turning into a “focus group!” The American Idol legend says he doesn’t miss the show, that he’s moved on to bigger and better stuff. Looking forward to seeing it!
Let’s get one thing clear: Charlie Sheen quotes from this week will never be topped. We could combine Michael Lohan with Sarah Palin and feed them with nothing but tequila for days and they would still be unable to top the lunacy that spewed forth from the actor’s mouth over the past several days. To wit: Charlie Sheen Quotes: Best of a Winning Week Still, one man has stepped up and at least earned honorable mention since being thrust back into the national spotlight. Consider some of the gems Steven Tyler has uttered during his stint on American Idol : Well hellfire, save matches, f— a duck and see what hatches! | permalink You went up into the way-out-osphere, you went to squeak-land. That’s insane. | permalink From my melodic sensibility, it was really delicious. | permalink I’ve never heard anybody squeeze that song, but you squeezed it so slow it sounded like Vanilla Fudge singing ‘Eleanor Rigby. | permalink Slap that baby on the ass and call me Christmas! | permalink Below, we’ve collected the very best of Tyler’s recent work on Idol . Dare we even ask: Can he compete with Sheen in the department of crazy? Steven Tyler American Idol Quotes
‘Remember to wear your seatbelt-wish I was,’ actor writes following head-on collision. By MTV News staff David Arquette Photo: Johnny Nunez/WireImage While it was reported that David Arquette was lying on the ground and bleeding after a head-on car crash Friday (March 4), the recently embattled actor took to Twitter hours later to let his followers know he’s going to be OK. “I got into a car accident but I’m fine,” he tweeted, adding a quip about tiger-blooded fellow actor Charlie Sheen . “Luckily I have dragon’s blood running through my veins. Haha Thank you for all your concern.” A few minutes before that message, Arquette tweeted , “Remember to wear your seatbelt-wish I was.” According to TMZ , Arquette was driving in West Hollywood, California, when his car veered into oncoming traffic. A photograph posted on the site showed Arquette lying on his back in the grass with his eyes closed and his hands crossed over his chest. The “Scream 4” actor has had a difficult few months beginning last October when he and his wife of 11 years, Courteney Cox, announced their plans to separate . Since that announcement, Arquette spent time at a rehabilitation facility to deal with alcohol abuse and “other issues.” “Everybody’s worried and concerned about me,” Arquette said during one of a series of revealing interviews with friend and radio host Howard Stern. “I’ve been drinking a lot because I’m heartbroken. It’s really a personal, traumatic thing. … When I drink, I become a maniac.” Arquette had previously revealed to Stern details about his sex life with his ex and his distress over the separation. At the time he checked into rehab earlier this year, Courteney Cox told People magazine, “I really admire David and his choice to take charge and better his life. I love and support him.”
In case you missed it the first time , Michael Bay has recently reiterated that, like most of us, he realizes that Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen was pretty awful and again vowed that Transformers: Dark of the Moon will be the opposite of that. But does this candor about the last film mean we can take Bay at his word? To investigate, let’s take a look back at what Bay was saying about the last film before the reviews came in.
Sheen had already mentioned the poetry in his fingertips , but now we’ve got some evidence to back that up. GQ has unearthed a self-published book of poetry that Sheen put out in the early 90’s. Some of it serves as a somber (and probably overdue) counterpoint to his recent interviews. And then there’s that one where the character peels off his latex Charlie Sheen mask to reveal “the rotted skull of President Lincoln.”