I still can’t figure out when exactly Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.
Here’s everyone’s favorite busty nobody Charlotte McKinney running around the beach and giving herself a wedgie for the cameras for some new photoshoot. Because she’s totally a legit swimsuit model and not just some Hooters waitress who lucked into a modeling contract. Anyway, I recommend watching the video below too. It’s only about a minute long, but I find 30-45 seconds is more than enough. Enjoy. CHARLOTTE MCKINNEY BY JON HECHTKOPF from Jon Hechtkopf on Vimeo .
Charlotte McKinney may have a broken down face, but huge tits on a skinny frame are always so fucking magical to look at… I’ve been told by people in the know, because sometimes people see past my autism and reach out to give me information, that the tits are in fact fake tits..but I will argue that she’s just a freak of nature, and that they are really just too fucking sloppy to be fake…unless she got them on her 16th birthday as rich florida trash, which she is, and they’ve slowed started morphing into new shapes…I’m calling real…and I’m also saying that no matter how low level and shit her face may be, her career may be, she may be…I’m all for those tits….and this paparazzi fame whore session shoot is hot….even if she’s not..that body… TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF thE PICS CLICK HERE If you don’t like her bikini, you can see pics of her long legs at some event CLICK HERE The post More Charlotte McKinney – Broken Face – Super Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Joy Corrigan is a hotter, but less successful bootleg version of Charlotte McKinney. They are both from the same Florida Trash community and modeling agency that sold them off to the New York agency that figured they could montetize trashy girls with big tits more than tall skinny twink models they are used to pushing, because America is trash and love these trashy blonde girls Joy Corrigan is getting older, she hasn’t quite made it, but has made a living at this Bikini model in florida shit…so good for her, who wants a real career when you can bank barely working, staying fit…it’s a good life… She probably has rich boyfriends, but that doesn’t mean she can’t do staged paparazzi pics, in the same pose as her friend, which is the same pose so many of these people do, because they are all on the same fucking hustle, lack creativity, but it’s a girl in a bikini and that alone is enough. Hot cheesy body. I dig it. Like a 90s commercial… The post Joy Corrigan Nip Slip of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Christina Milian has monster tits… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE So Does…Charlotte McKinney Tits in a Tube Top of the Day TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE FASCINATING The post Christina Milian Big Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me… Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra.. YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy… We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls. The post Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I hate that I am posting or promoting the new episode of Lip Sync Battle for Spike, who have done zero to nothing to ever promote me, at least not that I remember, I feel like they have never done anything for me… Well, they have one show that works still, in an era where TV is dead, and they milk the fuck out of it, like you’ll want to milk the fuck out of Kate Upton’s tits, while she’s on all fours…because as fat as Kate Upton has been, despite it being ignored, her tits have always been why she matters, I mean that and her family fortune because one of them invented the Washing Machine, but that doesn’t matter..when you put a bitch with fat tits on all fours…the people who like fat tits, which is every dude everywhere, will like watching…it’s her best angle…thanks to her push up bra.. YES this is Spike pandering for views..but sometimes…you just got to give motherfucker the views they want…because there’s a fat bitch with big tits on all fours showing off her tits.. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN… Sure, shameless, low hanging fruit, but that’s what life is about and I am glad to see people branded as Men’s tv are still bringing the misogyny in this patriarchy… We as men need wet t-shirt contests, growin women in girls in school girl outfits and really all slutty costumes…it is what makes us work, and what gets girls work…without us being so basic…so many of these women that are millionaires today – wouldn’t exist…because so many women who are millionaires did shit like this…magic…so simple…but the male mind is simple..quit trying to fuck with it and make us a bunch of girls. The post Kate Upton’s Britney Spears Lip Sync of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
David Spade might not seem like the most likely ladies man in Hollywood, but for reasons that might forever defy explanation, the 52-year-old remains wildly popular with actresses and models who aren’t old enough to remember the release of Tommy Boy. Last year, Spade dated Charlotte McKinney , but the relationship didn’t last, as 2016 decided to take a different approach to making us question the meaning of existence by killing off a bunch of celebrities instead. Prior to that relationship, there were rumors of Spade dating Kaley Cuoco following her divorce from Ryan Sweeting. Now, the famed Farley sidekick and raker-in of syndication bucks is hooking up with yet another starlet who’s more than a couple decades his junior. Several outlets are reporting this week that Spade is dating Naya Rivera. Rivera, of course, is best known for her role on Glee, as well as for her wildly unstable love life. Back in 2014, Naya was engaged to rapper Big Sean . The relationship fizzled out (Rivera later alleged that Sean cheated on her with Ariana Grande.), and the wedding never took place. But here’s the weird part: Rivera quickly jumped into a new relationship and wound up marrying Ryan Dorsey … … on the same day and at the same venue where she was supposed to marry Sean! Maybe Naya is just really, really frugal and didn’t want to lose her deposit. Whatever the case, to the surprise of absolutely no one, that relationship didn’t work out either, and Rivera and Dorsey got divorced in November of last year. All of this is is to say – we hope Mr. Spade knows what he’s getting into. He seems like a guy who enjoys his freedom and likes playing the field and Naya seems like … well, like the exact opposite of that. This is a woman who’s high on relationships and commitment. Or at least she thinks she is. She’s also big on talking a lot of trash to the tabloid media when relationships don’t work out to her liking. We’re not saying people are incapable of changing, but, um … these two seem like a very unlikely match. But hey, so did Tommy Callahan and Richard Hayden, and look how that turned out. That’s a Tommy Boy reference, for our younger readers.