I don’t know much French, but I’m pretty sure the cover of this French mens’ mag is calling Charlotte McKinney “the new Pamela Anderson .” And if by that they mean busty, blonde, and frequently naked, then sure, I guess. But if they mean “capable of sending a generations’ worth of young boys into an early puberty,” then sorry, but not a chance. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the naked photoshoot as much as the next perv, but let’s not say things we can’t take back.
Yanet García is a Mexican meteorologist….because Mexico like to remind you…like on every TACO TUESDAY…or CINCO DE MAYO….or really weekend night where white drunk women run around with Sombreros because it is one of their birthdays…that they are better than we give them credit for… The Mexicans are more than just gardeners, illegals and drug runners making billions off GRINGOS….they are more than Mexican hookers at the Tijuana border fucking Donkeys for GRINGOS….they are actually enterprising people who understand good entertainment…good times…sure they are slow as fuck when you order food from them….but who needs to be quick for anything when you’re too busy watching weather reports… Well, she’s hit 4 million followers and this is her celebratory ass shot…a girl who knows her worth, purpose and why she’s got the fucking job….yes…I am all for girls in the work force and this is prime reason why…empowerment…. MY NAME IS JESUS MARTINEZ BECAUSE I AM HALF MEXICAN AND WHEN MY PEOPLE BRING IT…IT’S BROUGHT…..and sometimes you don’t even have to tip them because you’re a fucking racist. The post Yanet García Thanks her 4 Million Fans The Best Way She Can of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney has enough strategic thought to pull a RAT COW…but the white girl with big tits…who is more the kind of rich wife to some athlete who you’d expect to see at the RODEO…who may live in LA because that’s where the fancy live…but who is straight Florida hooters or 1980s topless donut shop level of class…where as people like RAT COW….take the art angle to their short tight trashy sex shop looking skirts…so people buy into their slutting as anything but a cheap photo op to hopefully have someone like me write about…because it’s very important news you know….if you look close enough you can see her asshole…or what I like to call her soul… I know, fuck Charlotte McKinney when she doesn’t show her tits – so Here are some Charlotte McKinney Photoshoot showing some tit…. The post Charlotte McKinney Upskirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Mischa Barton Sex Tape is Happening… Apparently there’s a sex tape being shopped around for 500,000 dollars, I can’t imagine in this era of seeing everyone naked that it would sell for more than 5,000 dollars, and that’s just to a rich guy with 5,000 dollars laying around that he can use to get the legal rights to post for jokes, because no one gives a fuck about Mischa barton.. She’s a mentally unstable head case, addict, who hasn’t had work in years, making me think based on doing low level model shoots that she’s on her way to sex tape to get some attention and possibly become a Kardashian…but it won’t happen.. Not to mention, this is the era of putting out sex for free, it’s part of the job, so the 500,000 dollar mark is a little fucking nuts…but I’d still watch her fuck…and when it happens, I’ll be there to watch it…she’s got nostaglic value to me…her show, THE OC, was something I’d watch and bring to college bars which got me laid at least once…so I owe her enough decency to stare at her pussy getting fucked..or eating a bikini bottom…either way.. I am a fan.. The post Mischa Barton’s New Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is one of the cheesiest bitches around. Sure she’s got huge tits and a relatively skinny body…and looks good from the neck down when naked…and sure she’s got herself semi famous, with a following, all because she has monster tits…and sure she somehow fucked her way onto dancing with the stars – before she was ever a star – because of her big tits….I mean at least other tits on Dancing with the Stars like Joanna Krupa had a 10 year low level career…this one…had done zero…very very odd…something that probably gives a bitch an ego….that she probably already had thanks to being a rich kid with big tits who everyone fed into because they like big tits… Whenever I look at her, in cheesy shoots like this, or in her own self produced shit, I think…damn those are big tits…why are they in Malibu and not working at Coyote Ugly or Hooters in Florida…it just makes no sense to me..but I guess she’s smart enough to scam harder, scam bigger…because when you have tits like that…they are a gift that open so many doors…so open those doors.. The post Charlotte McKinney Strategic Nude SHoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between… That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion… Good times…slut…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney known for her sloppy tits – brought out her sloppy tits – and her ass in skimpy bottoms – that she’s covering and preventing an asshole flash – even though I fucking love when a girl shows me her asshole – more than her tits, her nipples or her pussy…it just seems more romantic and intimate…you know…that’s why whenever I sext – I aim for asshole pics and take anything I can get in between… That said, she’s doing some staged paparazzi pics in Miami – pushing her brand as trashily as you’d expect from a florida girl who was destined to work in Hooters, but happened to be rich….thanks to her dad’s tax evasion… Good times…slut…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Monster Tits in a Bikini Hiding Butthole of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Very Important Bella Hadid and her ugly troll face…that is celebrated as being a model…because the industry is a fucking lie…they are just a bunch of insecure idiots who try hard to be exclusive and cool…which in and of itself is not exclusive or cool…but that’s just the way the Fashion industry is…the people who get into it are just a bunch of groupies, underpaid…but with access to fancy events where they can feel important at…even if they are insignificant… So the second they see a bitch with millions of followers, while they want millions of followers, so that they don’t have to be low level PR people or media buyers or whatever the fuck is casting this bitch in their shoots…only because she’s got a rich family, a famous sister, a marketing team that has pretended they are important…and the fucking industry perpetuates them…. The only I like about her is that I know one day she will die…I’ve said that about Beyonce and other people…and it’s true… I hate this young “it” people movement…it’s like something the Kardashians shat out….these people are fucking garbage…remember that…no matter how much money they make…or who participates in their nonsense… The post Bella Hadid Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Charlotte McKinney is really committed to showing people that she’s more than just a set of big sloppy tits on a small frame – thanks to genetics, hormones in the food, growing up in Florida…while her dad was a tax evader in the Bahamas….and the tits are massive, usually due to implants, and these could be implants, just the sloppiest fucking implants ever, not that you can tell from these pics..because she’s on this kick for diversity…to show the world that her tits that barely made her famous, as no one actually cares about her, aren’t all she has to offer…she also has places you can fuck….like assholes and vaginas…and rich guys are into it…so you should be too….. It doesn’t really take away from her average at best face, and is a reminder that she is really just a set of tits in a world where people are obsessed with tits…which allows her to exist in this world…sexualizing herself…..for low level fame…like most girls, even the ones who pretend to be feminists do… All this to say…I don’t really know what Charlotte McKinney is or trying to be…but I’ll post any ass picking pics… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Charlotte McKinney Picking Her Ass in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
