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Kim Kardashian: Buying PRIVATE ISLAND to Build Theme Park For North West, According to Ridiculous Tabloid Report

Kim Kardashian is intent on making her daughter the most spoiled child on earth. North West wears $50,000 diamond earrings . She eats an all-organic diet prepared by her personal chef. She  fingerpaints on $10,000 Birkin bags . But even knowing that Nori’s upbringing makes Kim’s childhood look like something out of Charles Dickens, we still have a hard time believing the latest rumor about North’s lavish lifestyle. London’s Daily Mirror reports that Kim is looking into buying a private island off the coast of Queensland, Australia so that she can build a personal theme park for North. We suppose it’s possible, but it’s a somewhat ridiculous claim when you consider that anyone who’s seen Kim’s Paper magazine photos  knows that she already has plenty of available real estate for a theme park.  Might be a bit too oily to build a roller coaster, though. The tabloid claims that Kim has entered a bid of $5 million and is in competition with a handful of wealthy Aussie. The purchase  would explain why Kim has been jetting off to the Land Down Under so frequently in recent months. Of course, in a perfect world, Kim would close the deal and drop a few more million on rides and crap…and then Nori would grow up to hate theme parks.  22 Totally Adorable North West Photos 1. Morning, Kim and Nori! It’s Kim Kardashian and daughter Nori! The former posted this photo online with a simple caption: Good morning.

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Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 Recap: Is Stewie Gay?!?

It was Thanksgiving in Quahog on  Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 , though Brian and Peter were in more of a hungry mood than a gracious mood. They got drunk and devoured the entire turkey the night before the big meal. Lois, naturally, was displeased with this development. She sent her husband and dog away to track down a replacement. However, every supermarket within 60-mile radius was sold out. Watch Family Guy Season 13 Episode 5 Online They do finally track down a turkey far outside of town, with Peter trying to dunk it in a basketball court. So Brian takes control of the bird and tells Peter to drive home. Except he can’t operate a Hybrid and they crash into a lake. With Peter still not home, Stewie talks Chris into stepping up as man of the house. He tries to play host and ends up giving the greatest Thanksgiving speech in recorded history (“Yesterday I’m microwaving a cat and today I’m giving a speech!”). Back to Peter and Brian: they catch a bus back to town, only to get booted after the passengers discover Peter pooped on one of the seats. (In a Rite-Aid bag. But still.) Meanwhile, Stewie tries to clean Chris up for his hosting gig, putting him in a sharp suit and slicking hair. Chris vows to try his best, unless Slender Man commands him to do otherwise. Guests start to arrive, despite the absence of Peter, Brian and, of course, a turkey. Chris tries to distract them by putting his grandmother’s hand in his mouth and offering to show her his pubic hair… but it’s not going well. As you can see when you watch Family Guy online (above) Chris is unable to deal with the pressure and chugs two bottles of alcohol in his room. After a failed attempt to hitchhike, Brian and Peter stumble upon the County Zoo and figure they can capture a live bird. So they embark on a wild goose turkey chase, which sends Brian flying into the lions den and leads to the best of all Family Guy quotes from the episode: “Hey, it’s Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t you be in Detroit losing a football game right now?” Via a dead flamingo, Peter saves Brian’s life and they apologize to each other. Back home, Stewie takes over hosting duties. While giving the toast, he takes a deep breath and… starts to come out as gay?!? “I wasn’t planning on doing this today, but when I look around at all these open, loving faces of friends and family, I’m comfortable enough to finally say I am a proud, unashamed, active…” At that, Brian and Peter return. But Peter can’t kill a turkey he’s made out with, so he and Lois agree to keep the animal at Thanksgiving – not as the meal, but as their guest. And just as Lois proposes a toast, the bird explodes and sprays everyone with blood and feathers. The end!

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Midday Motivation | If You Chase Two Rabbits, Both Will Escape

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“If you chase two rabbits, both will escape.”- Russian Proverb Having your mind in too many places limits the potential of getting what you REALLY want. If you’re…

Midday Motivation | If You Chase Two Rabbits, Both Will Escape

Anna Shannon: Mama June Stole All My Money to Buy a Car For Mark McDaniel!

When news broke that June Shannon was dating convicted child molester Mark McDaniel, it initially seemed like the situation couldn’t get much worse. Well, it did. We later learned that June’s daughter Anna Shannon was McDaniel’s victim , and that he had been imprisoned for ten years after sexually assaulting her when she was just 8 years old. Now, it seems that not only is Shannon exposing her young daughters to McDaniel , she may have actually stolen from Anna’s trust fund to buy McDaniel a car. The fund had recently held $30,000 but Anna says she received a notice last week informing her that the balance was down to $17. “I have a feeling Mama used that to buy a car and buy Mark what he wanted,” Anna told E! News during an interview. June denies the allegations, saying she never withdrew any money, and never purchased a car for McDaniel. On October 26, however, Shannon purchased two used Nissans and sent one to a Decatur, GA address that’s registered to McDaniel. Anna has stated in the past that she partially blames her mother for the abuse that she suffered, and fears for the safety of her sisters with McDaniel in their house. “Mama can be very selfish,” Anna said recently. “I think Mama keeps secrets a lot.” Here Comes Honey Boo Boo and Family 1. Reality TV Family This family is way more famous than you are. It’s just unclear why, exactly.

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French Montana and Khloe Kardashian: Back Together?!

Are Khloe Kardashian and French Montana back together, or in a place where that might happen soon? He alluded to that very possibility in a recent interview. French Montana on Khloe Kardashian Outspoken host Wendy Williams cut right to the chase, immediately diving into his relationship with the reality star and asking if the two are still dating. “Like every relationship you break up and you make up,” Montana said, alluding to a potential reconciliation with the Keeping up with the Kardashians star. The rapper didn’t really offer any concrete answers, and certainly didn’t put a label on anything, but acknowledged, “Right now we’re on real good terms.” “So you’re still boyfriend/girlfriend,” Williams asked. “We’re in a real special zone right now,” he said. “She’s gonna be my baby forever.” You can see the two in full force on Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons Season 1 Episode 1 this Sunday night, but they recently split after 10 months of dating. Or did they? Khloe Kardashian and French Montana Photos 1. Khloe Kardashian Gun Photo Really, Khloe Kardashian and French Montana?!? The couple poses here with a machine gun online. The relationship began somewhat scandalously, though as Montana pointed out to Williams, Khloe is still married to Lamar Odom , while he’s divorced now. French was also grilled on the publicity factor, with Williams noting that a lot of people had no idea who he is, and now after Khloe, everyone seems to. Wendy asked if it was all a publicity stunt, and Montana was paid to be on the show . He said yes he was paid, but denied that he faked any feelings. “I feel like when you meet somebody you really like, I don’t think you really worry about that stuff,” he said of his connection with the reality star. As for French cheating on Trina with Khloe , the rapper denied that they were ever a couple or anything like that, which makes it hard to call it cheating. Ouch, Trina. He stopped short of calling Khloe is girlfriend (Williams said it, not him), but French had nothing but positive things to say about her, so who knows. Of course, the best way to make people watch Kourtney and Khloe Take the Hamptons online is to keep ’em guessing. It all makes so much sense now. 24 Klassic Khloe Kardashian Quotes F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think. Permalink: Eff me with a dildo! Added: July 09, 2014 1. Eff me with a dildo! F-ck me with a dildo if that’s what you think.

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Hi Hater: Wild-N-Out’s Spanky Says He Made Up Tyrese Sloppy Toppy Gay Rumors But Calls Him A “Fake Fa**ot”

Tyrese already said Spanky will never work in Hollywood again! Spanky Admits He Lied About Tyrese Gay Rumors But Slanders Him In Interview Looks like the beef between Tyrese and comedian Spanky isn’t over just yet . The comedian recently did an interview on IMMRADIO.com with Scotte Mac and Nathan Chase aka CrazyNate and reveals he made up gay rumors that Tyrese gave sloppy toppy to get his ‘Baby Boy’ role. Although, Spanky admits he lied for publicity he later says he still thinks Tyrese is gay and calls out other Hollyweird Black actors. The comedian also made a response video for Tyrese ‘s fur coat video: YT

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Taylor Swift on Love: It’s Torture!

Taylor Swift’s fifth studio album 1989 finally drops this week, and the country-turned-pop songstress is still giving revealing interviews, as her promotional tour comes to a close. Last week, Taylor revealed that she hasn’t dated in 18 months .  Today, she gave us a little insight as to why she prefers to spend time at home with her cats : Taylor Swift and Cats: A Perfect Pairing 1. Taylor Swift and Olivia Benson Taylor and the newest addition to her cat family. Olivia is named for Mariska Hargitay’s character on Law & Order: SVU. “I get beat up in the press whenever I go near a boy,” Taylor told London’s Daily Mail. “So you can understand why I’m taking a bit of a break…It’s seen as a scandal when I date a boy, and yet dating is a normal thing for a twentysomething to do.” You may have noticed that Taylor frequently uses the word “boy” when discussing her past relationships. Turns out, that’s no accident.   Like her previous albums, 1989 contains plenty of veiled references to her exes. For example, it’s been widely assumed that ” Out of the Woods” is about Harry Styles , whom Taylor dated briefly in … One lyric that’s caught fans’ attention is the line, “Boys only want love when it’s torture.” Taylor claims that strange desire is one of the main things that separated boys from men. “Boys only want love if it’s torture and a constant chase,” Taylor says. “Men want love if it’s real, right, healthy and consistent…The male species has divided into two groups – it’s boys and men.” “You can have a 40 year old boy, and 20 year old man.” Sounds like Taylor’s really figured out what she wants in a relationship. Although, she’s gotta admit, if it weren’t for all those “boys,” she may never have written some of her best songs. 11 Dudes Who Have Dated Taylor Swift 1. Jake Gyllenhaal Jake Gyllenhaal allegedly took Taylor Swift’s v-card, then dumped her via text. TEXT.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian Is An Old Busty Bag

Here’s Porn Star and BBW, Kim Kardashian showing off her fat boobies at her 34th birthday party. I’m surprised that Kim is only 34, because with all the work she has done to her face, I thought she was closer to 40. In any case, I really don’t care about this chick and the only reason I posted her was because some of you are big time chubby chasers. So Enjoy. » view all 33 photos           Photos: WENN.com

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Bernice Jenkins Prank Calls Woman About Her Pitbull Puppy! [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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This woman’s dog was supposed to go in for a cleaning, but Bernie Jenkins calls to tell her the dog was neutered. Listen to the audio…

Bernice Jenkins Prank Calls Woman About Her Pitbull Puppy! [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

Why Apple Pay Is So Great [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]

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What the heck is Apple Pay?! According to Beyonce from “The Rickey Smiley Morning Show,” it might be the best new way to make purchases. Listen…

Why Apple Pay Is So Great [EXCLUSIVE AUDIO]