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Lindsay Lohan Naked in The Canyons of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…

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Lindsay Lohan Naked in The Canyons of the Day

Lindsay Lohan Naked in The Canyons of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is a fucking star. I don’t care how hard she falls off, she will always be Lindsay Lohan, and in being Lindsay Lohan, she’s got rockin’ amazing tits… She’s also got a well oiled machine…literally…where everything is strategically leaked and released and planned in efforts to have the biggest impact and the good news is that this time around on her comeback tour, she’s more naked that usual…You know less about the flashing her pussy at clubs, and more about being naked in movies. I am sure she wants to be working, and winning Oscars, and taken seriously, and not in the media as some tabloid joke…so this is how it’s done, or at least attempted to be done. The sex is shitty, but believable, I mean just cuz she fucked a lot doesn’t mean she fucked well. The movie looks like a pile of shit, but I’ll probably see it. It’s my duty as he number one fan who believes in her awesome natural looking implants….even though part of me hates her for abandoning our friendship… She didn’t book Lovelace people, but she can still get naked in movies people. She’s Lohan, anything is possible….somewhere out there there is a man with a camera willing to shoot her naked…like this guy right here. I’d say fuck The Canyons and their leaking lohan nudes for attention, you know a little marketing, but I love me some Lohan…. Ultimately, she’s got the best tits in the game, and no matter how hard she’s fallen off, they will always matter, they will always be there to carry here, or act as a life vest when drowning, both figuratively and literally…and purchased or not, they are glorious. Lohan, if you’re out there, I may have to start stalking you again…I don’t even mind her dead eyes and porn quality face surgery, if anything, I really like it. Here are the clips: Here’s the trailer if you care to learn more about this movie, even after seeing the good parts. If you are looking for a Lindsay Lohan Experience, take my man Foetus La Plantain’s 4 step plan to experience Lohan without Lohan’s involvement. 1- make an old roast beef sandwich and heat it up in the microwave until its all dry and leathery 2- add cottage cheese to it for texture, 3- fuck the sandwich with my eyes closed while licking a dirty ashtray 4- listen to patty and selma from the simpsons. its like you really there….. Share your Lohan experiences with us in the comments…

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Lawsuits: Judge Takes Rihanna’s Side In Court Battle With TopShop Over Unapproved T-Shirts Bearing Her Image

Topshop told her to go to hell and instead RihRih will be laughing on her way to the bank! Via MailOnline reports : Pop superstar Rihanna today won a High Court fight with clothing giant Topshop over a T-shirt they sold with her face on it in a case that could be worth £3million. The singer claimed the ‘unendorsed’ white T-shirt with a photograph of her in a bra top may have damaged her image because fans could have thought it was genuine merchandise. The Barbadian star, who sued under her real name Robyn Rihanna Fenty, claimed she is entitled to damages from Arcadia Group Brands Ltd, which operates Topshop, over the unauthorized use of her picture. Topshop disputed her claim but Judge Mr Justice Birss ruled in her favor today after a hearing in London, but will decide on damages at a later date. Justice Birss said Topshop’s sale of a Rihanna T-shirt at the center of the dispute was an act of ‘passing off’. But he said the ‘mere sale’ of a T-shirt bearing the image of a famous person was not necessarily an act of ‘passing off’. ‘A substantial number of purchasers are likely to (have been) deceived into buying (the) T-shirt because of a false belief that it has been authorized by Rihanna,’ he said. The judge said that was damaging to her ‘goodwill’ and represented a loss of control over her reputation in the ‘fashion sphere’. He said it was for the singer not Topshop to choose what garments the public thought were endorsed by her. The superstar’s team asked the high street clothing chain run by billionaire Sir Phillip Green to stop selling them. The legal threat came despite the What’s My Name singer having dined with Sir Philip and music mogul Simon Cowell while on her Christmas break to Barbados in 2010 . The star tweeted about the Boxing Day meal they had together, saying: ‘Just had dinner w/ Simon Cowell Philip Green @ Sandy Lane! Great night!’ She has also spent time with Sir Philip’s daughter Chloe while holidaying at the same time in the Caribbean two years ago. It was even rumored she might follow in the footsteps of Kate Moss and design a range for Topshop, but the two parties ended up in court. Last year Topshop released a T-shirt featuring a picture of Rihanna from her ‘We Found Love’ music video, which sold out quickly afterwards. This month the court heard that while the singer was claiming the top blighted her image it had not stopped her entourage contacting Topshop to ask for clothes for Rihanna half a dozen times since the lawsuit was launched, the retailer’s lawyers said. A barrister at London’s High Court claimed Rihanna’s representatives had asked Topshop for products for the singer on ’10 recent occasions’, and said her ‘shopping habits’ were testament to the retailer’s own considerable reputation. Of those 10 occasions, six came after Rihanna launched proceedings against Topshop, said Geoffrey Hobbs QC. The T-shirt in question is printed with a snap of the star wearing a bra top, which she says was ‘very similar’ to images used on one of her album covers. She claimed sales of the shirt amounted to ‘passing off’ and may have led to her reputation being tarnished with her fans, had they bought the garment thinking it was ‘genuine’ endorsed merchandise with ‘an emotional connection to their heroine’. Lawyers for Topshop maintained the retailer did nothing wrong, and accused the pop star of making an unjustifiable bid to establish a ‘free standing image right’ over use of her picture in the UK. Mr Justice Birss, sitting at London’s High Court, heard that Topshop bought a license to use the image on the T-shirt from the photographer who took it, during the video shoot for Rihanna’s single We Found Love which was filmed in Belfast and Bangor, Northern Ireland, in November 2011. However the 25-year-old singer protested that they had short changed her and her fans when the T-shirt went on sale. Congratulations RihRih! Props on making “the man” pay for trying to use your image without your permission. FameFlynetPictures/Tumblr

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Kim Kardashian Paparazzi Chase: Do You Buy It?

So let us get this straight: A member of the paparazzi trespassed on Kardashian property yesterday.  He jumped the fence of the gated community… made it close enough to the family’s home to be spotted from their living room… and then Kris Jenner, Kim Kardashian and company chased after him? There were no security guards around? No hesitation on the parts of these unarmed women to go running after a total stranger? And no actual sighting of the reporter in question in the following video, which Kim just happened to record and post to Keek? Kim Kardashian Tries to Catch Paparazzi Why do we wonder whether any of this actually took place? Why would Kim make it up? We stopped questioning this family a long time ago. But perhaps the video is some unorthodox way to get back in the news while still delaying the release of North West photos . We have no idea. What do you think? Are you buying this paparazzi sighting story?   Yes, why would she make that up? No, she makes everything up! View Poll » Kim Kardashian Baby Report

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Celebrity Cribs: Which Miami Heat Baller Is Living Like A Slave-Owner In A $3.2 Million Plantation Home??? [Photos]

An African-American baller bought a house that looks like a plantation?!? Smh… Miami Heat Player Buys $3.2 Million Plantation Style Home Via Realtor This sharp-shooter may have listed his home in Coconut Grove earlier this month, but the Miami Heat forward isn’t leaving South Beach anytime soon. That’s because he recently purchased a plantation-style home in Coral Gables. The Sun Sentinel reports that he and his wife, Heidi, recently paid out $3.22 million for the five-bedroom, 6,550-square-foot colonial. His new home is one of the original five Florida pioneer village homes, according to the listing. Built in 1926, the home is near the 15th hole at the Riviera Country Club and features a chef’s kitchen, wraparound balconies and a prime outdoor entertaining area with a black-bottom pool, cabana and gardens. Also found on the premises of his new baller crib is a one-bedroom, one-bathroom guest house. Previously in July, the hooper, whose contract is set to expire after the 2013-2014 season, hoisted his South Beach residence on the market with an asking price of $1.895 million. The listing came roughly one year after the small forward purchased the Mediterranean-style home for $1.6 million. Any idea who it is??? Flip it on over to see more of the house and find out who is living like he’s waiting for D’Jango to become unchained… Image via realtor Continue reading

Celebrity Cribs: Which Miami Heat Baller Is Living Like A Slave-Owner In A $3.2 Million Plantation Home??? [Photos]

An African-American baller bought a house that looks like a plantation?!? Smh… Miami Heat Player Buys $3.2 Million Plantation Style Home Via Realtor This sharp-shooter may have listed his home in Coconut Grove earlier this month, but the Miami Heat forward isn’t leaving South Beach anytime soon. That’s because he recently purchased a plantation-style home in Coral Gables. The Sun Sentinel reports that he and his wife, Heidi, recently paid out $3.22 million for the five-bedroom, 6,550-square-foot colonial. His new home is one of the original five Florida pioneer village homes, according to the listing. Built in 1926, the home is near the 15th hole at the Riviera Country Club and features a chef’s kitchen, wraparound balconies and a prime outdoor entertaining area with a black-bottom pool, cabana and gardens. Also found on the premises of his new baller crib is a one-bedroom, one-bathroom guest house. Previously in July, the hooper, whose contract is set to expire after the 2013-2014 season, hoisted his South Beach residence on the market with an asking price of $1.895 million. The listing came roughly one year after the small forward purchased the Mediterranean-style home for $1.6 million. Any idea who it is??? Flip it on over to see more of the house and find out who is living like he’s waiting for D’Jango to become unchained… Image via realtor Continue reading

FedEx Employees Throwing Your Shit of the Day

You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home? How is this possible? I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts… Today Freedom has been attacked…

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Meredith Barber: Robert Griffin III Sent Me Racy Texts on His Wedding Day!

Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III is accused of sending an incriminating text to a Hooters waitress … on his own wedding day. Hooters girl and Virginia Commonwealth University student Meredith Barber offered up “proof” in the form of a screen shot of their text exchange. “Come on bae,” the QB reportedly wrote to Barber before sending a shirtless image of himself with his head cut off, along with a smiley face icon. When Meredith Barber (right) didn’t respond to the NFL star’s alleged advances, he wrote, “Well ok I give up I guess. See you in a few weeks kid.” The texts were dated July 6, in the early hours of RG III’s wedding day to longtime girlfriend Rebecca Liddicoat (left). But are they even legit? It appears that RG3 does know Barber, or at least someone in his camp does … but the relationship is far from clear, and her story is being disputed. One of Griffin’s groomsman, William Mallow, knows Barber and denied the reports , saying, “We both know that Meredith is looking for attention/money.” “I know this is what you do for a living and you thought this would be a golden opportunity but the fact of the matter is that this is completely false,” he wrote. “I was with Robert [that night] and there was no texting of other girls, much less selfie stomach shots. That isn’t even close to what the bathroom of the suite we were in looked like.” Weirder still, Barber contacted Busted Coverage when this story went live, asking them to take it down, but in exchange offering to sell more “inappropriate pictures.” Someone also claiming to be Barber’s ex-boyfriend reached out to Deadspin to sell “information, text messages, FaceTime screenshots” and more to back up her story. Neither Deadspin or Busted Coverage have purchased any of the proof. RGIII was reportedly on his honeymoon in Europe when the news broke.

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Swirl Gone Wrong: Staten Island Couple Popped By One-Time After Copping Disney Dream Vacay And Courtside Seats After Stealing Identities From Their Elderly Patients! [Video]

There’s no happily ever after for this corrupt couple ! These crooks are responsible for swindling $675K from 80 unsuspecting old heads. Via NYPost reports : A Staten Island couple stole the IDs of sickly senior citizens and blew the cash on vacations and courtside sports seats — but they left a trail of evidence on social media that led to their arrests, officials said today. Amanda Zieminski, her fiance Clyde Forteau and three others bilked about $675,000 out of 80 patients to fund their lavish purchases over five years, according to DA Daniel Donovan. Police recovered several jewel-encrusted Rolex watches, a money clip engraved with Forteau’s nickname, patient files and cash during the investigation. Zieminski and Forteau bragged about their spending on Facebook, including how in 2012 he and his brother had better NBA playoff seats than NFL star-turned-accused killer Aaron Hernandez. They also posted about their trip to Disney World, where they got engaged inside Cinderella’s Castle. “Make no mistake, Amanda Zieminski is no Cinderella and Clyde Forteau is far from prince charming,” Donovan said. “However, this story does have a fairy-tale ending — for law enforcement.” Zieminski, who went by the nickname “Meme Zee,” worked as a nurse at South Shore Physicians in Staten Island beginning in 2004. Before she was canned in 2012 for inflating her work hours, she passed along the personal information of patients to Forteau, who refers to himself as “C-Money CEO,” and three other members of the ring, according to the DA, who announced the 64-count indictment a day after their arrest. Donovan expects to collar more suspects in the coming days. Prosecutors slapped the crew with a litany of charges that included fraud, falsifying records and theft, although Forteau was also charged with a hate crime for targeting the elderly. Forteau, an aspiring rapper, withdrew money from ATMs on several occasions wearing the same distinctive clothes, which were later found in the trunk of her car, the DA said. He also told bankers he was a victim of Hurricane Sandy when asked why new debit cards were being sent to the Bronx instead of Staten Island, authorities said. Zieminski, of Staten Island, and Bronx residents Forteau, his brother Jerome “It’z Holly” Forteau and Abdul “Chips” Yousef face between 8 ¹/₃ and 25 years behind bars if convicted, while Bronx-resident Carmen Rivera, who was charged only with identity theft, faces between 2¹/3 and seven years, prosecutors said SMH they know they ain’t isht… Photo Credit: Da Office Continue reading

A Lil Positivity: Two Black Teenagers Chase Down Pedophile Pervert On Their Bikes To Save Kidnapped 5-Year-Old White Girl

These boys are heroes!! Teenagers Save Kidnapped Girl From Pedophile Two teenage boys are being hailed as heroes after they chased a car carrying a kidnapped girl — on their bicycles. Via CNN reports: Five-year-old Jocelyn Rojas was playing in her front yard in Lancaster, Pennsylvania, when she vanished Thursday afternoon. Authorities believe she was abducted by a man who lured her by offering ice cream. For two hours, neighbors and police scoured the area and asked if anyone had seen her. Temar Boggs, 15, and his friend took off on their bicycles to search. About a half-mile away, they spotted Jocelyn in a sedan. But the driver was elusive. “Every time we’d go down the street, he’d turn back around, and then … we’ll follow him,” Temar told CNN affiliate WGAL. The two teens chased the alleged kidnapper on their bikes for 15 heart-pounding minutes. The driver apparently knew he was being followed and gave up. “He stopped at the end of the hill and let her out, and she ran to me and said that she needed her mom,” Temar said. Jocelyn’s relatives and neighbors took turns hugging Temar. “He’s our hero. There is just no words to say,” Jocelyn’s grandmother Tracey Clay said. Police are looking for the suspect, described as a white male between 50 and 70 years old. He was driving a reddish-purple or maroon car with round taillights, WGAL reported. The man was wearing green shoes, green pants and a red-and-white striped shirt. He walked with a limp. Although the suspect remains at large, Temar feels good about finding Jocelyn. “I just feel like I did something very accomplishing today,” the teen said. The girl’s family couldn’t agree more. This is one of those times where the word hero actually applies. Ordinary people under extra ordinary circumstances doing extraordinary things. Well done boys, you have restored some faith in humanity lost in the noise this weekend, and you saved a child from a terrible fate.

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