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Kick-Ass 2: Join Justice Forever and Get Prizes!

Kick-Ass 2 has a quest for you… if you are willing to accept it. Fight the MotherFucker and his followers and possibly win a hoodie! Or a poster! Or if you don’t want any of that, follow the dastardly villain on twitter! You have to give credit to movies that go out of their way to engage viewers through social media – and  Kick-Ass 2 is doing a pretty decent job on that front with this new campaign. Of course, no Internet campaign worth its salt would be much without a YouTube video… Kick-Ass 2 Teaser: Motherf%*ker Tweets! Click through to see how you can take up the mantle and join Justice Forever! Kick-Ass 2 Teaser I’m more of an activist and a kind hearted one at that so I’m going to have to go with Justice Forever. Oh who are we kidding? I just want a t-shirt. Need   more Kick-Ass and Hit-Girl? Then check out these   Kick-Ass 2  posters and see if you agree with Jim Carrey: Is Kick-Ass 2 too violent ?

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Rebecca Martinson Advice Column: How Do You Get a Guy to Text You the Next Day?

Rebbeca Martinson, the University of Maryland student who gained web notoriety after her insane sorority e-mail went viral, now has an advice column. And why shouldn’t she? If there’s anyone who knows how to administer tough love or lay the smack down on BroBible readers when needed, it’s R-Mart. In her first effort, Rebecca Martinson offers some advice to female readers about how to get a guy you meet at the bar to text you the following day. Yes, she deploys the CAPS LOCK. And begins with the observation that “to most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole.” Becks always cuts to the chase. Below are excerpts from Martinson’s official bro texting guide … “I don’t think a single weekend has gone by during the semester where at least one of my roommates hasn’t moped her way onto one of our couches and begun whining about how some guy she met at the bar or wherever the night before hasn’t texted her yet.” “‘But guys, he bought me, like, six rails!’ Well duh, he was trying to get into your pants.” “There needs to be a public service announcement on E! in the middle of a Kardashians episode that says, ‘ATTENTION: NO SANE MAN GOES TO THE BAR TO NOT TRY TO STICK IT IN. HE IS NOT THERE TO GET TO KNOW YOU. HE IS NOT THERE TO HEAR YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF AND HOW MUCH YOU LOVE YOUR NEW SHADES OF NAIL POLISH. HE IS THERE TO GIVE YOU THE D FOR FREE!'” In which case, this is how you do it … 1. Only half put out . So I know this sounds counterintuitive, but hear me out. Look back at the lovely and informative PSA. Is it mentioned anywhere in there that he’s out trying to find a girl with a lovely personality and who cooks like Paula Deen on a crack binge while simultaneously being Jenna Jameson in the sack? Nope. To most drunk guys a wet hole is a wet hole, and with each cranberry vodka you slurp down you’re both less likely to remember what either of you talked about. You could tell him you won the friggin’ lottery and the morning after he wouldn’t know it. This is why you only partially put out. What comes next? Follow the above link and find out!

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Brothers Be Gone: Zoe Kravitz Has A New Swirl Boo Already?

Shorty don’t waste no time! Shout out to Zoe “She Don’t Chase ‘Em She Replace ‘Em” Kravitz , who was spotted looking cozy with another gentleman of the vanilla variety, just two weeks after her break up with her “Gossip Girl” boo Penn Badgley ! The pair were spotted leaving Chateau Marmont this week… Hopefully he won’t have the same issues with her preferences that the last guy did ! Pacific Coast News Continue reading

Random Ridiculousness: 20-Year-Old Sorority Girl Popped By One-Time After Police Mistake Her Sparkling Water For Beer

This doesn’t make any damn sense. Sorority Girl Wrongly Locked Up According to Mail Online A college student who was buying sparkling water, ice cream and cookie dough for a sorority fundraiser spent a night in jail after authorities mistook the bottles for a 12-pack of beer. Elizabeth Daly, a 20-year-old University of Virginia student, said she was ‘terrified’ when a group of plainclothes state Alcoholic Beverage Control agents approached her car in the dark. Having just attended an evening vigil on campus where women shared stories of their experiences with sexual assault, Miss Daly, who was with her college roommate, said she ‘panicked’ when she saw the men and drove off, before being arrested and charged with three felonies. ‘They were showing unidentifiable badges after they approached us, but we became frightened, as they were not in anything close to a uniform,’ Miss Daly, 20 recalled last week in a written account of the April 11 incident. ‘I couldn’t put my windows down unless I started my car, and when I started my car, they began yelling to not move the car, not to start the car. They began trying to break the windows. My roommates and I were … terrified,’ she explained. Police say one of the agents, who had mistaken Miss Daly’s purchase of LaCroix sparkling water from the Harris Teeter in the Barracks Road Shopping Center, for a pack of beer, jumped on the hood of her car. Miss Daly claims that one drew a gun. After fleeing the parking lot in the SUV and ‘grazing’ two of the plainclothes officers, Miss Daly said she called 911 to report the attack, and also confirm the identities of the officers. Another Alcoholic Beverage Control agent in a police vehicle pulled over the car, where Miss Daly was arrested and charged with assaulting a police officer. Charges have since been dropped against the student, with Charlottesville Commonwealth’s Attorney Dave Chapman telling The Daily Progess that ‘it wouldn’t be right’ to prosecute the case. The case is currently under review by the Alcoholic Beverage Control Bureau of Law Enforcement, a state-run agency whose mission is to safely and responsibly administer the sale and consumption of alcohol. ‘This has been an extremely trying experience,’ said Miss Daly. ‘It is something to this day I cannot understand or believe has come to this point.’ Maybe the police were trying to meet a quota…we smell a lawsuit.

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A Lil Positivity: LL Cool J’s Wife Simone Celebrates Being Cancer Free

LL Cool J’s Wife Simone Celebrates Being Cancer Free It’s rare to see hip hop couples that have withstood the test of time, but Queens-born rapper LL Cool J and his wife Simone are living proof that it can most certainly be done no matter how difficult things may get. This year, the Smith family has yet another reason to celebrate as it marks the ninth year that Simone has been Cancer free. via News One In 2004, Simone Smith was diagnosed with a rare type of bone cancer called chondorosarcoma. After her stage III diagnosis, the family, especially [her husband]Mr. LL himself, stopped everything in order to be with her and to assist her on the road to recovery. In her own words, Simone says, “I have a piece of jewelry, that when it’s purchased, proceeds go towards the American Cancer Society. The reason why I did that is because back in 2004, I had a very invasive surgery done because they found a chondrosarcoma tumor in my tibia bone. So I had an invasive surgery called microvasuclar reconstructive surgery, and they had to remove my whole tibia bone and replace it with my fibular bone from my left leg. It took me almost 2 1/2 years to learn how to walk again. I fought through it, so I was a little depressed for like about..two weeks. But my grandmother called me up and told me, ‘you better not be depressed and get prayed up for those doctors who are doing this surgery on you and you’re gonna beat this.’ So I prayed to God and since then my test results have been great.” This year marks the ninth year that Mrs. Simone Smith has been cancer free. When asked what keeps her inspired, Simone names three things: her faith in God, her husband and her children. Simone is one strong woman to be able to still hold her family down in the midst of battling this life-changing disease. This just goes to show that you never know what people are dealing with behind closed doors. Kudos to LL for not hesitating to put his fame on the back burner and stick by her side through it all. Continue reading

See the Ring, Daveigh Chase Nipple [PICS]

Well, we’ve finally seen The Ring, and by ring we mean Daveigh Chase ‘ s areola. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, think back to the American remake of the horror classic The Ring (2002), where a young Daveigh got her start as Samara, the creepy little girl with the long hair. Ms. Chase, who is now 22 years old, was recently out in a see-through sweater with no bra on underneath, and the paparazzi helpfully captured it all. Certainly wouldn’t mind seeing her come out of the TV now! More pics after the jump!

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See the Ring, Daveigh Chase Nipple [PICS]

Well, we’ve finally seen The Ring, and by ring we mean Daveigh Chase ‘ s areola. If the name doesn’t ring a bell, think back to the American remake of the horror classic The Ring (2002), where a young Daveigh got her start as Samara, the creepy little girl with the long hair. Ms. Chase, who is now 22 years old, was recently out in a see-through sweater with no bra on underneath, and the paparazzi helpfully captured it all. Certainly wouldn’t mind seeing her come out of the TV now! More pics after the jump!

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Man Accused Of Killing Meek Mill’s Artist Lil’ Snupe Surrenders To Police

This man lost his life over some dumbazz ish. Lil’ Snupe Shooter Surrenders This man lost his life over a videogame…tragic. What happened, is this ninja saw the scrilla Lil’Snupe was getting with Meek Mill and wanted a piece. Jealousy is an illness, but that’s how hood ninjas do. According to The Shreveport Times The man accused of fatally shooting Addarren Ross, the rapper known as Lil’ Snupe, surrendered to authorities today. Tony D. Holden, 36, of Winnfield, turned himself at 10:15 a.m. today at the Winnfield Police Department. Police Chief Johnny Ray Carpenter and Assistant Police Chief Russell Jones took Holden into custody without incident, police Lt. Charles Curry said. Lil’ Snupe was signed to Maybach Music artist Meek Mill’s label Dreamchasers earlier this year. Mill considered the young artist his protege’. Just after 4 a.m. Thursday, police responding to a call to Maplewood Apartments in the 1900 block of South Jones Street in Winnfield found Ross had been shot at least twice in his torso. Winn Parish coroner’s investigators pronounced the 18-year-old Jonesboro resident dead at the scene. Authorities say an argument preceded the shooting. “We are told they were betting on a video game,” Curry told The Times on Friday evening. “Supposedly he (Holden) robbed him (Ross) of money,” Curry said as explanation of the robbery charge. Holden has been booked into Winnfield City Jail on one count each of first-degree murder, armed robbery and illegal possession of a firearm by a convicted felon. No bond amount has been set. And it was not immediately known whether Holden had an attorney. Prayers to this young man’s family. We hope other young black men are not a victim of this crabs in a bucket mentality.

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Baby Daddy Pros: 10 Athletes That Fathered Too Many Damn Kids [Photos]

Professional athletes have it rough. Lonely nights on the road can sometimes lead to late night trysts that result in a new addition to the family. On the flip, ballers and their boo just decide it’s time for a little one. For example, Dwight Howard is currently chasing the Most Baby Mommas Award, this after news the NBA All-Star’s girlfriend just gave birth to their baby over the weekend… Continue Continue reading

Epitome Of An Ain’t Isht Daughter: 92-Year-Old World War II Vet Being Evicted By His Own Kid Despite Raising The Money To Purchase Home

What kind of ain’t isht daughter does this to her elderly daddy? Via NY Daily News reports : John Potter, a 92-year-old Army veteran who served during World War II, had raised enough cash to buy the house he’s lived in for almost six decades — or otherwise face eviction. But the modest single-story dwelling will remain in the hands of its owner — Potter’s own daughter — after she rejected his offer last week. “It is heartbreaking,” Potter’s granddaughter, Jaclyn Fraley, told the Daily News on Thursday. “He says he’s fought a lot of battles. He’s won some, he’s lost some — but this is one he never thought he’d lose.” Potter faces a June 26 eviction hearing in Vinton County Court, where a judge will order him to vacate the property, said Fraley, who’s siding with her grandpa in the family feud. Potter lives in the small village of Zaleski, about 70 miles south of Columbus — a rural hamlet where the retired train dispatcher once served as mayor and the county sheriff. To leave the home he and his late wife built 56 years ago is unsettling, Fraley said. “My biggest fear is the toll (the eviction) is going to take on him,” she added. “He’s 92, and I think about his health. Getting evicted is stressful enough when you’re healthy.” Fraley launched an online campign on GoFundMe.com in April, sharing her grandfather’s story and how he needed to raise at least $125,000 to try and buy the home from his daughter, Janice Cottrill. Although Potter had long owned the home, Cottrill took ownership of it 2004, when she used a power of attorney to transfer it under her name. Potter had gotten sick at the time, and Fraley claims her mom made the transfer without his consent. He only learned in 2010 that he no longer owned the home after his daughter tried to have him declared legally incompetent and moved to a nursing home, Fraley said. Meanwhile, bad blood was brewing between Potter and Cottrill when she took custody of her older brother, Joe, who is autistic and had been living with Potter. The father and daughter were arguing over visitation rights. Potter fought in court to have the deed transfer reversed — but he lost because the four-year statute of limitations in the case had expired. Finally, in January, Cottrill filed an eviction notice against Potter, and made it known she and her husband were interested in selling the house. Fraley started an online campaign on his behalf, trying to raise money that could be offered to Cottrill for the home. Cottrill’s husband, Dean, previously said they would drop the eviction if Potter left his son alone and stopped the lawsuits. Through the Go Fund Me campaign, Potter raised an astounding $139,603 in two months. But instead of rushing to offer the entire amount to Cottrill, Fraley said, Potter had a market appraisal done of the home. Its value was pegged at only $47,000, plus $2,830 for the land. When they made their official offer, Cottrill instead counteroffered $85,000 plus attorney and eviction process fees. Potter decided last week to increase his offer to $60,005.23 But Cottrill and her husband declined to bite. “He will be evicted,” Fraley said of her grandfather. “The judge has no choice. His hands are tied.” There is a silver lining at least: The money raised through Go Fund Me will be enough for Potter to find a new house or help remodel his caretaker’s home so that he can move in there, Fraley said. “Some people who donated were adamant that they didn’t want (Cottrill) to get the money anyway. They said, ‘Don’t give them this money. Go buy grandpa another house!’” Fraley added. Potter has been sharing his thoughts on videos posted to YouTube, and has thanked the anonymous donors for their generosity. Fraley said she plans to record another video this weekend. He celebrated his 92nd birthday a month ago. “We’re trying to move forward,” Fraley said, “and just hold our heads up high.” Thank God this guy has his granddaughter to help him out. We hope he finds a great home to move to. Shame on his daughter. God will deal with her sooner or later though and you know karma ain’t no joke! Photo Credit: John Potter Continue reading