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Nick Cannon: Posts HILARIOUS Response to Mariah’s Engagement

Yesterday we learned that Mariah Carey became engaged to billionaire boyfriend James Packer , and Nick Cannon, for one, is being a great sport about it. Carey’s ex and America’s Got Talent host reposted a hilarious meme in which he is lying unconscious in a hospital bed as Kevin Hart hovers over him saying, “It’s just a ring, Nick.” The meme is funny for sure, but the rock that now resides on Carey’s finger is in fact a whopping 35 CARATS, making it one of the biggest diamond rings on the planet . By comparison, Kim Kardashian’s ring is 15 carats and Beyonce’s is 18, so Mariah’s new bling has them beat by about double.  Hell, a glimpse of that piece easily might’ve knocked me out, too. But Cannon appears to hold no ill will toward the couple, and even offered his enthusiastic congratulations in the caption: “Ha! This made me laugh out loud for real!!! HILARIOUS! #AllLove Congrats to @MariahCarey and James! May God Bless Your Future Union… #GreatPeople #GreatCouple” Evidently, Cannon is staying true to his word that he’ll never diss his ex-wife .  “I will never say anything negative about @MariahCarey. We are forever a family rooted in love,” he said after the two split in 2014. Carey and Cannon share custody of their four-year-old twins Moroccan and Monroe and the four have spent holidays together since the divorce. Looks like Nick is keeping it classy. Chelsea Handler, on the other hand…

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Kailyn Lowry: Pressured By Javi Marroquin to Get Plastic Surgery?!

As we reported earlier, Kailyn Lowry got butt implants and proudly posted photos of her pricey new backside on her Snapchat page last night. For weeks now, there have been rumors about Kailyn and Javi Marroquin getting divorced , and many fans wondered if getting extensive work done was Kailyn’s way of rescuing her marriage. Now, sources are telling Radar Online that Marroquin was indeed the one who convinced Kailyn to go under the knife . “Javi is the one that pushed her to do it,” says one insider. While that may sound horribly insensitive, it seems his reason for “pushing” his wife to essentially have her entire body re-shaped is that Kailyn had been uncomfortable about her appearance for quite some time. “He told her if this would make her happy, then go for it,” says the source. Predictably, Kailyn has been criticized for sharing her graphic before-and-after photos online. Her response to one particularly aggressive hater should help put to rest any rumors about Kailyn and Javi calling it quits: “I actually only care about the attention I get from husband,” Kailyn tweeted. Sounds like Kailyn’s marriage and her self-esteem are both in better shape than previously thought. Good for her! View Slideshow: Teen Mom Cast: Before They Were Stars …

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Demi Lovato, Gigi Hadid & More: Star Sightings 1.19.16

Demi Lovato showed fans what body confidence looks like with a behind-the-scenes photo from her Allure Magazine shoot . Russell Crowe and former  Downton Abbey  star Dan Stevens attended Giorgio Armani's show during Milan Menswear Fashion Week, while Irina Shayk sat front-row in Berlin.   Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden were the hammiest hams in the all the land, sucking up any and all attention in Beverly Hills.  Gross. See what else your favorite stars were up to. 1. Demi Lovato Shares a #CONFIDENT Photo “BTS @Allure_magazine cover shoot.. #nophotoshop pic bc I’m proud to show my body the way it naturally is #CONFIDENT” Demi Lovato tweeted. 2. Irina Shayk: Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Berlin Model Irina Shayk attends Marc Cain’s Fall 2016 Runway Show at “Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Berlin” at Brandenburger Tor in Germany on January 19th, 2016. 3. Russell Crowe: Milan Fashion Week Men’s Fall/Winter 2016/17 Russell Crowe attends Giorgio Armani’s show during Milan Fashion Week Men’s Fall/Winter 2016/17 on January 19th, 2016. 4. ‘Honey Boo Boo’ Stars Film in Beverly Hills Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ stars Alana Thompson and June Shannon film in Beverly Hill, CA on January 18th, 2016. 5. Pamela Anderson Arrives at Charles de Gaulle Airport Pamela Anderson arrives at Charles de Gaulle Airport in France on January 19th, 2016. 6. Gigi Hadid In Paris Gigi Hadid gets out of a car in Paris, France on January 19th, 2016. View Slideshow

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Maci Bookout: Engaged To Taylor McKinney!!!

Taylor McKinney has finally put Teen Mom OG fans out of their misery by making an honest woman out of Maci Bookout. Earlier today, Bookout posted an Instagram of the couple locking lips, with the caption: “Well y’all, my best friend asked me to marry him! I’m one lucky lady, I love you T!” I’m kind of into Bookout’s engagement jewel, which appears to be a collection of diamond bands with a rock in the center (when, oh when will Instagram offer a zoom option). Bookout and McKinney have been together for three years, and have a 7-month-old daughter, Jayde together.   Bookout has a 7-year-old son, Bentley with ex, Ryan Edwards, whose tumultuous relationship was featured on both 16 & Pregnant and Teen Mom . Bookout definitely put pressure on McKinney to propose in the previews for this season’s Teen Mom OG . In December, Bookout told Us Weekly that marriage was very important to her. “It’s so to the point where I’m like, ‘Really, what is the deal?’ “In my opinion — and I think Taylor would agree — we pretty much are already married. So it’s kind of like, ‘All right, what are we waiting on?’ I’m confused.” According to Us , Bookout filmed the show’s reunion in Los Angeles on Saturday, and a wrap party on Sunday turned into a engagement celebration when McKinney popped the question. “All the other girls were so happy for Maci, and everyone was so happy to celebrate together,” a source told the magazine. View Slideshow: Teen Mom Cast: Before They Were Stars …

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Chelsea Handler Slams Ex-Employee Heather McDonald: What a Loser!

Usually, when we report on Chelsea Handler it means she posted yet another nude photo online . But this week, Chelsea has managed to make tabloid headlines with her clothes on , thanks to some surprising comments by one of her former Chelsea Lately writers, Heather McDonald. In addition to writing for the show, McDonald made frequent appearances during the roundtable discussion segment, and she and Handler developed a friendship. A friendship that is definitely over, following McDonald's recent comments during a recent podcast interview. “I lived in fear, 100 percent lived in fear,” McDonald said.  “She laughs at you. And that’s what’s sad. She makes you feel so special until you’re not.” Today, Handler fired back during an interview for Jenny McCarthy's, and it was not pretty: “She exchanged stories with Us Weekly in exchange for them running her photo while she was working for my show. “I could've fired her, but instead, I just stopped spending any personal time with her. Everyone was telling me to fire her, and she's complaining that I stopped hanging out with her? “She would never say anything that like that to my face. She would only say that on the radio. Because she's f–king scared, and she should be. What a loser.” Damn. Chelsea might be more vicious in a feud than ex-boyfriend 50 Cent. Remember when 50 Cent and Cheldea Handler  were banging? Yeah, that was a weird thing that happened.

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I didn’t Want to Post the Chelsea Handler Apple Pussy Pic of the Day

I don’t like CHELSEA HANDLER …. I didn’t like CHELSEA HANDLER when she figured out that she wasn’t going to make it as a comedic actress after fucking every producer at least once when she was back in her prime…so she did what all other failed actors, or aspiring actors, or fat and ugly chicks do, and that’s turn to comedy…to be the funny girl people laugh at, and in CHELSEA HANDLER case…she had fake tits and was more accessible in an era when people were more vain and didn’t support fat chicks…except maybe for Rosie O’Donnell, but I have no idea how that happened… That said, she pulled a power play, a little too confident in her fan base, thinking she’d get on network TV after paying her dues, before realizing we live in a patriarchy and no one likes a condescending midget mocking twat…who makes fun of her guests like a bitch…her comedy was being a bitch..who wants to watch a bitch…being a bitch…I guess other bitches…but not me…fuck bitches like everyone has fucked Chelsea Handler.. So now out of work, she’s decided to expose herself and use her sexuality, like she did 20 years ago, to get noticed and loved…and the idea of her dirty, used up cunt, at 50 or however old she is, just doesn’t do it for me, especially when peppered with bad comedy… I guess what I am trying to say is…she’s the fucking worst, and this desperation is something I would support if she was 20 and hot, but at this age, it is depressing….sad clown…bullshit… The post I didn’t Want to Post the Chelsea Handler Apple Pussy Pic of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Chelsea Handler Covers Bare Vagina with an Apple

For once, Chelsea Handler is actually covering up her breasts on Instagram in the comedian’s latest photo. Yet she’s still managing to be half naked. Handler, who is known to go topless while skiing and/or go topless while covering her nipples with the Star of David , is wearing a lacy black bra in the image above. But that’s it. She is not wearing underwear or any bottom layer of any kind. “Look at my hair. Something must have happened while I slumbered,” Handler jokes in the caption of this selfie, likely very aware that few people are actually looking at her hair here. Instead, they are looking at where they should see hair… and are instead seeing a Granny Smith apple. Handler doesn’t say anything else about the unusual picture, and we’re a little afraid to ask. But this is definitely someone who is comfortable with her body. “You know, I had a boyfriend who told me my boobs were too big and that I was fat,” Handler wrote online a few weeks ago. “And then, I looked in the mirror.” She included with this funny message a revealing bikini photo . It didn’t involve the use of any apples.

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Frida Aasen is Amazing of the Day

Her name is Frida Aasen. She was born in Kristiansand, which seems like some religious amusement park full of bible thumping weirdos, either doing sensationalized evangelical curing of disease, or maybe just a place to repent your sins, including but not limited to jerking off to their 20 year old locals…because they are amazing.. Kristiansand, is unfortunately not a bible thumping weird place for religious freaks, but rather a town in Norway, that creates oddities like this babe… She’s been on the cover of a bunch of magazines, she’s got 45,000 followers on INSTAGRAM – I followed her and didn’t realize, because I follow everything I see with tits…but will pay more attention to this, because she’s built like a fucking dream girl.. I don’t know what this shoot is for, but it reminds me of shit I jerked off to in the 90s, and would be shit I jerk off to today, if my penis wasn’t broken and I wasn’t so desensitized… The post Frida Aasen is Amazing of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day

Whitney Cummings was the skinny, vain, obnoxious, annoying, not very funny, yet hot enough to book gigs, “comedian”….who ended up getting two shows…for her writing, because the entertainment industry is fucked… The fact is that actual hot girls are getting acting jobs, without making jokes about being a girl, dealing with boners, and other relatable “dating” stories, that just suck….but since the market is women, worked… It was a hook, she didn’t even have to be funny, but amongst the lesbians with asymetric haircut comedians, worked…plus lesbians don’t joke about sucking dick, which is the “fart joke”…of the generation….played out. I assume now that she’s made it, now that she has money, now that she can afford to eat, she’s allowed herself to gain weight, you know grow into the tits that are the only reason she has a career… And in being a fame whore, whore, who found her angle, she’s continued, like Chelsea Handler before her, by going to instagram with fame whore pics, to show off her new fat body, to make noise about herself, because now that she’s won…and is over winning, she’s gone back to making noise about herself…and she’s doing it by flashing her shitty fucking comedy ass..but it’s still an ass, and I am down with any fame whore, whether she’s rich and made it or not… I call this series, not quite hot enough to be a model or actress, but hotter than most comedians, so it works…. Fuck Whitney Cummings… The post Whitney Cummings Fat and Still Annoying of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Farrah Abraham Defends $600 Tooth Fairy Gift: Loosing [Sic] Your Teeth = COLLEGE FUND!

Never one to mince words or duck criticism, Farrah Abraham is defending her recent decision to give her daughter $600 from the tooth fairy . Her response to the haters is pure, uncut Farrah. The Teen Mom star says of her generous gift: “Loosing [sic] your teeth should be special, I like to add passion and something special to everything including loosing [sigh, sic] teeth.” “These years are flying bye [sic] and soon $600 won’t be surprising to my daughter and the tooth fairy will just be imaginary and made up.” “So $600 for one tooth is a great addition to her college fund and let’s [SIC] her have a big surprise when she woke up that morning.” “You’re only a kid once! I look forward to surprising my daughter and cherishing our special moments as she grows up into an adult.” Well, there you go. At least she’s honest. Yes, the years fly bye (sorry) and we never want to loose (sorry again) our innocent children to the inevitable adolescent and teen years. And while her desire to ” add passion and something special ” does not necessarily have to mean money, her heart is (probably) in the right place. Moreover, if that money really going toward Sophia’s college fund … we have no clue why she took out $100 bills first, but more power to her. However … does she really think Sophia will soon (or ever) hit a point where getting $600 for doing absolutely nothing wouldn’t be a surprise? If so, well, that’s Farrah Abraham for you.

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