Chelsea Handler has officially silenced her haters – one fat-shaming ex-boyfriend in particular – with an awesome bikini photo on social media. Handler’s photo, from in a changing room and in a tiny two-piece bikini showing off her toned figure and her smile, was a parting shot of sorts. “You know, I had a boyfriend who told me my boobs were too big and that I was fat,” she captioned the pic. “And then, I looked in the mirror.” Served. Handler did not mention which ex told her this, but we’re really hoping it was 50 Cent. Please, let that rumor we’re starting right now be true. We see Chelsea Handler nude on a regular basis on Instagram, and went she went stark naked with Nick Offerman for a recent Esquire cover. “I love men,” said the currently single star. “I have men around all the time, but you have to have somebody that brings out the best in you.” “I’ve never met somebody that really brings out the best in me. I want to bring out the best in them. You don’t want it to be a one-way street.” No. But whatever the 40-year-old is doing right now is obviously serving her quite well, and good things come to those who wait … or something.
Ex Victoria’s Secret model…Doutzen Kroes…posted some pictures of her partying like a slut…flashing her body…like a slut…in a club…like she was one of the groupies throwing her panties on Doutzen’s Husband when he DJs in Ibiza and he pulls them all backstage, now that his bitch is some old, tired, ex VS model, who has served her purpose and made him kids, allowing him to go back to fucking new models, like he was the casting Director at VS, now that this one is old and forgotten…because there will always be new, fresh, exciting pussy…and I guess Doutzen Kroes is having a hard time accepting that in this “LOOK AT ME”…party slutting..that I appreciate…but I guess I’m not her kid googling my mom at pre-school… It all seems desperate, the best kind of desperate…keep up the good work. The post MILF Doutzen Kroes Does Instagram of the Daay appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler is the fucking worst…but women liked her cunty brand of comedy, they thought it was funny, I just found it bitter that she never made it, not that I ever really listened to it, I didn’t have cable that her show was on, but I just naturally saw her as the attention seeking fame whore who tried to be an actor, and chose comedy instead, because acting didn’t work for her, and girl comedy is just easy to pull off…and requires very little skill especially when you haver writers… So this 50 year old, constant breast implant flashing, makes sense to me, now that she has no show, the one thing she was defined by…because her ego got inflated and she believed she would be the next Letterman..when really she was just a rude bitch…rather than an intelligent voice..up on some Jimmy Fallon low brow shit… So this is her stance, her platform, all she’s got left…and it’s too bad it’s boring as fuck…you know the spirit is there…but the execution is just garbage…I am sure there will be more to come…even if this shouldn’t make anyone cum. The post Chelsea Handler’s Fake Tits Waterski of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
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Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out… But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation.. The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be… The post Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chelsea Handler clearly forgets that she’s 100 fucking years old and not the Chelsea Handler who first moved to Los Angeles because she was rated most likely to end up on TV in her High School, thanks to being the quirky slut, who made silly mean spirited jokes, while being hot enough to get passed around….a skill set she brought to Hollywood with her…only instead of every dude in her class…she turned to producers who finally got her a TV show…that she’s now lost…making her seem lost…in all her social media strategic moves that involve her being half naked…like this was a sugar baby party she once attended and was violated at … back when she was just starting out… But she’s still in her underwear for the dudes and lesbians who feel that humor is the way to their heart and that humor with tits willing to be stared at…leads to good masturbation.. The whole thing is desperation, and normally I like desperation, when the desperation comes from really broke girls who never quite made it – not when it comes from trash that has already been on tv and is already more famous that it was ever supposed to be… The post Chelsea Handler in her Underwear of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
People find Chelsea Handler funny….you know a mean spirited, bitter hag comedian making bitchy jokes…can be funny…shocking and get you noticed… I find Chelsea Handler’s best joke the way she’s been handling not getting the job as David Letterman’s replacement…especially after she likely sucked Les Moonves off at least once…in her rise to fame… I think these post her tits, post her ass, push the limits of Instagram rules like a “rebel” pretending to be a feminist…is desperation at its finest…because she has money now… Where as when she was whoring out when launching her career as she worked as a waitress…was just standard… What it comes down to is that it is just boring..it’s like spread that whore pussy already in private, we’ve already seen your tits…your ass is probably just as played out…post pussy…stop tip toeing on the line of appropriate…shocking…fucking five in you phoney bitch.. The post Chelsea Handler Bare Ass on Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Clearly, Caroline Wozniacki is attracted to athletes, but beyond that, this woman has no “type,” whatsoever. Wozniacki got engaged to Rory McIlroy in late 2013, and the couple seemed to be a match made made in golfers’ heaven. Unfortunately, McIlroy dumped Wozniacki just weeks before the wedding, and now it seems the experience traumatized her so much that she’s decided to date McIlroy’s polar opposite. If you’re not familiar with JJ Watt, just imagine if Groot from Guardians of the Galaxy had a lovechild with a side of beef and together, they taught it to be the most dominant pass rusher in the NFL. Like McIlroy, Watt is the one of the best in the world at what he does. Unlike McIlroy, Watt is what it would look like if you could turn the act of crushing a beer can against your forehead into a human being. Anyway, Watt and Wozniacki attended last night’s NCAA men’s basketball national championship game in which Watt’s alma mater Wisconsin fell to the ever-dominant Duke. We’re sure Watt was disappointed, but we imagine Wozniacki was more than happy to console him after the game. Is this upsetting news for McIlroy is he too waist-deep in Northern Irish golf groupies to care? Either way, the real victim is Wozniacki’s ability to walk properly. Is it possible to play tennis while bow-legged? 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense 1. Macaulay Culkin and Mila Kunis Before becoming Ashton Kutcher’s Baby Mama, Mila Kunis dated Macaulay Culkin…for EIGHT YEARS. Speaking of Ashton… 2. Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore View Photo Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore shocked the world when they went public with their relationship. They shocked us even further by discussing their very interesting and involved family dynamics with her ex Bruce Willis. 3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes View Photo Everything about Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ marriage screamed publicity stunt until she divorced him, but hey, at least she got to wear heels. 4. Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison View Photo In a very May-December romance, Courtney Stodden married Doug Hutchison, then 51, when she was only 16 years old. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Katy Perry and Russell Brand View Photo We’re not quite sure what Katy Perry saw in Russell Brand that moved her to marry him, but their union lasted less than a year. 6. Chelsea Handler and 50 Cent View Photo Seems like Chelsea Handler knows her way around a lollipop. She dated 50 Cent for nearly a year. 7. Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn View Photo Woody Allen and Soon Yi Previn have been together for over 20 years, but she was sort of his daughter so it’s super weird. 8. Jessica Simpson and John Mayer View Photo Jessica Simpson and John Mayer actually look great together, but she’s way not cerebral enough for him. He once said she was addictive, like “crack cocaine.” Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley Words cannot adequately describe how bizarre Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley’s marriage felt to the world. 10. Kieran Culkin and Emma Stone Before Emma Stone moved on to Spider-man, she dated Kieran Culkin. Those Culkin boys know how to get the hotties! 11. Juliette Lewis and Brad Pitt Perhaps the strangest of Brad Pitt’s high-profile relationships was his 4-year run with Juliette Lewis. 12. Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney View Photo The ultimate in WTF, Lady Gaga and Taylor Kinney seem like complete opposites, but if opposites really DO attract then maybe that explains this totally weird coupling. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne View Photo A wannabe reality star and a wannabe rocker. Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne were a match made in wannabe Heaven. 14. Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen View Photo Now THIS is a weird May-December romance that kind of grosses us out. (At least Courtney Stodden has that whole “attention whore” thing going for her…) Mary-Kate Olsen is engaged to Olivier Sarkozy which just SCREAMS “Daddy Issues.” 15. Trace Cyrus and Brenda Song View Photo Feather-tattoo faced Trace Cyrus was romantically linked to Disney channel sweetheart Brenda Song. And speaking of the Cyrus family… 16. Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth View Photo We’re so glad Liam Hemsworth realized he could do way better (and way less crazy) than Miley Cyrus. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds The only thing Alanis Morrisette and Ryan Reynolds seem to have in common is that they’re both Canadian. The End. Up Next: ” 17 Celebrity Couples That Make No Sense .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
Chelsea Handler, 40, is similarly unfazed by nudity. Though she told Elle.com she wouldn#39;t show her vagina, she argued that nipples were fair game for social media. “You obviously can#39;t publish underage girls#39; photos,” she told the site, “but I#39;m in charge of what I want to do with my own body.” Esquire magazine just released its sublime April 2015 cover, featuring a fully Chelsea Handler showing off her bare butt. None of it matters in the moment. There is only Chelsea Handler, st
Chelsea Handler, 40, is similarly unfazed by nudity. Though she told Elle.com she wouldn#39;t show her vagina, she argued that nipples were fair game for social media. “You obviously can#39;t publish underage girls#39; photos,” she told the site, “but I#39;m in charge of what I want to do with my own body.” Esquire magazine just released its sublime April 2015 cover, featuring a fully Chelsea Handler showing off her bare butt. None of it matters in the moment. There is only Chelsea Handler, st
