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Chelsea Handler Posts Bikini Pic, DESTROYS Fat-Shaming Ex

Chelsea Handler has officially silenced her haters – one fat-shaming ex-boyfriend in particular – with an awesome bikini photo on social media. Handler’s photo, from in a changing room and in a tiny two-piece bikini showing off her toned figure and her smile, was a parting shot of sorts. “You know, I had a boyfriend who told me my boobs were too big and that I was fat,” she captioned the pic. “And then, I looked in the mirror.” Served. Handler did not mention which ex told her this, but we’re really hoping it was 50 Cent. Please, let that rumor we’re starting right now be true. We see Chelsea Handler nude on a regular basis on Instagram, and went she went stark naked with Nick Offerman for a recent Esquire cover. “I love men,” said the currently single star. “I have men around all the time, but you have to have somebody that brings out the best in you.” “I’ve never met somebody that really brings out the best in me. I want to bring out the best in them. You don’t want it to be a one-way street.” No. But whatever the 40-year-old is doing right now is obviously serving her quite well, and good things come to those who wait … or something.

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Kim Kardashian Haircut: The Before-and-After Pics!

Kim Kardashian has undergone a dramatic makeover, ladies and gentlemen. Kind of. Sort of. She got a haircut, at least, we know that much. The former sex tape star took to Instagram this afternoon to share a pair of photos: The first (above, left), she captioned “Right before I cut my hair….” and the second (above, right), she captioned “Right after….” Upon close inspection, it appears as if Kanye’s prettier half chopped a bit off and added some face-framing layer. She also may have taken out two extensions. As you can see below, this isn’t exactly Kim’s most drastic hairstyle change: But we may be seeing a dramatically different side of Kardashian in the near future: With her second child on the way, one report alleges Kim may pose nude again because she’s taking a great deal of pride on her pregnant form. We really hope that’s the case because… come on, Kim. You call these photos Instagram-worthy? You call these headline-making? Step up your game. You’re getting schooled by Kendall and Kylie Jenner in the nudity game these days.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Not So Hot Ready To Drop Porn of the Day

I am not into pregnant chicks. I remember the first time one of the drug addicts I used to hang with busted out a ready to drop porn magazine that he stole from some magazine store and thinking to myself a few things…the first being “how desperate does a bitch need to be to be spreading her vagina so wide you can see the baby crowning”…knowing she probably made less than 1,000 dollars to put herself out there…then I thought what would happen if the kid found the magazine lying around when he was old enough to realize what the fuck his mom was doing…but based on his mom’s crackhead look, I assume the kid wouldn’t make it to that age alive, or knowing who his crackhead mother was….then I wondered…who the fuck gets off to pregnant women. I mean to me it’s the ultimate “off the market”…”I’m taken, used, beat up, broken, ready for the dumpster like this was prom” thing…The only person who could be into this, is some lonely fuck who can’t get a chick, and knows no chick will even let him knock her up. It’s loneliness and sadness that fuels him being into this. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE I’m sure the same goes for Scarlett Johansson. Her committed fans hate this. Her lonely and sad fans who dreamed of knocking her up love it….and I just think the whole thing is gross…Pregnancy is very rarely a beautiful thing to look at…even when it’s your own pregnancy….but I guess you can’t lock yourself in a basement for 9 months, even if you should. Here’ Scarlett. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Petra Nemcova Titties of the Day

I want to Tsunami all over her….with my dick…only instead of trapping her in a tree while her fiance gets washed away…so I can have her allfor myself….I’m hoping my Tsunami ends with her pregnant…and lock her down forever….She’s amazing.

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Gisele is Wet for Colcci of the Day

Remember when Gisele was all the rage, before Victoria’s Secret fired her for being a dude, and Tom Brady fake married her and fake got her pregnant, cuz she’s the kinda dude a closet case can appreciate to keep up the front, and sure these pictures don’t prove that she’s not a dude, cuz she’s wearing clothes, but they do prove that she’s not fat, and sometimes, especially in America, that’s enough to be considered fantasy, you know since everyone there is fat…. I know some of you closet cases were huge Gisele fans…so I figure seeing her wet will make you happy….and that’s really all I have to say about that….

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I Dont’ Get How are These Kardahsian’s are From the Same Vagina of the Day

What nuclear power plant did the Kardashian mother stand next to when she was pregnant with the monster Khloe, because seriously, these pictures of her standing next to her pregnant sister and totally overpowering her just don’t make sense.

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