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Keira Knightley Dares to Criticize Kate Middleton

Keira Knightley has actually gone there. The veteran actress has written a letter to her husband and three-year old daughter (for Scarlett Curtis’ new book, Feminists Don’t Wear Pink (And Other Lies) in which she takes issue with Kate Middleton. Yes, Knightley has something negative to say about the most universally beloved person on the planet. In the essay, which is titled “The Weaker Sex,” Knightley compares how she looked and acted after childbirth … to how the Duchess of Cambridge appeared mere hours after she and Prince William welcomed their second child. (Knightley actually gave birth a day later.) “She was out of hospital seven hours later with her face made up and high heels on,” wrote Knightley, adding: “The face the world wants to see. Hide. Hide our pain, our bodies splitting, our breasts leaking, our hormones raging. Look beautiful, look stylish, don’t show your battleground, Kate.” This did happen, that much is certain. Looking immaculate and all made up, Middleton smiled for photographers (and, really, the entire world) on the steps on a hospital in London. She did the same thing with her third child, as you can see here: View Slideshow: Kate Middleton Baby Photos: First Precious Look! There was definitely a bit of backlash at the time, but little of it was aimed at Middleton herself. Most of it was focused on a family and a tradition that basically required Middleton to put on this face for millions so soon after giving birth. “Seven hours after your fight with life and death, seven hours after your body breaks open, and bloody, screaming life comes out. Don’t show. Don’t tell,” Knightley wrote. She continued: “Stand there with your girl and be shot by a pack of male photographers. This stuff is easy. It happens every day. What’s the big deal? So does death, you s–t-heads, but you don’t have to pretend that’s easy.” For the record: Kate and William presented their first child Prince George, now 5, and their youngest son Prince Louis, now 5 months old, in the same manner. This is just how a Duchess has to roll. In her letter, though, Knightley thought back to how loved ones visited the hospital after she became a mother and she “wore a hospital gown with paper pants on.” She was still bleeding from childbirth. She recalled how she was exposed, even showing her cellulite, as she hurried to take care of the newborn upon hearing her cries. “My breast is out in front of them all and I don’t care,” she wrote. “Your life is my life. You need me. I’m there. F-ck them all with their eyes watching, their embarrassed faces at my animalistic semi-nudity. Is this soft motherhood?” There was shit and vomit and blood, Knightley remembers, detailing the graphic consequences of childbirth for all women. For Middleton, too. But the world only got a look at the pristine version of this popular Royal. “I remember my battleground,” she writes in this essay. “Your battleground and life pulsating. Surviving. And I am the weaker sex? You are?” It’s an interesting take, isn’t it? What do you think of Knightley’s overall criticism here?

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Meghan Markle’s Sister is Now Trashing Meghan Markle’s Mother

Gosh darn it, Samantha Markle! Just when we were starting to like you. Okay, fine, we weren’t starting to like you. But we were starting to think we were maybe done with your senseless, misguided, cruel and self-serving bashing of Meghan Markle and we’d therefore never need to write about you ever again. This was our hope after you actually apologized last week to half-sister Meghan Markle . Alas, our excitement over being done with you forever was apparently short-lived. Because now you’ve simply gone ahead and switched the target of your wrath from Meghan to her mother, Doria Ragland. Responding to praise for Ragland and Thomas Markle (Meghan and Samantha’s biological father) from some random Twitter user, Samantha went off on the woman her dad once married. “The world does not know that our dad raised her most of the time without the input of her mother especially from age 12 through high school and he gave her everything she had and is,” wrote this evil member of the Markle family. She added of Meghan: “She was never raised as an only child. Truth kids! He is amazing and successful and mags lie.” Meghan and her dad, of course, have been engaged in their own feud ever since the latter did not attend his daughter’s wedding. The Duchess has said very little on this topic, but Thomas has given many interviews in which he’s bashed his famous child as being ungrateful and selfish . Samantha has taken many opportunities to defend him. But she’s typically left Ragland out of her ridiculous rants. Yes, she wrote something back in May about Ragland talking to Oprah at the Royal Wedding, impyling that she was merely using Meghan for her major connections. However, this Twitter barrage was her most pointed attack against Doria by far. “Everything that you think you know from tabloids is a lie. Dad pretty much raised her most of her life on his own and Doria was not around very much,” added Samantha, alleging that Doria “ghosted” Markle for “30 years.” From there, however, Samantha made it clear that she still very much hates Meghan. Referring to the health ailment that befell Thomas literal days before The Royal Wedding , Samantha Tweeted to a fellow Internet user: “You have no idea what is going on behind the scenes. She ignored my father through a heart attack. There is no excuse for it. “You would be mentally ill to think that is OK. Maybe you were the one who needs the counseling.” While this ugly family rivalry that continues to play out in public, Samantha isn’t shy about sharing her theories into why things are estranged. For the record, she claims, Meghan isn’t ignoring her because she has said all this horrible stuff. Instead… “She did not ignore everyone because they spoke out. Everyone spoke out because she started ignoring them. I apologized for my wisecracks. But not for pointing out that she is in the wrong.” Also: “[Meghan] has ghosted both sides of the family. She needs to earn our trust. It is the other way around. You don’t crap on an entire family and then run around crying that you cannot trust everyone.” That’s one way of looking at it, sure. Another way of looking at it is that Meghan hasn’t been going around crying at all. She’s been going around riding Prince Harry in an attempt to have a baby and living her absolute best life. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Prince Harry is Just Railing Meghan Markle 24/7, Source Alleges

According to a revealing new report, Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are very busy these days. Doing what, you may be wondering? Doing EACH OTHER, a possibly reliable source claims! Indeed, with rumors circulating around the Internet that Markle is already pregnant with the couple’s first child, this insider tells Hollywood Life that such claims are premature. There is no small human growing inside Markle’s womb. Not yet anyway. But this doesn’t mean Harry and his relatively new wife aren’t doing all they can to make it happen. They totally are. They are totally engaged in some Royal Railing as often as possible. “Harry is having the best time of his life with his new bride,” some random person who apparently knows every thing tells Hollywood Life, adding: ” Meghan and Harry are enjoying non-stop baby-making sex at all hours of the day. ” It’s unclear just how this person knows that Harry is sticking his scepter inside Meghan’s throne (if you know what we mean!), but Hollywood Life seems pretty confident in its report. And this person seems very much aware of what sort of sex schedule is being kept by the gorgeous Prince and Duchess. “Meghan has an app on her phone that tracks of her fertility, so when she is most likely to conceive, her and Harry make the most of their time together,” the article states. Over the past few weeks, chatter of Markle’s alleged pregnancy has grown stronger than ever. It’s inevitable that the couple will conceive; it’s only a matter of when the blessed event will happen and if Great Britain will survive the chaos that ensues on the baby is confirmed. Oddsmakers and gambling websites across the ocean are banking on an announcement maybe coming as soon as this weekend. But the aforementioned insider explains that Markle is not actually knocked up yet — although the stars certainly would receive an A for effort! “In the mornings, afternoons and at night, they make time for love with a baby being the goal,” this really knowledgable person details, saying of the Prince: “Harry is not complaining at all!” Well, no. How could he when his mouth is full of his wife’s bosom at all hours of everyday? For the record, however, Harry and Markle are not full-time residents of Pound Town because they feel pressure to have a baby. They are too smart and too mature for that. They are well aware of the responsibilties of having a parent and would never make this decision just because a few websites are wondering when it will happen. Heck, Hollywood Life concludes, they don’t even know what is being discussed on social media. “[Meghan] and Harry really don’t pay much attention to all the rumors, as they accept that it’s just part and parcel of being who they are,” says this source. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Meghan Markle Pregnancy Announcement: Coming This Weekend?

Is  Meghan Markle pregnant ? You bet. No, really, you can now bet on this rumor, along with when Markle and Prince Harry will break their major news to the world. According to Bookmakers.tv and Coral, the chances that Markle and Harry are expecting are stronger than ever, with the former gambling service having slashed its odds of a Royal Baby arriving in 2019 from 4/6 to 1/5. The latter site has their odds down to one quarter. For those non-wagering experts out there, the bottom line is simple: You would need to bet a serious amount of money in order to win back a serious amount of money… because these professional bookies think it’s practically inevitable that Markle is pregnant. Such chatter has been circulated on the Internet for months, but it does seem to have been ratched up of late. There’s THIS PHOTO , for instance, which many Internet users think clearly depicts a baby bump. And there’s also the nugget that Markle and Harry have reportedly asked workers to include two nurseries with the renovations being done to their new residence. Not only do these bookies think a baby is inside of Markle’s womb, they think she will make this fact public knowledge any day now. Explains Harry Aitkenhead, the head of wagering company Coral: “It’s Prince Harry’s 34th birthday this weekend and with the couple making no secret of their desire to start a family, we think that it’s almost inevitable now that the latest Royal baby will be arriving in 2019.” So there you have it. This is pure speculation, but still. It’s there. As for what Harry and the Duchess of Sussex will name their firstborn? Odds favrr James at the moment, if it’s a boy, of course. The couple is about to head out on a 16-day tour around Australia, Fiji, the Kingdom of Tonga and New Zealand, according to Kensington Palace. This could mean that an announcement is NOT likely because the stars will be so hard to reach immediately afterward; or it could mean that an announcement is imminent because Harry and Markle won’t need to deal with a gaggle of press inquiries in the days after it is made. We just don’t know for certain. Markle and Harry have verified on occasion that they very much want to start a family. But they never really said when and they’ve managed to remain mum on the subject, even while tabloids spread various lies and gossip. Heck, Meghan has even managed to remain quiet in the face of endless taunts and insults from her very own father and half-sister, the latter of whom recently referred to Markle as a DuchASS. Yes, this really happened . Let’s hope said this half-sister never meets Markle and Harry’s offspring. View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Meghan Markle: In Crisis Mode! Planning Emergency Trip Home!

Meghan Markle has had it, folks. She doesn’t know what to do with herself, almost literally. In this time of desperate need, anger and confusion – as she gets attacked by her awful father left, right and in between – The Duchess of Sussex can only think place to go… … home. According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Markle is planning an emergency trip home to Los Angeles to spend time with her mother, Doria Ragland. She remains very tight with this parent, even while the other parent speaks to every news outlet he can find about how terrible and ungrateful Meghan is as a daughter . “She’s at a breaking point. She needs to escape from the craziness,” an insider explains to this tabloid, adding of Prince Harry’s better half: “Meghan is living in fear of what her father is going to do next.” Can you blame her for thinking this way? Thomas Markle has often said that he has no way of contacting his daughter. His solution, therefore, is to give one disgusting sound bite after another, saying that Markle will “deprive” her future kid of time with the kid’s grandfather, for example… … and taking full credit for all Markle has become. “She became the woman that she is today thanks to everything I did for her,” Thomashas said. “Did I get any recognition for it? Any thanks? She doesn’t even speak to me now. How cold is that?” Markle, as you might expect, can scarcely handle such attacks any longer. Writes the Life & Style source: “Apart from Harry, Doria is the only person Meghan feels she can trust. “She’s holding a crisis meeting with her mom, who has some insight into her ex-husband’s behavior and is hoping to help Meghan figure out how to handle him.” At this point, though, let’s be honest: Who knows how to handle an off-the-rails Thomas Markle? Thomas has lived a quiet and secluded life in Mexico. He didn’t attend the Royal Wedding due to heart problems and Markle responded in an understanding manner. But he’s decided to turn on his child in the months since for some reason, leaving Meghan confounded and heartbroken. “She’s really struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man she once adored and looked up to has stabbed her in the back,” the insider says, adding that Meghan’s husband supports the trip home: “Harry and Doria have spoken on the phone about their concerns for Meghan’s well-being. “Harry agrees that Meghan needs some quality time with her mom.” View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Meghan Markle: In Crisis Mode! Planning Emergency Trip Home!

Meghan Markle: In Crisis Mode! Planning Emergency Trip Home!

Meghan Markle has had it, folks. She doesn’t know what to do with herself, almost literally. In this time of desperate need, anger and confusion – as she gets attacked by her awful father left, right and in between – The Duchess of Sussex can only think place to go… … home. According to the latest issue of Life & Style, Markle is planning an emergency trip home to Los Angeles to spend time with her mother, Doria Ragland. She remains very tight with this parent, even while the other parent speaks to every news outlet he can find about how terrible and ungrateful Meghan is as a daughter . “She’s at a breaking point. She needs to escape from the craziness,” an insider explains to this tabloid, adding of Prince Harry’s better half: “Meghan is living in fear of what her father is going to do next.” Can you blame her for thinking this way? Thomas Markle has often said that he has no way of contacting his daughter. His solution, therefore, is to give one disgusting sound bite after another, saying that Markle will “deprive” her future kid of time with the kid’s grandfather, for example… … and taking full credit for all Markle has become. “She became the woman that she is today thanks to everything I did for her,” Thomashas said. “Did I get any recognition for it? Any thanks? She doesn’t even speak to me now. How cold is that?” Markle, as you might expect, can scarcely handle such attacks any longer. Writes the Life & Style source: “Apart from Harry, Doria is the only person Meghan feels she can trust. “She’s holding a crisis meeting with her mom, who has some insight into her ex-husband’s behavior and is hoping to help Meghan figure out how to handle him.” At this point, though, let’s be honest: Who knows how to handle an off-the-rails Thomas Markle? Thomas has lived a quiet and secluded life in Mexico. He didn’t attend the Royal Wedding due to heart problems and Markle responded in an understanding manner. But he’s decided to turn on his child in the months since for some reason, leaving Meghan confounded and heartbroken. “She’s really struggling to come to terms with the fact that the man she once adored and looked up to has stabbed her in the back,” the insider says, adding that Meghan’s husband supports the trip home: “Harry and Doria have spoken on the phone about their concerns for Meghan’s well-being. “Harry agrees that Meghan needs some quality time with her mom.” View Slideshow: Meghan Markle: 19 Cruelest Things Her Own Family Has Said About the Duchess

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Reality IG: How Daniel Jean Perfected Instagram Comedy

Source: Xilla Valentine / No Kable Productions You’re sitting down mindlessly scrolling through Instagram checking out what your friends did last night, in between Woman Crush Wednesdays or Man Crush Mondays, thirst traps and those funny ass skits to sell you Fashionnova. That’s when you see it. WorldStar posted a couple fighting in Applebees and the woman mashed cake into the guys face. You laugh hysterically, realizing that your leg is numb and it’s time to wipe and go back to being a productive member of society. A few days later, you see this giant uber driver throw his passenger into a fountain in New York City and you can’t believe your eyes while making a mental note never to slap someone twice your size. Part of you starts to question to the legitimacy of the video. Is this real? Remember the pizza delivery guy who opened fire on the robbers who tried to rob him? Fake! It’s something I like to call Reality IG. Skits that seem like real caught on camera moments in ‘the everybody and their momma has a camera phone’ world that we live in. Allow me to introduce you to Daniel Jean . One of the best to do it. Daniel is responsible for a lot of the caught on camera fights you see. Cheating girlfriends, cheating boyfriends, cheating at a game of chess. Daniel started out working with This Is 50’s Jack Thriller as a part of his  Party and Bullshit Show . He would bring flowers, teddy bears and candy to the guests, as a way to promote his luxury car service. A driver needs clients. Eventually, he started driving around Fat Boy SSE , a popular Instagram comic who asked Daniel to be apart of his skit. Eager to help, Daniel hops out of the car with no shoes on ready to play his part totally forget he doesn’t have shoes on. Daniel explained he normally drives barefoot, so he asked to do it over but Fat Boy’s girlfriend is saying no keep doing it with no shoes to which Daniel replies. “What kind of freaky shit are you on this don’t make any sense.” But she said, “it’s perfect it’s funny. I didn’t think it was funny at all. Then Fat Boy said he would just put a little water on your feet while he did this dance routine.” Fat Boy ended up pouring the whole bottle on Daniel’s feet to get a huge reaction out of the unexpected twist that made the video hilarious. Most people laughed at Daniel’s facial expressions. Yet he wanted more, but after reaching out and working with other IG comedians he quickly learned about the politics of “Doing It For The Gram!” So he asked one of his friends with over 200K followers what did she do to get all those followers and “she said I said fuck it.” So that’s exactly what Daniel said. “I said Fuck it. I said fuck it I’m going to put my relationship problems out here in the street and see what happens.” That’s when he started making skits that were grounded in reality, using the people on the streets to add to the humor and shock value to his art. It’s so believable that he’s gotten recognized by NY Daily News, TMZ and other major outlets who don’t know exactly what’s going on. “I know people think there is no way this guy is creative like that to do this skit like that,” Daniel reveals but what he’s doing it working building him a following of over 307K people. Now that’s funny. You can hear more about Daniel Jean’s come up on Free Game w/ Xilla Valentine

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Wendy Williams Says Booger Sugar Addiction Didn’t Stop Her Grind

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Source: Johnny Nunez / Getty Wendy Williams has been candid about her drug use in the past and has never been shy about uncovering her demons considering what she does for a living. The television host and media maven once again shared her tale of being a functioning cocaine addict and defying the odds towards success. ET exclusively reports : “I was a functioning addict though,” she shared. “I would report to work on time and I walked in and all of my coworkers, and including my bosses, would know but instead of firing me, you see, I would grab my headphones and arrogantly walk into the studio and dare them fire me because I was making ratings.” Williams also admitted during the interview that maintaining her wild lifestyle while also getting to work on time every day took work. “[A] functioning addict has several alarm clocks, you’re organized,” she said. “It’s a miracle I was able to stop.” The interview also revealed Williams’ involvement with The Hunter Foundation for the “Be Here” campaign that aims to tackle substance abuse and addiction concerns. — Photo: WENN

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LMAO: This Author Has The Most Ratchetest Romance Titles Your Ratchet Mind Can Imagine

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Source: Bob Thomas / Getty Picture it… You finally have a day off to relax. The skies are clear and the day has just started, so you decide to go to a nice spot outside. But what do you do? Do you sleep? Do you reflect about your life? Or how about something better… You pull out your freshly bought copy of “Sleeping With My Husband’s Side B*tch.” Another project…Still in the planning phases… “SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND'S SIDE BITCH” pic.twitter.com/B1aWpjeXK8 — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Not your cup of tea? Then surely “Pregnant By My Husband’s Grandaddy” will get you hooked. Or maybe the “Juicy Coochie Chronicles.” Another banger in the process of writing…JUICY COOCHIE CHRONICLES. Might be more of a novella series. pic.twitter.com/OBMFO2NDp2 — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Then finish off the evening with “This H*e Got Roaches In Her Crib.” If you want a free .PDF copy of “This B*tch Got Roaches In Her Crib”, join the beta readers' group on FB. The .PDF file is listed in the files section of the group. https://t.co/Z5QFw1yWdx pic.twitter.com/GeX2qFtdCC — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 In case you’re wondering if these are real books… Yes they are. Author Quan Millz is dropping literary masterpieces centered around scandalous tales and over-the-top drama. His publishing house,  5StarLit , tells stories that “range from everyday, regular people to high-level gold diggers, hustlers, players, thieves, dancers, scammers, and white-collar people.” Characters deal with everything from “cheating partners and scandalous side chicks to high-collar corporate deception and politicians whose connections reach deeply into the city’s underworld.” Are you a fan yet? Maybe Quan’s upcoming releases will have you pulling out your coins… More 3 AM title ideas: 3). When A Savage And A Bo$$ B*tch Link Up 4). My Psycho Baby Mama 5). My Psycho Baby Daddy 6). Side Bitch Commandments (already in the works) 7). Fuck Boy Commandments 8). Real Bitches Do Real Things 9). Sleeping With My Pastor's Side N*gga — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Come on…let’s be real… With books like “Once The Side B*tch, Now I’m The Main B*tch,” you’ll be dying to know how one can go from side-chickatry to numero uno in a dude’s life. A part of my current “SIDE BITCH COMMANDMENTS” series. “ONCE THE SIDE BITCH NOW I'M THE MAIN BITCH”. This is a story about the game of side chickatry. Chess for hoes. pic.twitter.com/qONruL4i6J — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 “5StarLit stories are originally devised, designed, and sculpted for our audience. You will  not  find our stories re-hashed under another name or brand, because we literally write with our audience in mind,” the publishing site says. We won’t find these stories re-hashed nowhere? Okay. If you peep their other scandalous books, you might start to believe them. Swipe through for more shocking (and just plain hilarious) titles from the visionary Quan Millz and 5StarLit!

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LMAO: This Author Has The Most Ratchetest Romance Titles Your Ratchet Mind Can Imagine

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Source: Bob Thomas / Getty Picture it… You finally have a day off to relax. The skies are clear and the day has just started, so you decide to go to a nice spot outside. But what do you do? Do you sleep? Do you reflect about your life? Or how about something better… You pull out your freshly bought copy of “Sleeping With My Husband’s Side B*tch.” Another project…Still in the planning phases… “SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND'S SIDE BITCH” pic.twitter.com/B1aWpjeXK8 — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Not your cup of tea? Then surely “Pregnant By My Husband’s Grandaddy” will get you hooked. Or maybe the “Juicy Coochie Chronicles.” Another banger in the process of writing…JUICY COOCHIE CHRONICLES. Might be more of a novella series. pic.twitter.com/OBMFO2NDp2 — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Then finish off the evening with “This H*e Got Roaches In Her Crib.” If you want a free .PDF copy of “This B*tch Got Roaches In Her Crib”, join the beta readers' group on FB. The .PDF file is listed in the files section of the group. https://t.co/Z5QFw1yWdx pic.twitter.com/GeX2qFtdCC — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 In case you’re wondering if these are real books… Yes they are. Author Quan Millz is dropping literary masterpieces centered around scandalous tales and over-the-top drama. His publishing house,  5StarLit , tells stories that “range from everyday, regular people to high-level gold diggers, hustlers, players, thieves, dancers, scammers, and white-collar people.” Characters deal with everything from “cheating partners and scandalous side chicks to high-collar corporate deception and politicians whose connections reach deeply into the city’s underworld.” Are you a fan yet? Maybe Quan’s upcoming releases will have you pulling out your coins… More 3 AM title ideas: 3). When A Savage And A Bo$$ B*tch Link Up 4). My Psycho Baby Mama 5). My Psycho Baby Daddy 6). Side Bitch Commandments (already in the works) 7). Fuck Boy Commandments 8). Real Bitches Do Real Things 9). Sleeping With My Pastor's Side N*gga — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 Come on…let’s be real… With books like “Once The Side B*tch, Now I’m The Main B*tch,” you’ll be dying to know how one can go from side-chickatry to numero uno in a dude’s life. A part of my current “SIDE BITCH COMMANDMENTS” series. “ONCE THE SIDE BITCH NOW I'M THE MAIN BITCH”. This is a story about the game of side chickatry. Chess for hoes. pic.twitter.com/qONruL4i6J — Quan Millz (@AuthorQuanMillz) July 19, 2018 “5StarLit stories are originally devised, designed, and sculpted for our audience. You will  not  find our stories re-hashed under another name or brand, because we literally write with our audience in mind,” the publishing site says. We won’t find these stories re-hashed nowhere? Okay. If you peep their other scandalous books, you might start to believe them. Swipe through for more shocking (and just plain hilarious) titles from the visionary Quan Millz and 5StarLit!

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