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Word just over the transom at ML HQ has announced U.S. release dates for 3D Sex and Zen: Extreme Ecstasy , the stereoscopic erotic blockbuster apparently banned in mainland China but ready for a Stateside debut Aug. 12. Indeed, after the jump, find the first press release in film-industry history to combine the phrases, “Adapted from the ancient Chinese text,” “glossy cinematography,” and, “No one under 18 will be admitted.” Read on for the opening day nearest you.

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Save the Date! Groundbreaking 3-D Asian Smut Hits Theaters Aug. 12
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Hey Virgin Losers who are really into collecting cuz it is the only thing that calms your apergers…from comic books, to fantasy, to superheros, action figure, sci/fi and aliens…you’re a recipe for never getting laid cuz you’re too socially awkward and annoying… But here’s some pussy you can pretend is going to marry you after you make millions programming the next facebook, at the premiere of Captain America, some comic book shit, for you to masturbate to, cuz you can lie to yourself and pretend that they are actually into superhero virgin loser shit, I mean why else would they show up to the event if they didn’t, ya know, it can’t have anything to do with getting paid or taking advantage of getting in the media in photos….idiots… Either way here’s the pussy from the premiere I wasn’t invited to…. Maria Menounos Looks better on the beach having a pussy slip than in this crazy outfit, but at least it’s tight… Amanda Righetti – I have no idea who this bitch is but I can assume she’s at the event for the press…..and I don’t really care what her motivation is…I’m more interested in whether the carpet matches the drapes….cuz as scared as I am from the devil spawn redheads of the world…I totally want to fuck one…cuz I haven’t yet… Jamie Chung is Asian….and Asians are like robots and respect men like you who like computers….so maybe you should focus on China for your potential future wives…. Zoe Saldana’s long chain smoking legs that weren’t wrapped around my neck and/or shoulders when she was in Montreal filming last month cuz she’s got no respect or consideration for me…or really any loser…cuz she may be your sexual avatar fantasy, all sci/fi and shit…but she only does that for the money… Hayley Atwell Got Tit I still have no idea who Elsa Pataky is….but I know she’s been getting hype…and these pics make me wonder why…. Vanessa Pudgens….in the highest heels possible and loosest dress ever…in efforts to hide the pudge….that I think is pregnancy or emotional eating both related to her being a kiddie porn producer….back when she took nude pics when she was 17….

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The 30-year-old Houston Rockets centre, who became the NBA#39;s first superstar player from Asia, started his NBA career as the top draft pick in 2002. His selection was met with scepticism about whether the signature product of China#39;s massive state sports system would ever earn the affection of the league#39;s fans. Basketball star Yao Ming announced his retirement on Wednesday after a trail-blazing career that made him China#39;s best-known athlete abroad and helped spur the game#39;s gl
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The 48-year-old could not be found at his condominum unit in Orchard Road. His hair salon at Orchard Central had been repossessed by its landlord as well. The managing director of the salon first catapulted into the news earlier this year when my paper exposed him for his photoshop tricks. Singapore hairstylist Jonal Chong, first exposed for editing himself into a photo with Hollywood A-lister Nicole Kidman, has reportedly gone missing. A large poster of him posing with Nicole Kidman had hung
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This is Liverpool#39;s first trip to Malaysia. They began their Asian tour with a 4-3 victory over China#39;s Guangdong Sunray Cave on Wednesday. Liverpool, who kicked off their Asian tour in China three days ago, made 11 changes to their line-up after the break, and it paid dividends as they gave the 80,000-strong crowd at Malaysia#39;s biggest football stadium, the Bukit Jalil National Stadium, their money#39;s worth. Star signing Charlie Adam opened his account with a goal for Liverpool as

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Liverpool vs Malaysia 2011 friendly soccer
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Barron Hilton was sued by Fernando Tellez, who was working at a gas station on Pacific Coast Highway when Barron, then 18, rolled up in 2008. Hilton was drunk. And allegedly hit Tellez with his Mercedes. Tellez#39;s attorney claims he suffered “permanent disability” and has been forced to “undergo multiple surgeries and medical procedures” since. Paris Hilton#39;s younger brother Barron just got shellacked in court, with a judge ordering him to pay nearly $5 million for hitting a guy with his

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Barron Hilton in DUI Case
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American singer Lady Gaga arrived in Taipei, southeast China#39;s Taiwan, July 1, 2011, starting her five-day promotional visit to Taiwan. Pop diva Lady Gaga arrived in Taiwan on Friday to kick off her first visit to the island, sporting a long black and gold wig and blowing kisses to the delight of fans. Several cable news channels broadcast live as Lady Gaga got off her private jet and walked towards the waiting media before posing briefly for photos. Fans outside the hotel where she is sta

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Beyonce debuted her “Year Of 4″ documentary on MTV, BET, VH1 and Centric last night. The 20-minute clip was jam-packed with behind-the-scenes footage of her year-long hiatus, some of which she filmed herself by handcam. From riding a toboggan past the Wall of China and scuba-diving in the Red Sea to flying in the Tofu Tofu dancers from Africa to help her with her “Run The World (Girls)” video and asking hubby Jay-Z to help her select the final songs for her album “4,” viewers were blessed with seeing a side of Beyonce we never have before. Watch her make demands, cry, and perform below. It’s a must-see! On Why She took a break After I finished the last tour I was a bit overwhelmed and over worked. My mother was the person that preached to me and almost harassed me everyday after I was doing the last world tour. “You really need to live your life and open your eyes and you don’t want to wake up with no memories and never really [have] been able to see the world.” I never even realized I needed a year off and I never realized that I didn’t know how to take a year off. On parting ways with her father I’ve been managed by my father for a long time and a real change meant separating from him. It was scary but it empowered me and I wasn’t going to let fear stop me. It was very risky for me to step out on my own. Being a young woman I want to set the example that it’s possible for us to own our own businesses and own our own record labels. Sometimes we don’t reach for the stars, sometimes we are satisfied with what people tell us that we’re suppose to be satisfied with and I’m just not going for it. Beyonce Surprises Kids At Harlem’s Target [PHOTOS & VIDEO] Bey’s “Run The World (Girls)” Alternate Version: Less Dancing, More Men [NEW VIDEO] Win Beyonce’s New Album “4″! [CONTEST]
Beyonce Chronicles The “Year of 4″ In New Mini-Documentary [FULL VIDEO]