Chloe Grace Moretz has such a creepy fan base…you. She’s heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, social awkward, creeper with mental disorders, comic book people…like you…who all are really into her beacuase they are easily excitable…when it comes to vagina… They think she’s “really cute…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…assuming they think much more than “Look at her in those spandex suits as she was going through puberty….can’t wait til she turns 18″….well she’s 18…and the paparazzi are following her around as she wears shorts..in what is pretty much not erotic…but more importantly…remind me of 45 year old mom Reese Witherspoon….the last thing you’d want in an 18 year old you’ve been watching ripen to the point in which you can legally say you want to fuck. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Ass in Shorts of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…as she was going through puberty…. So marketed at 14 as this future babe, making a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..she turns 18…then she turned 18…and it made it ok for them to finally jerk off to her…because you know they are good dudes who would never do that before she turned 18…that’d be wrong.. Well, here she is in a weird cum shot angle if this was a porn, looking like a teen runaway in a pair of ripped pantyhose, which if you’re like me, you appreciate because ripping pantyhose is the way into the pussy hole…and it’s all very erotic if you write the right story around it… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz, Hollywood star, heavily marketed to nerds, virgin loser, comic book people…who all are really into and think she’s “really cute”…like she was the next Emma Watson or Emma Stone, why isn’t her name Emma, all the nerd bitches are named Emma”…as she was going through puberty…. So marketed at 14 as this future babe, making a bunch of old losers watch and wait, excited for that glorious day..she turns 18…then she turned 18…and it made it ok for them to finally jerk off to her…because you know they are good dudes who would never do that before she turned 18…that’d be wrong.. Well, here she is in a weird cum shot angle if this was a porn, looking like a teen runaway in a pair of ripped pantyhose, which if you’re like me, you appreciate because ripping pantyhose is the way into the pussy hole…and it’s all very erotic if you write the right story around it… The post Chloe Grace Moretz Ripped Pantyhose for the Perverts of the dAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I'm writing an essay about my parents and hearing this from my dad about my mom made me cry. 27 years of marriage. So wrote a girl named Sydney on Twitter, explaining to followers the basis behind the multitude of text messages from her father that subsequently appeared on her page. Why did these text messages make her cry? You'll soon find out. Just be warned: you may want to purchase a box of Kleenex and have it handy before you read any further… 1. This is Sydney She had no idea what to expect when she asked her dad about falling in love with her mom. But we’re guessing she never would have expected the heartfelt words that follow… 2. The Assignment: Simple enough, right? But we need to take a much closer look at these details text messages… 3. The Romance Started as a Joke: Not often you see a Star Wars reference in this context? Also: “My beautiful queen.” Our hearts are melting already. 4. From There: The dad doesn’t pretend that this was a fairy tale. There were rough patches. 5. R2D2 Forever! No wonder Sydney is crying. She saved her parents’ marriage! 6. All in the Family: Okay, great. Now WE’RE crying, too. View Slideshow
Back in Farrah Abraham endorsed Donald Trump for president . Now, the evil clown of the Teen Mom franchise is taking a page from her political counterpart’s playbook. Or at least copying and pasting some of his angriest tweets. As we reported earlier, Farrah is feuding with Kailyn Lowry in one of the most one-sided celebrity feuds in recent memory. Basically, Farrah is engaging in one of her usual bullying campaigns; Kailyn is standing up to her; and absolutely no one is on Farrah’s side, which is enough to give us a shred of hope in the future of humanity. For reasons that remain unclear, Farrah recently accused Kailyn of getting pregnant for a second time in order to remain relevant. Considering Kailyn was in her twenties, married, and already starring on a reality show at the time of her second pregnancy, it was sort of an odd claim to make. Kailyn pointed this out and also criticized Farrah for picking a fight with Amber Portwood on the latest reunion show, and that was enough to make Farrah change course and lock onto a new target, like some sort of surgically-enhanced Terminator. “Hey @F1abraham, do you ever have anything nice to say about anyone?” Kailyn tweeted yesterday, in response to Farrah’s latest trash-talk. “Yes real people who aren’t fake puppets of @mjfree production company,” Farrah replied, referring to the company that produces Teen Mom and Teen Mom 2 . “Thanks for asking sweetie hope you stay out of the drama.” “Hard to stay out of it when you bring my name into interviews and say I got pregnant to stay relevant,” Kailyn aptly pointed out. Realizing the entirety of Teen Mom Twitter had Kailyn’s back, Farrah stopped replying and started trying to play the victim: “I never said anything and I have no idea why she’s causing a fight to get attention,” Farrah told Radar Online in a recent interview. “I’m over all the other Teen Moms and I’m bored with their antics.” Farrah is often and accurately described as not all that bright, but she’s realizes that Trump’s America is a place where facts hold no power, and idiocy is no longer a detriment. Soon, the student will become the master. Clearly Farrah is well prepared for her 2020 presidential run. Sure, she won’t be old enough, but by then, the Constitution will have been completely re-written by Steve Bannon complete with listicles about which DC-area pizzerias are guilty of sex slave trafficking and pepperoni skimping. View Slideshow: Kailyn Lowry: Timeline of a Turbulent Teen Mom Life
For many, 2016 was not a year to remember. Just take a look at who passed away. At what sort of events befell the world. At who was elected President of the United States . But there were at least a few hundred thousand adorable reasons why 2016 wasn't so bad after all: lots of babies were born! And, according to BabyCenter.com, in descending order, these were the most popular names given to girls by their parents over the past 12 months… 19. Chloe Chloe Grace Moretz is one of the most outspoken young actresses out there. You could do worse than to name your child after her. 18. Madison Wow. We never would guessed that so many parents would be such big fans of Holly Madison. It’s a big deal to name your child after someone! 17. Adalyn There is no one famous named Adalyn. But it means “noble,” so this is a photo of John Noble. 16. Aubrey We love Aubrey Plaza! We approve of this name! 15. Madelyn We can only assume that many parents out there watch Kate Plus 8 and like Madelyn Gosselin best. 14. Emily Many options we could go with here, but Emily Blunt has a big year, with The Girl on the Train and everything. View Slideshow
Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one . » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Chloe Grace Moretz is built like a bit of a tank, all broad shouldered, small breasted, showing cleavage but more importantly showing her inner thigh, that I assumed was a panty pic, but that wasn’t a panty pic, because she’s not a slut like that… I figure since she was a young child star in comic based movies, her fan base fucking loves seeing pics of her doing anything…from inner thigh they want to slowly lick up to the golden 18 year old pocket of sunshine and strawberries and cream….her honeypot….or more likely down to her feet…because comic book weirdos are scared of vagina, they’ve never seen them…but foot fetishes, they can do…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz’ Inner Thigh of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz doesn’t have a thigh gap, how the fuck can any dude jerk off to her, or think she’s hot, based on that fact alone. I find it arrogant of her to not have a thigh gap, in this day and age of thigh gaps being all the rage, the basis of a woman’s beauty…not this thighs rubbing together like some kind of obese bitch drinking her milkshake while waking on the sidewalk in front of me, her legs making more skin on skin noise than when I have unlubricated sex with girls who really like me, or who I think would like me if they were still alive… The real tragedy in all this is that her dad is a fucking plastic surgeon…he’s probably got the Lypo machine in his bedroom closet, there’s no excuse for this filth…disgusting.. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Doesn’t Have a Thigh Gap of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Plastic Surgeon daughter Chloe Grace Moretz who has a freaky pervert creeper fan base of her own – despite not being hot – or taking advantage of some of the dad’s services – unless of course this is after her built her in his operating room – before sending her off with her brother to make the family proud in movies…. But she’s at the beach jumping, like some clunky ballerina, all these girls are trained ballerina’s it’s part of the parents trying to prostitute them…. THIS probably ISN’T a fetish in and of itself, which doesn’t really apply to Chloe Grace because she’s a fetish in and of herself, guys are just into her for her action / comic book character role, and nerds are consistent in their obsessions…so anything she does, even if she’s average level hot, is enough for them…. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini in the Domincan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
