Listen, I love Chloe Grace Moretz as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but I’ve got to call ’em like I see ’em, and this outfit she wore to Coach’s annual summer party in New York is pretty much the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. Luckily, we’re still getting a peek at Chloe’s legs, so at least it’s not a total bust, but I expect a lot more from this up-and-coming A-list hottie. Specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess. Photos: WENN.com
Apparently Chloe Grace Moretz has a nipple ring that David Beckham’s son cums all over…young love or some shit…that probably involves shit…because even when I was 18, I was fucking girls up the ass, they were religious and / or disgusted by the idea of giving me their virginity and thinking about that for the rest of their lives….I get it… I don’t get why this nipple pic is so shit, I figure if you want to decorate that tit, put it out there, even if your tits are underdeveloped and weird, something her fans probably like since they fell for her when she was 12 and her plastic surgeon dad and his god complex – made him confident she’d exist…but not confident enough to give her free implants….. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Nipple Ring of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
You know…I don’t love Chloe Grace Moretz, she’s freshly turned 18, so she’s only existed as a sexual object for a few months – and she just didn’t resonate with me. Then I factor in the fact that she’s some annoying rich kid to begin with, whored out as a kid to make more money for the family and to make her Plastic Surgeon dad proud after making a life giving bitch’s tits back in Georgia or wherever they are from…only to get into movies and to get celebrity at a young age making for an extra cunt… But it turns out her cunt is extra, or has extra cunt that barely fits in her fitness pants, eating up all that fabric like it’s hungry after a workout..and from this day forward, I proclaim myself a Chloe Grace Moretz fan…or maybe I’m just into her cameltoe…either way – lovely. The post Chloe Grace Moretz Cameltoe of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lindsay Lohan is everything….including a clever little censor who doesn’t want the world to see her tits because she’s already shown the world her tits and it didn’t really do much for her….other than make people bored of her…not because she has bad tits, in fact she’s got amazing tits, but once you see the tits you don’t really need the girl anymore…you got what you want..partially because fucking her will make your dick fall off, but also becuase she’ll never fuck you – she aims for money to maintain her lifestyle – she’s Lohan…you know…pretty A list name, even though she hasn’t worked… So she’s being subtle and coy, showing us she’s in a bathing suit..but making sure the railing blocks out everything that matters…and that is a tragedy….because I love Lohan as she falls apart, she’s a reminder of the glory days but more importantly – her tits are glorious… She’s probably the biggest pain in the ass to hang out with – or date – even her face in these pics looks like she’s mad and complaining..that’s why I SAY solve the issue with the only redeeming thing we can…tits…and she can’t even get that right… She posted this pussy / bikini bottom not panty / flash on her instagram – good work girl…not that it’s actually work, I mean it’s Lohan…getting out of bed and not dying of a drug overdose is her idea of working…but it is panty flash! The post Old Man Lindsay Lohan in a Bathing Suit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I guess her family didn’t rob her of a normal childhood…because here’s Ariel Winter the 18 year old who has already had her tits remodeled thanks to being on TV since she was very young thanks to her parents whoring her out….at prom…like a normal girl… Unlike a normal girl, she was home schooled on set where the teacher did all the work for her, as the actors union forced the production company to have her in school while acting…but like all actors they get to go through the motions and really pretend in their vapid empty but well paid existence that they really experienced it…bullshit, but cleavage pics…. The post Ariel Winter Went to Prom of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I like this vagina forward picture of Hailee Steinfeld, not because I think Hailee Steinfeld is hot, despite her looking fitter than ever… I never watched True Grit, and if I did, I wouldn’t have eagerly waited for the actress’ 18th birthday so that I can finally jerk off to her without guilt… I assume that so many Hailee Steinfeld fans are creeps who fall for an actress when they are underage and stick it out….when they are of age because it feels less wrong. It happened with Lohan, Chloe Grace, Harry Potter Chick and pretty much any girl who turned 18 while famos…. I never liked Hailee Steinfeld, especially not her pop career, if anything I find it laughable and a sign of the times where anyone with any level of low level fame, can put out an album to cash out.. even if she’s making fucking bank on songs about her masturbating…and touching herself…doesn’t mean it’s godo… I just like the vagina forward stance because it reminds me of an old joke about a girl with a vagina that would chase people and the host body that couldn’t control it….you wouldn’t understand…no one understands… She has ass from a great angle in a skimpy bottom… She also Had hard nipples in a one piece….. I guess the nice thing about Steinfeld is that she’s not posting the shameless pics on social media like Lohan, she lets the paparazzi do it so she looks innocent and angelic when we all know they are all a bunch of whores! TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Hailee Steinfeld in Bikini of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz is braless, which isn’t that interesting because she’s got those underdeveloped conular tits, just a set of nipples on her strong chest….and I get that being braless is the style, no girls wear bras, especially those under 25…it’s no big deal… To the perverts like you and me, we see a girl with her tits, hard nippled, out in public being gratuitous…knowing she’d be seen and shot by the paparazzi…probably because she called the paparazzi…so she figured she’d make her outfit count for her creepy fans – the nerds. But she was a girl who called Kim K out, only to retract her statement like a pussy faggot bitch, for being gratuitous with her nude pics for “feminism”…because we all know nothing the Kardashians do is for feminism, even if they are women getting paid, they are doing it like whores… So the girl calling out a girl for shameless erotica – is producing erotica…subtle..but the same thing….like calling the pot calling the Armenian black when everyone knows she just fucks the blacks… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Braless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Grace Moretz may be very famous, booking all kinds of movies, probably getting paid A-Lister money, not Jennifer Lawrence money, but in the same handful of younger girls who are getting blockbuster movies, girls that nerds and virgins who still go to movies fucking love, girls who can book the blockbuster movies because talent agencies don’t like cultivating too many stars, they like to focus on the few and keep the same girls getting the jobs or some shit.. I don’t find her hot, but I do like her bralette that you can see through her shirt, some training bra style, no wire, no padding underwear like she wasn’t 18, but 12 and just hitting puberty…which is what I assume the people who are into her are into… In reality, I just posted this because I wanted to say Bralette. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Grace Moretz Has a Bralette on of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I live in French Canada, so the name Jojo reminds me of some toothless obese woman who reads tarot cards while sucking on Maple Syrup and making Poutines smoking her ghetto cigarettes in some small ghetto shanty town greasy spoon…you know the kind of girl who was a hot, anal loving stripper up until 25 years old, before aging terribly like all french trash does…so it is hard for me to take her seriously, but then again, I don’t think anyone takes JOJO seriously, she’s was a one hit wonder when she was a kid and perverts loved her, only for her to take a decade off living off her small pile of money and fucking black guys…but the last 2 years she’s been back, trying to get attention and it’s come to this… Posting nipples on snapchat in a see through for her fans like some common instagram hooker trying to make her rent by either recruiting her followers to send her money, or buy her shit off her AMAZON wishlist, or to get more followers – because that’s probably what she’s doing…and thank god it’s come to this – because nipples are more fun than JOJO… The post Jojo’s Nipple for Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Ashley Tisdale has been a target on the site forever and everyone gets mad at me and by everyone I mean one person once in every 10 posts I do on her because that’s the impact I have on the world….and the impact my comments about Ashley Tisdale’s busted up face, despite the botched nose job, and the make-up contouring not being hot…knowing that her audience thinks is fucking hot…because you can’t expect much out of pervert dudes…who want to have a girl who doesn’t give them any love to lust…even if she’s married, old and washed up even when she was in High School Musical at the peak of her career…because some people can’t move on from crushes, and even kill their crushes, because their love is so irrational and intense… But I’ve always given her credit for being fit and that a face doesn’t matter when these people age so having a great body is everything…not to mention when jerking off to women, there’s always one body part you can focus on to cum. No matter how ugly, how broken down, how annoying…there’s something there…and the reality is that if I am posting a bitch on the site, it’s my way of saying “hey girl, you’re worth my three minutes it takes to write nonsense no one cares about because they are just here for the tits… Tits she’s showing in a sheer top, she was well aware of being sheer, because she put pasties to cover up anything good that could have happened from wearing it, but I guess pasties on Ashley Tisdale speaks to her creepy fans who don’t necessarily need a pasties fetish to appreciate…they just like anything that involves Tisdale…weird. I’m more into nipples than covering up nipples…but I’ll post it anyway…for old times. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Ashley Tisdale Pasties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
