When looking at Chloe Moretz in her bikini photohsoot with herself on vacation in Mexico, where she’s integrated some white guy to distract from the recent gossip that she was fucking Chance the Rapper…I am forced to wonder one very important thing about her 18 year old existence and that is…what is the biggest thing besides a dick that she’s put inside her vagina…since turning 18, obviously…perverts…. She’s boring, I wonder what shade her asshole is… That’s all for now…stay tuned more insight from me… The post Chloe Moretz at the Pool with a White Guy of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
STARS. ARE. EVERYWHERE. I don't know what breed Nikki Reed's puppy is, but I wish to cuddle with that ball of fuzz. Across the pond, Sarah Ferguson (it pains me to call her the Duchess of York) attended a charity ball at Claridge's. Courteney Cox, Alessandra Ambrosio and Molly Sims ran errands in Brentwood, CA, while Mark Salling was spotted at his bank for the first time since being charged with possession of child pornography . Ok Happy Weekend! 1. Mark Salling Visits The Bank Mark Salling was spotted at his West Hollywood bank on January 14th, 2016. 2. Courteney Cox Shops at the Brentwood Country Mart Courteney Cox was spotted out shopping at Brentwood Country Mart in Brentwood, CA on January 14th, 2016. 3. Maria Bello: AwesomenessTV’s special fan screening of ‘The 5th Wave’ Maria Bello at AwesomenessTV’s special fan screening of ‘The 5th Wave’ on January 14th, 2016. 4. Molly Sims Shops in Brentwood Molly Sims shops in Brentwood, CA on January 14th, 2016. 5. Courtney Love: LOVE, COURTNEY BY NASTY GAL Launch Party Nasty Gal founder Sophia Amoruso and Courtney Love celebrated the launch of LOVE, COURTNEY BY NASTY GAL, the brand’s first ever celebrity collaboration, with a party at Nasty Gal’s Hollywood boutique on January 13th, 2016. Attendees donned mini tiaras and were treated to cake and champagne. 6. Chloe Grace Moretz: AwesomenessTV’s special fan screening of ‘The 5th Wave’ Chloe Grace Moretz attends AwesomenessTV’s special fan screening of ‘The 5th Wave’ in Los Angeles on January 14th, 2016 View Slideshow
Here’s some Chloe Moretz for Modern Luxury magazine….because she’s modern, she’s luxurious, she’s it, she’s now, she’s current, she exists, and many nerdy dudes have jerked off to her when she was underage….THANKS MOM FOR PUTTING ME INTO SPANDEX SUPERHERO MOVIES WHEN I WAS 12…. But then again, she looks 40, so I don’t know, maybe that being 12 in that superhero movie was just hollywood magic as Hollywood hates working with kids, their unions are so annoying with their restrictions and requirements, so that it’s just easier to find an underdeveloped 18 year old to pay a 12 year old… I’m sure you’ve already thought of that while jerking off to her 12 year old body in that movie…it makes your perversion more acceptable… I am indifferent on this one, but when any girl is posing in stretches wearing leotards, I appreciate the effort…or in this case…the modern luxury… Here she is for XMAS!! With her Mom….or as she prefers to be called…her pimp… The post Chloe Moretz Booty Shot is Modern and Luxurious of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
The biggest scandal in Chloe Moretz’s public life is that she’s playing the live action Little Mermaid…and she’s going to have Blonde hair…even though Ariel has red hair…how could they do this… I think the bigger scandal in Chloe Moretz’s career should be that she’s got no nipples…at least not in lace shirts… But you perverts don’t care, you’re committed to the cause, and that cause is barely 18 year olds you’ve been masturbating since they were 12…freak… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Moretz Has No Nipples of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Perverts everywhere love Victoria Justice. She’s catering to them by posting a picture of her in a bikini to snap chat… Because why else would she be posting pictures of her in a bikini… FOr her teen girls fan, to be like “hey girls, i have a bikini, check it out,it’s so cute, let’s compare vaginas and scissor…OMG so fun.”… Fuck off, you’re a softcore, very softcore pornographer and this is what you do to get dudes to jerk off to you… Victorialicious, another Disney slut, trained by Disney to give dads forced to watch shitty TV, to keep watching shitty TV..with their kids as they all get brain washed… The post Victoria Justice Bikini Snapchat of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Chloe Mortez….blah blah blah..jail bait… Blah blah blah….was in a nerd movie as an action figure…blah blah blah…which made nerds like her…blah blah blah…more than they should like a 14 year old…we’re talking Jared from Subway level of like…well…blah blah blah…she’s 18 and on set in a mini skirt… WHO FUCKING CARES…why do I post this shit…I hate myself for participating in this, and I hate you, one reader, my only reader, for makig me do this everyday instead of getting a real job, like working as a greeter at Walmart or something as rewarding as when I worked in an old folks home changing old diaper..because dying people shit..is one of the worst smells possible…but better than this…I’vebeen there. I know. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Chloe Moretz in a Short Skirt of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
I know that Chloe Moretz is a “serious actress” and everything, but I’m glad to see she’s been taking my career advice seriously too. Because whether she ever gets her Oscar or not, it’s never too late to start planning for a second career. And if you ask me, Chloe’s got a lot of promise as a future hot nobody. Especially if she keeps putting on leg shows like this for the paps. And trust me, it’s a lot more rewarding of a gig than this acting crap. Well, at least for us perverts anyway. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews
I’m really glad to see that Chloe Grace Moretz is taking this whole hot nobody career move seriously. Because first it was eating in front of the paps , and now she’s heading out in skintight leggings. And if she keeps going at this rate, she’s going to be a serious front-runner for a Hot Nobody Oscar by the end of the year — which, in case you were wondering, is just an empty beer bottle I spray-painted gold and a coupon for a free back rub from yours truly. So, in other words, yeah, it’s a pretty big deal. Good luck, Chloe! Photos: PacificCoastNews
Nicki Minaj loves her ass. I guess it’s made her a lot of money, or maybe it gets her a lot of attention, because she milks it harder than the farmer milks the cow it is big enough to belong to… I mean I can only assume this big ass generation of girls and guys who love those big ass girls…have been sending Nicki Minaj praise over the internet, because every chance she gets, she puts the ass out there… Maybe she was fat growing up and none of the white boys in her white community cuz she’s white and this hip hop thing is an act to sell to white girls…but now she’s embraced it because it is in trend… Or maybe it doesn’t matter because I am all about her exploiting her fat ass, cuz girls with fat asses bring me job, at least when it comes to staring at said asses…I am always up for a good twerk in skimpy shorts video to bring me very very low levels of joy.
