Chloe Moretz is not exciting to me. She’s some 17 year olds in a bikini, but I don’t really need to tell you that, because you comic book nerds have been masturbating to her since she was 11 because she was in a superhero outfit and I guess that outfit overrides the fact that you’re a fucking creepy fucking pervert…so maybe these bikini pics won’t excite you because they aren’t “Action figure” enough for you…or maybe they will excite you so much that you won’t be able to leave your house for a fucking month, not that you ever do, you’re too busy in your RPG video game and these pics have nothing to do with your social awkwardness, they just compliment it… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Pele is dead. At least one were to trust CNN, which many people understandably might given its (rapidly diminishing) reputation as a real news organization. Fortunately for Pele, and unfortunately for CNN’s future, he is alive and well. The 74-year-old soccer legend is doing just fine despite a death hoax that gained steam on Friday and apparently duped the CNN show New Day . And as a result, the network erroneously tweeted that Pele died (see below): A rep for Pele quickly shot down this “breaking” story and confirmed he’s A-O-K. A rep for CNN confirmed the network is going off the air in May. Just kidding! Death hoaxes and false death rumors have always been around, but they’ve become 100 times common in the age of social media and declining journalism. Just ask Pawn Stars’ Chumlee or Wayne Knight in the past month alone. Check out our gallery of stars the Internet has fake-killed below: Celebrity Death Hoaxes: Stars the Internet Fake-Killed Open Slideshow 1. Lil Wayne Lil Wayne has been the subject of more than one death hoax over the years … and more than one actual near-death experience. So it’s believalble. View As List 1. Lil Wayne Lil Wayne has been the subject of more than one death hoax over the years … and more than one actual near-death experience. So it’s believalble. 2. Sharkeisha Sharkeisha was killed off by an Internet hoax, not long after she nearly killed a classmate with this insane sucker punch. 3. Wayne Knight Wayne Knight is alive and well. 4. Chumlee Pawn Stars’ Chumlee is not dead, despite a hoax indicating as much. 5. Celine Dion Celine Dion was fake-killed on Facebook pretty recently. 6. Chloe Moretz Chloe Moretz was far from pleased about the hoax that killed her online. 7. Bindi Irwin Bindi Irwin is alive, well and all grown up! 8. Jon Bon Jovi Jon Bon Jovi is still healthy and rocking out hard … thank goodness! 9. Cher Cher may be getting up there in years, but she’s in good health. 10. Vanilla Ice Vanilla Ice is the perfect candidate for such a hoax, but he’s actually in a pretty good place lately. 11. Eddie Murphy Stop trying to kill Eddie Murphy online, people. 12. Kanye West Rumors of Kanye West’s demise are about as real as Kim Kardashian’s face (not very). 13. Tiger Woods Tiger Woods killed his career for a time in 2009, but rest assured, he is physically alive. 14. Spencer Pratt Some of you may be strangely let down by the fact that Spencer Pratt death rumors were fake. 15. Sinbad Sinbad was done in by his own Wikipedia page. 16. Jeff Goldblum The Jeff Goldblum death hoax was one of the most notorious. 17. Justin Bieber In March 2012, “RIP Justin Bieber” really pissed off the legions of Beliebers who enjoy being overly aggressive and emotional about their douchebag hero in 140 characters or less. 18. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton fell victim to a fictional car crash in September 2012 … and in 2007, was allegedly shanked to death in jail. 19. Taylor Lautner The rumor mill got creative for the death of Taylor Lauther in 2010. When his death started trending on Twitter, the story was that Lautner had been “drugged by strippers.” 20. Eminem Reports of Eminem’s death have been greatly exaggerated. 21. Pele The Pele death hoax even duped CNN.
Trey Songz has become the latest victim of a Twitter hoax today, but the R&B singer was not killed off a la Chumlee or Wayne Knight by the Internet. He was merely outed as gay. Rumors that Trey Songz came out began circulating on social media after a doctored tweet purportedly sent from his Twitter account surfaced online. News of his supposed coming out soon provoked myriad responses and re-tweets, with reactions ranging from amused to surprised to apathetic. The “Dive In” singer soon hit back at the tricksters responsible, denying that he’s gay and ripping those that made crude comments at his expense, “The things you people craft up with hatred in your hearts … the things people believe without question, or validity, all baffles me,” he said. “Photoshop and a retweet is all people need to believe, any and everything. I feel bad for the impressionable, no minds of their own,” he added later. “If I’m gay then Tupac bringing me a ounce for this session wit Biggie tomorrow,” Songz concluded. “No weapon. #LOVE. Last tweet was funny doe!!” Here’s a look at some memorable celebrity hoaxes over the years … Celebrity Death Hoaxes: Stars the Internet Fake-Killed Open Slideshow 1. Lil Wayne Lil Wayne has been the subject of more than one death hoax over the years … and more than one actual near-death experience. So it’s believalble. View As List 1. Lil Wayne Lil Wayne has been the subject of more than one death hoax over the years … and more than one actual near-death experience. So it’s believalble. 2. Sharkeisha Sharkeisha was killed off by an Internet hoax, not long after she nearly killed a classmate with this insane sucker punch. 3. Wayne Knight Wayne Knight is alive and well. 4. Chumlee Pawn Stars’ Chumlee is not dead, despite a hoax indicating as much. 5. Celine Dion Celine Dion was fake-killed on Facebook pretty recently. 6. Chloe Moretz Chloe Moretz was far from pleased about the hoax that killed her online. 7. Bindi Irwin Bindi Irwin is alive, well and all grown up! 8. Jon Bon Jovi Jon Bon Jovi is still healthy and rocking out hard … thank goodness! 9. Cher Cher may be getting up there in years, but she’s in good health. 10. Vanilla Ice Vanilla Ice is the perfect candidate for such a hoax, but he’s actually in a pretty good place lately. 11. Eddie Murphy Stop trying to kill Eddie Murphy online, people. 12. Kanye West Rumors of Kanye West’s demise are about as real as Kim Kardashian’s face (not very). 13. Tiger Woods Tiger Woods killed his career for a time in 2009, but rest assured, he is physically alive. 14. Spencer Pratt Some of you may be strangely let down by the fact that Spencer Pratt death rumors were fake. 15. Sinbad Sinbad was done in by his own Wikipedia page. 16. Jeff Goldblum The Jeff Goldblum death hoax was one of the most notorious. 17. Justin Bieber In March 2012, “RIP Justin Bieber” really pissed off the legions of Beliebers who enjoy being overly aggressive and emotional about their douchebag hero in 140 characters or less. 18. Paris Hilton Paris Hilton fell victim to a fictional car crash in September 2012 … and in 2007, was allegedly shanked to death in jail. 19. Taylor Lautner The rumor mill got creative for the death of Taylor Lauther in 2010. When his death started trending on Twitter, the story was that Lautner had been “drugged by strippers.” 20. Eminem Reports of Eminem’s death have been greatly exaggerated.
I’m pretty sure Chloe Moretz is like 16 or something, so I’m not making any comments about these pictures of her enjoying an iced beverage on the set of her new movie The Equalizer . By the time you end up seeing the movie though Chloe should be of age, so bookmark this page and come back in two years. Photos: FameFlynet
The first trailer for the remake of another classic horror film — Stephen King’s Carrie — is out, and it’s looking anemic compared to the bloody and blood-curdling promotional campaign that Evil Dead has waged over the last several months. Boys Don’t Cry director Kimberly Peirce is certainly capable of bringing something original to this story, but, based on the trailer, I don’t see it. The only new twist I detect appears to be that Carrie’s traumatic first encounter with menstruation is going to end up on the Internet thanks to a cell-phone wielding mean girl in the scene. The rest of the action in this clip appears to copy the plot of Brian De Palma’s original 1976 adaptation without upping the fright factor. There’s another factor to consider that a reader raised the last time I wrote about this movie : Even beneath a an awful haircut, Carrie star Chloe Grace Moretz’s beauty shines through, which makes it difficult to believe that she could be a weird pariah in high school. What do you think? Let me know in the comments section. Follow Frank DiGiacomo on Twitter. Follow Movieline on Twitter.
Before you strain your eyes trying to see through Chloe Moretz ‘s shirt, I just wanted to remind you that she’s only 15. So look away, it’s a trap! Related Articles: Chloe Grace Moretz Seems Like A Nice Young Woman Chloe Grace Moretz At Some Party Chloe Moretz Is Still Underage Emma Roberts Rocks The Short Shorts
Before you strain your eyes trying to see through Chloe Moretz ‘s shirt, I just wanted to remind you that she’s only 15. So look away, it’s a trap! Related Articles: Chloe Grace Moretz Seems Like A Nice Young Woman Chloe Grace Moretz At Some Party Chloe Moretz Is Still Underage Emma Roberts Rocks The Short Shorts
Or is she the Michele Bachmann of beurre ? The more I see of October’s Midwestern comedy Butter , the more I’m totally going to watch it and also maybe start etching masterworks out of breakfast foods. Watch the latest trailer for the Jennifer Garner-Olivia Wilde-Rob Corddry ensemble indie and see if you’re as charmed by the tale of an orphan, a housewife, a stripper, and various other quirky personalities going head-to-head in a butter-carving contest. If only Nutella had a bit more hold… Butter is directed by British helmer Jim Field Smith ( She’s Out Of My League , Episodes ) from the Black List script by Jason Micallef and co-stars Ty Burrell, Ashley Greene, Hugh Jackman, Alicia Silverstone, and 12-year-old Yara Shahidi. It hits theaters in limited release on October 5. [via Yahoo ]
