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Nina Agdal in a Swimsuit Video of the DAy

Nina Agdal is Adam Levine’s penis reject. She also looks like she has Down’s Syndrome, making me thing that either she comes at the right price, with the right level of exposure or name, you know the discount retard work program version….but then I think maybe she’s just the bikini world’s way of saying “Hey Retards can Float Too, we got you covered in all your bikini needs”…you know scouring the world for that one retard with a hot body that the orderly didn’t knock up one night when she escaped the institution….but then I realize…she’s probably not retarded at all and the only thing retarded about her and that forehead, is the choices in dudes she groupies on for fame….not cuz they reject her, but cuz she let him in her…unprotected… EIther way, this is some fashion video she did that I stole

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Ashley Benson Cameltoe and Fat in Leggings of the DAy

These hips don’t lie, but they fucking should… Ashley Benson is one of the chubby girls from Spring Breakers, who decided that instead of getting fit, after being humiliated on the big screen for 50,000 dollars, by broadcasting body, like the other bitches in the movie, she decided to emotionally eat her way through it…and really we can’t blame her, high fructose corn syrup and GMOs, and hormones in the food coupled with marketing to her as a kid, getting her hooked on sugar and fast foods, did…. I guess we should give her some credit for the camel toe, but I think it’s safe to say that the camel toe is just because she’s squeezing into a medium, unable to accept she’s a large… I am sure this will be hot to at least one of you….with a Kelly Clarkson fetish… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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Kourtney Kardashian Flashes Her Mom Panties of the Day

The unfortunate thing with these pics of Kourtney Kardashian flashing her underwear is that you know if only she exposed herself this way in the bedroom, you know with a high school panty-on rule, the Kardasian DNA or Virus, depending on who you ask, wouldn’t have been passed onto a new generation of demon…but a Kardashian keeping on her panties, is a rare fucking thing, so seeing this mom, containing her junk, is probably more for practical purposes, like not scaring us with the scars of childbirth…you know vanity…rather than function…because no fabric is strong enough to contain this polluted garbage…Remember everything they do is staged and for attention…they are the fucking worst..

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Irina Shayk is Naked Enough for Fashion of the DAy

Irina Shayk is a great reminder that buying a mail order bride can be an amazing thing if you strike lucky with one of the hot ones, which you usually do, since Russia has a whole lot of really good looking girls with no soul looking for a better life, trying to escape, who don’t have the means to be a next top model and who haven’t been abducted by the human trafficking industry to work on fucking on cam sites….not that girls really have a choice in that…but Irina Shayk must have, because she chose the right dude to be a beard for, and look at her now, getting naked for fashion, like a real model, after being in countless bikini campaigns, including SI Swimsuit…rather than getting naked for perverts like us in a different, more interactive setting, where we can ask her to pee for us…on command…and if she doesn’t…her handler will make sure she doesn’t say no again… Russia..is a magical place…with a magical people…and Irina Shayk is just one of them….

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Courtney Stodden Is A Hot Mess

It’s a big responsibility being named my new favorite nobody. You can’t just coast along on a couple bikini pictures a month and expect to keep the title. So I’m happy to see that Courtney Stodden is taking the gig seriously. See, here she is looking like a beaten-up cougar leaving some restaurant, with her dress practically falling off. This is exactly the type of thing that lets me know I chose the right girl. With Courtney’s combination of short dresses, solid cleavage and low alcohol tolerance, I think she could stay my new favorite nobody for a long time. Hell, if she’s lucky, she might even break the current record of two weeks. » view all 11 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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Katy Perry Jokes About Grammy Nomination: ‘Again?’

‘To think it’s still continuing is encouraging,’ singer says about nomination for song off 2008 album, One of the Boys.

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Molly Malaney is Perfect for Jason Mesnick, Melissa Rycroft Says

Who says reality shows can’t have happy endings?!? Just five months ago, Jillian Harris was a woman dumped, Molly Malaney was a woman hated and Melissa Rycroft was a woman scorned. Now

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