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Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day

celeber.ru Find Your California, not because it’s lost…but because some hipster, make-up artist, with access to celebrities because there’s a circle and when you’re in it, even the dumbest of ideas get co-signed, especially when they are based around the state that gave these egos the egos they have…there’s a love for the sunny weather…and all the money it has made them…via Disney…also created in California… So here’s Vanessa Hudgens participating in the “movement” that’s hardly a movement, but rather subpar, average at best pics and I’m just mad Vanessa Hudgens didn’t find her California when she posted or leaked those nude pics…because we should revisit those..now that she’s not 17…or pretending to be 17….to get her bush removed from the internet… I prefer when ASHLEY BENSON found her California with a sheer bra top – showcasing what really matters about Ashley Benson…and what I guess she’s learned from her California…once she found her California, and that is that her tits..can carry her…. But these will do, I guess. The post Vanessa Hudgens Finds Her California of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day

If you’re like me, you jerked off to Christie Brinkley back in the 70s…when she was a Sports Illustrated model married to Billy Joel..back when Sports Illustrated bikini models meant something…more than just the name these current SI models are riding or diving into the fucking ground… If you’re like me, you’ll jerk off to these pics of Christie Brinkley at 500 fucking years old in a bikini, because she looks like fucking same… I like to think this is just good plastic surgery that doesn’t decompose…or biodegrate..or it could be good living…thanks to millions of dollars in work, child support and alimony… Either way, this makes zero sense…she looks better than her daughter…who is 16 or something…just creepy…in a good way. The post Christie Brinkley in a Bikini at 500 Years Old of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day

We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about… Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples. It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved. The post Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day

If you know who Sophia Bush is, then I am going to assume you are going to be able to guess her ass, because you’re just that kind of weirdo. Obsessed with the girl in your favorite show targeted to virgin losers. If you don’t know what I am talking about, in the early 2000s, she was an it girl in lame movies and a tv show called One Tree Hill. The only people who watched One Tree Hill, were socially awkward dudes..virgins..I’ve obviously never seen it, not because I’m not a socially awkward freak, but I’m more the socially reclusive, anti society kind, rather than the nerd who really wants to be accepted…but can’t because they aren’t dot com billionaire yets.. So she was the leading lady these weirdos connected to, so they know exactly, which as is her ass…in their mind they’ve been dating her for as long as she’s existed… The post Guess Sophia Bush’s Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day

I think this went around last week, but I didn’t really bother with it, even though I think Christie Brinkley is great, so great that I’ve jerked off to her in Sports Illustrated in the 80s….when she was in her 40s…. People are shocked that she’s in her 60s and still looks like this, so she’s decided to put out a book on it, why not make money on it, because if you follow her regiment, you won’t look like this…but you can pretend, or she can pretend, because why not make the money on this freakish condition she has called being hot in her 60s….This is abnormal, this must involve plastic surgery… If you look at her genetics tainted by Billy Joel, who wrote Uptown Girl about her..in a girl named Alexa Ray Joel..you’ll see how these freakish Christie Brinkley looks ruin lives…. The only hope I have for this is that when the current Sports Illustrated models turn 60, no one will care…because they are such bottom feeding, glamour model quality now, I’d hate for them to milk it as hard as Christie Brinkley did… The post Christie Brinkley is a Freak of Nature of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Olivia Culpo Works It Good In Galore Magazine

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from  Olivia Culpo , but here she is with a new shoot for Galore Magazine . If you ask me, it’s kind of a cliched photoshoot between her posing with the Fanta bottle, the old phone, the popsicle, the strawberry. Not exactly groundbreaking material here. But hey, it works. Some things are classics for a reason, right? Enjoy. Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Is A Timeless Beauty

Here’s everybody favorite ageless hottie  Christie Brinkley in New York, and according to my sources, she was out promoting her new book. It’s called “Timeless Beauty,” and I’m guessing it has a bunch of Christie’s patented beauty secrets in there. But I’ll save you the read: the main reason Christie looks this good at 61 isn’t good genes. It’s because of her daily workout regimen of 30-45 seconds of cardio on top of a pasty blogger. OK, not really. It’s just the good genes thing. But hey, it was worth a shot, right? Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Christie Brinkley’s Working Those 60-Year-Old Legs!

Here’s one of my favorite ageless hotties Christie Brinkley out in NY. And I don’t care how old she is these days, one peek at Christie’s legs and it brings me right back to my days as a little Tuna, when we were both 20 years younger. I swear, that body of hers is like some kind of glorious time machine. Photos: PacificCoastNews Continue reading

Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day

Here’s Jessica Simpson and her husband / baby daddy doing a little Christie Brinkley with Chevy Chase…. Jessica Simpson, has some strong fucking legs…that make sense since she was 400 pounds due to the wrong kind of eating disorder…and had to carry herself….around…too and from the Texan BBQ shop…and I’d say the bank where the millions of weight watchers money was…that almost became a lawsuit that her management decided to use as motivation for her to get in shape because a fat Jessica is a lot less marketable when they need her to perfrom to promote her garbage low grade fashion brand she does a billion in sales with a year…money she probably doesn’t really see, she’s like Britney, just a half retard puppet collecting checks… The post Jessica Simpson’s Rock Hard Legs of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley Is Ageless!

Here’s ageless hottie  Christie Brinkley out in New York, and no, I don’t know what the secret is to how she still looks this damn good at 61. Because if I did, you’d better believe I’d be telling it to all my ex-girlfriends on the condition we get back together. Anyway, I figure it’s either good genes or some type of selling your soul to the devil kind of deal. But either way, probably tough to repeat, so let’s all just enjoy Christie’s hotness while it lasts. Which at this rate, could be another decade, at least. » view all 12 photos Photos: PacificCoastNews

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