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Better Luck Next Time

Got to love a dude who trolls a criminal!

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Christie Brinkley Still Works A Swimsuit Good

According to my sources over at Google,  Christie Brinkley is still 63-freaking-years-old. But come on, that’s got to be wrong. Because according to my eyes, she’s got to be at least 20 years younger. I mean, just look at this photoshoot she did for SI’s 2017 Swimsuit Issue and try to tell me Christie doesn’t look better than most Instagram hotties half her age. But whatever. I may not be able to explain it, but I can definitely still enjoy it. » view all 15 photos

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Christie Brinkley Blows Her Daughters Away At 63

I still can’t understand how  Christie Brinkley is sixty-f*&king-three and still a total pants fire, but then again, I never did pay much attention to science in school. Anyway, here’s Christie and her two daughters in bikinis for one of those Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue videos and Christie somehow looks better than both of them. I know. It makes no sense. But whatever, just go with it, and enjoy.

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WTF is Christie Brinkley of the Day

Uptown girl Christie Brinkley is a lot hotter at 62 that her her ugly kid she’s got with Billy Joel…the suicidal, dark, gothic one named Alexa Ray Joel….but then again she’s a lot hotter at 62 that most 20 years old…and it’s creepy… Clearly, she’s had plastic surgery, clearly her tits have been lifted or implants have been put in, her hands tell a different story than her face…but she still looks insanely hot…and it’s confusing me…someone who thinks 30 is retirement age for a bitch… It’s safe to say that she’s just a really vain LA based person who truly believes that her looks are all she’s worth, which is probably true, I mean she was a busty Sports Illustrated bikini model…so in her downtime – all she does is fixate on her looks…and work on her looks…because what else is she to do with that pile of fucking money…and why wouldn’t she… She makes being menopausal as erotic as it should be, you know not being able to get pregnant is something that could be erotic for those of us into cumming in bitches but never trusting the bitches we cum in, always planning to legally change our names, while keeping enough money for a plane ticket to get to another country fast….the second after she tells you “I’m pregnant and keeping it”….it’s just most menopausal chicks are terrifying…and in ways…I call Peter Pan syndrome…Christie Brinkley is fucking terrifying…it’s just so unnatural…but amazing… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post WTF is Christie Brinkley of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley Is 62 And Still Very Doable

I still don’t get how  Christie Brinkley is 62 and still manages to look this crazy hot. I assume it has something to do with good genes, but I never paid much attention in science. All I know is, here’s Christie and her ageless cleavage looking red-hot at the Target launch party for New York Fashion Week, and that’s more than good enough for me. Enjoy. Photos: WENN.com

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Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day

I feel like Sports Illustrated Swimsuit is trolling us… They’ve been using fat models for a while, pretending they were skinny, and now they are using Morbidly Obese models celebrating being Morbidly Obese because it is the PC generation…and body shaming is bad, even though being fat is an eating disorder, not genetics and laziness….I don’t care what these fat bitches say about genetics, they are fat and lazy, of course they’ll say that.. That said, that wasn’t enough for them, so they booked Nicola Griffin, who is 56 years old, and not Christie BRinkley 60, but granny at the bake sale 60, also fat, droopy, disgusting…but also old…and the PC police are fucking cumming themselves with all this inclusion… I don’t love fat chicks in bikinis, we fuck them when they are drunk and same goes for Menopausal women, who hormonally, or based on their egg count, aren’t even fucking women anymore.. I don’t understand how a bathing suit special issue of a Sports Magazine for men, or sports fans, has become a shopping guide that is friendly to women, in fact, the content has become designed for women…and that’s fucking weird… Here are some Sports Illustrated Immigrants Try to Prounouce “Rookie” of the Day, they don’t only use old an fat slobs in their shoots anymore… Barbara Palvin, the big and tall model that was used to divert Miranda Kerr having sex with Bieber despite being married. THe brand threw the Hungarian on the “bomb”…like it was WWII…not quite a Rookie, she’s been around for a while, but thank god she got that SI Swimsuit stamp of approval..right… Bo Krsmanovic also known as Bojana….straight from the mean streets of Belgrade….Serbia is one of my favorite countries to recruit the hottest yet down on their luck women to fuck….it is up the other Baltic countries where girls you probably jerk off to on webcam are from…. Sofia Resing straight from Brazil….amazing like the other Brazilians…..who aren’t trannies…. The post Nicola Griffin the 56 Year Old Bikini Model and the Other Rookies of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christie Brinkley Is Hotter Than Most Instagram Models

I forget how old  Christie Brinkley is these days, 75? 80? 101? But it doesn’t matter, because for my money, this ageless hottie is still 10 times finer than most of the wannabes clogging up my Instagram feed. Anyway, it turns out Christie’s actually 61, and here she is rocking a Canadian tuxedo outside the HuffPost offices in New York. And I’m sorry, but that booty doesn’t look a day over 30. » view all 16 photos Photos: WENN.com

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Meet Hottie Binky Felstead

I still don’t know if I believe that Binky Felstead is this hottie’s real name. It sounds totally made-up, if you ask me, although I guess maybe that’s just a British thing. And speaking of British things, here’s Binky following in the proud tradition of her fellow busty English nobodies by posing in lingerie for a super-hot photoshoot in FHM . And after further consideration, she’s so smoking hot, I’m willing to call her whatever she wants. Continue reading

Christie Brinkley Vs. Wind

Every once in a while, New York gets a serious hottie to light up the Empire State Building for a good cause, and here’s ageless beauty  Christie Brinkley taking her turn for something called Give a Smile, Get a Smile. Although after checking out these pictures, I’m pretty sure they should’ve called it Give a Pants Fire, Get a Pants Fire instead. Because damn! » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading