The American Music Awards . The Good. The Bad. The Ugly. J.Lo showed plenty of skin, Marc Anthony showed he knows how to act like it doesn’t bother him, Mary J. Blige showed up looking good. And Christina Aguilera. Well… We can’t wait until we see what Kelly Osbourne has to say about this one. SMH.
It would seem that all my once favorite popstars have been getting all fat and gross lately, mostly because they’re pregnant and that’s how it works, but what’s Christina Aguilera’s excuse. Here she is showing off her extra large booty on the red carpet last night. I wouldn’t even call this a booty anymore, this is an extra large ass. Sick. There’s ‘Bootylicious’ and then there’s ‘BootydisgustingIpukedinmymouthalittle’… I’d categorize this under the latter. Not good. Don’t even get me started on her rotten face. more pictures of Christina Aguilera here
Everyone is so concerned with Chrstina Aguiler’s weight gain, but I’m more concerned with her catcher mit with a lot of miss piggy rouge of a face….which I guess it is as appropriate of a face she should have since clearly, she is a fucking pig ….. I don’t care what tricks she tries to pull by wearing black, or having her hands on her hip to seem more slim in pictures….she’s fucking huge and I don’t care how much she pretends or acts in love with that Russian Maffia looking boyfriend of hers….nothing distracts from the fact that she’s fucking huge… And sure, making fat jokes is lame, boring, obvious and easy….but I think the real joke is what happened to her…..something only pictures can convey….who cares… Briana Evigan was there and if you don’t know who she is, she’s the newest person I want to fuck….but only cuz she wears retarded head bands while showing off her dancing titties…
If your wondering why Nancy Shevell, Paul McCartney’s latest wife is so happy….It is because she just won the fucking lottery. I’m sure that before making this move she both heard of him, and more importantly heard of the one legged bitch who cashed in….not to mention statistics are in her favor, as this fucker hits 70….making her Anna Nicole Smith with more wholesome a look, and the good news for her is that McCartney’s daughter already made her own fortune, so she’ll be in the clear when it comes to collecting. I know, everyone talks about how her family are rich on their own, and that she’s the heir to some trucking company and that she doesn’t need the money and this is more of a status thing for her and her trucker trash family that made it, but I’m not convinced the money isn’t a factor in all this…and even if it is for status…she’s still using him for something, that’s just the foundation of all relationships, it’s just funnier to laugh at when it’s more obvious… Here are the lovely, honest, beautiful, authentic wedding pics, because if you’re like me, you like masturbating to brides as soon as they lock down a husband cuz I know they are still whores…. Marriage is such a beautiful thing….
I guess she didn’t realize he liked farm animals to seduce little boys not farm animals….Here are some pictures of Christina Aguilera on stage for some Michael Jackson tribute and it looks like she’s about to take a shit, I guess cuz when you’re this fat, and squeezed into such a tight harness, one piece bikini / leotard that should be saved for the skinny chicks, your bowel movement’s gonna pass faster than your slow metabolism is used to…in a squeezing the shi out of her at such a horrible time, making her qustion both eating all that food at the spread, and wearing something fat chicks should never wear…and the funny thing is, you’d still fuck her…dumpy bitch all ready to eat even though she looks like she’d be the star of today’s STUFFING VIDEOS cuz that’s clearly her fetish…how else could this be explained….laziness, pregnancy, depression, bad genetics, eating disorder, who cares it’s gross anyway you look at it especially dressed like this….and we’ll leave it at that…busting at the seams…. Here’s the video…
Christina Aguilera has been trying to convince us that she’s not getting fat for months now, you’re not fooling anybody lady, but it seems that stuffing her rolls into multiple layers of heavy duty Spanx just isn’t going to cut it anymore. Here she is at the Michael Jackson tribute concert over the weekend looking absolutely disgusting. That wig’s not covering up enough of her fat face. She looks like a blonde Snooki, oh god, I just threw up a bit. I’ve seen this look before…. On a tranny who offered me an HJ in a parking lot once. Sick!
Christina Aguilera sang some classic Jackson tunes before a capacity crowd at the Michael Forever tribute concert in Cardiff, Wales, on Saturday evening. The 30-year-old singer was one of a handful of celebrities who paid tribute to the late Michael Jackson , including Cee Lo Green, Ne-Yo, and Leona Lewis. A pregnant Beyonce performed via video, while Jennifer Hudson reportedly bailed at the last minute.
I remember Christina Aguilera when she was a tiny little thing….with tiny little tits…and a tiny little ass…in a time long before she raped her uterus with pregnancy and raped the all you can eat buffet of all the food everyday for the last two years cuz that’s the only thing that can explain how far gone she is…it’s like she threw it all away and for no really reason….other than possible internal torment…maybe her daddy used to touch her…I don’t know…but I do know she needs to take some of her money and hire a fucking trainer cuz I believe in her…and believe there’s another chance for this mom pussy to win me over instead of the restaurant owner of every restaurant she walks into ready to make his month with her one order…if you know what I mean…. Maybe I’m just wishful thinking, maybe I just hate fat chicks who look like retired strippers at the trailer park, I guess I could just move onto the many many other not tainted vagina out there to post pictures of…an that’s just what I am going to do…
Unlike its nemesis on Fox, there’s no judging controversy on The Voice . At least not yet. Adam Levine, Blake Shelton, Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green will all return for the competition’s second season. “Our fantastic coaches were integral to the tremendous success of The Voice this year and we are thrilled that they are all returning,” Paul Telegdy, Executive Vice President of NBC, said in a statement. “We look forward to building season two and making The Voice an even greater experience for fans.” The NBC hit crowned Javier Colon as its first champion this week and will return in January.