> I don’t have the rights to post the pictures, but I do have the rights to link to them, and they are fucking ridiculous…. I mean she might as well not bother wearing pants at this point and just paint herself black so that it looks like she’s wearing pants as to not get arrested, cuz at this level of cameltoe, I can practically see her fat chick mom clit… I guess this is a prime example of a girl who gained weight not admitting she’s no longer a size small, by squeezing into a size small, cuz no one wants to admit they are extra large, even when showing the world that their vagina is….. At this point it’s not even a cameltoe, but a camel leg… To See The Ridiculous Cameltoe Pictures Follow THis LInk
I don’t know anyone who watches The Voice , but judging from these screencaps I’m going to say that it looks like a really good show. Here’s Christina Aguilera dropping some serious cleavage in her judges chair. I like it a lot. The fake hair, the fake tan and the fat breast all go really well together. She reminds me of pretty much every stripper I’ve ever met in my life. What can I get for twenty dollars? more pictures of Christina Aguilera here
Christina Aguilera was on The Voice performing with her co-stars, I think….but can’t be too sure cuz I’ve never seen the show….but when I heard she was singing We Are the Champions that it was in reference to the all you can eat buffet, or maybe as a ritual chant after finishing off some cake, but I guess it doesn’t really matter, what matters is she squeezed her fat ass in a pair of small shorts in some clearly ill advised by a stylist with a sense of humor who plays on the fact that Aguilera thinks she’s still got it… Either way, it was a cheesy fucking embarrassing, holding on to what we once had kinda thing and now you can watch it over and over again until Youtube pulls it. Lucky you.
I’ve never actually seen it, but from what I’m hearing Christina Aguilera’s new show The Voice isn’t doing all that badly in the ratings. So I’m a little confused as to why the producers thought it would be a good idea to squeeze Christina’s chunky thighs into some hot pants and parade them around on stage like you would a cow at a cattle auction. We’re not looking for a good brisket here. We know she’s put on weight, so cover up the thunder thighs and accentuate her new big chesticles in a low cut top and get on with the show. It just seems like common sense to me.
I’m not sure if it’s just me, I can’t be the only one, but Christina Aguilera is not aging well at all. Here she is at some NBC party yesterday looking like she’s eaten some bad shellfish or something. Gross. I like that she’s wearing a nice low cut dress, even if we can’t see any real cleavage, but that face has got to go. Enough with the clown makeup. It’s been a good run, but sadly I think that Xtina’s best days are behind her.
Christina Aguilera wore what could be a night gown, or maybe it’s a bed sheet that just looks like a night gown cuz she’s so fat, to the Ellen Show. There’s a few reason for this, and the main one is that Fat girls like dressing slutty and like showing off tit to get noticed, especially for lesbians, cuz lesbians are the perfect balance of perverted and accepting, cuz they don’t objectify women like men do, they are the place ugly goes to get laid, when men are too asshole to go down that pussy…. Sure Lesbians are the fucking devil when it comes to guys like me, they want to gather and burn me like the KKK burned black in the south, ripping my pathetic penis off and laughing at it collectively, but when it comes to things with vaginas, they are very fucking forgiving…. Not that it matters….
Extended sneak peek of reality singing competition aired before Thursday’s ‘Tonight Show.’ By Gil Kaufman Christina Aguilera Photo: Isaac Brekken/ Getty Images It’s been almost impossible to avoid the avalanche of promotion for NBC’s new reality singing competition, “The Voice.” From splashy magazine ads to endless TV promos and interviews with the show’s four celebrity coaches, the show has been getting a full-court blitz in the lead-up to Tuesday night’s premiere. The biggest push to date occurred Thursday night, when a 12-minute teaser aired before “The Tonight Show,” highlighted by an all-star performance of the Gnarls Barkley smash “Crazy” by the four judges. With Maroon 5 singer Adam Levine on drums, country star Blake Shelton on guitar and Christina Aguilera and Cee Lo Green adding their pristine vocals to the song that made Green a superstar, each member of the quartet brought their patented brand of star power to the pop summit. Aguilera, of course, indulged in some of her R&B diva melisma, Green his deep soul growl, Shelton a bit of country grit and Levine some surprisingly sharp drum chops. The studio audience went crazy as host Carson Daly explained the unique concept behind the show, which will have the coaches listening with their backs turned to singers vying to be their prot
a href=”/cms/u.php?u=71890″> I don’t understand a lot about fat chicks and I’m married to a fat chick…not that that would make me understand the breed any better…it’s just that I always see these fat chicks in leggings….when you’d think legggins is the one thing, along with naked, fat chicks should avoid….I don’t know if they think it is slimming, even it it just emphaises all that is wrong with their bodies or if it is easier for them to stomach a stretched out XL than a pair of pants with an actual button and zipper that are less forgiving…or if the bitches feel like if they dress fit people will perceive them as fit….but I do know that I don’t have the power to stop them, so I might as well join them….and embrace this shit…even if I can’t get my arms around the shit….and know I’ll never fully accept..but luckily fat chicks are virtually invisible to me…and hardly ever pop up on my radar…except when I’m face to face with them and my “Fight or Flight” response kicks in…. FOLLOW ME
It has not been a very good few months for Christina Aguilera . First, she messes up the National Anthem at the Super Bowl, then she falls over at the Grammy’s, then she’s caught having sex in a public bathroom and finally, she’s arrested – all while everyone is watching and criticizing her fluctuating weight . Sadly it doesn’t look like things are looking up much either. RadarOnline is reporting that a digital storage card containing over 0ne hundred intimate photos of the star, her boyfriend Matt Rutler and her son Max, was discovered in a French hotel room stayed in by Aguilera and Rutler. RadarOnline is claiming to have been approached by a man trying to sell the images to them. “Dancing With The Stars” Promises Confrontation If Chris Brown Makes Appearance Ray Charles’ Mistress Brags About Stealing His Cash & Aborting Baby The photographs were taken between June and November 2010, and allegedly show Christina partying at Nicole Richie’s bachelorette party, on the beach playing with a blow-up doll, and in bed with boyfriend Matt Rutler, in which she mimics giving oral sex. Other images reportedly show her dancing on tables and smoking cigars. There are also unflattering before-and-after makeup shots, and personal photographs of her son at a children’s animal farm which were on the stolen disk. Hopefully, no tabloids will stoop so low as to publish these personal images, especially the private ones of her son. But you have to wonder, why do celebs often seem to film themselves in compromising positions, when there is every possibility the images could leak to the press? Christina Aguilera Caught Having Sex In Bathroom At Family Gathering Christina Aguilera Arrested! Christina Aguilera Apologizes For National Anthem Super Bowl Mistake
Via Realtor.com Christina Aguilera has put her Beverly Hills house on the market for $13.5 million. Aguilera may be hoping that selling her house will put an end to a nearly year long slump: Since kicking off last summer with the slow selling album “Bionic” (her first record in four years), she forgot the lyrics to the National Anthem at this year’s Super Bowl, fell while performing in a Grammy tribute to Aretha Franklin, filed for divorce from her husband Jordan Bratman and, most recently, was arrested for public intoxication along with new beau Matthew Rutler. Aguilera’s 6 bedroom, 9 bath Mediterranean-style house covers a whopping 10,000-square-feet on 0.64 acres. It features three covered parking spaces, hardwood floors, a pool, patio, breakfast bar, pantry and powder room. It was previously owned by Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne. Have a flip-thru to peep X-Tina’s crib…
