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Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day

I forgot Christina Aguilera existed even though she’s the biggest thing ever….I don’t follow her on social media…even though she was my favorite of the 90s poptarts… She’s not as fat as she used to be, but her tits are still fat and above all she’s Christina Aguilera and even though her voice was grating on my fucking nerves like some nails on the chalkboard shit…she still mattered…her little frame…her broken childhood….her implants…her edgy slutty phase… I was convinced that I would fuck her in my lifetime, I even made a bet with a friend that before I die – I will bang Christina Aguilera….I am not dead now, but like everything in life, I never really pursued that dream that really faded quick, because who the fuck cares about Christina Aguilera, except for the people getting paid by Christina Aguilera, like the men she owns and marries…. But it’s nice to see she’s whoring out on her social media I don’t even follow….because I am nostalgic… The post Christina Aguilera’s Bathing Suit Photoshoot for Instagram of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Vanessa Hudgens for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

Nothing says Monday – like jerking off to Vanessa Hudgens’ feet….especially if you’re a foot fetishist, the guy she took this pic for, because for some reason – every single girl, not just the whores, but regular girls, find foot fetishes creepy but hilarious, and every single girl, not just the whores, are willing to sell pictures of their feet to creepy dudes on the internet that they meet on instagram. I know girls who have sold three pics of their feet for 100 dollar…regular girls, not just whores…fully knowing dude is going to jerk off to those pics in the weirdest fucking way…and that dudes paying for pics of feet are probably real fucking weird…and giving them the feet pics are probably not the best thing to give a foot fetishists…like giving an addict heroin….it will lead them to bad places… These are the same girls who refuse to send pussy pics dudes who like pussy…the pussy fetishists…which is a normal fetish to have…it’s kind of what the human experience is based on…but feet….sure…here you go you fucking freak…it’s just my feet…crazy… Terrible….and here are some High School Musical in her 30s feet.. The post Vanessa Hudgens for the Foot Fetishists of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Kylie Jenner Dressed Like Christina Aguilera for her 35th Birthday of the Day

Kylie Jenner was invited to be some kind of puppet at Christina Aguilera’s 35th birthday, because Kylie and X-Tina are homies who probably do drugs in their Calabasas homes together, or maybe they just have casual movie night, maybe they are neighbors, and BFFs because all these people are vapid, too rich for their own good, garbage that I think should be the first to die in the nuclear holocaust….but I never get what I want…so they keep on fucking winning…while polluting the fucking world…. It is super weird when someone shows up to your birthday – dressed like you…but all these narcissists – self involved – they all love likes and following…relevance and are addicted to it…because that’s all they know.. Either way…weird… The post Kylie Jenner Dressed Like Christina Aguilera for her 35th Birthday of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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All Christina Aguilera Wants For Her Birthday Is Kylie Jenner In Her Xtina Costume

Kylie Jenner brought back her Christina Aguilera-inspired Halloween costume for ‘The Voice’ judge’s birthday party on December 10.

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Kris Jenner Sexes It Up for Halloween, The Internet Reacts

Kris Jenner dressed up for Halloween this year. Or, to put it more accurately, Kris Jenner dressed down for Halloween this year. The Keeping Up with the Kardashians star, who turns 61 years old on Saturday, didn’t feel a need to act her age in a SnapChat video filmed by daughter Kylie Jenner on Monday night. Jenner preened and posed for the camera (as captured in the following still image from the video), while she dressed as a sexy version of Alice in Wonderland. Forget falling down a rabbit hole. One could fall down and get lost in the cleavage in display here! The Internet, however, didn’t come down too hard on Jenner for sexing up a classic fairy tale character or for trying to emulate the seductive poses of her daughter. Most users were actually impressed… As for other members of Jenner’s famous family? Sadly, Kim Kardashian sat out Halloween this year, following the trauma of that armed robbery in Paris. But Khloe Kardashain stepped up by going out for the occasion as Storm from X-Men… and also by making out a lot with boyfriend Tristan Thompson. To wit: View Slideshow: Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson Make Out. HARD. Kylie, meanwhile, channeled Christina Aguilera from the music video “Dirrty,” which was creative and impressive. Except that Kylie was five years old when this music video came out. That made the outfit a bit weird and even sort of gross. Kourtney Kardashian, for her part, pulled double Halloween costume duty. For a night out with friends, she was some kind of vampire bride: For an evening with her kids, she was a Power Ranger: Makes sense, right? Between Kylie, Kourtney and Khloe, we now have to ask: Which sister dressed best for Halloween in 2016? And the Winner is? KHLOE! Click Here To Vote for KHLOE! KOURTNEY! Click Here To Vote for KOURTNEY! KYLIE! Click Here To Vote for KYLIE! Khloe, Kourtney or Kylie? Which member of this famous family dressed the best for Halloween in 2016? View Poll »

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Kylie Jenner Gets Her ‘Dirrty’ On As Christina Aguilera For Halloween

Kylie Jenner channeled 2002-era Christina Aguilera for a “Dirrty” Halloween costume.

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Christina Aguilera Covers ‘Uptown Funk’ With A Surprising Metalhead

Christina Aguilera and Tommy Lee of Mötley Crüe covered Bruno Mars’s “Uptown Funk” for the premiere of Spike’s new series, ‘Tracks.’

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Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day

Elle Brittain is some awkward faced, awkward shaped, instagram model who is bulging out of her bathing suit bottoms as her huge tits start to sag and the rest of her catch up to her tits…it’s what happens when a girl destined to be chubby – all hormonal based on her tits – gets a little older and eats a little more – thanks to the lack of pressure of being skinny in this no body shaming world…own your fat, it’s a good angle to get famous and has worked for so many cunts… That’s not to say this dirty hipster instagram model who gets naked – but is not a pornstar, but rather an artist who owns her body and who’s artform is ridiculous standing in front of a camera – but she’s in an empty pool – that’s high concept and representative of the emptiness our society feels through social media – superficially amazing but dive in and you’ll break you’re fucking neck…and people jerk off to her just the same…isn’t hot…if she wasn’t hot…I wouldn’t be posting her pics and fantasizing about feeding her as many hot dogs as I can until she throws up…FEEDER FETISH… I can’t keep up with all these instagram stars, some aren’t even stars, there are just too fucking many of them and they are all worth fucking or jerking off to like Amateur pornstars. It’s ridiculous…and about to get more ridiculous – I saw Instagram is starting “stories that will live on your profile for 24 hours”…yeah snapchatting instagram. Garbage…these people never end… The post Elle Brittain Big Porn Tits Pretend To Not Be Porn Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day

I have a soft spot in my heart and in my pants because I am impotent even if I don’t want to be – for these fame whore – attention seekers…bottom feeders….pathetic women who are too old to master social media and who know how to sell bullshit photos to the paparazzi of them doing something wild and crazy… Her name is Erika Jordan, she’s done Playboy or some Playboy affiliate, and has figured the only way to really shine, to get her name out there, to get noticed, to be celebrated and respected as a person who doesn’t take herself too seriously, but actually takes herself very seriously because she’s willing to do this in the middle of the street in a “look at me I’m here”…in a pair of assless jeans designed to show off what fucking matters… She’s clearly old, washed up, and dressed like some 90s stripper turned music video star, when girls dressed like this…I feel like Christina Aguilera in the slut years, before the fat years, had a similar pair….you know the Whale Tail era of seduction….which works today, it’s a timeless classic that only some people can pull off because they are willing to try to pull it off as most people wouldn’t ever be caught dead in these ass pants…which is exactly why she’s a legend who deserves the world because she puts herself out there – the way she should put herself out there – ass first….because clearly everything else about her takes a back seat to how misguided she is…. Nice ass for an old lady though… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Erika Jordan Jeans of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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The Whitney Houston Hologram Sings with Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the DAy

I saw this video earlier today and it was fucking disturbing, not because the media thinks it is important to project a video and audio of Whitney Houston singing a Whitney Houston song while Christina Aguilera does Karaoke along side of it…but because Christina Aguilera looks fucking awful… I am all for dead crackhead with the voice of an angel coming back from the dead in a really low quality hologram…but mainly for sexual purposes, which I guess in a way this kind of is, because clearly it’s smut at least one guy is jerking off to, probably the guy at Whitney Houston’s estate that will be getting a royalty check for every iTUNES download after this airs on the voice… IT’s safe to say that we are eternal…as long as we have footage of us for people to watch – even though we’re still dead… This is just pretty fucking trashy…but so is America, so it works…on all levels… Oh this was leaked…something Christina Aguilera’s mom pussy knows too much about….fluid everywhere… Meaning – they want you to see this but they will pretend they don’t…. It’s called BUILDING hype. The post The Whitney Houston Hologram Sings with Christina Aguilera Weirdness of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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