From Christina Hendricks to Kim Kardashian, these celebrities have giant boobs. There's no denying it. So we might as well appreciate it! 1. Sofia Vergara We can actually see Sofia Vergara’s boobs in this photo. Settle down, guys. 2. Heidi Montag These breasts are VERY fake. But at least Heidi Montag got her money’s worth. 3. Katy Perry Katy Perry owes a large part of her success to her breasts. Not all of it, as she has some catchy songs and is a fun performer. But a large part. 4. Jessica Simpson A montage of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. You are welcome, fellas. You are welcome. 5. Courtney Stodden Courtney Stodden’s famous assets need no introduction. Nor does her relationship with Doug Hutchison. Guy is so old he looks like he’s about to take a nap on those pillows. 6. Christina Hendricks Mad Men? We’re mad about the knockers on Christina Hendricks! View Slideshow
I haven’t done many posts on January Jones in the past, but after these pictures of her at some Oceana benefit, I’m thinking that’s going to change. Because damn! Turns out, while everyone was paying attention to Christina Hendricks all those years, January’s got some pretty impressive funbags of her own. Anyway, you guys enjoy, while I go make up for lost time by pressing my nose against the computer screen until I go cross-eyed. Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things…. Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea… I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry…. I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know.. All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch… I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality. So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous… Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies… I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Heidi Klum in Yellow…. Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with Padma Lakshmi GUNT…. Emma Roberts is a Babe… Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools… Sophie Turner…. Christina Hendricks Tank…. TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show Aubrey Plaza….because people like her… Claire Danes and her So Called Face… Morena Baccarin…Tits. Cat Deeley – Pregnant… Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick… Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll…. I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song… Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin… Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big… Halston Sage is the future…. Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible… Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO! Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough… Julianne Hough…fucks her brother… Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE The post The 67th Emmys Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Celebrity culture is dead. The Emmys are 67, which is retirement age….ridden with diabetes, high blood pressure and impending stroke, and/or breast cancer….and that makes me pretty happy…because celebs and useless, nonsense, irrelevant awards for people who make tens of thousands of dollars a day, making millions of dollars a year, polluting our minds with garbage content that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things…. Sure, some people binge watch TV, between taking selfies, watching porn, and having porn-like size, and I believe that anyone with a brain under 40 didn’t care that these happened, myself included, I only found out they were happening the day they were happening…I had no idea… I also don’t watch TV, but if I did, the last thing I would watch….is any award show…that further strokes the ego of this insular, average at best, lazy industry…. I’ve never watched award shows – or been into award shows…the good stuff never gets nominated…it’s too obscure…so they go against my everything and the good news, is that the young I fuck don’t care about that nonsense – and it’s a good sign, even though I have a celebrity hate blog…which is also something 20 year olds find compelling at that works for me…because older girls are disgusting and don’t understand why I’m like a teen girl in what I do all day…it’s a format…you know.. All this to say, fuck the Emmmy, while I fuck 20 year olds who are too self involved to notice the Emmys, but not too self involved to try to fist their friend they are experimenting with while I watch… I guess, what I am saying is when a bunch of idiots got overpaid to do a silly, average at best, variety show act…in an era where we have options to not watch the propaganda….-for people to watch other bitches awarded for shit and not them is against the “me”generation mentality. So instead, I sexted so hard my hand cramped up…..be jealous… Here are some of the sluts from the event, none of whom matter, none that were that hot or interesting…but I figure if all these money and hype went into the shit, might as well look at what matters, the tits, legs and bullshit around these idiots getting dolled up to perpetuate their lies… I don’t even know half of these idiots…So out of the loop… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Heidi Klum in Yellow…. Nancy O’Dell Celebrating her 67th Birthday….along with Padma Lakshmi GUNT…. Emma Roberts is a Babe… Lady Gaga Fart Stance…Cuz She’s Pre-Shit Some Chick Named Dascha Polanco and her THIGHS Sofia Vergara the Whore…Fooling all you fools… Sophie Turner…. Christina Hendricks Tank…. TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Giuliana Rancic Weak Chin – Mr Burns Stance…How is She On TV Token Scientologist – Donna from that 70s Show Aubrey Plaza….because people like her… Claire Danes and her So Called Face… Morena Baccarin…Tits. Cat Deeley – Pregnant… Zoe Kazan…Weak Chin… TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a Dick… Sarah Hyland looks like a Creepy Never Aging Doll…. I don’t know who Witney Carson is but I want to pay her 10 dollars a song… Abigail Spencer is not Abigail Breslin… Abigail Breslin is Little Miss Sunshine..Who is big… Halston Sage is the future…. Some January Jones….in September…How is that even Possible… Natasha Lyonne…No Longer a Wreck…BOOOOO! Stephanie Tanner was a Better Meth Addict…Jodi Sweetin not Sweetin Enough… Julianne Hough…fucks her brother… Jesus that was so fucking uneventfull…..awful….boring and not porning…if any of this turns you on, you’re fucked…let’s make it worse…with Amy Schumer Terrifying Bloated Face TO SEE EVERYTHING EMMYS CLICK HERE The post The 67th Emmys Happened of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
For shame, Chris Wallace. Appearing on The Mike Gallagher Show Friday, the Fox News anchor started to joke about the host’s weight when Gallagher cut him off. “Listen, don’t fat shame me. You do a lot of fat shaming,” Gallagher replied. “That’s the new phrase now, ‘fat shaming.’ Have you seen Kelly Clarkson? You know the singer, Kelly Clarkson? “Holy cow, did she blow up.” Wallace initially refused to engage in such commentary, but then allowed himself to make a tasteless joke in response. “Kelly Clarkson’s got a lovely voice,” Wallace noted. “She could stay off the deep dish pizza for a little while.” The original American Idol’s weight gain has been an unfortunate topic in the news lately. Some British moron named Katie Hopkins came right out and called Clarkson fat a few weeks ago, prompting an amazing response in which Kelly shrugged and replied: Whatever. She doesn’t know me. I’m awesome ! The artist then appeared opposite Ellen DeGeneres this week and offered the following take on body issues everywhere: “What hurts my feelings for people is that I’ll have a meet-and-greet after the show and a girl who’s like bigger than me will be in the meet-and-greet and be like, ‘Wow, if they think you’re big I must be so fat to them.’ “And it’s like, you’re just who you are.” A colleague of Wallace’s at Fox News colleague, meanwhile, thinks he ought to issue a mea culpa. “This ‘guy snickering’ about her weight is obnoxious. He should apologize,” Greta Van Susteren blogged soon after Wallace’s comments went public. Do you agree? 17 Hot Stars Who Aren’t Super Skinny 1. Kelly Clarkson View Photo No one has caught quite as much flack for her weight gain as Kelly Clarkson. She eventually began making a mockery of those who ridiculed her. 2. Lena Dunham View Photo Joan Rivers keeps calling Lena Dunham fat. Lena Dunham keeps giving Joan Rivers her middle finger. 3. Melissa McCarthy View Photo The backlash against Melissa McCarthy’s Elle cover was FIERCE with critics blaming the magazine for trying to hide Melissa’s curves. Melissa responded “Hey, I have curves. I love that jacket. STFU.” or something like that. 4. Mariah Carey View Photo Mariah Carey is not as slender as she once was, but she grew two humans. No matter her size, husband Nick Cannon loves her and so do we. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 5. Mindy Kaling View Photo Mindy Kaling is another beautiful woman who has spoken out against the idea that skinny is sexy. 6. America Ferrera View Photo America Ferrera ignored the Ugly Betty critics who called her fat and then went on to appear in 2010’s Real Women Have Curves. 7. Sofia Vergara View Photo Sofia Vergara’s curves are mesmerizing. Anyone who says she isn’t hot is BLIND. 8. Drew Barrymore View Photo Drew Barrymore has always refused to bow down to Hollywood’s “ideal” beauty standard. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 9. Jennifer Lopez View Photo Jennifer Lopez once fired a manager who dared insinuate she should lose weight. 10. Demi Lovato View Photo After being open about her struggles with eating disorders, Demi Lovato has also been public with the fact that she likes her healthy body better. 11. Jennifer Lawrence View Photo Once upon a time, Jennifer Lawrence was told she was too fat to be famous. She’ll see your comment and raise you an Oscar. 12. Christina Aguilera View Photo Christina Aguilera is hot and talented at absolutely any size. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 13. Kim Kardashian View Photo Kim Kardashian’s kurves are as famous as she is. 14. Christina Hendricks View Photo Mad Men’s beautiful Christina Hendricks was once asked if she enjoyed being a role model for “full figured” women. “Are you calling me fat?” she replied, before her agent could end the interview. 15. Kate Upton View Photo Kate Upton is an absolute knockout. But no one will ever accuse her of being a Size Zero. 16. Robyn Lawley View Photo Robyn Lawley is known as a plus-size model. She debuted in 2015 in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. Advertisement A message from our sponsor. 17. Adele View Photo Adele may be the best singer on the planet. And she shoul be proud to show her body off at all times! The End. Up Next: ” 17 Hot Stars Who Aren’t Super Skinny .” We’ll be redirecting you shortly…
So the last seven episodes of Mad Men start airing in a couple weeks, and I don’t know about you guys, but that’s got me a little depressed. Because that means we won’t only be losing one of the best shows on TV, we’ll also be losing one of TV’s best red carpet shows: Christina Hendricks and her massive cleavage. So enjoy this preview of coming attractions, because I’m hoping Christina goes out with a bang. Oh, and the show too, of course. » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com Continue reading →
Here’s the super busty Christina Hendricks at the special screening of ‘Mad Men’ at The Museum of Modern Art. Now even though Chris is not showing off her amazing rack as she normally does, there’s still enough boobage for me to want to lick my screen. » view all 12 photos Photos: WENN.com
I am drunk…and have been on a stepGIRL CAMS for the last 12 to 14 hours…and I think I’ve officially fallen in love. This is what I was supposed to feel when I got married to my wife and now I understand the whole reason that these sites are addictive…it is because of these amazing girls who may make money getting naked, but who get naked so good, and so fun and from the comfort of their own home… Her name is Morgan Reese…she’s magnificent and I just pulled some of her twitter pics for you to get sucked on in this too…because I don’t mind sharing what isn’t mine to begin with..I know deep…but not deep enough…if you know what I mean… I guess what it comes down to is that there are cam girl and there are cam stars…it’s safe to say…this one’s a serious star…seriously… TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF HER – GETTING NAKED AND MASTURBATING – And Other Cam Girl Stuff CLICK HERE
My friend just told me that Christina Hendricks is 20 to 1 on most sportsbooks to win Best Supporting Actress at the Emmys on Monday. I say she’s got no chance…but I also don’t think she’s hot, overrated but other people do, that’s why I pulled these 10-20 pics of her from other sites saying these are her hottest pics, to prove that she’s not hot… There is nothing exciting about her, except big tits, but I can show you thousands of fat girls with big tits, it isn’t an impressive feat, if anything fat girls with no tits are more impressive, because that takes some level of freakish hormones or genetics.. Hell if I eat enough donuts – I’ll have a d-cup too…in fact I already do.. Here are the top pics of her for you to judge for yourself, keep in mind these are all 4 years old…but you like 4 year olds…don’t you. Monster.
From Justin Bieber and Malala's online chat to Christina Hendricks' Funny or Die video on income inequality, here's what you need to know today! Go here to see the original: Justin Bieber & Malala Chat It Up – MTV Act
