Jennifer Love Hewitt will appear on Ellen later today, but – SPOILER ALERT! – the actress will actually be fully dressed this time around. About a year ago, the former Client List star gave an interview while wearing a dress that left fellow guest Matthew Perry both slack-jawed and tongue-tied. But the focus of this taped chat was less on JLH’s breasts and more on her baby, as Hewitt is the mother of a four-month old named Autumn. Jennifer Love Hewitt Wears Clothing on Ellen The beauty told Ellen that her child “loves your show and she loves Pharrell and Drake. She’s big into hip-hop and Latin music for some reason! She does the Dougie!” Hewitt also gushed over baby daddy and new husband, Brian Hallisay . The 35-year old is “an awesome, incredible father and a great husband and I just feel really lucky,” Hewitt said. We’re so very happy for this gorgeous star and we now direct readers to 19 other great moments in Ellen history: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
There was a surprise surgery for someone’s birthday… a dead supporting character… and some seriously hot sex. Just an ordinary night of Thursday television this week? Not exactly. We rundown the highlights below and make it easy for readers to watch TV online in order to catch up. —————————————————— It was Richard Webber’s birthday on GREY’S ANATOMY and Bailey gifted him with an unusual surgery. A really, really unusual surgery. Elsewhere, Jackson and April got an unexpected, unpleasant surprise from the former’s mother. Watch Grey’s Anatomy online to find out what she wanted: Watch Grey’s Anatomy Season 10 Episode 16 Online Staying on ABC, SCANDAL had one question to answer on the appropriately-titled “Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.” WHO GOT SHOT? The answer was revealed right off the bat, as viewers were also treated to a fun debate on gun rights. Watch Scandal online and prepare to mourn a major player: Watch Scandal Season 3 Episode 14 Online On THE VAMPIRE DIARIES, Elena suffered hallucinations as a result of her virus, while we learned some shocking information about Liv. We also met her brother and Caroline agreed to go on a road trip with Enzo. Also: Hot. Delena Sex. Watch The Vampire Diaries online and do not miss the final three minutes: Watch The Vampire Diaries Season 5 Episode 16 Online Finally, another finalist was given the boot on AMERICAN IDOL. Who caused J. Lo to shed many years? Click through this gallery and take note of who is now missing: American Idol Season 13: Who’s Left? Open Slideshow 1. Sam Woolf Sam Woolf has the look of an American Idol winner, doesn’t he? This is a cute young white guy who plays guitar. View As List 1. Sam Woolf Sam Woolf has the look of an American Idol winner, doesn’t he? This is a cute young white guy who plays guitar. 2. Malaya Watson Malaya Watson is the youngest of all American Idol Season 13 finalists. She is only 16. 3. Majesty Rose Majesty Rose possesses the name of a celebrity. Will she win American Idol Season 13? 4. Jessica Meuse Jessica Meuse is a 23-year old native of Alabama. She has done quite well for herself on American Idol Season 13. 5. Jena Irene Jena Irene could be your next American Idol champion. She has reached the round of 13. 6. Dexter Roberts Dexter Roberts is not a small man. He also has a big chance of being named the next American Idol! 7. CJ Harris CJ Harris is 23-year old Alabama resident. Will he be the next American Idol? 8. Caleb Johnson Caleb Johnson is a 22-year old native of North Carolina. He is doing very well for himself on American Idol. 9. Alex Preston Alex Preston has advanced to the American Idol Season 13 finals. We wish him the best of luck!
Ray J didn’t just hit it first . He continues to hit it again and again – figuratively speaking, that is – in an attempt to stay relevant. In a parody for Joan Rivers’ upcoming WE tv series ( Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best? , premiering March 29), the singer and the old comedian parody a certain Kim Kardashian sex tape . Check out stills from the unnamed video here: Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Pics Open Slideshow 1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar. View As List 1. Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Still Ray J and Joan Rivers in a sex tape?!? Yes. Well, sort of. This is a parody of Kim Kardashian Superstar. 2. Ray J and Joan Rivers in Bed Here’s something you can never, ever unsee: Ray J and Joan Rivers… in bed! 3. Joan Rivers in Ecstasy Joan Rivers writhing and moaning in bed? This is something we hoped never to witness. 4. Joan Rivers and Ray J Ray J and Joan Rivers reflect on their sex tape in this photo from the latter’s WEtv show. 5. A Sex Tape Selfie This is a selfie the Internet could have done without. Ray J snapped it of himself and Joan Rivers in bed. Why does a relationship with an older woman work so well for Ray J? Is it really true that once you go Jew, as Rivers says below, you know how to screw? And how will Kim react to her history as an amateur porn star once again coming to light? We can’t answer the final two questions just yet. But we can prepare readers to watch Ray J and Joan Rivers in bed. It’s both humorous and frightening: Ray J and Joan Rivers Sex Tape Parody
It’s depressing but true: Kate Gosselin and her kids are returning to television for a Kate Plus 8 special that will not include the children’s father and Kate’s estranged ex, Jon Gosselin. But if you’re concerned over these kids once again being placed in the spotlight, don’t be. They are “extremely excited” for the opportunity… according to Kate Gosselin, that is. 23 Photos of a Terrible Mother Open Slideshow 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems. View As List 1. Kate Gosselin, Twins Kate Gosselin is the mother of many kids. But she always put her financial and famous interests about theirs it seems. 2. Kate Gosselin: Destroyed by Greed! Kate Gosselin has been destroyed by greed. According to this tabloid cover, that is. 3. Kate Gosselin Pissed Okay, maybe she’s not pissed. But Kate Gosselin does not look happy in this pic. At all. 4. Kate Gosselin Mocks Asians Is Kate Gosselin mocking Asians with this photo? One of her harshest critics says she is. 5. Nails on a Chalk Board Kate Gosselin is the human equivalent. 6. Kate Gosselin Waves Kate Gosselin waves to fans. Which apparently she has. 7. Kate Gosselin Smiling Kate Gosselin is all smiles, in spite of the fact that she just got fired. Most likely because this pic was taken months earlier. 8. Kate Gosselin Angry Kate Gosselin is often angry. It’s kind of a safe assumption with her. 9. Kate Gosselin Photograph Would you go on a date with Kate Gosselin? The former reality star is reportedly ready to find love again. 10. Kate Gosselin Facelift Did she get one? She says no, but some people say otherwise. 11. Kate Gosselin Cleavage Pic Nice. That’s all we have to say about this Kate Gosselin photo. Particularly because there is no audio. 12. Jon and Kate Plus 8 Jon and Kate Plus 8 back in happier times. Those were the days. 13. Kate Gosselin, Mady and Cara Kate Gosselin at Target with twin girls Mady and Cara. Cute. 14. Kate Gosselin Stizzyle Kate Gosselin, Kentucky Derby style. Wow. 15. Ugly Kate Gosselin Sorry to put it so bluntly. But Kate Gosselin has looked better. 16. Shut UP Lady Seriously, Kate Gosselin. Just spare us. 17. Kate Gosselin on Today Show Pic Kate Gosselin on the Today Show. What a character. 18. Mother of 8 That’s Kate Gosselin for you. Not a lot to add to that. 19. Hot Kate Gosselin Bikini Pic Let’s be honest. Kate Gosselin is hot. How many women can birth eight humans and look like this, are we wrong? 20. Bad as it Gets It doesn’t get much worse than Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars. Bristol Palin maybe. That’s pretty much it. 21. Kate Gosselin and Sextuplets Kate Gosselin and the six kids she was pregnant with at the same time. Pretty remarkable feat right there. 22. Kate Gosselin’s New Haircut Kate Gosselin can waste money with the best of them. Look at her new hair! Totally worth a grand! 23. Kate Has a Bad Hair Day This would be more newsworthy, except when does she NOT have a bad hair day. Exactly. Peace. Kate tells Us Weekly that the kids “cheered like crazy” when she told them of the one-time TLC episode, which will be an hour in length and catch viewers up on where this family stands. “It was like I announced that it’s Christmas tomorrow,” Gosselin claims . “Our crew walked in and it was like they had never left.” That’s not necessarily a good thing, is it? Perhaps the kids should be used to life without cameras in their faces at all times. Especially considering how petrified Mady and Cara looked when they stopped by the Today Show in January. Jon, of course, is not included in this mini reunion, nor is he pleased about it. “He thinks it is a really bad idea for his kids,” a source tells the tabloid. “Jon feels he has his kids’ best interest at heart.” He can’t do anything about it, however. Insiders confirm that Kate is “not obliged” to tell her ex anything about twins Cara and Mady, 13; and sextuplets, Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel, 9. “Everybody is entitled to their opinions,” Kate says of Jon’s many critiques concerning her seemingly self-involved mothering style. “I don’t let it bother me or affect me that much. I’m led by my gut, my heart and doing what I’ve always set out to do as a parent.”
Selena Gomez got together with her pal Zooey Deschanel for a night on the town Wednesday in West Hollywood … a pairing we didn’t see coming. Joined my another female friend, the trio seemed to have enjoyed themselves, according to the brunette beauty who posted a photo of them being silly. “Ladies being ladies. Ladies night,” Selena Gomez captioned the photo. When she’s not grinding with Justin Bieber (who it appears she’s back together with, and may even be touring with) she’s been having a lot of good girl time. Besides Deschanel, Gomez, Francia Rasia, Raquel Stevens and Haley Pharo went to the Sunset Tower Hotel this week to spend some quality time together. The very same quartet of girls were seen a few days before at Rockwell Table and Stage in Los Angeles to watch For The Record: Baz Luhrmann. “The show was so much fun, everyone was singing along,” a source dished. “The girls had an amazing time and stood at the end to cheer on the cast.” Does sound like a much better time to us than, say, this … Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez GRINDING Open Slideshow 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. View As List 1. Selena Gomez Straddles Justing Bieber Selena Gomez assumes the position in Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. 2. Selena Up Against the Wall Justin Bieber has Selena Gomez back where he wants her in this video he posted online. 3. Justin Bieber Hoists Selena Gomez Selena Gomez assumes the position in a screen capture from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. HOT? 4. Eyes Are on the Prize Justin Bieber is squarely fixated on Selena Gomez’s rear end up in here. 5. Selena Gomez, Justin Bieber Instagram Embrace Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber share an embrace in a frame from the video he put on Instagram. 6. Wrapped Around Him Selena Gomez’s body is back where no one wants to see it – wrapped around Justin Bieber. 7. Justin Bieber Screen Shot A screen grab from Justin Bieber’s new Instagram video. A shirtless one at that. 8. Douche in Motion Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber work out some new choreography. He refuses to wear shirts. Oh well. As for her New Girl friend, Zooey Deschanel and Prince have a new single out, which may be the most randomly awesome thing of all time.
For the first time in his Presidency, Barack Obama appeared on Ellen this week. But whatever… so did Mateo Beltran! This three-year old rose to viral fame this week after his mother filmed her toddler arguing with her over cupcakes . “Listen, Linda, Linda, honey!” Mateo kept saying to the camera, trying to talk his way into having dessert for dinner… to no avail. But Ellen finally provided the tyke with his beloved sweets, decorating the cupcakes with Batman and Superman decor, while also giving Mateo’s mother a spa weekend gift certificate. Oh, and $10,000. Ellen gave the family $10,000. 3-Year Appears on Ellen, Gets His Cupcakes Watch the appearance above and then relive this viral sensation below: Toddler Argues About Cupcakes Ellen, of course, has become famous for making dreams come true. And also for making us crack up. Relive some of her show’s best moments here: 19 Great Moments in Ellen History Open Slideshow 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! View As List 1. Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres – “Watching Cats on the Internet” Rebel Wilson and Ellen DeGeneres perform a track here off their album, “White Ladies Rapping.” Sit back and enjoy “Watching Cats on the Internet” now! 2. Zac Efron to Ellen: Happy Birthday! Ellen DeGeneres is a very lucky woman. Watch Zac Efron serenade her for her birthday here. 3. Kim Kardashian Gets a New Bikini Kim Kardashian talks Christmas cards and bikinis in this chat with Ellen. Watch the star get a new bathing suit now. 4. Ellen DeGeneres Defends Marriage, Slams Tabloids Ellen DeGeneres is very happy in her marriage. She makes that very clear in this monologue, slamming a Star magazine report. 5. Ellen DeGeneres Christmas Card Reveal Ellen DeGeneres unveils her Christmas Card in this video. You MUST see what it looks like.
Attention, little kids everywhere. We have a little bit of advice for you today. Don’t try to forge your mom’s signature on a permission slip or other document unless you know her actual name, and can spell it. Because “Mommy” is probably not it. Just a hunch, based on this classic image from Reddit. Not too convincing. Does make for a hilarious addition to our Little Kid Notes gallery, though: 13 Hilarious Kid Notes Open Slideshow 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. View As List 1. Mommy Signature This little kid tried to forge his mom’s signature. Pretty amazing. 2. I Hate Chris! Sorry Ben. I was aiming for someone else … 3. Elementary School Love Letter This elementary school love letter, and the recipient’s response, tells you all there is to know about love among the single-digit set. 4. 30 Boyfriend Rules This little kid has already figured out 30 essential rules any potential boyfriend must abide by. Take heed! 5. Kid’s Insane Christmas Letter Drew Magary’s daughter wrote an insane Christmas list. He wrote an insanely hilarious response. 6. Dear Santa Amazon Letter A kid wrote the full Amazon URL on his Dear Santa letter. In crayon. He’s dedicated. 7. Stinky Kid Note Check out this note written by a Buffalo, N.Y., teacher with regard to the alleged stinky nature of the kids in her class. 8. Kid Poem About Sister This little kid wants his sister out of the house, as this poetry makes abundantly clear. 9. #1 Dad Note An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the single man who adopted him. It brings a tear to your eye … 10. Note to Dad An adorable note written from a 12-year-old to the man who adopted him. 11. Kid Writes Get Well Note This kid’s get well note for his teacher is chock full of helpful advice. 12. Cute Kid Note Check out this cute note written by a little kid to his dad. He meant “cook.” 13. Hilarious Apology Note This note was written by an eight-year old. He used to really hate one of his brothers. At least the offending youngster in question had the best of intentions, or wanted to make us believe that Mommy was very happy when she signed the letter.
Olivia’s Christmas present was Justin Bieber meet and greet tickets for his show in London, March 2012 at the O2 stadium. The fun part was the reveal but the… http://www.youtube.com/v/5ldMeoX42wA?version=3&f=videos&app=youtube_gdata More here: Olivia’s Christmas gift – Meet and Greet Justin Bieber in London
Jimmy Fallon is off and running as host of The Tonight Show. On his opening night , the comedian brought out such stars as Robert DeNiro, Mike Tyson and, well, Kim Kardashian. Then, Kristen Wiig stopped by, doing her best to impersonate Harry Styles while sitting opposite the new host. On Thursday, meanwhile, Fallon pulled out a First. A First Lady , that is, as Michelle Obama was a terrific sport in appearing with Fallon and Will Ferrell for a segment on Ew! , Fallon’s SNL teen girl talk show. Watch Obama mug for the camera, plug kale chips and then dance with her fellow stars now. Fun stuff: Michelle Obama on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon
The puck is about to drop on the most anticipated hockey game of the Winter Olympics. It’s USA versus Canada in a semifinal matchup, with the winner moving on to play Sweden for the Gold Medal. As if these stakes weren’t high enough, Command Transportation has now proposed another prize for the winner: it gets to say goodbye forever to Justin Bieber! A freight broker in Illinois, the company has posted the following picture on its Twitter account, hitting especially close to home for Bieber, who was born in Canada and who is a major hockey fan: The Biebs actually stopped by a junior league hockey practice a few weeks ago, skating around with some teenagers and posing for photos with excited teammates. He recently told followers to work hard and be great , advice all Olympians should take to heart. How crushed must Justin be that he’s become a walking, singing, egg-throwing punchline? Not too crushed, we figure, considering he’s back together with Jordan Ozuna . This Hooters waitress probably knows ways in which she can distract her boyfriend. Moreover, let’s face it, Bieber is used to jokes at his expense at this point. To wit: Late Night Hosts Slam Justin Bieber Open Slideshow 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. View As List 1. Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Justin Bieber Arrest, Tweets Jimmy Kimmel goes to town here on the Justin Bieber scandal. Watch him make fun of a few choices fan Tweets now. 2. Jimmy Fallon Jokes About Justin Bieber Jimmy Fallon jumps on the anti-Justin Bieber bandwagon in this monologue. Watch him crack some jokes at the artist’s expense. 3. Conan O’Brien Mocks Justin Bieber Conan O’Brien takes on the Justin Bieber arrest in this hilarious talk show segment. Watch the singer floss his teeth with cold hard cash. 4. Jay Leno Cracks Wise About Justin Bieber Jay Leno has some fun here at Justin Bieber’s expense. All late-night talk show hosts took shots at the singer.