Husband Mad at Cheating Wife Brazilian Rapist Gets Pipe Shoved Up ASshole Drunk Dude in Portland Does a Dance Woman in Wheelchair Goes Down Escalator The post Twerking During Labor and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I was trying the Amazon affiliate program to see if I could make some extra money for my addictions…and it lasted 2 weeks…I generated tens of thousands of dollars in sales for them…IN TWO WEEKS and all of a sudden, like a Christmas miracle they cancel my account and hijack my earnings saying that I am a PORN site… THEY WILL NOT PAY ME WHAT I MADE…because they think this is PORN…even though they all watch throat rape movies… FUCKING LIES!! Maybe it’s because I link to Porn in the StepLINKS…or maybe it’s because I’ve never censored content I find on the internet – because I find the world a ridiculous lie… Because you are not in compliance with the Operating Agreement, Amazon will not pay you any outstanding fees related to your account. Amazon exercises its right under the terms of the Operating Agreement to withhold fees based on violations, which include the following: -Your Site contains sexually explicit material. Sites are considered unsuitable for inclusion in the Associates Program if they contain sexually explicit, violent, libelous/defamatory materials or promote discriminatory or illegal activities. I started in 2004 and it was fucking annoying seeing censorship on the internet…and now there’s pussy on Instagram / Facebook / Youtube / Google and all the big players…making my nipples obsolete… BUT I am the fucking porn site, posting contnet I find, that’s pop culture and celebrity and not even Gaping Ass, or Weird Fetish videos, the real human experience I am more into that the lie that is pop culture… Yet Love Magazine can put out a video of a bikini model, who is barely a bikini model, but who is trying to be a fashion model, thanks to being a bikini model…in lingerie fucking beating up another chick wrestling…in provocative poses and Youtube’s like “DOPE CLICKBAIT TO RUN ADS ON THAT ISN’T PORN”…even if it’s more porn than ANYTHING I’ve ever posted. FUCK YOU INTERNET for robbing me. Elsa Hosk for Love of the Day The post Hannah Ferguson Wrestles a Chick in Lingerie for Fashion on Youtube Yet I’m a Porn Site of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Kylie Jenner Rumored To Have Already Given Birth As you know, Kylie’s been refusing to confirm her lil Cactus Jack, Jr. on the way with boyfriend of about 8 months Travis Scott. The baby of the JennerDashian clan has been staying out of paparazzi’s way and steering clear of social media for most of 2017…presumably hiding her baby bump and getting ready for her big grand reveal of the news we already know. But…PLOT TWIST…what if Kylie already had the baby, and is waiting until her postpartum snapback is in enough working order for her to debut her new trap child and flat gut in one fell swoop? At least that’s what one fan theory bubbling on the internet says about it. KYLIE JENNER IS ACTUALLY PREGNANT pic.twitter.com/faXEN3fT22 — no (@tbhjuststop) December 28, 2017 And seeing as how Kylie looked Super-preg and likely late term in the photo, and said photo was taken in September…fans are speculating that Kylie might have sat out the family Christmas card because she’s recently postpartum. Also, for whatever reason, folks are speculating that the thing that has Kourtney, Penelope, MJ, Kris, and North smiling and looking offsides is actually Kylie and her baby kicking it in the corner. Folks are also online saying that maybe Kylie is laying low and not making a big deal because maybe she’s not all that sure that Travis is the dad… Of course, this is all chatter. Hit the flip for fan thoughts on the matter. What do you think? Getty/WENN
The stars of Little People, Big World had an extra special reason to enjoy the holiday season in 2017. Actually, TWO extra special reasons: Jackson Kyle Roloff. Ember Jean Roloff. The son of Tori and Zach and the daughter of Audrey and Jeremy both got to experience their very first Christmas and, naturally, various family members had to snap photos of the babies for the occasion. We've collected a number of these adorable images below. Click through and enjoy! 1. Lucky Grandpa Matt Roloff made a point to often say how fortunate he was to have two adorable grandkids to spoil on Christmas. He’s so great with them both! 2. Christmas Eve Celebration Awww! Jackson and his father are wearing matching shirts! 3. Actually, Matching ONESIES Wow. This is even better. 4. With Santa! We don’t know what Jackson asked Santa for, but we just want more and more photos of this adorable child! 5. Who Are You, Again? Santa? Santa CLAUS, you say? Sorry. Never heard of you. 6. First Christmas! Look at how proud Audrey and Jeremy are of holding their daughter in this holiday pic. View Slideshow
Source: Hero Images / Getty We all have that one aunt that when she is around acts a certain way, drinks too much or offers you some of her earthly goods. A video posted by Cocoa Butter , shows several different aunties that are in your family. This video will make you laugh and point out one of the aunties in your family. Sign Up For Our Newsletter! Close Thank you for subscribing! Please be sure to open and click your first newsletter so we can confirm your subscription. Email Submit This video shows the messy aunt. The one that gets drunk and wants you to join in the fun, but then gives you all the tea on family members. Another aunt might be the one that buys you Bibles for your birthday and Christmas . They also show a bougie aunt that travels around the world and looks down upon people that don’t drink high priced champagne. She also thinks everyone is jealous of you. The next aunt they talk about is the alternative aunt that is secretly gay. She talks to you about it, drops hints and is very cool. Lastly you have the herbal aunt, the one that eats kale, but smokes weed a lot and even makes you special brownies. Watch the video and tell us which auntie you have. RELATED: Black Tony Triggered His Aunt’s Nut Allergy [EXCLUSIVE] RELATED: Auntie Maxine: “Black Women Can Put Trump Out Of Office” RELATED: Auntie Maxine To Jeff Sessions: “How Does It Feel to Be Dragged And Humiliated?” The Latest : Prank Call: Rickey Smiley Tells New Mom There’s Patron In Her Breastmilk [EXCLUSIVE] 5 Types Of Aunties [VIDEO] Remy Ma and Papoose Are Expecting! Jay-Z Shares A Glimpse of “Family Feud” Video Featuring Beyonce and Blue Ivy [ione_media_gallery src=”https://rickeysmileymorningshow.com” id=”1603422″ overlay=”true”]
With each passing day, Duggar fans grow louder in demanding a Jinger Duggar pregnancy announcement . We don’t know when it will come. Some fans don’t know if it will come. In the mean time, Jinger still wears pants with her husband’s blessing, as you’ll see in two new photos below. This time, though, her fashion choices caused fans to ask some questions . And who better to talk women’s fashion than … Jeremy Vuolo? Jinger Duggar, as a family “rebel,” continues to be a little divisive among Duggar fans. Most conservative Christian families would be delighted at a woman who gets married right away to a conservative Christian man — without having premarital sex or any of the other, you know, things that most humans do. And sure, plenty of Duggar fans applaud Jinger for getting a husband who has a few theological differences with her father … (Of course, one of those differences is that Jeremy Vuolo thinks that the fundamentalist Duggars aren’t harsh enough against gay people, which … is a pretty extreme view) … and who allows her to wear pants. Other Duggar fans, however, continue to freak out whenever they see her wearing the devil’s leggings or whatever they think that pants are. Jeremy Vuolo shared this photo of Jinger — again wearing pants, and included the caption: “Standing outside Tenth Presbyterian Church where the late Dr. James Montgomery Boice pastored for 32 years. He was a remarkable gift to the church as a whole and is one of my and @jingervuolo’s favorite authors.” Boice was a conservative theologian noted for his devotion to the Christian concept of Biblical Inerrancy. Fans were less curious about dead religious thinkers and more about Jinger’s shoes. Fan comments were, though harmless compared to some of the hate that Duggars get on social media, definitely fashion-oriented. “Those shoes are giving me life! I need them in my life!” (Kind of weird to see phrasing by Duggar fans that you’d expect to hear on, like, RuPaul’s Drag Race ) “What kind of shoes does she have on?” It was Jeremy Vuolo who responded, lending his fashion expertise to identify the shoes as “Converse Chuck’s wedges.” (For those interested, the full name of the shoes is Converse Chuck Taylor All Star Lux Wedge Sneakers, which is a ridiculously long name for a line of sneakers) Odd to hear anyone looking to a Duggar daughter as a fashion icon or trendsetter though. Under this photo, Jeremy Vuolo used a quote for his caption: “‘A true wife is the husband’s better half, his flower of beauty, and his heart’s treasure. In her company he finds his earthly heaven; she is the light of his home, the comfort of his soul.’ ~ C.H. Spurgeon” Spurgeon was an 18th Century conservative theologian. He was a diehard Baptist who was also a noted abolitionist. Comments here were also less interested in religious doctrine or quotes about marriage, and instead commented on Jinger’s choice of clothing: “OMG they let her wear jeans.” (The “they” is literally just Jeremy Vuolo … we’ll get to that in a moment) “Omg Jinger you are STUNNING!” another fan wrote. “Those jeans look so nice on you!” That second compliment was a nice way of addressing the jeans-wearing without sounding ignorant. The first … well, if you keep up with the Duggar daughters on their adventures in adulthood, it can be frustrating to read comments from people who think that Jim Bob’s allowing this. Under the particular brand of Christian fundamentalism to which Jim Bob adheres, his daughters may not wear pants … until they are married off, at which point they are effectively the property of their husbands and their husbands can make those kinds of choices. Jeremy Vuolo has stated that he doesn’t believe that Jesus saves people to make them wear skirts, which sounds like sound theological reasoning to us. View Slideshow: Jinger Duggar: Secrets & Scandals of the Family Rebel!
Lots of people say they’re gonna perform some sort of charity or volunteer work during the holidays, but all too often the obligations of the season get in the way. Which is why it’s all the more impressive when someone with as much on her plate as Jennifer Lawrence takes time out of her busy schedule to make the season brighter for those less fortunate. Lawrence stopped by the Norton’s Children’s Hospital in her native Kentucky on Christmas Eve to spread some cheer and pose for photos with staff and patients. It’s the fifth consecutive year that Jen has stopped by the hospital during the holiday season. While many celebs would no doubt take to social media to inform the world of their magnanimity, Jen has made no public mention of her selfless act. In fact, were it not for an Instagram post from hospital staff, we might never have learned of her visit! The photo below appeared online on Christmas Eve, along with the following caption: “Louisville’s own Jennifer Lawrence stopped by Norton Children’s Hospital today to visit with patients, families, and staff,” the hospital shared on their Instagram page on Sunday. “This visit has become a tradition for Lawrence each Christmas. Thank you, Jennifer! You sure do bring a smile to all!” And, of course, Jen is generous with more than just her time. Last year, she donated $2 million to the medical center. Shortly thereafter, she announced the establishment of the Jennifer Lawrence Foundation Cardiac Intensive Care Unit. Sure, stuff like this will never grab as many headlines as the rumors that Lawrence is dating Brad Pitt (she’s not, by the way), but this is the sort of thing Jen will be remembered for long after her popularity at the box office has declined. (Not that that will be happening anytime soon.) The impact that Lawrence has had on the young people she visits and their families is immeasurable. Add to that the fact that there’s no telling how many millions of fans might be inspired by her stellar example and perform some of their own acts of kindness, and you start to get an idea of just how awesome Jen truly is. We hear she’s not too shabby as an actress, either!
Meghan Markle is a disrespectful, promiscuous, unethical nobody who is not worthy of a place in The Royal Family. So states a scathing petition making its way around the Internet, at least. Indeed, while most of the free world appears very excited for Markle to marry Prince Harry in May, a London resident Louisa Pawsey does not share this enthusiasm. Not even the tiniest, little bit. The British troll has started an online petition at Change.org that doesn’t say Markle can’t become Harry’s wife – because obviously she can’t do anything to stop true love. But it does plea for the Royal Family NOT to give the actress a title. Based on what characteristics (or lackthereof) she believes Markle possesses? “We the undersigned believe that Meghan Markle is unsuitable to be a member of the Royal Family and to have an official position in representing this country,” reads the ridiculous document. It adds: “She has shown her disrespect for the Monarch and Royal Family by pulling faces and sticking her tongue out to the visitors during her first public appearance with the Queen.” It’s unclear from where Pawsey gets this impression, or this alleged fact. As you can see below, Markle has come across as nothing but classy during her public appearances as Harry’s fiancee. Continues the petition: “Her attitude and actions in Nottingham shows her lack of respect towards Harry. “The fact that members of the Armed forces are resigning due to the fact they had naked pictures of her in their barracks shows how little respect she will command.” It’s true that Markle has posed for a few sexy photos during her time as a model and actress. It certainly isn’t true that any members of the military have resigned over these snapshots. In conclusion, the petition makes the following points and pleas: No member of the Royal Family should have naked images of them freely available on the internet as she does. Her constant sex simulation makes her a laughing stock and an embarrassment to this country. Her previous divorces and cheating on partners does not lend us to believe she will be faithful to Harry. Please prevent her from having an official role or title after her marriage to Harry. Again, this nonsense is based on something from Markle’s career. Her pretended to give another character a blow job many years ago during an episode of 90210 on The CW. That’s the only “sex simulation” we know of and it took place while she was acting on a television show. As of this writing, Louisa’s petition to deny Markle a royal title has gained only 452 signatures. It’s obviously complete hogwash. No one is taking it seriously and we mostly just feel bad for Pawsey that she’s taking the concept of a Royal this seriously. It’s true that Markle has been divorced and it’s true she comes from mixed heritage and it’s true she has posed for a few seductive pictures (see above). But shouldn’t the Royal Family be applauded for adapting its out-of-date policies, guidelines and restrictions in order to evolve and welcome her with open arms? We think so. View Slideshow: A Royal Christmas: Meghan! Harry! Kate! William! Together!
Source: Jupiterimages / Getty Christmastime is always perfect when it comes to getting adorable videos. Whether it’s something super heart-wrenching like capturing some intimate family moments or just those one-of-a-kind videos you only get when you’re around your whole clan, the content around the Holidays is worth waiting for year-round. One video that has become notorious around the holidays is the cutest little toddler opening up his gift, which just happens to be a wrapped avocado. If you haven’t already seen it down your timeline, he’s extremely relatable to everyone who ahs ever had to act excited for a gift they weren’t really expecting. IT’S AN AVOCADO https://t.co/gjUTqWnTes — jules (@3amshadows) December 25, 2017 That Vine has been a crowd favorite for years, and now it seems that little guy isn’t the only toddler who enjoys getting some fruit for Christmas. This video a Twitter user posted of his nephew opening a banana is just as cute, and he looks legitimately excited for his newest piece of fruit. I gave my nephew a banana for Christmas. I had avocado levels of success. pic.twitter.com/P7qIOUJw4m — Dustin Griffie (@dustingriffie) December 28, 2017 It doesn’t stop at just produce either, babies love all foods. This one toddler unwraps some Hawaiian rolls and his excitement is through the roof! Who can blame him though? I think we’d all be pretty ecstatic to be gifted some Hawaiian rolls… Maybe I’m biased but my little cousin opening his rolls is just as cute and funny as the avocado vine. Enjoy the little things! Merry Christmas! pic.twitter.com/b2hIFmXUlv — michaela (@michh_rovv) December 24, 2017 Beside food, it’s pretty clear that a lot of babies are just happy to get any gifts at all on Christmas. Their pure little hearts are so joyous it teaches us how we should react whenever we get gifts. Here’s a bonus reaction from a heart-warming youngin’ who is the happiest camper over getting some underwear for Christmas. Enjoy! My little brother when I gave him underwear for Christmas :') pic.twitter.com/wer86j6vv2 — Laura (@LauraAngelicaE2) December 28, 2017
Tom Brady fans masturbated to a video of him baking carb-loaded biscuits for his family Christmas, because Christmas is about the cheat day, not that he ate any of them….his wife wouldn’t allow it…she needs him in top form earning money to pay for their stupid rich life….Tom Brady fans are weird, but then again, I think all sports fans are weird, sports in and of themselves are the most homosexual thing you can be into…man on man kicking a ball perversion… But now they can jerk off to his lingerie model Brazilian wife in an issue of Vogue…in her underwear like a good little Catholic Brazilian…who I am pretty sure was born with a dick, but who was at least decent enough to semi retire yet still earn more money than any other model…thanks to being married to a football star in America, which is like being married to a god. A homo tranny loving, tight pants, humping dudes after showering with dudes, while other dudes look on…GOD. The post Gisele Bundchen for Vogue Japan of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .