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Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day

When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere… So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she. So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments. The post Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day

Charlotte McKinney doesn’t have a good enough face, or really anything but her tits, to justify any level of celebrity or following, and the truth is she’s not actually considered a celebrity, she was on a reality show because a dude she was fucking was connected and pretended she was an instagram star, even though no one had ever heard of her, tits have that effect on dudes…they fucking love tits… I just hate knowing that despite her average looks, this rich because her dad is Bahamian and doesn’t pay taxes, she’s a total fucking snob, just annoying…because if was cool and laid back amongst all her fucking low level, average at best, huge titty exploitation, it’d be funny, like a troll.. But instead…you know she’s just another rich girl playing make-belief model, trying to be hot, with her cheesy fucking model poses…and it’s a fucking joke.. What’s not quite a joke is her tits – they are fucking monsters…i want to have hide in my closet…if I had a closet…or under my bed…if it was more than just a mattress on the floor.. The post Charlotte McKinney Hotel Room Lingerie Shoot of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day

Here’s some Love Magazine nonsense that is actually Christmas themed which makes sense because it is their 30 days of Christmas advent calendar stupidity that is really just a clever marketing hook, because people like me pick up on the shit, because they feature half naked well trafficked, highly followed, overrated, overpaid cunts they don’t pay to be in this because it’s editorial – but still the biggest thing they do all year. This pre-xmas-eve video is of Taylor Swift’s real life barbie doll being silly, quirky, funny, showing the world she’s awkward and not as glamourous as she’s made out to be in all her VS work….that no one grasps…because why would she take anything seriously – her job is joke, a scam, ridiculous…and she’s won… Not to mention, she’s not hot, she’s lanky and weird, and no one expected her to be anything but a clumsy armpit sniffing twat.. MERRY CHRISTMAS.. The post Karlie Kloss Awkward for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Christmas Miracle: Meet The Black Santa Who Hasn’t Aged In 30 Years

Black Santa Goes Viral Santa is real, guys. There’s a black Santa down in New Orleans who has been giving kids joy for decades. That’s not quite special, except for the fact that he looks exactly the same as he did decades ago. Once the picture above hit Twitter, people from the Big Easy all shared their pics from yesteryear and he looks the damn same. Just look at all these pics. Not only for Santa but for how adorable all these kids are. If this doesn’t put you in the Christmas spirit then I don’t know what does.

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Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day

Finally…a good, wholesome, Christmas inspired video for a Christmas advent calendar… Love Magazine may be lazy, they may fucking suck, considering the ppl they work with, the budgets they have, they have no excuse… But they put this girl, a girl with a great body, Alexis Ren, in a thong one piece…and have her doing ballet with a person in that T-Rex costume the internet was loving…and you create the closest thing to brilliance…and holiday cheer…all at the same time….and it’s so fucking easy, all of their videos shoulda been on this level of weird…but hot…with Christmasness. This is the only video to date that has a Christmas vibe, a little Nutcracker in more than one way, becuase of the song, the dance, the performance…my testicles crying because they can’t cum to this Christmas….with Dinosaurs instead of mice….hot bitches half naked instead of nutcracksers and I approve of this Love Magazine video… I guess in 22 days, this this is the one they did right, there were another 2-3 that were decent enough to watch….and 4 out of 22 is pretty fucking bad…especially considering the “talent” and budget they have…but the internet is lazy, they’ll watch anything…. The post Alexis Ren for Love Magazine of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day

It wouldn’t be Christmas without staring at Hilary Duff’s big strong, round, firm, massive, juicy, even terrifying, good to lift heavy objects thanks to all the lifting – she did while fucking her trainer like a testosterone jacked woman nearing her sexual prime ass in leggings… I just want to shove a fucking candy cane in that fucker and start sucking my way to the womb…because anal may be shitty…but it’s the gateway to love….isn’t it? CLICK HERE TO SEE THE 29 PAGE TRIBUTE TO HILARY DUFF The post Strong Round Hilary Duff Ass of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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Fakin’ And Floppin’: Blac Rob’s Big Break-Up Publicity Stunt Still Didn’t Help Their Struggle TV Show

Blac Chyna And Rob Kardashian’s Big Fight Was Publicity Stunt For Reality Show The proverbial s#!t hit the fan this week as Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna purportedly got into a world-ending fight that resulted in Chyna moving out and taking the baby with her. However, according to Radar , the whole thing was a cheap stunt to try to get people to tune in to their deflated reality tv show’s baby special that was to air the following day. Unfortunately… According to TV By The Numbers, the antics of the reality show couple completely backfired. Rob & Chyna Baby Special didn’t even land in the top 100 cable shows for the night of Sunday, Dec. 18, according to Nielson ratings. “Rob and Chyna are in a panic about the future of the show,” a source close to the couple told Radar. “They spent so much time being manipulative and it didn’t work.” While the reality couple cashed in on the first season of their six-episode show — they even earned bonuses for ratings spikes — the dismal baby special show put their future in jeopardy. Damn, Chyna couldn’t figure out how to finagle the ratings? Maybe she doesn’t deserve to be “Anglea Renee Kardashian” after all. Kim and Kris woulda had that thang JUMPIN’! Image via WENN/E!

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Long Live The Lox

On their first album in 16 years, the New York rap vets stay true to their values

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Your Favorite Christmas Movies Rewritten For The Trump Era

Donald Trump has not yet been sworn into office, but he’s already ruined everything: foreign relations, the platonic concept of ethics, the entire planet, the once pleasing hue of cartoon carrots. It follows, then, that he will soon ruin Christmas movies, whose blind, bleeding-heart optimism will no longer offer us brief seasonal respite, but will… Read more »

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Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day

Mariah Carey entertains me – not because I follow anything her crazy ass does – not because I listen to her music – not because she’s a Christmas icon because one of her songs is played on repeat the entire holiday season – not becasue she’s got a voice of an angel – or because I’m a fan who has watched her career go from fucking the CEO of her record label – to losing her mind – marrying and getting knocked up by one of her groupies who probably made her feel good about herself but because she still exploits her tits shamelessly for attention… Posing by her Aspen house and the insane over the top rich person tree she probably didn’t decorate but dictated like a cunty slave driver you assume she is….but don’t watch her reality show to figure out….with her TITS OUT… It’s brilliant. Not a Christmas miracle…nothing exciting really…but any girl pulling her tits out for the sake of pulling her tits out – is what Christmas is all about. The post Mariah Carey Weird Christmas Tree Erotica of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .

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