I know I’ve introduced you guys to Sofia Jamora here before, but just in case you need a quick refresher, here you go: she’s a professional Instagram model that’s trying to make it as a real model. Hmm. I guess that didn’t really narrow it down much, huh? Oh well. I guess just stare at Sofia’s latest photoshoot for a while and try to burn her killer bikini body into your memory. It probably won’t work, but at least you’ll enjoy doing it. Good luck.
I know I’ve introduced you guys to Sofia Jamora here before, but just in case you need a quick refresher, here you go: she’s a professional Instagram model that’s trying to make it as a real model. Hmm. I guess that didn’t really narrow it down much, huh? Oh well. I guess just stare at Sofia’s latest photoshoot for a while and try to burn her killer bikini body into your memory. It probably won’t work, but at least you’ll enjoy doing it. Good luck.
When you’re a pervert – you see the perversion in everything. Since internet porn became a thing, everyone is a fucking pervert, more perverted than me because I find perversions boring, I’ve been having them far too long, before it was mainstream….and now all you fuckers are primates who have no decency, who don’t know how to behave, who end up masturbating in public places to releive the build up from your perversion….it’s everywhere… So posting 100 pics of random Christmas smut – probably won’t inspire you, get you in the christmas spirit cuz you’re already trying to figure out how to bang your family members after one too many drink – by the tree – hoping to not get caught – cuz you’re desensitized – it’s the only thing that turns you on – and luckily for you – so is she. So here’s a round-up of some Nostalgic XMAS moments. The post Random Christmas Sleaze to Get you in the Christmas Spirit of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Now that she’s 18 and a post like this isn’t going to land anyone in big trouble (especially me), I want to officially introduce you perverts to Becky G . Or as I like to call her, Selena Gomez 2.0. See, like Selena, Becky’s also a wannabe pop star/actress, except she already clearly knows how to dress, something that took Selena years to learn. Anyway, here she is at something called AT&T Latino’s A Night With with Becky G, and all I want to know is, where do I sign up? And how much does it cost? » view all 11 photos Photos: WENN.com
It looks like Sara Jean Underwood must still be single , because she’s still hard at work, hustling like a pro. Here’s her latest smoking hot photoshoot, and between this and her Instagram, it probably won’t be too much longer before some lucky billionaire swoops in and becomes Sara’s new sugar daddy. I’d do it myself, but I’m pretty sure expired McDonald’s coupons don’t count towards your net worth… Anyway, until that day comes, at least we get to keep enjoying Sara’s hustle. » view all 14 photos
Kate Moss, Daria Werbowy and Lara Stone are all imitating each other in this three cover issue of Vogue, that you probably won’t find hot, but that I find hot, because I like looking at models, unless I am next to the models, in which case I fear models, since models are all 7 foot tall, broad shouldered freaks…but when in pictures, like these pictures, not naked or spread legged enough for my liking, but spread legged enough to imagine them spread legged enough, because when you think of how much sex these models have had with rockstars, actors, and other dirty fucking rich people, maybe their vaginas gaping is better in panties…you know they are washed up…but still dirty…. Either way, interesting concept… The post The Triple Vogue Paris Covers of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather – Celebrity Gossip, Hot Girls, Comedy, Good Times… .
You probably won’t catch Drake (or at least his crew) standing in line for a new iPhone any time soon. Drake took to Instagram to share his deep love of the BlackBerry as if it was 2006. “Still PING squad for life,” he wrote while also tagging members of the OVO crew.
Her name is Precious Muir and I guess she just got a wax and felt the need to show the world in a “I don’t give a fuck” even though this is fully staged – kind of way… It’s the old “show them your labia and they will google you and maybe even follow you on instagram because you are low level and need any stunt you can get to get noticed”… It’s a tactic I encourage all girls to participate in, but I will say that it probably won’t make you famous – society sees too many vaginas now, everyday – everywhere, co-workers are passing around their vagina pics, kids in the same class are passing around vagina pics, the whole world wants the whole world to see their vagina pics – so Precious Muir is a dying breed in an archaic publicity stunt – that if this was 2004 – would have ended in a reality show…but now just gets a post on DrunkenStepfather…not really a win…for anyone…
