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The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker: ‘She’s a Brick House’

There is only one reason why you, esteemed readers, would watch Chuck Lorre’s formulaic new sitcom about a pair of overweight Chicago lovebirds: the fat jokes. And boy, are there fat jokes. (Well, if you define a fat joke as “any line about beefy gals and White Castle drive-thru deaths followed immediately by a cringeworthy laugh track.”) And now, thanks to Movieline’s new weekly feature The Mike & Molly Fat Joke Tracker, you don’t even have to sit through the CBS show to catch the most offensive jabs. Herewith, last night’s tasteless disses from the Mike & Molly pilot.

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Watch 90210 Season 3 Episode 2 – Age of Inheritance

Watch 90210 S3E2: Age of Inheritance The new installment of our favorite Wilson Family of 90210, which is entitled “Age of Inheritance” is the drama hit TV show’s 2nd episode of the 3rd season that aired last 09/20/2010 Monday at 8:00 PM on CW. Naomi discovers a way on how she can get some cash off her trust fund and have used it to throw herself a big birthday party and invited the Honey Brothers to play for her. Liam, Navid and Dixon goes out with Oscar to have fun, but the fun stops for Dixon as he finds himself in a predicament when Ivy saw an online photo of him taking a body shot off another girl. Annie still wants her relationship with Liam even though she met a guy at the coffee shop that she felt real connection with. Teddy is being confronted by Silver about his drinking problem and Jen is forced to bed rest until she delivers her baby. Watch 90210 3×2(0302) Free Online Streaming Full Episodes Replay of the Latest Season and Video Clip Download Link:

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Watch Chuck Season 4 Episode 1 – Chuck versus The Anniversary

Watch Chuck S4E1: Chuck vs. The Anniversary A new season of Chuck has finally arrived after four long months of break, and it will now take us where they have left off, Casey and Sarah to their latest mission of investigation a Russian operative while Chuck takes Morgan with him as he searches for his mother. The premiere installment of our favorite spy geek named Chuck, which is entitled “Chuck versus The Anniversary” is the hit sci-fi TV series’ 1st episode of the 4th season that aired last 09/20/2010 Monday at 8:00 PM on NBC. Watch Chuck 4×1 (0401) Free Online Streaming Full Episodes Replay of the Latest Season and Video Clip Download Link:

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Joaquin Phoenix: <br>Where Were They Then?

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Viral Video Film School: Jerk Animals

Brett Erlich has scoured the Internet for evidence that animals aren’t all cuteness and light. Some of them have dark sides. Especially the animals with darker fur on a particular side.

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Modern Lady: Models Are Not Like Us

Erin Gibson probes the alien world of modeling and rest of the world’s hysterical reaction to it — all the while giving normal ladies hope that models are anomalies that will one day be replaced by robots.

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The Town

Brett Erlich and Ellen Fox join forces with top movie critics to review Ben Affleck’s The Town , a crime thriller based on Chuck Hogan’s book, Prince of Thieves .

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Harry Reids Dream Act – Cap and Gown Amnesty for Votes

The so-called DREAM Act would create an official path to Democratic voter registration for an estimated two million college-age illegal aliens. Look past the public relations-savvy stories of “undocumented” valedictorians left out in the cold. This is not about protecting “children.” It's about preserving electoral power through cap-and-gown amnesty. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid announced this week that he's attaching the DREAM Act to the defense authorization bill. With ethnic activists breathing down his neck and President Obama pushing to fulfill his campaign promise to Hispanics, Reid wants his queasy colleagues to vote on the legislation next week. Open-borders lawmakers have tried and failed to pass the DREAM Act through regular channels for the past decade. That's because informed voters know giving green cards to illegal alien students undermines the rule of law, creates more illegal immigration incentives and grants preferential treatment to illegal alien students over law-abiding native and naturalized American students struggling to get an education in tough economic times. This bad idea is compounded by a companion proposal to recruit more illegal aliens into the military with the lure of citizenship (a fraud-ridden and reckless practice countenanced under the Bush administration). DREAM Act lobbyists are spotlighting heart-wrenching stories of high-achieving teens brought to this country when they were toddlers. But instead of arguing for case-by-case dispensations, the protesters want blanket pardons. The broadly drafted Senate bill would confer benefits on applicants up to age 35, and the House bill contains no age ceiling at all. The academic achievement requirements are minimal. Moreover, illegal aliens who didn't arrive in the country until they turned 15 — after they laid down significant roots in their home country — would be eligible for DREAM Act benefits and eventual U.S. citizenship. And like past amnesty packages, the Democratic plan is devoid of any concrete eligibility and enforcement mechanisms to deter already-rampant immigration benefit fraud. The DREAM Act sponsors have long fought to sabotage a clearly worded provision in the 1996 Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act (IIRIRA) that states: “Notwithstanding any other provision of law, an alien who is not lawfully present in the United States shall not be eligible on the basis of residence within a State (or a political subdivision) for any postsecondary education benefit unless a citizen or national of the United States is eligible for such a benefit (in no less an amount, duration, and scope) without regard to whether the citizen or national is such a resident.” Ten states defied that federal law and offered DREAM Act-style tuition preference to illegal aliens: California, Illinois, Kansas, Nebraska, New Mexico, New York, Oklahoma, Texas, Utah and Washington. The last time DREAM Act champions tried to tack their scheme onto a larger immigration proposal, they snuck in language that would absolve those 10 states of their law-breaking by repealing the 1996 law retroactively — and also offering the special path to green cards and citizenship for illegal alien students. Despite the obvious electoral advantage this plan would give Democrats, several pro-illegal alien amnesty Republicans crossed the aisle to support the DREAM Act, including double-talking Sens. John McCain, Richard Lugar, Bob Bennett, Sam Brownback, Norm Coleman, Susan Collins, Larry Craig, Chuck Hagel, Kay Bailey Hutchison, Mel Martinez and Olympia Snowe, as well as presidential candidate Mike Huckabee (who champions even greater illegal alien student benefits than those proposed by Democrats). After paying lip service to securing the borders, McCain promised DREAM Act demonstrators this week that he supported the bill and would work to “resolve their issues.” Out-of-touch polls might want to pay attention to the world outside their bubble. A recent Quinnipiac University poll shows that Americans across the political spectrum favor tougher enforcement of existing immigration laws over rolling out the amnesty welcome wagon. When asked, “Do you think immigration reform should primarily move in the direction of integrating illegal immigrants into American society or in the direction of stricter enforcement of laws against illegal immigration?” solid majorities of registered Republicans, Democrats and independents chose stricter enforcement over greater integration of the illegal alien population. Democrats outside the Beltway have grown increasingly averse to signing on to illegal alien incentives — especially as the Obama jobs death toll mounts and economic confidence plummets. Here in Colorado, a handful of Democrats joined Republican lawyers to kill a state-level DREAM Act amid massive higher education budget cuts and a bipartisan voter backlash. Asked why she opposed the illegal alien student bailout, one Democratic lawmaker said quite simply: “I listened to my constituents.” An alien concept in Washington, to be sure. http://www.onenewsnow.com/Perspectives/Default.aspx?id=1170564 added by: ReverandG

Maher Calls "Teabaggers" Racists; Uses N-Word As Proof

On September 16th’s Larry King Live, guest Bill Maher called “Teabaggers” racists, claimed they hate black people, and added when referring to President Obama as a “Kenyan”, it’s code for “nigger”. Note the chuckling Larry King who didn’t at all seem phased by Maher’s casual use of a racial epithet as well as lack of any kind of media coverage. We all know when liberals use racial slurs, it’s never out of sensitivity or hate. Bill was just trying to make a point, right?

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‘The Town’ Cheat Sheet: Everything You Need To Know

We separate the A-list good guys from the bad in Ben Affleck’s gritty Boston heist flick. By Kara Warner Ben Affleck in “The Town” Photo: Warner Bros. Before you set out to the multiplex to see this week’s gritty bank-heist flick “The Town,” MTV News has you covered with an insider-y look at Ben Affleck’s latest directorial effort, following his critically praised work on “Gone Baby Gone.” Based on Chuck Hogan’s novel “Prince of Thieves,” the story revolves around the relationship between bank manager Claire Keesey (Rebecca Hall) and the career criminal who “stole more than her heart,” Doug McCray (Affleck). Rounding out the triangle is FBI agent Adam Frawley (Jon Hamm), who is determined to bring Affleck’s crook and his gang to justice. From the announcement of the star-studded cast to a glimpse at how the city of Boston embraced the production, here’s everything you need to know about “The Town.” The A-list cast was announced in July 2009, first with news of the addition of Hall and “Mad Men” hunk Hamm, followed by “Gossip Girl” ing