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Naked Model Getting Projected On for Bambi Magazine of the Day

Here’s some interesting new fetish for you people who are like me and not so into the whole hardcore, vile, throat fucking, double anal, spitting on a bitches face while choking her out, porn…which surprisingly is more dudes than girls I talk to. It’s like dudes hate the violent hardcore sex that’s out there, but girls, especially young girls fucking love it….I guess it is because girls are more perverted than guys, we just get the shitty end of the deal…We don’t love abused women, we love hot women, but women love abused women, because women hate women…it’s very confusing…but what isn’t confusing is this BAMBI MAGAZINE shoot with naked girls being projected on…it’s like the TV or Movie screen you can eat out or fuck…which is probably more interesting than trying to fuck the movie screen at the cineplex…because this one won’t get you arrested…especially if you stupidly choose a kids movie… Either way, I like this.

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Naked Model Getting Projected On for Bambi Magazine of the Day

In Honor of W.E., Madonna’s 5 Best Moments on the Big Screen

Madonna’s much-maligned W.E. opens in limited release in New York and L.A. this week, and I thought we’d wipe the taste of Venetian backlash and hydrangea topnotes out of our mouths and remember five occasions when Lourdes’s mother kicked ass in films. Because she did , people. Let’s strap on our bangles, writhe in our fishnets, and point our cone bras back at Madonna’s sunnier moments at the cineplex.

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In Honor of W.E., Madonna’s 5 Best Moments on the Big Screen

Twit Wit: The 5 Best Tweets About This Weekend’s Movies

Nope, new movies 50/50 , Courageous , and Dream House didn’t take the weekend box office away from Moneyball and Dolphin Tale . Boo, I know. But that doesn’t mean your favorite Twitter celebrities didn’t have anything to say about it! In today’s Twit Wit, we see what Sarah Silverman, Patton Oswalt, and one staggering Jeopardy! champ have to say about the cineplex. I’ll take ” Moneyball Jokes” for $600, Alex.

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Twit Wit: The 5 Best Tweets About This Weekend’s Movies

Tom Cruise is in Talks to Play a 6’5 Drifter

In casting news, Tom Cruise is reportedly in negotiations with Paramount Pictures and Skydance Productions to star in this fall’s One Shot , an adaptation of Lee Child’s thriller series. Cruise will play Jack Reacher, who is described in the books as a 6’5, 250 pound military policeman-turned-drifter. If all goes as planned, the film will shoot in Pittsburgh before Cruise begins production on the big budget sci-fi film Oblivion . The Usual Suspects scribe Christopher McQuarrie is set to direct. [ Deadline ]

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Tom Cruise is in Talks to Play a 6’5 Drifter

Talkback: Will You Still See the Next Tracy Morgan Movie?

Famous people sometimes say horrible things, but does that ever mean you stop ankling to the cineplex and spending $13 to see their new movie? In the case of the now-apologetic Tracy Morgan , who made “jokes” (for lack of a better word) during a standup act about how he’d stab his own son if he said he was gay, the commitment to protesting his movies isn’t a harrowing one; he’s obviously known more for his TV roles on 30 Rock and SNL than, say, his filmic contributions like Death at a Funeral . But based on principle alone, do you refuse to see his next movie, which is likely to be released this year?

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Talkback: Will You Still See the Next Tracy Morgan Movie?

Sophie Monk’s Cleavage Finally Makes It

It looks like Sophie Monk actually got invited to some sort of event, impressive. Normally she sets up a mock backdrop with logos all over it in her apartment and stages the red carpet pictures herself. Not this time. Although these could just be shots of her in front of a movie poster at the cineplex, I wouldn’t put it past her, but I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt this time and assume that she’s banging some producer who invited her. You’ve made it princess.