Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking but legal adult…who is on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….show called Modern Family….and now she’s doing ballet in panties…because she’s cultured, thin and worth jerking off to…because she’s on TV…looks 12…and is so intense…like a Russian… The post Sarah Hyland’s Panties of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Lana Del Rey revolutionized music a few years ago…but not really, but her sad songs were actually worth listening to while crying, raping, or doing whatever it is that you do… She was a fascinating tormented story of rich girl, who was raised in Lake Placid by a rich guy, only to move to the city to have a rebellious drug addiction, only to have her dad hire a producer and make gold with his otherwise annoying, depressing, failure of a daughter… Now she’s in a bikini outside her Malibu house, she probably would have had without the music career thanks to being raised rich…but she can say she did it on her own…even though other runaways don’t get record producers, they get AIDS..and die… I don’t care that her ass isn’t amazing…she’s a singer not a model..so I’m into the fat ass…it’s all about context. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Lana Del Rey Ass in Bikini Bottoms of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Thieves Steal 33 Cases Of Burger King Whoppers From Delivery Truck A delivery truck driver had dozens of cases of Burger King whoppers stolen from right under his nose as he slept in a drop-off facility earlier this week. Apparently the “hamburglars” broke the lock on the cargo area more than once to swipe the burgers…but all quietly enough so that the driver didn’t wake. Via Detroit Free Press : Warren Police are investigating how at least 33 cases of Whoppers burgers disappeared from the back of a delivery truck on Friday morning, according to the city’s mayor, Jim Fouts. “It’s a whopper of a theft,” Fouts said dryly. He added of the thieves: “They probably consumed the evidence.” The incident began on Thursday night, when a semi-truck driver tried to deliver several cases of the famous burgers to a Reinhart food distribution center located on Ryan Road and East 10 Mile. For reasons that aren’t clear, the driver had to wait several hours to make his delivery. He fell asleep in the truck and awoke at 2 a.m. — only to notice that his truck’s shipping seal was broken and a few boxes of Whoppers were missing. The driver secured the truck with a padlock and went back to sleep. By the time he awoke at 8:30 a.m., at least one thief had struck again — this time taking 33 cases. “While he was sleeping, they were stealing Whoppers,” Fouts said. Fouts said it wasn’t clear how many burgers were in each case. The distribution center refused to accept the burgers that were left over once they learned of the theft. Now police are trying to catch the “hamburglars.” Yet officers have very little to go on. First of all…were we the only ones that didn’t realize that Burger King Whoppers came fully pre-made in cases? But all that aside, either this one is an April Fool’s joke, or someone is out here eating extra well on all those flash-frozen burgers… Creative Commons / File Photo
Woman Leads Cops On Police Chase In Scooby Doo Van A California woman led law enforcement officers on a pursuit in a van painted to look like the ‘Mystery Machine’ from the Scooby Doo cartoon according to KRCRTV reports: On Sunday at 12:50 p.m., a probation officer with Shasta County Probation contacted Redding Police Department regarding Sharon Kay Turman, 51, wanted for a probation violation. According to police, Turman was found operating the 1994 Chrysler minivan painted teal and green in the area of California Street and Shasta Street. When officers tried to conduct a traffic stop, Turman took off in the van, said police. A pursuit began as Turman sped through South Market Street, said police. The chase came to a stop near Buenaventura and Highway 273, but Turman continued to speed southbound on Highway 273, said police. According to police, Turman drove through an intersection against a red light hitting four other vehicles. The California Highway Patrol helicopter later located the van at Hill Drive just north of Anderson. Officers said Turman then continued the chase through the city of Anderson and onto Interstate 5 at speeds over 100 mph. Turman’s current whereabouts are unknown. She is wanted by the Redding Police Department as well as Shasta County Probation. Damn, Velma hasn’t aged well at all!
Y’all ready for a new female MC on the block ? DC Hip Hop Artist Tarica June premieres music video for the politically inspired single “But Anyway,” created over a patchwork of old school tracks utilizing the nostalgia of songs by Suzanne Vega, Eric B. & Rakim, and P.M. Dawn, cleverly illustrating the pangs of a city in deep socioeconomic flux *** It’s no secret that the presence of the female emcee in the landscape of mainstream hip-hop culture is severely underrepresented. A culture that seems to undervalue the non-conforming female voice unwilling to bend to trends and commercial viability. But Washington, DC based hip hop artist Tarica June has a unique and celebrated skill set that undoubtedly gives her quite the edge on the competition, male and female. Her dossier flaunts high praises from the likes of seminal hip-hop artist Chuck D (Public Enemy) and upcoming collaborations with hip hop artist M-1 (Dead Prez). With an effortless flow that sits haughtily at the nexus of diverse influences such as Sonia Sanchez, Yasiin Bey, and T.I., it’s easy to see why media outlets called her debut “one of the most important projects in recent Hip Hop memory.” And with her upcoming EP Stream of Consciousness and full-length debut on the horizon, the rapper and Howard Law School graduate is destined to shatter stereotypes and transcend categorization in one fell swoop. To satiate fans eagerly awaiting her follow up, Tarica releases “But Anyway,” a thoughtful and refreshingly honest take on DC’s current wave of gentrification. Over a patchwork old school track that utilizes the nostalgia of songs by Suzanne Vega, Eric B. & Rakim, and P.M. Dawn, “But Anyway” cleverly illustrates the pangs of a city in deep socioeconomic flux. The video, Tarica June’s directorial debut, is a colorful and celebratory collage of shots on the streets of her hometown that serves a dual purpose. “Everybody knows that DC was the site of a crack epidemic. I definitely witnessed that growing up, so I won’t discount that. But there was also was a very potent sense of community here.” The searing track “But Anyway” prompted an invite to perform for the delegation of the United Nationas Human Rights Council in early 2016. Her upcoming Stream Of Consciousness EP offers listeners an even more intimate peek into the mind of Tarica June with subtle hints about her forthcoming album. The city’s seismic cultural transition and shifting landscape caused Tarica to reflect on how to best preserve the memory of the city she calls home. Traveling in the same vein, another EP track “Four Unit (My Life)” finds Tarica discusses the pangs of an artist struggling to exist in a city with a soaring cost of living. The track “Uncompromised” is formulated as a push-back on the oft pedaled, well meaning, yet maligned advice that every female emcee likely knows all too well. The pulsing “S.O.C. (Cray)” is a trippy trap laden excursion where Tarica June rhythmically elaborates on her unique musical perspective. “The Cover Up” fashions a thought provoking commentary on how readily society constructs facades in the age of social media – in effect making us less social while normalizing a contrived existence via artificial intelligence. With her guitar and her experiences as her mediums of choice, Tarica June aims to paint an unbridled lyrical portrait steered by authentic sound and vision. At this point in her career, she is well aware of the boxes that categorize her. As an emcee, a conscious rapper, and a female artist. More About Tarica June: Raised in the nation’s capital, Tarica June was reared under the musical influence of her father, a jazz aficionado, her mother, who played Bob Marley daily, and her generation’s chosen mode of fearless expression: hip hop. Away from home in high school, Tarica June was exposed to a new musical vernacular as she found her hip hop heroes juxtaposed with the music of her dorm mates in the form of Tracy Chapman, Grateful Dead, and U2. She began to further expand on her musical tastes in college. Yet unbeknownst to her classmates, she was simultaneously honing a nascent talent that she’d kept hidden for years. Upon graduation, Tarica June relocated back to DC where she found a burgeoning community of Black artists in the midst of a renaissance aptly dubbed The Movement. After one of these musicians used a song that she had written without crediting her, Tarica June decided to attend law school. “I figured that as a creative person I should learn my rights because I saw how easy it is to get taken advantage of if you don’t know the law” she explains. She enrolled at Howard University School of Law, where she focused on intellectual property. While in law school she continued to work on her music, and in 2010 Tarica June bowed with the release of her bold debut mixtape Moonlight Revolution. Waxing poetic over a diverse array of instrumentals from top 40 hits by artists such as Common, 50 Cent, and U2, Moonlight Revolution finds Tarica June firmly establishing herself as a formidable solo artist wielding her dynamic lyrical torch to illuminate a bleak space. Embroidered with nods and references to lauded writer Ntozake Shange as well as trailblazing recording artists Joni Mitchell and Tracy Chapman, Moonlight Revolution was a bold proclamation of fortitude from agile mind of a new, independent, Black female hip-hop artist. Moonlight Revolution struck a chord, putting Tarica June on the radar of various media outlets and festival organizers. Respected website Soul Bounce featured the album in their Bounce-Worthy section, calling Tarica “young, fresh and talented.” HipHopDX wrote an exhilarating, heartfelt 1,700 word editorial in response to Moonlight Revolution, calling it “the logical manifestations of a free mind” and “one of the most important projects in recent Hip Hop memory.”
Bag Of Bones Found In Park Linked To Satanic Ritual Somebody left their roots toolkit in a park in Queens, New York, and now cops want to know who’s skull and bones were in that bag. From The New York Daily News : Cops are investigating a possible satanic connection to the human bones found in a Queens park, police sources said Friday. The black garbage bag containing a skull, a jaw bone and other bones found at Peters Field Park in Hillside on Thursday was next to another bag that contained a machete and a rope. The rope had been fashioned into a cross, police sources said. Forensic anthropologists at the city medical examiner’s office have been tasked with identifying the victim and trying to determine how he or she died. Forensic investigators were also processing the machete and rope for evidence. A city Parks Department worker found the bags near a corner fence about 1:40 p.m. Other workers said the bags were not near the fence two hours before the grisly discovery. What the hell… Shutterstock
Florida Man Arrested For Marrying Three Women Facebook gets ‘em every time ! A Florida man named Steven Rembert was caught MARRYING another woman behind his second wife , Frances Rembert’s back after Takesha Stephens, a woman she’d once treated like her daughter, changed her name on Facebook to Mrs. Rembert. According to Orlando Sentinel reports, it all started to go downhill for the 43-year-old Mr. Rembert when his second wife alerted deputies to the situation: Orange County deputies started looking into the claims and realized that it wasn’t the first time Rembert had started a new marriage without legally ending the previous one. He married three times in Orange County during the past 15 years. In March 2006, he married Evondria Marshay Bryan-Rembert, records state. About five years later in May 2011, he married Frances Rembert. Nearly five years after that, records show he married Takesha Stephens. Deputies said there is no record of Rembert ever divorcing either of the first two women. Frances Rembert told deputies she and her husband split in April after she fell ill and was hospitalized for an unknown amount of time. When she returned home, Rembert wasn’t as friendly or caring toward her, so she moved out, the arrest report states. Not long after that, she said she found out Rembert had started dating Stephens, who was known to their family and lived with them for years. The 27-year-old was treated “as though she was their daughter,” the report states. Frances Rembert didn’t say anything about their relationship until a friend pointed out that Stephens had changed her name on Facebook to “Mrs. Rembert.” Deputies on Wednesday arrested Rembert, who has been a registered sex offender since 2000 after being convicted by the U.S. military on charges of sodomy and sex with a child under 16 years old, records show. Rembert has since posted bail… We are so confused about how this man got one woman to marry him, much less THREE!!! He’s a registered sex offender who ain’t exactly easy on the eyes from the looks of the mugshot. Orange County Jail
…For many, thinking positive is an optimistic mindset sustained by positive affirmations and the general attitude that everything happens for a reason, even if that thing isn’t particularly pleasant. For others, positive thinking is a fantasy land of unrealistic goals and desires, often not backed by any real action, and it’s that type of thinking that can make you even more depressed about your current state of affairs, so says research recently published in Psychological Science. In four different studies, researchers had participants from school-aged children to adults fantasize about some aspect of the future and measured their state of mind at the time of the thinking and in a later meeting. Immediately, positive thinking about some sort of fantasy in the future relieved symptoms of depression, but in follow-up sessions the participants were actually more depressed. Gabriele Oettingen, PhD, lead author of the study, said the reason is: “These positive fantasies relax us and de-energize us. We feel accomplished in the fantasized-about future, so we don’t actually put in the work needed to achieve that future….” [ MadameNoire ] Booking A Trip? Beware Of Fake Travel Sites …In recent years, the BBB has uncovered several fake booking websites, hidden fees and corrupt business transactions, reports WTNH. In order to avoid becoming a victim of fraud, the BBB gives three-pointers to help you successfully plan your next trip without the risk of being scammed. Do Your Research: Research the reviews of the booking company on their site, Yelp and Google. Also, be sure to investigate where they are located and if their contact information is listed on their site. This will inform you of their business etiquette and integrity. Call The Company: Before booking your illustrious getaway, call the company to verify that real people actually work there and get a play-by-play of what you’ll be paying for, especially when booking all-inclusive trips. Pay With A Credit Card: When you pay with a credit card, you’ll be able to dispute the charges if the site or booking company is fake. Also, be sure to check the fine print for hidden fees or surcharges… [ MadameNoire ] Beyoncé Launches Fund To Help The Children Of Flint After two almost years of going virtually unrecognized in the headlines, Flint, Mich. is getting the attention desperately needed to mend the city’s water crisis. Over the last couple months recordings artists like Big Sean, Diddy, The Game have stepped forward with donations, and Beyoncé’ is the most recent celebrity to attach herself to the cause. In connection with her Formation World Tour, Bey announced her very own fund to help the people of Flint, and she’s giving fans an opportunity to donate. The Texas native has partnered with the United Way for the latest #BeyGOOD initiative benefiting the Flint Child Health and Development Fund. [ HipHopWired ] Watch Teyana Taylor Heat Things Up In “Touch Me” Visual [ Vibe ] Ghostface Killah: Martin Shkreli ‘Bout to Catch a Big Mama Ass Whoopin’! [ TMZ Obama Wants To Get Rich And Poor Kids In The Same Classroom [ HuffingtonPost ] 5 Things We Know About ‘Deadpool,’ A Superhero Movie Unlike Any You’ll Ever See [ StarPulse ]
Old Man Died Fucking Hooker – Gets Transported by Medics – Still Inside Hooker Robber Gets Shocked! Bear in the City Gets Shot with a Sedative Insane Work Accident – Looks Like Asshole Kids Fuckign with an Old Guy Crazy Car Accident of the Day Dude Stabbing Chest and Flinches when he Gets his Finger Young Robber Getting Beat Up – Before Being Shot and Left for Dead…Brazil.. Bourne Movie Filmed on the Vegas Strip… Genius and His Elevator Group Dance in Spain… The post Ghetto Chick with a Baseball Back and Other Videos of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepfather .
Personalization is the name of the game when it comes to weddings these days and one new line of African American Save the Dates is making the details count right from the minute couples set a date. Bibi invitations just launched a newly minted line of printable African American save the date cards which can be customized to match any skin tone and hair texture from kinky, curly, coily, and wavy to locs and straight styles. And what’s best of all is the customization is available for both the bride and the groom so your man won’t feel left out. Over 20 different customizable designs are available in digital format on bibinivations.com to be downloaded as PDF or JPG files to be printed right from home or a local print shop. [ MadameNoire ] The Museum Of Love This Man Built In Honor Of His Late Wife Is The Most Touching Think You’ll See All Day Charles “LaLa” Evans met his wife, Louise Evans, when they were in the tenth grade. Neither LaLa nor Louise fit in with the jocks or the scholars, but they found a sweet spot with each other. The sweethearts became inseparable and built a rich, full life. Louise passed away in 2011—just one month shy of the couple’s 60th anniversary. Prior to Louise’s death, the pair had talked about turning their home into a museum commemorating their marriage that featured all of the photos they had taken over the decades. Just months after Louise passed, LaLa got to work on making their dream a reality. Over 1,000 photos and videos appear in the museum, which he named “LaLa and Louise Land.” According to the Huffington Post, it has become quite popular among LaLa’s Starkville, Mississippi neighbors, where he is well-known due to the fact that he served as the city’s first Black mailman for thirty years… [ MadameNoire ] Wale Squashes WWE Beef, Wants A Job More than a year after that confrontation with a fellow WWE fan, Wale has squashed his beef with the wrestling establishment. TMZ Reports: The rapper got to hang out and take pics with Triple H, The Rock and even Vince McMahon during the Miami event this week — a huge shift in his relationship with the WWE. Wale used to attend pro wrestling events all the time, but in the past he’s told TMZ Sports he’s felt frozen out since he fought with a heckling WWE fan. He says the cold war started to end when he recently got chummy with some WWE higher-ups. Fast forward to Monday when Wale finally scored backstage access, and now he’s aiming even higher — “I actually want to work there and I don’t know if [Vince and Triple H] heard about good Wale or bad Wale. Or if they even know what a Wale is.” [ HipHopWired ] Aretha Franklin Announces Plan To Donate Hotel Rooms & Food To Flint Residents [ Vibe ] Martin Shkreli: Shut Your Mouth Ghostface Killah … My Goons Will Take You Out! [ TMZ ] Schools, Black Children, And Corporal Punishment [ HuffingtonPost ] Sheree Whitfield Says ‘Real Housewives’ Women Have Bad Etiquette [ StarPulse ]