This week on Kourtney & Kim Take Miami featured something called a blood facial for Kim, but it wasn’t as dirty as it probably sounds. Also, Scott ended up almost losing one of his balls … sort of. Come along for THG’s official +/- KKTM recap! Kim, or the producers who script her every move, have always loved “detective work.” That’s how she justifies her spying and meddling, anyway. Minus 50 . So you can imagine how excited she is when Larsa’s friend Jake, an actual real P.I., comes to the city to work on a pro bono kidnapping case. Kim Kardashian signs up to help, which is unrealistic in so many ways if they expect us to believe this is a real case, but that’s reality TV for you. Minus 350 . Kim: “If I wasn’t doing what I’m doing now, I would totally be a crime scene investigator.” We were thinking more like porn star, but Plus 100 for aiming high. Still, thanks to Kim’s social networking skills, supposedly, they locate the missing girl’s BF and help point officials in the right direction. So Plus 200 . Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian is a bit concerned about her weight, which wasn’t that big a deal until Scott Disick weighed in with his two cents. Scott suggests that 93 pounds would be “the dream” weight for her. Minus only 50 because he thinks he’s just kidding … but thin ice, buddy. Scott’s problems don’t end there. When he goes to the beach with Kourtney and Mason, he gets a bit of sand in his eye. We know. Dude has got it rough. Scott: “I’m about to have to say goodbye to one of my eyeballs, can we go?” He’s lost his other two balls a long time ago, so please, hurry up people. Minus 100 . Scott: “You’ve got a beautiful kneecap.” Aww. So kind. He actually does get a scratched cornea, which means he has to wear an eye patch … which Kourt makes sure has an “LD” monogram, luckily. Lord Disick, baby. Can’t hold him down. Plus 300 . EPISODE TOTAL: +50! SEASON TOTAL: +493!
Randy Blythe, lead singer of the heavy metal band Lamb of God, was reportedly found not guilty of the manslaughter of a fan’s death in a Czech court. The 41-year-old and the rest of his band performed at a club in Prague in 2010 where the fan in question is said to have attempted to invade the stage. After falling from it, the fan injured his head, fell into a coma and later died. Blythe was arrested in December 2012 when he returned to the city for a scheduled gig, accused of having pushing the 19-year-old man from the stage. He steadfastly maintained his innocence on all criminal charges. The singer pleaded not guilty to manslaughter and this week, a Czech court is said to have agreed that he was not responsible for the death of the man. We’re glad he can put this ordeal behind him at last.
“The Real Housewives of Paris Part Deux” managed to kill the romance in the city of love, unless you include a budding bromance. We break down the surprising turns and best Segway tours in THG’s +/- review. The City of Love couldn’t have looked more beautiful… or more cheesy than with the staged romantic moment between Mauricio and Kyle. Minus 12. Their lock of love on the bridge felt so scripted it was hard to watch. It also proved what a short memory Kyle has when she said her husband’s only romantic gestures were bringing her coffee or running a bath. Did she forget the day he gave her a Maserati?!? Minus 10 . I’ll take that over a silly lock any day. Everyone spent the day exploring Paris and Lisa and Kim were lucky they didn’t break an ankle walking in those ridiculously high heels down cobblestone streets. I’m certain I’d end up in the ER if I tried that. The cutest moment went to Yolanda and Brandi who jogged, skipped, and cartwheeled next to the Seine. Plus 15. Their sense of fun was contagious. But the best romance was a bromance. Mauricio and Ken’s Segway tour of Paris was simply adorable. Plus 22 . It made me happy they were happy to let go of their fight over dinner and move on. If only the woman could take a lesson. Most boring conversation went to Lisa and Kyle who once again rehashed their season long argument. Lisa’s still ticked that Kyle never backs her up and Kyle’s whining because their relationship doesn’t feel the same. Yawn. Minus 13. Although Lisa Vanderpump was being a bit of a brat tonight. Her jabs about Kim’s sobriety definitely had an edge of meanness to it whether she meant it that way or not. And if someone is crying, talking to their sister and asks you to leave, just leave! Minus 18. What was so complicated about that request? But everyone was concerned about Kim. The night before they thought she’d fallen off the wagon and today they worried she’d overdosed in her bedroom. Perhaps it was just their imaginations running amok as it seemed to be nothing more than a bad case of jet lag. Or maybe we’ve just seen he high so often we can no longer tell the difference. Kim wins the line of the night when the ladies all freak out about the chef butchering the duck for dinner. “As long as it’s not doing the quacking while he’s doing the whacking, I’m OK.” Plus 25. Biggest voice of reason… Brandi . Wow! I didn’t see that coming but Ms. Glanville was the voice of understanding all night. She even had Kim’s back more than once. Plus 17. Wouldn’t it be ironic if these two became friends. Kyle might just jump off the Eiffel tower and take Faye with her. Yolanda won the prize for pointing out the obvious. Yes, that was Lisa running to anyone who would listen and gossiping about Kim…in front of Kim. Welcome to reality TV. Who’s up for more Paris next week? EPISODE TOTAL: +26! SEASON TOTAL: -309!
Justin Bieber booed at a concert?!? Now we’ve heard everything. That’s what allegedly went down last night at London’s O2 Arena, according to multiple sources, as Justin was scheduled to take the stage at 8:30 p.m. Instead, he didn’t start his set until 10:30 p.m. Upon his arrival, Bieber heard anything but cat calls from this in attendance, as one summed up the evening on Twitter: “Lots of unhappy parents on a school night, but feel sorry for little kids crying because they missed half concert.” Bieber reportedly cut his set short due to time constraints, as well. This incident is the latest in what has been a tumultuous week for the singer. His 19th birthday was ruined when his entourage got into it with nightclub security and Olivia Wilde told Bieber to wear a shirt more often. But, hey, at least Bieber’s father got him a Bat Bike as a gift and at least Ella-Paige Roberts Clarke is around to make him feel better.
Lindsay Lohan may be the luckiest petty criminal ever. A new report indicates that she may reach a plea deal that gets her out of jail AND rehab. Lohan, as you may have heard, already shot down a plea deal in her lying-to-cops / probation violating case because the D.A. insisted on rehab. Not the smartest move when her trial – currently scheduled for March 18 – could result in jail time, but it looks like she’s angling for an even better deal . First of all, there is NO WAY she’s going to trial represented by incompetent lawyer Mark Heller, so a plea bargain is going to be struck one way or another. It’s just a matter of how good it is, which brings us to the latest update. According to celebrity news sources, Heller might not be as bad as we thought: “A plea deal could be reached without Lindsay being forced into [rehab].” “Since she wasn’t arrested or charged with crimes related to drugs or alcohol a plea deal requiring her to go to rehab isn’t the only way a resolution can be reached.” “There are other possibilities including the options of Lohan undergoing extensive counseling and lengthy community service,” the source added. “Talks between Mark Heller, and the City Attorney’s office are ongoing and both sides are hopeful a plea deal can be reached soon that is mutually agreeable.” One wouldn’t think her prospects looked good, given her track record and unwillingness to accept responsibility, coupled with Mark Heller’s stupidity. Never test the limits of Lindsay Lohan ‘s luck, though. If Lohan were to be convicted of lying to law enforcement, or violating her probation (for her necklace thievery), she could be sent to jail for up to 245 days. If a rehab-free plea deal is actually on the table , that sounds like a remote possibility at this point. She has two weeks to work it out before trial, too. What do you think? Will she go to jail? Yes. Her luck is running out and she’s going crazy! No! She always finds a way to get out of it! View Poll »
Lindsay Lohan may have been drinking just before she crashed her Porsche last June on Pacific Coast Highway, but a field sobriety test was not performed. Law enforcement sources say a bottle of alcohol was found next to Lindsay’s Porsche, and her breath smelled of alcohol; it’s unclear if she was drinking. Despite this new revelation, prosecutors are reportedly offering a new plea bargain that does NOT involve jail, proving she truly is the luckiest person alive. The Santa Monica City Attorney is prepared to offer Lindsay 60 days in a rehab facility in her lying-to-cops case, four months less than their initial offer. In addition, the City Attorney wants Lindsay to attend another set of AA meetings, and do community service – closely monitored, not a la Chris Brown . To be clear, Lindsay faces both criminal charges for lying to police in the wake of the crash, and the probation violation that offense potentially triggered. It’s not a good position to be in, but like always, she may escape it. TMZ says the wild card is that the L.A. City Attorney is also involved because they’re handling the jewelry heist case where Lindsay is still on probation. Up to now, we’re told the L.A. City Attorney wanted jail time for the probation violation, but the prosecutor may clear a path by backing off that position. The plea bargain meeting between prosecutors and Lindsay’s lawyer, Mark Heller – who previously alleged Lohan was not read her rights – is today. Stay tuned for those fireworks. Will Lohan do time? Yes. Her luck is running out and she’s going crazy! No! She always finds a way to get out of it! View Poll »
Woman Arrested For Brutally Stabbing Elderly Woman And Her Dog An attempted robbery that took a turn for the worst has left an eldery woman in critical condition and a scumbag burglar behind bars. via L.A. Times Riverside police on Tuesday arrested a woman suspected of stabbing and beating an 80-year-old woman as well as stabbing a dog, authorities said. The suspect was identified as Shannon Lynn Jones, 25, of Bishop. She was arrested on suspicion of attempted murder, home invasion robbery, burglary, animal cruelty and vehicle theft, authorities said. The victim was in serious but stable condition with multiple stab wounds and blunt-force trauma to her body after the attack Monday morning in her mobile home in a trailer park in the 4000 block of Pierce Street in the city’s La Sierra neighborhood. Police described the incident as a home-invasion robbery and said the woman’s 1995 Toyota Camry was stolen. The dog was stabbed Monday morning in a different mobile home in the same trailer park, according to police. The condition of the animal was not released. It’s bad enough she attacked a helpless elderly person…..but the dog too??? SMH! Shutterstock
I’m Sophia and this is my second Bieber experience! It took place on 21st February 2013 and to be honest, it was the best day of my life. Basically I knew Justin was in London in-between his Dublin and Manchester concert dates. I live in London so my friend Alice and I thought we would go out around the city and try to meet Justin. The day before we heard that so many people had gone to his hotel and everyone was so upset because Justin didn’t take pictures with anyone. Alice and I thought we could meet in the morning and might as well go and wait outside his hotel for a while, as we knew he would be leaving sometime in the morning to go to Manchester. There were 3 possible hotels he was staying at and we just decided to go to Laghnam not actually knowing if Justin was definitely there. We met at around 9 a.m. and headed up to Oxford St., and walked down to the hotel. We didn’t really know where the main entrance was so we were just walking around the building for awhile. Then we found the main entrance and we ran over. There was about 10-20 other people and we just asked if they were here to see Justin. They were like, “Yeah apparently he’s coming out in a bit.” Then Kenny came out and were all like ‘OMG it’s Kenny” and he said hi but he had to go get all the stuff on the tour buses. We all just continued to like chant for Justin etc. Then Dan came out and I have met him before so I was like, “Dannnn do you remember me?” and he was like, “Yeah!!” Then Alfredo came out and I was so excited, and he took a picture of us. After that they all got into the tour bus and we were just waiting for about 10-15 minutes. Kenny let some people get pictures with him. Then I saw Justin come out and I was so happy, just like screaming and crying. He looked so tired. People are making rumors on Twitter saying he was being rude to all the beliebers there but he wasn’t, he was being so nice! He literally could have gone straight into his tour bus and not taken any photos with anyone, but he came over to us and took photos with some people. He was so nice and said, “Hey nice to meet you,” and said sure for photos. He was standing right in front of me and luckily a girl a few people next to me was recording it all. After like 15 minutes Pattie went into the hotel and she was waving at us all. I actually am in love with her! She stopped and signed something for one girl and then went into the tour bus! Then they were leaving so we all chased the bus down the road and it had stopped at the traffic lights. Alice and I kept running and we saw a taxi. We got in it and was like, “Follow that black bus please!” The guy was so nice, he was so funny and helped us catch up with the bus. We were like next to the bus and we rolled the window down and started waving at the driver. One of Justin’s dancers rolled down their window, and he told us Justin was sleeping. We said, “Please could you tell him we love him,” and they said yeah of course! That was my Bieber experience and it was the best day of my life. If you’re a belieber and you’re reading this, just know that I used to be you sitting there wishing I was one of those girls who got to write a ‘My Bieber Experience.’ You’re the only one who can make it happen if your never say never and never give up. If you put the effort in and go out and try and meet Justin, it will and can happen if you just believe! -@sophiarosenberg More here: I’m Sophia and this is my second Bieber experience! It took…
On August 14th 2012 I got up at 7 a.m. because I knew pre-sale tickets for Justin’s concert were going on sale and I wanted to buy the meet and greet ticket. I had saved up all my money from work to afford the ticket. I remember going on at 9 a.m. when they went on sale and I was heartbroken when I couldn’t get a meet and greet ticket, they were completely sold out! I managed to get normal tickets and I was happy I was going , but I was still devastated that I wasn’t going to meet him. On August 16th the official release of tickets went on sale, so once again I got up extra early. Again they were sold out. I thought to myself there is no way I’m ever meeting him. I went back to refresh the page and saw they added another date so I quickly clicked on hospitality packages and clicked to buy one meet and greet ticket . I waited for the page to go through to the check-out and when it came up, I saw that I had gotten a meet and greet! I knew then that I was going to meet Justin on February 18th 2013. On the day of the meet and greet I was so nervous. I have been supporting Justin from 2009 and I was finally meeting him. I didn’t know how I was going to react being right beside him in the flesh. I got to the arena and went to go wait in line, I made so many amazing belieber friends. One of the guys that works for Justin came out and told us he was stuck in traffic and that he was going to be late, I didn’t mind as it gave me more time to calm myself down. Justin being a bit late turned into us having to wait 3 hours. During this time Dan Kanter came out to talk to everyone and gets pictures. I got a picture with him and he had to take it because I was shaking so much. He is the sweetest person ever and I also got to hug him. I also met Nick, Justin’s choreographer and loads of other dancers. There was also a raffle for some of Justin’s clothes like his shoe, tank top and the gloves he wears on the tour. Unfortunately I didn’t win, but I won a tour program that Justin signed with his full signature! I was shaking knowing that Justin had touched it with his own hands. Anyways back to the meet and greet, we got told that Justin had finally arrived. I started shaking and freaking out as I got closer to the curtain. When I was next in line to meet Justin, the security told me to go through and wait. I looked round the corner and standing two feet away from me was Justin. All I could feel was my heart beating so fast. Then I heard the word “next.” I walked up to him and he said hi to me and smiled. I couldn’t speak, I literally stuttered and said, “Hhhiiiii.” I don’t know how but I managed to ask him for a hug. After hugging him it was time to get my picture with him. I put my hand around his waist and had my other hand down by my side and next thing you know, Justin himself took my hand and held it just for the photo! I was shaking thinking to myself, did Justin really just take my hand?! Throughout the whole meeting I couldn’t stop shaking, he is just so perfect in person. After the photo I said “thank you” to him and told him that I loved him. He turned to me and said “thank you” and smiled. It was the best experience of my life, I walked out of the meet and greet room and burst into tears because I couldn’t believe that I just met the 15 year old boy I fell in love with in 2009. 18th February 2013 is one day I will NEVER forget. Read more: On August 14th 2012 I got up at 7 a.m. because I knew pre-sale…
My name’s Amargo, I’m 17 years old and have been supporting Justin since his first Youtube video. My Bieber experience was awesome and I literally have been waiting to meet him FOREVER! I can’t believe it finally happened, not just once but TWICE. My first experience was in Philly on November 4th. My mom surprised me telling me that she not only got tickets but she got me and my sister MEET AND GREETS. I was freaking out and I couldn’t even sit still all day. I don’t think I have ever been more excited for something in my life. I live in Jersey and traveled all the way to Philadelphia! When we got to the arena, we went in and got our VIP lanyards and I didn’t know what to expect. While I was waiting in line, we got closer and closer to the curtain. I got to say hi to Dan and Kenny but they were going somewhere so I didn’t get the chance to take a picture with either of them. I got closer and they opened up the curtain for me to go in. I literally froze and just stared at Justin because he is pure perfection. Everyone in the room was like, “Okay you can go..” so I walked up to him and gave him the BIGGEST hug ever! He said “Hiiii” and I said ” ITS SO NICE TO FINALLY MEET YOU,” and he said, “STAY REAL!!!!” It wasn’t very long but we got a cute picture and we said bye. I wish it was longer but I finally got to say that I met my idol. I was in the front row and the concert was ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I cannot believe how good the seats were – honestly I could touch the stage. It all seemed so surreal and it was awesome. I went to another concert at the Izod Center and it was just as good as the first. I didn’t get to meet anyone there but the experience was awesome again! I then had tickets for November 28th at MSG and I was so psyched because everyone knows how awesome concerts at the Garden. I had entered the best collection contest and was praying that I was going to win because my best friend wanted to meet him really badly. I kept thinking “nahhhh I’m not going to win because I already was lucky to meet him once.” On November 27th I got the email saying that I was invited to the MEET AND GREETS at the Garden! I WAS SO HAPPY. I called my best friend and she was screaming she was so excited. The next day I didn’t go to school because I was too excited for that night. I was sitting in my room and thought that I’d write Alfredo a note incase I saw him. My friend and I went into the city and when we got to the Garden, we picked up our bracelets to meet Justin. We had to get into groups of six so I went up to these three really nice little girls and a mom and said, “Hi guys, do you wat to be in the picture with us?” THAT’S WHEN MBE turned even better. I started talking to the lady and her three daughters and they told me that they were here because “someone” invited them. All these thoughts started running through my mind and I asked, “Oh who?” and the lady said, “Alfredo Flores invited us here, he is my nephew and these are all his cousins.” I didn’t even know what to say, I was in so much shock because it all happened randomly. I didn’t even suspect them to be related to Fredo. So anyways I tried to stay calm and I started talking to her and she was like, “Let me text Alfredo to tell him we’re here!” So she texted him and he just replied with a smile. I started telling her how he is so awesome, how I really respect him and he seems so sweet and how I wrote him a letter. She just started crying and I said, “Omg I’m sorry are you okay??” and she said “You are so sweet, I knew he was going to make it ever since he was a little boy, I need to text him and tell him you made me cry!” I hugged her and she went right along and texted him saying, “I just met this girl and she made me cry, she has to give you a letter that she wrote!” and he replied saying, “AW she must be really sweet. Text me when you guys are close to the curtain.” So as we approached closer and closer, I was freaking out. She texted him and said we were close and he came over and kissed his aunt and cousins and looked at me with the biggest smile on his face. I said “HI ALFREDO HOW ARE YOU? CAN I GIVE YOU THIS LETTER I WROTE YOU?” He said “Of course, give it to me!” and he put it right in his pocket. He asked me for my Twitter name and I said I put it on the note. After that I took a picture of him, his cousins and aunt and than he said, “Lets take selfies,”so we took a picture and he was like, “Okay now lets get a normal picture.” I gave him the biggest hug and we just talked like two normal humans having a conversation. I didn’t even realize who I was talking to anymore because it was so calm and collected. I felt a piece of candy hit me and Alfredo said, “Omg justin is throwing candy watch out,” and I just laughed. I then went in to meet Justin and I didn’t really talk to him that much but I said hi and he looked at me in the eyes. He’s so dreamy. Fredo told Justin that they were his cousins and it was all very rushed but it was worth the experience. I went inside the arena and I ended up meeting Madison Beer. She was absolutely stunning and so sweet! Anyways, that was MBE and NEVER SAY NEVER. I had such amazing experiences on the Believe Tour and I’m so sad that it’s over with around me. For anyone who has never met Justin before, you will definitely one day! KEEP BELIEVING! -@amargowhatever @hcontinooo Go here to see the original: My name’s Amargo, I’m 17 years old and have been…
