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Claudia Schiffer Naked of the Day

Claudia Schiffer making a comeback…a naked comeback to celebrate thee 90s like all those hipsters rocking Mullets….only the nude model 25 years later…same brain but different tits….they are 25 years older and should probably be hung up so our memories of her are more high profile, top tier, classy, quality….instead of a desperate old chick addicted to getting attention…as she gets more and more washed up. In the 90s…I was on the team Claudia Schiffer and not the team Cindy Crawford…I liked her better when you had to choose which was better….it was one or the other back then…while now we can appreciate all tits passively as they end up on our social media feeds….but it’d be better if this one just allowed herself to fade into obscurity. Heres some throwbacks of her younger tits And here is Stephanie Seymour naked for the same issue of Vogue.. JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES! The post Claudia Schiffer Naked of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Claudia Schiffer in a Bikini on a Yacht of the DAy

Claudia Schiffer is in a bikin on a yacht – because she is and will forever be Claudia Schiffer. A german, possibly another experiment in eugenics, a product of the aryan race program Hitler initiated, but still looking good at 100, because growing up, she was the one I was into…not that Cindy Crawford all america with a gross mole bullshit, I liked the more perfect, interesting looking one…who you can’t argue isn’t hotter than Cindy Crawford, even in their old lady years… Maybe we should do a Mayweather McGreggor style mud wrestle to see who comes out on top – for old times – cuz apparently people like bitch fights…you know a little “ballet” dance for the fools willing to pay All this to say, was a fan, still a fan, even if she’s looking a little ZOMBIE…as most woman pushing 100 do…But this Throwback to what was…20 fucking years ago…makes it better. TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Claudia Schiffer in a Bikini on a Yacht of the DAy appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .

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Naomi Campbell Joins Balmain’s Army Of Supermodels Who Don’t Age

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Naomi Campbell Joins Balmain’s Army Of Supermodels Who Don’t Age

Claudia Schiffer is Hot at 100 of the Day

I remember guys I knew would circle jerk to Claudia Schiffer. This must have been in 1994. I never participated because I always just assumed a circle jerk was less about the sport of competitive jerking off to see who cums first and more about the leader of your gang being a closet case homo who just wants to watch all his friends jerk off….you know the kind of guy who invites his friends to fuck his girl because he just wants his friends there to watch his friends… All this to say, Claudia Schiffer doesn’t bring up gay thoughts for me, she just reminds me of that story, because dudes fucking loved her enough to jerk off together to magazine pics of her and I don’t just mean David Copperfield…I mean so many fucking dudes..she was the Kate Upton of her era…and now, 20 or 30 years later…I am not good at math..but that are the equivalent of 100 years in model years…and she’s still fucking amazing…I guess some people just take care of themselves when their whole existence depends on their look…and I guess some people, especially have good genes thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened 30 years prior to her birth… Here is her shoot for something random that doesn’t matter….because what matters is Claudia Schiffer

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Claudia Schiffer for Marie Claire UK of the Day

Claudia Schiffer may be in her 40s, but she was one of those supermodels in an era before instagram, when you actually needed to be chosen and needed to be professional on set, and needed to work fucking hard in order to make the millions…you know before one topless scene in a music video allowed your bird face to be the highest paid, biggest deal, since the fat one got too fat for Sample Size clothing…. She represents and era that’s long gone, when the media fed us people and we had no choice to collectively decide if they were good or not, and for some reason that represents a simpler time, because the masses and general public shouldn’t be responsible for deciding anything, because they are fucking idiots – proven by everything that is popular now… At least when the industry chooses their hits, things like Claudia Schiffer happen…. Here she is revisiting modelling in Marie Claire UK…hiding her old face but still lovely enough for me, even knowing David Copperfield’s best illusion was making his dick disappear inside her….

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Claudia Schiffer is the Hot Bitch Who Got Cheated On of the Day

Funny story came out today that Claudia Schiffer’s husband was fucking January Jones raw dog and knocking her up only to discover too late that January Jones wanted a baby and doesn’t believe in abortions, while Claudia Sciffer was at home picking up her kid from school everyday as he pretended he was just “working” on a movie with her….January Jones over Claudia Schiffer, I guess this proves the whole even fucking Claudia Schiffer gets boring for her husband argument people used to use in the 90s. What it comes down to is that models are supposed to marry older billionaire business men who want the trophy to feel accomplished, they aren’t supposed to mess with people in Hollywood. What is also comes down to is that dudes like to fuck and we aren’t that picky, and don’t really care if the bitch we are getting with is hotter than the one we have at home, we just like that we are getting it… Either way, here she is with her hot mom ex supermodel body in England, the calm before the scandal storm…and she’s looking hot to me…if she needs a dick to cry on, I volunteer mine mainly because like Patch Adams, it brings laughs and joy to those trying to find it in the scavanger hunt that is my sex life.

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Claudia Schiffer Retired Model of the Day

Here are some long model legs for those of you still stuck in 1993 remembering David Copperfield’s best trick. I have a feeling I’ve used that joke before. I have limited capacity when it comes to humor… I also have limited capacity for keeping it in my pants when I see pictures of how retired models age…I don’t know why, but it’s just porn to me. Maybe it is their superior genetics, or the comedy of seeing them struggle with aging, knowing their self-worth relies so much on their appearance, and really who fucking cares why I like anything, just look at these skinny legs.

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Claudia Schiffer Names Baby Daughter Cosima Violet

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughan have named their new baby girl Cosima Violet, the model’s rep has announced. The 39-year-old supermodel gave birth to the couple’s third child on May 14 at London’s Portland Hospital. Their new arrival joined siblings Caspar, 7, and Clementine, 5. Schiffer and Vaughan, a British filmmaker, announced the pregnancy in January. They have been married since 2002. read more

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Claudia Schiffer Welcomes Baby No. 3

Supermodel mama Claudia Schiffer is, well, a mom again! The catwalking classic welcomed her third child, and second daughter, with filmmaker hubby Matthew Vaughn (Kick-Ass) in London on…

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Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughan Welcome Baby Girl

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — Claudia Schiffer and Matthew Vaughan have welcomed a baby girl! The 39-year-old supermodel model gave birth to the couple’s third child on Friday at London’s Portland Hospital, according to German newspaper Welt am Sonntag . “Both mother and baby are doing well,” the couple’s rep told People magazine in a statement. read more

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