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JWoWW’s Sports Bra Gets A Workout

This has got to be one of the strongest sports bras I’ve ever seen, it has to be if it’s going to support JWoWW’s massive fake breasts while she pretends to go for a run. It must be made from those space age polymers I keep hearing about. I don’t think that pictures can really do this justice though, maybe I’m just a traditionalist, but massive fake breasts and jogging can only truly be appreciated through high definition slow motion video.

JWoWW’s Thunder Thighs In Short Shorts

Obviously I don’t think that JWoWW doing her laundry in Italy is all that exciting, but she’s wearing some short shorts and at least trying to give us a look at those big old sweater mounds so I’m not hating it. I didn’t realize Jersey girls had such thick thighs. Yikes. Those things could snap my frail blogger bones like Snooki’s jaws snaps through chicken bones at feeding time. Not that I wouldn’t mind going a few legs wrestling rounds with her just for fun. more pictures of JWoWW here

JWoWW’s Thunder Thighs In Short Shorts

Obviously I don’t think that JWoWW doing her laundry in Italy is all that exciting, but she’s wearing some short shorts and at least trying to give us a look at those big old sweater mounds so I’m not hating it. I didn’t realize Jersey girls had such thick thighs. Yikes. Those things could snap my frail blogger bones like Snooki’s jaws snaps through chicken bones at feeding time. Not that I wouldn’t mind going a few legs wrestling rounds with her just for fun. more pictures of JWoWW here

JWoWW And Her Helpful Cleavage

I’m sure that anyone who’s friends with a troll like Snooki has got to have a lot of experience dealing with all kinds of drunken injuries as well as have some serious skills cleaning vomit out of any number of fabrics and household items. Here’s JWoWW helping her rotten friend clean up some sort of wound on the streets of Florence over the weekend. How nice of her…. I don’t mean the fact that she’s helping her out, let that thing fester, I mean that she’s giving us a decent look at her big fake breasts as she does it. I’ve got some swelling she can look at.

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Us Her Bra

I know that I complain a lot about supermodels who push the latest bras or underwear without actually putting the sexy stuff on, but this time I’m not all that upset because I absolutely love Alessandra Ambrosio and she can do pretty much whatever she wants. Except for bathroom stuff, I’m not into that kind of thing. Anyhow, here she is in Miami’s South Beach as part of Victoria’s Secret Bombshell Summer Tour . Where can I get tickets to this tour and do they allow alcohol?

JWoWW’s Booty Needs Attention

Obviously we all know and love JWoWW’s giant fake Jersey Shore breasts, but we’ve only recently been introduced to her booty . I still haven’t warmed up to it, those breasts are just too appealing, but these shots of her hiking up her short shorts in Italy aren’t the worst thing I’ve seen today. I think she’s doing this on purpose, she knows the paparazzi are all over the place waiting for Snooki to vomit or fall on her face or both, so why not give them a little ass cheek to look at. Keep it up.

Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Needs Work

I’m not sure if it’s just me, I can’t be the only one, but Christina Aguilera is not aging well at all. Here she is at some NBC party yesterday looking like she’s eaten some bad shellfish or something. Gross. I like that she’s wearing a nice low cut dress, even if we can’t see any real cleavage, but that face has got to go. Enough with the clown makeup. It’s been a good run, but sadly I think that Xtina’s best days are behind her.

JWoWW’s Breasts Look Bigger These Days

Obviously we haven’t seen JWoWW in a while, but it looks like she’s lost quite a bit of weight. Well done. Here she is in Italy actually looking pretty good. Look at those abs, she didn’t have those before did she? I like it, it makes her big fake breasts look even bigger, and that’s all that I really care about with this one. Her busted up face is a complete write off, so slimming down the body was a good idea… So was wearing some giant cover all sunglasses. I like it.

JWoww In Her See Through Stripper Gown

Somebody thought it would be a good idea to invite Jenni Farley aka JWoWW to Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week ….. Seriously? JWoWW and fashion aren’t words that I ever thought I’d see together in the same sentence, JWoWW and strip club or STD or domestic violence on the other hand go really well together. Anyhow, here she is at the Richie Rich Fall 2011 show in kind of a see through dress. Kind of because I can see her thong, but there’s not a nipple in sight anywhere. Maybe she doesn’t have any nipples, she couldn’t have spent a whole lot of money on those boobs, maybe it was cheaper to leave the nips off. Odd.

Whitney Port Behind The Scenes Lingerie Pics

These are a few behind the scenes lingerie shots of Whitney Port’s recent Maxim magazine photoshoot. They’re not exactly the best of quality, but you see all the major parts and get the overall idea so they’re alright with me. Besides, I actually like the fact that they’re grainy and low quality, they make me feel like I’m hanging out on the set of a 70′s porn movie when I’m not supposed to be. Hot more pictures of Whitney Port here