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JWoWW Classes Up The Cleavage

Posted on January 9, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I hate to admit it, but now that JWoWW’s face has been fixed up or chemical pealed or whatever it is she did to it, she actually looks kind of good. I can’t believe I actually just said that. I think it’s got to be the giant fake breasts of hers, they’ve got me under some sort of spell. I’m hooked. I didn’t even notice Snooki standing next to her, those massive breasts staring me in the face have got me all mixed up. I like it.

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Elle Macpherson Sexy Supermodel Figure

Posted on December 29, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know how old Elle Macpherson is now, way past the supermodel expiry date, but she still looks absolutely amazing. Here she is showing off her incredibly tight older bird body while enjoying a little time at the beach in her silly cowgirl hat, surfing, sunning herself and I’m sure giving more than a few gentlemen some awkward bathing suit erections.

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More Rita Rusic Bikini Pictures

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s that Rita Rusic cougar, I still don’t know who she is, showing off her bikini body. She’s a little older than I normally look for, but her body is still pretty good. I’d spend a few hours rubbing sunscreen all over it…. With my face. It must be nice to be able to spend your days sunning your breasts on a comfy beach lounger, she must be rich. I’m still in the market for a sugar-momma if she’s interested. All Applicants welcome.

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JWoWW’s Massive Fake Breasts In A Bikini

Posted on December 22, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m the a huge fan of the Jersey Shore’s JWoWW , she’s crass and her face is so busted, but her body seems to be getting better and better. Obviously her huge fake breasts have never been an issue, thanks doc, but the rest of her seems to have finally caught up. Here she is modeling something called the Perfect Tan Bikini . I don’t know what that is, but it involves massive fake breasts and a nicely photoshopped face so that’s all that matters. *Vote for JWoww in the 2011 Hollywood Tuna Hottie of the Year Poll

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Sofia Vergara Busts Out The Good Stuff

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here is my favorite latina super MILF Sofia Vergara strutting her stuff at the premiere of that annoying movie, New Year’s Eve , that all the girls are going to force their boyfriends to go see and then want to recreate some cheesy scene on december 31st instead of just letting them go out and get hammered with their boys. These kinds of movies make having a girlfriend a pain in the ass. Anyhow, Sofia would never do that to me, she’s perfect. Although I don’t think I’d like to see her angry, those latinas are fiery.

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JWoWW Gives Me A JBoNNER

Posted on December 6, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

This is more what I had in mind when I was looking for pictures to post this morning, Olivia Wilde looked good and all, but I know you guys want to see some massive breasts. We all do. So here’s JWoWW and her impressive, squeezable friends on the cover of Maxim magazine looking pretty damn tasty. Obviously some talented nerd somewhere spent a hell of a lot of time in front of the computer photoshopping the crap out of these shots and I think I speak for all of us when I say… Thank you.

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JWoWW Works The Boardwalk

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was kind of in the mood for pictures of some hoochie chick in pink cowboy boots and a pair of short shorts, so these shots of JWoWW working the boardwalk in Jersey showed up at just the right time. The girl isn’t exactly the epitome of high fashion, but I like to slum it from time to time. Besides, with big fake breasts like hers, nobody really cares if she looks like something out of a cheesy 80′s music video. more pictures of Jwoww here

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JWoWW’s Big Breasted Lingerie Pictures

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that some plastic surgeon seems to have somewhat sorted out JWoWW’s busted up face, allegedly, I guess the folks over at Maxim thought it was safe to feature the Jersey Shore chick in her very own lingerie shoot. Why not? Those big breasts of hers were made for this kind of thing. No really, that’s exactly what fake breasts are designed for. What? Do you think they’re meant to be more appealing to nursing babies? Come on.

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Miley Cyrus Tongue Action

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I thought I’d post these shots of Miley Cyrus working a little tongue action on the couch because, well because I’ve got nothing else to post. I don’t know what she’s doing, but I like the way she’s doing it. Good enough. more pictures of Miley Cyrus here

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JWoWW’s Booty Gets To Work

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s JWoWW giving us a decent look at her booty while she opens some shop somewhere. Doesn’t this chick make any money? She can’t still have to work at some crappy t-shirt shop in Jersey. Just pose naked and be done with it. Anyhow, not that I really care, I just like seeing her boobies do something. Preferably something that involves bouncing or jiggling in some way. Nice gloves.

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