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JWoww Forgets To Show Off The Breasts

Posted on July 10, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’m pretty disappointed by these shots of JWoWW walking around the Jersey Shore, I mean the only thing she’s got going for her are those massive fake breasts, so why would she cover them up? It just seems like such a waste. She’s wearing a moo-moo, obese people wear this kind of thing, it’s basically a tarp I can see a tiny amount of cleavage, but that’s about it. What a let down. At least bend over a couple of times… Give me something I can use damn it. And leave that fat friends at home.

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JWoww Can Wash My Car In Lingerie Anytime

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Look, we all know JWoWW isn’t exactly the hottest woman on the planet, she’s facially challenged, but she’s got those big fake breasts and a pretty decent body so I can’t help but post pictures of her. Especially when those pictures have been touched up by a nerd with a solid grasp of photoshop. Here she is in the pages of Inked magazine getting all soaped up as she washes a car in lingerie. Hot. I don’t have a car, but my testicles could use a good scrubbing. Call me.

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Deena Nicole Cortese’s Gross Bikini Pictures

Posted on June 21, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

If you look up the word sloppy in the dictionary, I’m pretty sure this is what you’d find. Here’s The Jersey Shore’s Deena Cortese showing off her loose bikini body at the beach. Look, I’m sure there’s a market for this kind of thing, normally at a run down bar around 3am, but it doesn’t really belong on this site. Too late I guess. You’d probably also see these pictures under the words muffin top, slapper, skeezer and ughhh. Enjoy.

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JWoWW’s Big Breasts Go To Work

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the Jersey Shore douchebags are hard at work filming another season of their white trash extravaganza, and it didn’t take long for one of the orange greaseballs to get themselves arrested. I don’t remember her name, she’s the fat one nobody gives a crap about, but she did something that pissed off the cops enough to lock her big booty up. That being said, JWoWW and her massive fake breasts showed up at the police station to bail her out. I’m sure it didn’t take those big things much convincing to get the whole thing sorted out. #poweroftheboobs

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JWoWW’s Big Breasts Go To Work

Posted on June 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

So the Jersey Shore douchebags are hard at work filming another season of their white trash extravaganza, and it didn’t take long for one of the orange greaseballs to get themselves arrested. I don’t remember her name, she’s the fat one nobody gives a crap about, but she did something that pissed off the cops enough to lock her big booty up. That being said, JWoWW and her massive fake breasts showed up at the police station to bail her out. I’m sure it didn’t take those big things much convincing to get the whole thing sorted out. #poweroftheboobs

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JWoww’s Big Breasts Hit The Boardwalk

Posted on June 6, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I was actually looking forward to the new season of The Jersey Shore to start shooting, not because I give a crap about the show, but because it’s been a while since I’ve seen JWoWW’s big fat fake breasts in a bikini. Here they are walking the boardwalk tucked into a nice little tank top. Ok so she’s not wearing a bikini, but it’s a start. She looks like she’s put on a little weight, those arms are looking a little ham-like. I know, what the hell am I doing looking at her arms? ump up and down for me.

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JWoWW Flashes Her Good Side

Posted on February 28, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

The Jersey Shore’s JWoWW isn’t exactly known for her posterior, we’re all much more interested in those big man-made breasts, but that seems to be all I’ve got for you today. I don’t know what she’s doing, I guess moving into her new spin-off show with Snooki, but it’s a reality TV star bending over and that’s good enough for me. We’re not exactly picky over here.

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Rose McGowan Drops Some Amazing Cleavage

Posted on February 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I’ve recently regained an appreciation for new cougar Rose McGowan , I posted pictures of her feeding a parking meter for crying out loud, there’s just something about her that’s really getting me going lately. So these shots of her dropping an incredible amount of cleavage as she heads out on the town the other night are just awesome. This is what I like to see, forget about the yoga pants and t-shirts, a foot and a half of cleavage works much better. Nicely done.

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JWoWW Nerds Up Her Massive Breasts

Posted on January 23, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s the Jersey Shore’s resident busty broad, JWoWW , at some party over the weekend showing off her stretched out tube top and stupid glasses. Is it just me or do giant fake breasts and tube tops really go well together? One quick tug and those big things are completely exposed, not that I’m condoning that kind of behavior, but if it happened I wouldn’t look away. Any bets those retarded glasses don’t have any lenses in them? Thanks hipsters.

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Jennifer Hudson Drops Some Cleavage

Posted on January 11, 2012 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Now that Jennifer Hudson has lost all that fat chick weight eating nothing but mail-order food, delicious, she’s decided that it might be a good idea to at least attempt to drop some cleavage. Here she is at some party in her mustard colored dress showing off what her momma gave her. Or at least half of what her momma gave her, the other half is in some sort of Weight Watchers laboratory somewhere. Still works.

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