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Jessica Alba Could Be In A Bikini Real Soon

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I have good news and bad news. The good news is that Jessica Alba is in Cabo and if the weather gets better, chances are we will be seeing her in a bikini real soon. The bad news is that she is getting that sweet ass cupped by what’s his name and not me.

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Jessica Alba Showing Some Tit at Some Bullshit of the Day

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Jessica Alba Showing Some Tit at Some Bullshit of the Day

Jessica Alba is fucking boring….what is even more boring is that I am writing about her just for wearing a dress that showed off a little titty like it’s a big deal. Seriously, when I think about the fact that I pulled these pictures off the internet, resized them and uploaded them to my site one by one, like some kind of virgin loser who doesn’t have better things to do but gather pictures of bitches he is convinced are of his bride who just doesn’t realize it yet and the whole thing makes me feel fucking pathetic. Seriously. I don’t know why I do what I do. I’m too cool for this shit. It makes no sense to me, especailly when I don’t make money on this shit and don’t care or have a passion for this celebrity lie, especially when the pics are of some bitch who had a no nudity clause when she mattered before she got herself knocked up to get her man back….. Here is her cleavage. I hate myself for this post…but I hated myself before this post…so I did it anyway…

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Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kristin Cavallari Works With What She’s Got

Here’s reality TV hottie Kristin Cavallari at some party the other night looking pretty damn hot. I’m not exactly a fan of the tongue sticking out, I guess it’s supposed to look sexy, but I love the cleavage so I’ll look past it. She’s not exactly overflowing in the chesticular department, but she certainly knows how to work with what she’s got. Her ass has been off the air for quite some time now, I’m surprised she hasn’t been snatched up for another show, she must be a terrible actress. I smell Playboy .

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Petra Nemcova Is Still A Hot Little Number

Posted on December 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Petra Nemcova Is Still A Hot Little Number

I haven’t seen Petra Nemcova in a while so these pictures of her at some event the other night are a pleasant surprise. I’m glad to see she’s doing well and is still hotter than a whore’s crotch. I don’t know how old she is, in supermodel years she must be ancient, but she’s still managed to get my attention which is impressive in this age of upskirts, sextapes and slutty attention seeking celebrity chicks. Well done. Now how can I get her attention? I’ve tried blogging in the nude, but it doesn’t seem to be working.

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Kim Kardashian See Thru Shirt with Some Fat Tits of the Day

Posted on December 2, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Kim Kardashian See Thru Shirt with Some Fat Tits of the Day

Kim Kardashian wore a see through shirt when she pretended to go to the gym. I guess it was to show off her cleavage to distract from her short, fat legs and wide stance you know she got by not actually going to the fucking gym…cuz pigs don’t work out…they just know how to hang in sewage water, eat and get fucked by other pigs….so I guess Kardashian’s living up to our expectations of her lazy porn past…I wouldn’t expect more from her…cuz she’s pretty much bringing “A LOT”…if you know what I mean…get it, cuz she’s fat. AMazing. I know. To See The Rest of the Pics – Follow This Link GO

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Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Posted on September 24, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Comments Off on Selena Gomez Works On Her Oral Skills

Selena Gomez is still pretty young so I’m go ing to give her a little advice when it comes to using a “microphone”, make sure to watch out for your teeth. Nobody likes that. You’re welcome.

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Blake Lively Is Cheating On Me

Posted on September 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I knew it was just a matter of time before I’d catch Blake Lively cheating on me with some guy in a tuxedo, girls are so predictable, but I didn’t know it was going to hurt so much. Here she is in her sexy lacy evening gown showing off the cleavage that I love so much. It’s like a dagger in my heart. At least I’ll always have fond memories of our time together. That time we took a bath together was magical and very expensive. Who knew water could do some much damage to a laptop.

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I Can See A Little Mila Kunis Boob

Posted on September 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Mila Kunis giving us a nice little taste of her cleavage on the set of some crappy movie she’s filming. I may have to suck it up and go see this garbage if Mila is going to be walking around with her little boobies trying to bust out of her blouse. The girl is just hot, I want to hold her and squeeze her and call her pickles and watch HGTV together on my mom’s couch. Call me.

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Ashley Greene And Miley Cyrus Make A Good Pair

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

After yesterday’s pictures of Ashley Greene passionately making out with Miley Cyrus , allegedly, I thought I’d follow up this pretend lesbian affair rumor that I’m trying to get going with some pictures of the pair partying it up in Paris in their matching leather pants. Come on, nothing says potential lesbian romance like matching leather pants. (rule also applies to males in matching leather pants) Anyhow, I think they make a good couple and look good in their see through tops. Now let’s see some bikini pictures .

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Katy Perry Drops Some Hipster Cleavage

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t think I’m cropping these pictures properly, obviously I want to get Katy Perry’s hipster boobs in the shot, but her face not so much. Don’t get me wrong, sometimes her face looks good, but next to those boobies it just doesn’t stand a chance. If she wants to look good she should have her picture taken next to a donkey or one of the girls from the Jersey Shore , but stay away from the boobs because the cleavage is going to win every time.

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