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Mila Kunis’ Perky Hidden Little Chesticles

Here’s Mila Kunis hard at work somewhere filming some sort of crappy romantic comedy with Justin Timberlake. That’s pretty much all I’ve got for you, nothing scandalous, no sideboob or underboob or any other kind of boob for that matter. Unless you’re into completely covered up boobs, which I’m not, at least not normally, but seeing as it’s Mila and she’s just too damn cute I thought I’d post her perky little hidden boobies anyway. You owe me one princess.

Sophie Turner’s Cleavage Is Talented

I know that even though Sophie Turner is working hard at becoming a celebrity, staging bikini pictures and probably banging producers, she’s not quite there yet. that being said, I’m still going to post pictures of her because I think she has lots of potential. Lots and lots of potential… Soft, tanned motorboatable potential. You see where I’m going with this.

Incredible Sophie Monk Bikini Pictures

You know it’s going to be a pretty awesome day when I’ve got pictures of my favorite jobless hottie’s amazingly tight little body in a bikini. Here’s Sophie Monk showing me exactly why she can still manage to make a living without ever seeming to have any sort of employment. Hell, I’m writing a check for her rent as we speak, I just hope I’m not too late and some other loser has already payed it. Call me.

Jessica Alba Finally Shows Some Skin

I don’t know what the hell Jessica Alba is up to in these pictures, but I like it. I think it’s because it’s been so long since I’ve seen any shots of Jessica wearing anything remotely revealing, so the fact that she’s wearing a sports bra and some sort of weird pantyhose shorts just blows my mind. I’m hoping these are for some sexy photoshoot, preferably with half a dozen half naked chicks, so that I’ll be able to bring you the real deal soon. I’ll keep you posted.

Kim Kardashian’s Lady Lumps Fight For Attention

In case you haven’t noticed by now, Kim Kardashian has got some pretty impressive curves on her. Here she is promoting yet another one of her silly fragrances, which isn’t all that exciting, but she’s managed to stuffed all of her good parts nicely into a tight little dress for me so I’m enjoying it. Not to mention that her cleavage is showing us that she’s more than just a big fat ass . I for one am not going to get in the way of a chick who’s ass and boobs are fighting for my attention. Keep up the good work.

Sienna Miller Denies Me The Lady Goods

Now that Sienna Miller is back together with that balding nanny-banger of a douche, she’s doing her best not to let me look up her skirt while she gets into a cab. What a prude. I would have thought that after your husband or boyfriend or whatever he is cheated on you, letting a few celebrity bloggers have a look at the old lady parts might be a start at getting back at the guy. Apparently Sienna doesn’t feel the same way.

Eva Longoria Shows Off Her Pink

Here’s Eva Longoria looking kinda good while wasting time in between filming scenes from that Desperate Old Ladies show of hers. I’m amazed this crap is still on TV. Anyhow, my mom editor thought the title to this post was a little too provocative for a Tuesday morning, but I assured her I wasn’t trying to make it dirty or anything, I was just pointing out a common euphemism for a woman’s vagina.

Selena Gomez Is Finally Hot

I’m hearing that Selena Gomez is eighteen now so I can finally say she’s hot. Is this true or is this some sort of elaborate internet trap? That guy from Dateline better not show up at my house again, mother has a huge crush on him and I don’t need to see her inappropriately throw herself at him twice. Anyhow, whatever her age she looks pretty good at the Teen Choice Awards last night. I guess the fact that she’s at awards for teenagers should be a red flag, but she’s hot, and I mean that in the most wholesome way possible. Enjoy.

Awesome Sienna Miller Bikini Pictures

When I posted pictures of Sienna Miller earlier today in her sexy black bikini , I didn’t realize there were even hotter ones out there. Here she is playing kissy face and demonstrating her technique with that douche of hers on a yacht in what looks like a bikini that doesn’t seem to fit very well. Awesome. Bikinis that are too small for a hard body like Sienna are alright with me. Enjoy.

SICK Britney Spears Photo Spread: Coming Soon!

Few celebs’ moves are chronicled quite like Britney Spears. Everything little she does is hyped, packaged, promoted, sealed and delivered by her handlers. With precision. Yesterday, fans eager for new music from the pop star were told simply by her producer that they’re gonna be so happy before long. Today it’s her manager’s turn. Adam Leber Tweets: “Brit has a new mag cover & spread coming out in the next month which is going to be SICK! Will let Brit reveal the details herself. Stay tuned.” What magazine? What kind of photo spread? When is it coming out? No idea, but we expect Team Britney will clue us in one piece at a time. As long as the Britney Spears pictures are like this one, we’ll buy whatever they’re selling: Britney Spears’ payroll apparently does not include an underwear consultant.

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SICK Britney Spears Photo Spread: Coming Soon!