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Eva Longoria In Super Sexy Tight Jeans

It’s been a while since we’ve had Eva Longoria on the site, and I’m not sure if that’s my fault or hers. She’s not exactly the most exciting celebrity. But either way, here she is out giving us something to look at again, by rocking some nice tight jeans and giving us a peek at that booty of hers. Sure, it’s not much, but it’s a nice reminder that Eva’s still around and looking good. So let’s make a deal: I’ll start posting on her more often, if she keeps upping the hotness ante. I’m thinking some self-shot topless pictures would be a good start. Email me. Related Articles: Eva Longoria Dresses For Success Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures Eva Longoria’s Upskirt Girdle Picture Eva Longoria In A Bikini For BEBE Photos: FameFlynet

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Eva Longoria In Super Sexy Tight Jeans

Susan Sarandon And Her Big Old Breasts

I don’t know why I’m posting these pictures, I guess I wanted something a little different to mix things up today, but this is happening so deal with it. Here are some shots of Susan Sarandon and her big old boobies hanging out in a weird revealing dress on the red carpet the other day. I know, not cool, but breasts are breasts so I’m doing it anyway. Besides, if you’ve ever seen Eva Amurri’s big breasts , you probably want to see where she got them from right? You’re welcome.

Eva Longoria Flashes A Tight Denim Booty

I don’t normally find her all that attractive, but Eva Longoria has really been stepping up the hotness lately trying to promote the crap out of her new book so my sexiness radar has been on alert. Here she is walking around in some tight jeans and a sweater. Alright so these aren’t exactly up there on the hotness meter, but her jeans are tight and she’s giving us a peek at her cute little booty so I’m alright with it for now. Enjoy.

Eva Longoria Brings Out The Girls

Eva Longoria seems to be everywhere these days, she must be out promoting something I know or care nothing about. First she was outside Letterman in a sexy little business short shorts and blazer combination showing off her long legs, and now here she is giving us a look at her upstairs talents. I don’t think she’s got the biggest breast in the world, but she certainly knows how to display them to get the maximum bang for your buck. Well done.

Eva Longoria’s Uncomfortable See Through Top

I don’t know much about women’s brassieres, I’ve only ever worn one once and it’s a long story involving several strippers and more than a few vodka red bulls, but I’m not sure they’re supposed to fit like this. Here’s Eva Longoria in a nice see through top with her little Desperate boobies stuffed way too tightly into a tiny bra. Poor little things. This does not look very comfortable for those girls, lose the training bra and let them run free like nature intended.

Eva Longoria Shows Off Her Pink

Here’s Eva Longoria looking kinda good while wasting time in between filming scenes from that Desperate Old Ladies show of hers. I’m amazed this crap is still on TV. Anyhow, my mom editor thought the title to this post was a little too provocative for a Tuesday morning, but I assured her I wasn’t trying to make it dirty or anything, I was just pointing out a common euphemism for a woman’s vagina.

Claire Danes Is Making Me Drowsy

I think I actually fell asleep for a little bit while I did this post, that’s how boring these pictures of Claire Danes on the set of some commercial for tampons or something like that. Why am I posting them you ask? Because I’m pretty sure I have a decent number of women who read look at the pictures on this site and judge so this is for them. They’re clean and simple and there are no fake boobs stuffed into a bikini… Nothing. Just plain old Claire Danes. ZZZZZZ.

Eva Longoria’s Ass Looks Off

I want to say that Eva Longoria’s ass looks good in those tights of hers, but I really don’t think I can, something just doesn’t look right and I’m not getting that ‘just climbed the rope in gym class feeling’ down there. Alright, so I’ve discussed it with my crotch and we both agree that it’s possible that it could just be an unflattering camera angle, at least that’s what we’re hoping for, and we’re willing to give her another chance in the future. Don’t waste this opportunity Eva.

Eva Green Nude In Tatle Magazine

I’m not too familiar with Eva Green but I do know that she was in Casino Royale and she isn’t shy about showing off her body in the latest Taltler Magazine. From what I can tell, this half French/half Swedish piece of booty has been hiding some sweet chesticles from me over the years. Now that’s not very kind…

Eva Longoria Looks Good For Once

Normally, just the sight of Eva Longoria makes me ill, but I have to admit that she looks pretty damn good in that dress. It’s not easy for me to say that, considering I have never written anything nice about her. I just hope she doesn’t let my positive comments get to her head… I might’ve woken up on the right side of the bed for once, who knows?!