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Christina Hendricks’ Massive Talents in Esquire

Posted on April 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Ever since I first laid eyes on Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks’ absolutely massive skin pillows , I haven’t been able to look away. Here she is looking possibly the best I’ve ever seen her on the cover of Esquire magazine. So hot! Those things just seem to belong pressed up against my head until I can barely gather enough breath to mutter our predetermined safe-word ‘Aardvark’. Good times.

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Worthless Old Lady that Isn’t an Old Lady Tits of the Day

Posted on April 16, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Her name is Kim Zolciak. She’s on a TV show that wouldn’t be a TV show if there weren’t so many useless TV channels now that everyone’s got cable and the companies are trying to fill up time slots with serious low quality shit that doesn’t do shit for society but pollute it….and it’d be nice if they could instill laws against this kind of polluting llike they do when it comes to polluting other aspects of our life…you know like when I get a ticket for not picking up my dog’s shit, or in trouble for dumping my kitchen garbage out of my window, and how they make people with cars from the 70s get their exhaust pipes fixed and how they make us recycle and all that other bullshit…but for some reason, they can shove the garbage like Real Housewives of Bullshit about this pig’s life down our fucking throats like we care…doing nothing good for any of us… It makes no fucking sense to me…it’s like you can’t put naked pussy on primetime but you can get away producing this shit…Hollywood is done. It doesn’t need an earthquake to sink it into the pacific, they suiciding themselves. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Paris Hilton’s Grandfather Can’t Believe Her Bra of the Day

Posted on April 15, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

William Barron Hilton has seen a lot in his day. He ran a chain of hotels and that alone is pretty exciting stuff. He’s had staff, prostitutes, high profile parties, but yet like the rest of us, just can’t figure out what the hell has happened to his disgrace of a granddaughter’s tits. Sure he gets bitch played the industry and made a lot of money doing it, butdude’s got 8 kids and probably a lot of grandkids, but for some reason the only one we know is this fucking trash can and like any good dirty grandfather, he’s probably watched her sex tape on repeat and has had her pay him special visits back when he announced he wasn’t leaving her any money leaving any money to her in his will, making her work him the only way she knows how, with her pussy….and now he just can’t grasp what’s going on here, maybe he’s wondering if she got implants, or if she’s on the pill as she should be cuz she’s a dirty pig, or maybe it’s just a magical bra and I’m sure he’s more concered with the herpes she gave him….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Doutzen Kroes Poses for Numero Tokyo

Posted on April 14, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Dutch hottie Doutzen Kroes (25) posed in a bunch of black outfits for the May issue of Numero Tokyo magazine – and those outfits included the above pair of giant pants(?) (that are totally Wow or Eww?-worthy). How do you guys like these shots? See the rest on the next page! … Read the rest of Doutzen Kroes Poses for Numero Tokyo © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: cleavage , clothes , supermodel Related posts Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show 2009 Gallery (81) The Hottest Bikini Body Belongs to… Marisa Miller VS Bar Refaeli! (68) Rihanna and Her Huge Sleeves – Wow or Eww? (59) Mariah Carey in a Shiny Ruffled Dress – Front and Back (19) Linda Evangelista in V Magazine (25)

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Fergie’s Futuristic Cleavage

Posted on April 13, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s Fergie showing off her cleavage and booty in her futuristic outfit. All I know is if girls are going to be dressed like this in the year 3000, freeze my body now and thaw me later.

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Heidi Montag Reveals Her (Plastified) Bikini Body

Posted on April 12, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Heidi Montag decided that she’d kept her newly enhanced (but so not improved, imo) body undercover long enough, so she made her post-plastic surgery bikini debut this weekend in Las Vegas. Heidi managed to completely change the proportions of her figure – to see Heidi before her many interventions (but with smaller implants) in a bikini, click here! Of course there’s more! … Read the rest of Heidi Montag Reveals Her (Plastified) Bikini Body © Versus for Skinny VS Curvy , 2010. | Permalink | No comment Tags: bikini , boobs , cleavage , fake , OMG , plastic , plastic surgery Related posts Miranda Kerr’s Boobs, With and Without Photoshop (56) Heidi Montag’s 10 Plastic Surgeries – Then & Now (167) Heidi Montag in a Bikini, Front and Back (2) Heidi Montag Gets 10 Plastic Surgeries, Emmy Rossum Has Something to Say (121) Audrina Patridge Denies Plastic Surgery Rumors (11)

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Rachel Bilson’s Showin’ Off Tits of the Day

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I can pretty much guarantee that Rache Bilson is not getting married to that loser from Canada. The only reason the break-up hasn’t been reported is because no one really gives a fuck about him and he is so insignificant that people don’t even remember she’s supposed to be getting married….the virgin losers just know him as the guy who killed Darth Vader, while I see him as the guy who turned Rachel Bilson from an eligible slutty starlet, to some sweater wearing boring wasted pussy, but the last few weeks she’s been making appearances and this one of her dress that looks like it could be a bra makes it pretty clear she’s out for cock and you know her insecure reject from hollywood would never allow this if he was still in the picture because it may attract men who will remind her how insignificant the guy she is planning on married is….tempting her to move the fuck on…because even she knows how pathetic the motherfucker is, she just felt obligated to stay with him, kinda like any girl who has ended up with you… Either way, she’s still hot, she’s still got it in her and I’m ready for her fall into a wild slut phase cuz I’ve been ready to see this bitch naked for a long time…let’s just hope she brings it…. Pics via PacificCoastNews Pics via Fame

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Shania Twain Shows Off Her MILFy Goodness

Posted on April 9, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Shania Twain has been a sexy divorcee for a little while now and I think she’s finally starting to embrace her new found MILF hotness. Here she is out on the town showing off her nice “divorce settlements” in a sweet see through top. I still can’t believe some douche cheated on her, what and idiot, if she and I were together the worst thing I would do is maybe cheat on her left boob with her right boob, but I think that’s forgivable. Hopefully she won’t stay hidden for as long next time, the site looks better with a little Shania boob on it. Enjoy. Related Articles: Shania Twain Is Back, Breasts And All! Shakira Ho’s It Up In Hamburg Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage For Nerds Scarlett Johansson’s Cleavage Revisited Photos: SplashNewsOnline

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Katie Holmes has some Weird Fucking Tits of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Something weird is going on with Katie Holmes mom tits. Some people may think she’s just wearing a bra that is too tight for her, but I like to think it’s on some Alien kick, not because I am a virgin loser who likes all things Sci-Fi and only masturbate to shit that involves Space, but because her religion is. Pics via Fame

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Kellie Pickler Shows Off her Fake White Trash Tits of the Day

Posted on April 6, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I used to find this inbred hick interesting when she was on American Idol back when I watched American Idol because I had a TV with one channel and little energy to do much else than sit there and watch the shit….Not interesting in a “I’d love to sit down and have a great conversation” way, but interesting in the fact that she was kinda hot and grew up in the backwoods banging her grandfather, she was dumb as shit and seemed easy to trick into anal and pretty much into anything and fucking some serious redneck retard trash was always a dream…but she hasn’t aged too well, even her fake tits look like a disaster, but I guess that’s what happen to most white trash when they turn 25, their teeth just can’t keep up with all the Tang they’ve been drinking and start fallin’ out..or whatever else it is that wrecks hick girls who I once wanted to fuck….like teenage pregnancy, malnourishment and bad genes…you’d hope Hollywood woulda saved her from…. Pics via Fame

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