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Karolina Kurkova’s Sweet Sweet Spandex

Posted on June 7, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here’s a shocker for you, model Karolina Kurkova looking hot in her tight spandex workout outfit. Who would have thought? That’s like saying you’re not surprised to hear I live in my mother’s basement. Anyhow, leave it to a supermodel to show us just how spandex is supposed to work, it shouldn’t be stretched out so much that it’s shiny and makes your giant thighs sparkle while they rub together on your walk to KFC . Like two whales trying to mate.

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Mischa Barton is Scary as Fuck of the Day

Posted on May 21, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Mischa Barton is a fucking wreck. Maybe this is the aftermath of being the second line pussy on some teen TV show that made getting more work impossible after the series fell apart. But I like to think it has to do with being eaten up by the media, leading to her drinking and popping pills to feel good about herself, eventually giving up on showering and caring about herself, leaving her a fat sloppy mess I’m just wating to see overdose, cuz it’s time for another Hollywood suicide…..and looking at her freaky fucking face in a wedding dress is scarier than her breakout role as the dead girl under the bed in the Sixth Sense you all wanted to fuck cuz she was at her hottest, perverts….I feel like we don’t need to do the Deathwatch anymore, she’s already dead on the inside, sure her heart is pumping but there’s no fucking soul behind these glassed over eyes, like a brain dead vegetable in the hospital and I say it is time to pull the fucking plug…..but on the positive side, she’s got pretty rockin’ tits in this wedding dress she’s modeling, reminding me that now is a good time to move in on her because she’s desperate, cuz she’s probably better to fuck than the old ladies I tried to recruit at the old folks home into putting me into her will, and I can only hope there’s at least one opportunist working his way into securing this Mischa Barton as his prime zombie bride, cuz girls who drug up themselves to make bad decisions are better than girls you have to drug to make bad decsions, because you can’t get arrested for the shit….. Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Cleavage Does It’s Best

Posted on May 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s nice to see that Jennifer Love Hewitt is at least trying to get herself back on the celebrity blogger radar. It’s not very difficult to do, put on a slutty outfit and leave your house. Anyhow, here she is out the other day giving us a very slight peek at her cleavage. It’s kinda difficult to see, but if you squint your eyes and turn your head to the left on a forty five degree angle you can almost make it out. Thanks for nothing.

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Jayde Nicole Still Trying to Get Noticed of the Day

Posted on May 19, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t know what the deal with this trash from Canada is. I know she followed her single-mother’s white trash lead to take her titties to Playboy cuz it pays more and leads to more opportunity than stripping, but as long as she does it when she’s freshly turned 18 so that her youth works for her guaranteeing a spot as most whores only get the confidence to get naked for the world after their other plans in money making have fallen apart and they realize that “it’s now or never”….but instead of staying true to being a bitch who gets naked for money, she started dating some idiot, ended up on a shitty reality shot, and now thinks she’s a fucking TV star, when really she isn’t shit…other than a whore meant to get naked who got diverted… So when I see the useless cunt showing off a little tit, I like to get the message out that she needs to step up her game and flash some cunt, cuz otherwise no one will notice you in a few months…and this post has been my good deed of the day…helping some trash out when no one else bother noticing her or her cleavage cuz it’s irrelevant anymore… Pics via Fame

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Brooklyn Decker Marries Adam Sandler in His Shitty Movie of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I don’t care what magazine cover Brooklyn Decker was on, bitch still looks half retarded or inbred to me. I get that she’s a bikini model and she takes a good picture with the right lighting, make-up, photoshop, but not when the picture is shot by the paparazzi while she’s filming some new shitty movie I recommend you don’t see starring Adam Sandler, who clearly cast Brooklyn Decker cuz he lives in a fantasy world that thanks to deep pockets, big money and fame makes his unappealing, almost annoying and disgusting characteristics a fucking aphordisiac to bitches….cuz they all like people they see on TV whether they are worth watching or not and really if I was Adam Sandler and I was making a movie, I’d make my love interest the hottest bitch of the year trying to make a crossover from modeling into acting, because not only would there be a lot of rehearsal, but she’d also put the fuck out cuz I was her fucking boss, and I’m all about playing power positions…. Here they are getting married in the movie, I hope this is a pivotal scene, so that you actually don’t have to see the shit, she’s showing off the tits that seduced Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds, cuz he had hook ups and could get her the cover of SI, and the whole this is fucking boring. I need a drink… Pics via PacificCoastNews

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Tila Tequila is Still a Fucking Joke of the Day

Posted on May 11, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I am not really sure why Tila Tequila hassn’t killed herself officially yet….because I know that most people who fall as hard as she did into insanity probably would, but then again everytime I leave my house I come across insane homless people screaming at people, or screaming at their own reflections in the mirror, reminding me that despite suicide being the logical choice, crazy people don’t always make logical choices…. I guess it’s got something to do with her not wanting to die just because her career is, and figures that even if she can’t land another TV show, and from here on out it’ll be bottom feeding projects and bottom feeding publicity stunts, she might as well try because it gives her something to do and really her first stab at fame came with little effort, maybe miracles strike twice…and as long as she’s doing it with her half naked dwarf body exposed, I’ll still watch and laugh at the trainwreck, but would really prefer if she was doing it with two fingers in her vagina at all times….cuz fake tit cleavage in a dress is not very innovative these days….it’s time for her to get with the fucking program… Pics via Fame

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Christina Hendricks’ Two Perfect Dinner Dates

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Here are two of my favorite stars from TV’s Mad Men , Christina Hendricks’ perfectly plump breasts, at the Costume Institute Gala Benefit last night. I would like to dress those things up in all kinds of crazy costumes and call them Sally. I know that sounds weird but all the blood has rushed from my head so I’m not making any sense. Anyhow, Christina herself looks pretty damn awful, like a ghost or a zombie, except for those two very beautiful, very soft spots. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson’s Impressive Little Cleavage

Posted on May 4, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

It’s not very often we see any pictures of Rachel Bilson in her grown up clothes, here she is at the Costume Institute Gala Benefit last night trying her very best to give us a look at her cleavage. Not bad, I see what she’s going for. She doesn’t really have much raw material to work with so she’s actually doing a pretty impressive job of it. I would be more than happy to lend her a hand, and by that I mean I will cup her supple breasts with my warm blogger hands… Obviously.

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THG Caption Contest: April 30

Posted on April 30, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

Welcome, readers, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest , where you all try to think and post the funniest caption(s) for the celebrity photo below! Today’s subject? The legendary Jessica Simpson on the talk show circuit. What could she and Ellen be saying / doing? What would make a great caption? You tell us! Just click “Comments” and send in your caption(s) – as many as you like. We will announce the winner on Monday . Best of luck … go to it:

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Heather Graham Has Just Enough Hotness

Posted on April 29, 2010 by Benny Hollywood| Leave a comment

I gotta say that Heather Graham’s hotness has fully returned, and I’m glad that I could be a part of it. Here she is at, I don’t really know where she is, but she’s giving us a decent look at her cleavage and that’s all that matters. Heather is the kind of woman that I would be proud to bring home to meet my parents, and take pictures of the two of us on vacation in Greece on the beach in her bikini then post them on the internet to show all those assholes in high-school who said that I would never amount to anything but now I have a website and they don’t except for that one guy who sells jars of his own bellybutton lint online for $19.99 but when you get it you can clearly see that it’s just regular lint…. Such a rip off. I forgot where I was going with this. Boobs.

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