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Remember Paris Hilton ? You know, the OG hot nobody-turned-porn star-turned-“celebrity”… But I guess people haven’t been paying enough attention to her lately, because apparently now she’s starting to act just like every other wannabe fame-seeker out there: signing up for Snapchat and posting mirror selfies. I’d say it’s sad to see how far she’s fallen, but honestly, this isn’t that much different than what she used to do, paying off the paparazzi to follow her every move. And at least this way, we get more bikini pictures out of the deal.
Remember Paris Hilton ? You know, the OG hot nobody-turned-porn star-turned-“celebrity”… But I guess people haven’t been paying enough attention to her lately, because apparently now she’s starting to act just like every other wannabe fame-seeker out there: signing up for Snapchat and posting mirror selfies. I’d say it’s sad to see how far she’s fallen, but honestly, this isn’t that much different than what she used to do, paying off the paparazzi to follow her every move. And at least this way, we get more bikini pictures out of the deal.
I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is finally starting to get the hang of this whole hot nobody thing and really committing to the Instagram hottie lifestyle: posting videos from the gym, posting cleavage shots before, after and during her workout. She even came up with a genius new idea: the bikini gym workout. I’m just so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you feel in your pants, right? Either way, I’m feeling a lot of whatever you call it.
I’m glad to see that Sarah Hyland is finally starting to get the hang of this whole hot nobody thing and really committing to the Instagram hottie lifestyle: posting videos from the gym, posting cleavage shots before, after and during her workout. She even came up with a genius new idea: the bikini gym workout. I’m just so proud. …Pride’s one of the emotions you feel in your pants, right? Either way, I’m feeling a lot of whatever you call it.
Usually, when we report on bad parenting from Farrah Abraham, it means something truly appalling and inappropriate took place involving her 8-year-old daughter Sophia. Like the time Farrah talked about Sophia’s future sex tape . Or the time Farrah allowed Sophia to have a Snapchat account , and she predictably wound up chatting with strangers late at night. Sadly, we could go on with a list of such incidents, but we think you get the idea. So it’s almost a relief to share a story of less-than-stellar parenting from Farrah that other moms might actually be able to relate to. It’s not the kind of thing we would encourage anyone to try, but it is the sort of thing that could be classified as an innocent mistake … as opposed to whatever the hell talking about your grade school-aged daughter’s porn career would be called. Anyway, the story comes from Farrah herself, who shared it while she was shilling some memory supplement on her Instagram page. “Ladies (and men) Ever returned to your car and realized you’ve left your child in the store! Omg, this happened once, but since starting @focus.factor Extra Strength there’s no way that will happen!” Farrah captioned the photo below. Yes, it seems Farrah once left her daughter in a store. She didn’t reveal any details with regard to how long Sophia was alone (or what kind of store it was), which is probably for the best. Not surprisingly, the comments on the photo were amusingly brutal. “You’re telling the entire world that you NEED some bs pills to REMEMBER YOU HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO OUT TO A STORE?” wrote one follower, adding: “Wow. don’t have anymore children please until you become an actual responsible adult.” Others simply threw Farrah’s own words back at her, reminding the reality star-turned-porn star that she once encouraged her co-stars to learn from her parenting example. Most of the critics had the right idea and didn’t attack Farrah for briefly (we hope) forgetting her daughter (these things happen), but rather for sharing the story as a means of trying to sell her followers on the virtues of some BS nootropic. To be fair, we really know nothing about the product she’s hawking, but we generally don’t take medical advice from people who document their vaginal rejuvenation procedures on social media. Also, gotta love the generous amount of cleavage worked into that shot. Say what you will about Farrah, the woman understands marketing. Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of Farrah’s ridiculousness. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Usually, when we report on bad parenting from Farrah Abraham, it means something truly appalling and inappropriate took place involving her 8-year-old daughter Sophia. Like the time Farrah talked about Sophia’s future sex tape . Or the time Farrah allowed Sophia to have a Snapchat account , and she predictably wound up chatting with strangers late at night. Sadly, we could go on with a list of such incidents, but we think you get the idea. So it’s almost a relief to share a story of less-than-stellar parenting from Farrah that other moms might actually be able to relate to. It’s not the kind of thing we would encourage anyone to try, but it is the sort of thing that could be classified as an innocent mistake … as opposed to whatever the hell talking about your grade school-aged daughter’s porn career would be called. Anyway, the story comes from Farrah herself, who shared it while she was shilling some memory supplement on her Instagram page. “Ladies (and men) Ever returned to your car and realized you’ve left your child in the store! Omg, this happened once, but since starting @focus.factor Extra Strength there’s no way that will happen!” Farrah captioned the photo below. Yes, it seems Farrah once left her daughter in a store. She didn’t reveal any details with regard to how long Sophia was alone (or what kind of store it was), which is probably for the best. Not surprisingly, the comments on the photo were amusingly brutal. “You’re telling the entire world that you NEED some bs pills to REMEMBER YOU HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO OUT TO A STORE?” wrote one follower, adding: “Wow. don’t have anymore children please until you become an actual responsible adult.” Others simply threw Farrah’s own words back at her, reminding the reality star-turned-porn star that she once encouraged her co-stars to learn from her parenting example. Most of the critics had the right idea and didn’t attack Farrah for briefly (we hope) forgetting her daughter (these things happen), but rather for sharing the story as a means of trying to sell her followers on the virtues of some BS nootropic. To be fair, we really know nothing about the product she’s hawking, but we generally don’t take medical advice from people who document their vaginal rejuvenation procedures on social media. Also, gotta love the generous amount of cleavage worked into that shot. Say what you will about Farrah, the woman understands marketing. Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of Farrah’s ridiculousness. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
I have a celebrity from the 90s, who is still a celebrity, but just not as relevant, yet still iconic, daughter fetish…. I mean, not really, but I do find it semi / barely interesting to see how they’ve grown up, what they’ve amounted to, how broken they are, what they’ve done with their fame, success, trust funds, etc…. I guess Katherine Schwarzenegger isn’t so bad, no real scandals, and seems to do work with dog rescues, something I am passionate about…up on some “She’s a Kennedy and looks like her mom”….hustle…probably educated, classy, not like that new money, in an era of everyone being gutter trash, even the rich kids….just gutter fucking trash… I’m digging her, but that could just be the cleavage she’s really into showing off, like any typical girl, but more important because her family is rich and famous…you know..cleavage that actually means something…or that she’s just chubby and her tits are a good focal point or some shit… This post was inspired with me still wanting to fuck Katherine Schwarzenegger with my LOVE…..after seeing her in this out fit at this event: To See More of the Pics CLCICK HERE The post Katherine Schwarzenegger Likes Her Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I could’ve sworn the last time I did a post on Katy Perry , she was actually looking kinda hot. But I just came across this photoshoot the wannabe Madonna, Jr. did for W Magazine , and this great cleavage shot aside, it’s pretty disappointing. I don’t know why hotties are always cutting off all their hair like this! Don’t they get how much harder it makes it for us dudes on the Internet to properly “enjoy” their busty photoshoots? I mean, obviously, I’m still going to do it. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it.
Since I know how much you perverts love Ariel Winter , AKA the second-hardest-working hottie on Snapchat (after Bella Thorne , of course), here’s a few new shots of her hard at work keeping her 15 minutes of fame going with another pair of cleavage shots. And one GIF of her twerking on the world’s luckiest dog. Guess he must’ve been a very good boy.