We think it’s fair to say that Big Brother 19 has featured some of most epic arguments in the history of Big Brother, and it’s making for a house divided. When the episode got underway, Josh made his way to Jessica to let her know that she is not his target. Jessica was not about to bow down to him, so she mocked him once again. Over the course of the summer, the pair has been at odds every step of the way, so it made sense that Jess would think Josh was trying to stir the pot. Josh then lets her know that it’s only Cody he does not like, and Cody was in the room, so it was a rather ballsy move when you consider that Cody has immunity. Jessica is not one to allow anyone to talk badly about her man of so many weeks, so she exits the conversation and brands it a big fat waste of time. When it came to veto plans, Paul recalled that Christmas had the Ring of Replacement, and decided to use it to his advantage. He wanted her to use it in the event Cody’s name is called. However, Paul revealed in the Diary Room that he wants Christmas to use it so that he can flush it out of the game so that she does not use it against him later. Not one to listen to the leader, Christmas turned to Josh, and he told her not to use it so they can have it at their disposal later. They tell Paul that they don’t want to use the power this week, but Paul turns the tables and reiterates that they absolutely need to send Jessica home or there will be hell to pay. Christmas then says the best course of action is if Josh blinks at Christmas during the players being picked. That way she will know to use it. When Cody’s name is picked, Josh blinks, and Christmas shuts him right out of the competition. This sends Jessica and Cody into a fit of despair as they realize the odds are stacked against them. It’s the OTEV competition, and Elena is first out. Jessica is out second and starts crying again because she knows that means she is going home. Mark ultimately wins the competition, meaning Josh needs to name a replacement nominee. In the end, Josh puts up Raven, meaning she joins Elena and Jessica on the block. It’s obvious that Jessica is going home, so there’s really no question about it. Who do you want to go home? Sound off below! View Slideshow: Big Brother Winners: RANKED!
It’s hard to believe Kylie Jenner is only 20 years old, given that she's been teasing us with seriously racy photos like these for years. Years, people. The girl is basically 20 going on 35 in a sense. We have no idea what that means honestly, or why we settled on the arbitrary 35 in order to make our alleged point, but this is clear: Ever since we've known she existed, the youngest member of the whole Keeping Up with the Kardashians crew has been just … gulp . Flaunting extreme cleavage, huge lips and come-hither expressions, the social media queen has been taught well by big sister Kim. Exploited handsomely by Momager Kris, to the tune of hundreds of millions (yes, hundreds ), she's created a global Kardempire. We just coined that phrase. Not sure if it works, but you win some and you lose some. Regardless, we're all winners thanks to these pics. In honor of Kylie Kristen turning 20 on August 10, 2017, behold the 47 hottest photos of her young life below and bask in the beauty. 1. Kylie Jenner Seduces Followers Kylie Jenner wrote that she had a “broken nail” in this photo. But why do we think no one is really looking at her nail? 2. Kylie Jenner: Semi-Topless Boob Grab Photo Kylie Jenner is getting more and more naked everyday to promote a new shade of her lip kit. We like where this trend is headed. 3. Kylie Jenner Tiger Toy Image Kylie held a tiger toy up to her crotch during a recent photoshoot. We think it might be her subtle way of saying she’s banging Tyga. 4. Kylie Jenner Butt Picture Kylie Jenner is mighty proud of her rear end. She flaunts it in this photo from Instagram. 5. Kylie Jenner Piercing Stop staring at Kylie Jenner’s cleavage! She’s showing off her new piercing in this Instagram photo. 6. Kylie Jenner Cleavage Kylie Jenner’s cleavage is off the hook in this photo. Just unbelievable, really. Is it real? We think so. Is it spectacular? You tell us. View Slideshow
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Julianne Hough is rocking’ out her Honeymoon, despite being sad she couldn’t marry the best fuck of her life…her brother..and she documented her fishing / possibly KILLING a living creature on her social media for her fans – who are Dancing with the Stars watchers, and thus are trailer trash, since most sophisticated people, don’t watch network TV….and not even really sophisticated people, but people who own computers / tablets and smart phones…the concept of checking into ABC at 8 pm is just fucking gnarly to anyone with a brain… From my experience, those are the same kind of people super into fishing, it is a common sport, for trash, and seeing a bikini babe pander to them catching fish must drive them nuts… I figure I cater to the same simple minded retard who still has cable and loves fishing…so here’s some PORN for you bud. Here’s a butt shot.. The post Julianne Hough Fish Killer of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Alison Brie is some well liked, at least in the nerd world, actress who was on a show called Community and more recently….GLOW….the girls of wrestling… I have never seen Community or GLOW….and I am not sold on her awkward looking face…but I am into her big old tits…tits I’d like to smear on the cracker or maybe a Baguette that is my penis but much bigger than my penis…since my penis is more of a crumb than somehting of substance…not that you care about my penis, or maybe you do, stop talking about my penis faggot….. That said, I’d like to smear her tits on me / my face like were a nice slice of creamy brie…but maybe I am just addicted to cheese, all cheese, lesbian cheese, breast milk cheese, because cheese has the same effect as OPIATES…and are addictive…and it has nothing to do with ALISON BRIE….or her toplessness – that you can see in these artist rendition look-a-like – performance art pics I saw of her…. Or maybe you like her better at events…showing cleavage…of tits you know are wonderful… TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE The post Alison Brie Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Is there nothing that Farrah Abraham won’t do for attention? Whether it’s getting super racist on reality television or using her latest breakup to stir up sympathy, Farrah seems to need attention whether it’s good or bad and it’s clear that she’ll cross any boundary to get it. In her latest ploy, she got some procedures on her butt and on her vagina … and shared the photos with the world. Remember the good old days, when if you wanted to make yourself younger and more beautiful, you just bathed in the blood of virgins? Technology has improved … or at least changed those techniques. Which is great news for virgins everywhere. Farrah Abraham has already availed herself of several cosmetic procedures. She got her first boob job when she was 19, remember. (We say first because it was not her last — just a couple of years ago, Farrah Abraham got her third boob job , because that’s a great sign that someone’s healthy) She’s also had rhinoplasty. To her credit, she hasn’t been especially secretive about her cosmetic procedures. This time, she got vaginal rejuvenation … and got her butt tightened. To be clear, by “butt tightened,” we mean that she got the skin of her butt tightened. She didn’t get, like, steroids injected into her anal muscles (which is probably not a real procedure) or whatever. (As far as we know) The skin procedure is apparently called “Exilis,” according to RadarOnline ‘s source — RadarOnline is also the place where Farrah Abraham shared her procedure photos . “The procedure heats up the skin with radio frequency to tighten the skin and tissue,” their insider says. “It goes deep and gets rid of cellulite to make everything tight and firm.” If you don’t even like the sensation of holding a hot to-go bag on your lap during a car ride, this procedure might not be for you. It sounds like the sort of thing that you could have on other areas of skin, but Farrah seems determined to make her ass as perfect as she can get it. (Aren’t we all?) And then came the vaginal rejuvenation, which sounds like an odd procedure to perform on a 26-year-old. “The procedure is performed with a wand that is inserted and moved back and forth for four minutes to tighten the walls of the uterus. It is beneficial for sex so you’re not wide. It also helps with moisture and lubrication.” Weird that it impacts the uterine walls, since there’s presumably no way that the wand is going past Farrah’s cervix. (Sorry; we’re many things but we’re not gynecologists) We’ll get to what are and are not factors in vaginal tightness in a moment, but that whole procedure sounds weird. Then, of course, comes the exterior vaginal rejuvenation. (Which, of course, doesn’t involve the vagina at all) “When the clitoris and outside lips are stretched out and long, it shrinks them and makes the vagina from the outside look youthful.” It’s normal for a clitoris to grow over time as you age, for the record. And while genitals may “sag” with age, some labia minora are just longer than others. But, hey, Farrah can make her genitals look however she likes. As for her bringing a camera into the room for the procedure … that’s almost unimaginably awkward. The photos don’t show any sexy angles or anything. You mostly just see Farrah smiling awkwardly while a young-looking technician, whose hands are hidden by a privacy cloth, appears to be manipulating the “wand” tool inside of Farrah. (We hope that her job pays enough) In a ludicrous claim made to HollywoodLife , Farrah’s ex, Simon Saran, says that he somehow deserves credit for Farrah getting that vaginal rejuvenation. “I don’t blame her, I’m very big. Wouldn’t be fair to the next guy.” So, you know how you put your hair up into a ponytail or a bun or something before sleep, but after what doesn’t feel like all that many uses, your hair ties start to loosen and they don’t grip your hair as well? Well vaginas work just like that. KIDDING! Vaginas aren’t hair ties, folks. The tightness of a vagina has to do with numerous factors, including biology and muscle tone and level of arousal. These are canals that can expel a literal entire baby and then shrink back to their previous size. Nobody human’s penis is going to wreck somebody’s hooha so bad that they just can’t recover. We don’t claim to have any special knowledge of Simon Saran’s penis in particular, but we’re always leery of men who seem to feel compelled to assure everyone that they’re especially well endowed. And by “leery of,” we mean that they are seldom to be believed. Pro tip for life: when someone boasts about something, that’s almost certainly an insecurity of theirs, whether it’s their wealth or dick size or how effective or otherwise their three-ring circus of a presidential administration has turned out to be. Now, Farrah Abraham has been through some genuine bad times. We’re all aware of her sad history of rape and abuse , and those monstrous acts can change you for the rest of your life. But as a celebrity — and, as we said, Farrah is 26 years old and, after doing a porn tape, is an adult celebrity in every sense of the word — Farrah has an obligation to think about the people whom she represents. That is: other survivors of rape and abuse. Farrah’s pattern of obnoxious statements and bad behavior don’t do anything to cast other survivors in a positive light. View Slideshow: Farrah Abraham: A Ridiculous, Sometimes X-Rated Life in GIFs
Jessica Alba shook her mom tits while making a mom joke about them being hormonal and milk filled because if you know anything about pregnant women – they are disgusting, they know they are disgusting, and only have their tits to carry them through the pregancy and often times the first year of being a new mom, thanks to it being the only thing their husbands want to look at or fuck, but also because their pussies are shredded and can’t be fucked. I guess what I am saying is that Alba, even knowing she’s an old Alba, knows to use the tits for that attention that makes her feel good now that she can’t cheat on her husband with actual celebrities for a while, since that’d be weird….seeing as she’s got his baby, or what they think is their baby up in her.. Point being… I’m into this mom tit thing.. The post Jessica Alba Tits of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
I have a big titty on 40 year old bitches fetish… It doesn’t have to be a celebrity 40 year old mom with monster tits… It can be any bitch in her 40s with big tits… I’ve been seeing so many of them, all womanly, pre menopausal, and I’m not sure if it’s just the hormones in the food or something like sluttier clothing, or girls giving it a shot before it is too late, or if I was just never open to big titty 40 year olds…as I had this cut off age of 24 and that made them invisible… That’s not to say I haven’t banged 40 year olds, or older, in my life, it’s just to say I either blocked it out and hated it or…just blocked it out…because with big tits usually comes gut, sloppy ass, and thighs… So seeing a 40 year old like Jessica Simpson, young billionaire, showing off tits at a kid’s birthday party, knowing the rest of her is fat…isn’t the hottest thing ever…but it is good enough for me…. The post Jessica Simpson’s Cleavage of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
Lily Mo Sheen is the name of Kate Beckinsale’s daughter with Charlie Sheen, or some other Sheen, that is probably not HIV positive, but could be… She’s 18, going to college, and her mom was just recently stalked or had a stalker arrested because she doesn’t understand passion and excitement when it comes in the form of some socially awkward nerd, who coincidentally is 99 percent of her fan base… She’s was at Comicon / Aspergers Convention in Tampa fighting for her life because nerd fans can be weird… While her young daughter you’ll want to fuck, even if you’re not a Vampire Beckinsale fan, because she’s 18….showed off some cleavage…. I’m into the new generation, but historically, I have been the last 3 decades….so it’s not saying much, but it is saying – keep up the good whore pics. The post Kate Beckinsale’s Daughter in a Bikini Top of the Day appeared first on DrunkenStepFather.com .
